Real Name: Ha! like I'd actually say that.

Email: See 'real name'

Distinguishing Characteristics

Distinguishing Characteristic 1: Completely frizzy brown-blonde hair. If anyone knows of a really good conditioner, PLEASE let me know.

Distinguishing Characteristic 2: Arms and hands are often covered with doodles from a ballpoint pen.

Distinguishing Characteristic 3: A tendency to suddenly burst forth in strange sales pitches, Pretenders/The English Beat/Blondie songs, poems and/or annoying songs.

Distinguishing Characteristic 4: Phishy2 is normally found walking around with her nose in a book. Even on the streets. Even going up stairs/escalators/elevators. (A.N.: And the funny thing is, People tell me not to because they say I'll trip, but I've never tripped once. So they can put that in their proverbial pipe and smoke it!) (KUDOS TO STAREMERALD!)

Fave Song That Gets Annoying Fast: "I was walking in a circle and I saw a piece of paper colored yellow, blue, red. As I drew closer I saw it had some writing and I knew I had to read it, and this is what it said: I was walking in a circle and I saw a piece of paper colored yellow, blue, red. As I drew closer I saw it had some writing and I knew I had to read it, and this is what it said: I was walking in a circle and I saw a piece of paper colored yellow, blue, red. As I drew closer I saw it had some writing and I knew I had to read it, and this is what it said: I was walking in a circle and I saw a piece of paper colored yellow, blue, red. As I drew closer I saw it had some writing and I knew I had to read it, and this is what it said: I was..." (KUDOS TO NOTYOURAVERAGEBLOND!) It gets annoying just reading it, doesn't it? -

Fave Books: Harry Potter 3, Artemis Fowl 1-5, Harriet the Spy books, JRR Tolkien, Sabriel, Larklight, Series of Unfortunate Events, Young Wizards

Fave Cartoons: Teen Titans, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Scooby Doo, Spongebob Squarepants, KABLAM, Action League- Now

Fave Food: Meat lover's pizza/ Bacon cheeseburgers/ Meat lasagna (I'm vegetarian, isn't it obvious? jk!)

Fave Drinks: Lemonade, Sprite (NOT PRUNE JUICE)

Fave Subject: Art

Fave animals: Any kind of Birds, also I like fish. Also OKAPIS! ~Gives huge okapi- lover SQUEEE~

Fave sport: Field Hockey!

Fave Singer/Groups: The Beatles (Old, I know, but still good, just think of them as your favorite book that you've had a long time), The Pretenders, Elvis Costello and the Attractions, Blondie, Avril Lavigne(did I spell it right?) Siouxsie and the Banshees, Green Day!

Personality: Sugar High 24/7. Need I say more?

My two cents' worth: Microwave pizzas taste bad.

My 25 cent's worth: Microwave pizzas taste bad, except the ones with cheese stuffed crust. YUMMY!

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Quotable Quotes:
"You're wrong! Go fix yourself!" -Tom, counselor at Smuggler's notch, Vermont

"This... is the greatest pie!" -Beast Boy, Betrayal

"What the Hell does prune juice have to do with anything?"- My friend Alicia, reading my HP fanfic.

"Iiiiiiii was brought up by Bananas! Ba Doo Ba Doo Doo!" -my friend Raven B., randomly singing in music class.

' "At last, the Jedi are no more," said Darth Sidious. "Not if anything have I to say about it!" replied Yoda.' -Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

"...And down came the floating cow of doom."- my friend Alicia at Interhouse netball

"Amen!" -me, in response to the above quote

"Want to hear my idea of an oxymoron? Military Intelligence."- my friend Elizabeth after a grueling grammar lesson

"You smell like mushrooms! And I hate Mushrooms! Why, when I see a mushroom... I SQUISH it!" -some random but hilarious icon that I found on the internet. Whoever made that rocks the world!

"It cannot be a coincidence that no language in the world has come up with the expression 'pretty as an airport'."-Douglas Adams, The long Dark Teatime of the Soul.

(conversation between my friend Raven B. and Jennie L.:)

Raven: "Would someone please tell me what's going on?"

Jennie: "Well, you see, the bears attacked the rabbits, and then the rabbits decided that they didn't like that, so they retaliated by-"

Raven: "Rabbits are fags."

Jennie: "..."

"That may be the only way to convey tragedy: through comedy. Humor is all we've got." ~Bel Kaufman, Up the Down Staircase

"When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed into a monstrous vermin." ~Franz Kafka,The Metamorphosis

"The point of Quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting." ~ Amanda Cross

"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another." ~Ambrose Bierce,

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I love Dorothy Parker, who may have been the most totally awesome poet of the 20th are some of my favorite quotes:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Four be the things I'd have been better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.

I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound -- if I can remember any of the damn things.

I'm never going to be famous. I don't do anything, not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't sit in the same room with me.

Wit has truth in it ... wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

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Fave Goofy song: Camp Grenada by Allan Sherman. This is brilliant. To those of you who've seen the original Fantasia movie(you know, that Disney movie with all the musical cartoons) this song's tune is the song playing in the cartoon with the ballerina hippos. If you haven't, it's the song off the 'K9 Advantix' commercial with the puppy camp. _ squee!

My favorite Pairings:

BB/Rae (Best ever!Ppl out there who think that Raven should be with Robin- I understand ur point of view, but personally, I prefer BBRae.RobRae?They're too much like brother and sister.)

BB/Terra (Yeah, yeah. I know )

Star/Robb (I agree with staremerald on this one, they're adorable)

Cy/Bee (They would be sooo cute! she's kind of short, and he's really tall... AWWWW!)

Harry/Hermione (Absolutely perfect)

Ron/Hermione (Don't bawl me out for this, notyouraverageblond and staremerald, I mean short term.)

Harry/Ginny (Kind of weird)

Draco/ a rock (Poor rock!)

Nita/Kit (absolutely)

Violet/Quigley (It's been obvious since book ten.)

Klaus/Fiona (Yes, I know Fiona betrayed the orphans, but they're sooooo cute together! It's just like BB/Terra)

Sunny/the incredibly deadly viper (I mean, not like love, but like really good extra special friends)

Fics in progress:

Harry Potter gets a Glimpse of the Real World: What happens when you violate fanfiction rules too often (even if you didn't, really?)? Three authors are sent into HP #1

Teen Titans Theatre Presents: A Midsummer Night's Dream: Mad Mod has captured the Titans, and is forcing them to perform 'A Midsummer Night's Dream', under penalty of EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION! As the scenes move along, certain characters realize their true affections for each other

The Goth with the Broken Smile: This is just a oneshot BBRae fic. I'm sorry it got taken off before, but it should be okay now. Enjoy! no flames please!