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This is about the time the Titans went camping... little did they knowwhat lay in store for them...

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I sound sooooo evil, don't I?

On with the fic!

Four pm.

Titans Tower.

The titans, they appeared calm. Raven, reading. Robin, listening to music. Cyborg, playing video games. Starfire, being… Starfire.

I grinned.

They hadn't seen me.

Well, of course they hadn't. I was like a fly on the wall… unnoticed.

Actually, I really was a fly on the wall.

I had been waiting for this day for practically forever. The titans knew this day was coming, they'd known for a long time.

And now, it was time…

I pounced.

End Beast Boy POV

It was quiet. Very quiet. And then suddenly-

"YAAAAAAAGH!"

The Titans jumped a foot in the air, screaming. Robin reached for his utility belt. Cyborg raised his canon. Raven levitated large blunt objects. Starfire gathered starbolts in her hands. Then they realized what (or in this case, who) had disturbed them.

"BEAST BOY!" they yelled in unison.

"Guess what!" he said, oblivious to the fact that his friends were not exactly pleased with his performance.

"Beast Boy," said Raven through gritted teeth, "You know I hate guessing games…" She picked up the T.V. and probably would have chucked it at the annoying green elf, had Cyborg not intervened.

"Put- the- TV- down- now!" he yelled.

"Hello!" said Beast Boy impatiently. "We were talking about me, incase you've forgotten, Cyborg. Anyway, today is the day that we go CAMPING! YAAYYY!"

The other Titans stared at him.

"Shit," said Robin. "I forgot about that."

"I thought I made it perfectly clear that I wasn't going," said Raven.

"Camping?" said Cyborg nervously. "Uh… hee, um… camping… uh, well… you see… the thing is…" Starfire interrupted him.

"What is the camping of which you speak?" she asked. "Oh well! I care not! I sounds GLORIOUS! What is it again?"

"Uh, BB," said Robin, "tonight REALLY isn't a good night. Maybe tomorrow, or the day after, or next week, or…"

"What?" cried Beast Boy. He morphed into the little green kitten from 'Forces of Nature', complete with the big innocent eyes. "But… but… you guys promised…" he whined. A gigantic teardrop fell from his eyes and splashed on the floor.

"Oh please, friends!" pleaded Starfire. She knelt down beside Beast Boy and pouted. "We did promise to go camping… please, friends, let us go tonight!" Together, they both looked like they'd walked out of a really corny anime book.

"No…" moaned Robin. "Must… resist… gooey eye tricks…"

"Powers… weakening…" groaned Cyborg. "Gahhh…."

Raven was unfazed. "Nice try," she said. "The eye tricks are not going to work on us. Right?" She turned to face Cyborg and Robin.

"No!" screamed Cyborg. "I can't take it any longer!"

"We'll go!" agreed Robin. "Just… please… stop it with the eyes!"

Raven rolled her eyes. "I'm surrounded by idiots. However, as it would appear that I'm outnumbered, I suppose I have no choice."

Beast Boy smiled. "Yay! Camping!"

"Yay! Camping!" cheered Starfire. "Friend Beast Boy, what is this camping, again?"

"I'll explain, just be patient," he replied. To the others, he said, " Can you guys be packed and ready to go in an hour?"

"Yeah, I guess," said Robin wearily. All the titans except for Cyborg filed out of the room. He shivered. Oh, boy. A whole night outside with Beast Boy. This was not going to be relaxing.