This is just a random story I felt like writing up.
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters in this fanfic.
Hello and welcome to this season's edition of 'Torture those stars!" Our host today will be the same as usual, the gorgeous, the intelligent, did I mention she's beautiful, staremerald!
"Thank you, thank you," staremerald said, putting up her hands to silence the cheering crowd who were cheering enthusiastically. "Today the game show will be held on the Death Star, from Star Wars! Yay Death Star!"
"Yay!" the crowd cheered enthusiastically. They are all transported to the main meeting area on the world famous Death Star.
"Okay," staremerald, "Let's meet our guests or contestants for this show!"
"Yay!" the crowd cheered enthusiastically.
"First we have Raven from the hit show 'Teen Titans!" Raven falls in through the ceiling. "Raven is a spunky, Goth who is very creepy and is sending me a death look at the moment and I think I'll shut up now!" Raven looks triumphant. "Also from the 'Teen Titans' we have Kitten!" Kitten falls in through the ceiling. "Kitten is a loser who thinks that she will someday win Robin's heart! Isn't that funny?"
"HA HA!" the crowd cheered enthusiastically.
Staremerald waits for her audience to finish laughing and then continues, "We also have Hermione Granger and Luna Lovegood from off of 'Harry Potter' Both girls crash through the ceiling. " Hermione Granger is a smart student who is always focused on her grades. Luna is just…what's the word I'm looking for…ah yes, 'weird.'
"What does 'Ungraphitable' mean?" Luna asks, proving Staremerald's point.
"What?" the crowd cheered enthusiastically. Staremerald shrugs.
"Anyway, we also have Cosmo from 'Fairly Odd Parents!' Cosmo crashes through the ceiling. Cosmo is an idiot who never gets things right!" (A.N. Don't worry, I love Cosmo too, so please don't sent me flames!)
"I like corn because corn is niiiiice," Cosmo says, poofing an ear of corn into his hands and hugging it.
"We also have everyone's favorite mud boy, Artimis Fowl!" Artimis crashes through the ceiling. Artimis is a child prodigy!"
"Wow!" the crowd cheered enthusiastically. Artimis bows.
"I know, I know," he says.
"Hey!" staremerald complains. "Saying things twice is my thing!"
"Do you have a disclaimer on that?" Artimis asks.
"Huh?" Staremerald asks.
"Exactly. Only an idiot such as yourself would forget to put disclaimers."
"Who are you calling idiot?" Cosmo, Luna and staremerald say at the same time.
"Anyway," staremerald continues, shooting Artimis a I-hate-you-so-much-but-since-your-a-guest-I'll-deal-with-you-later-when-I-get-my-lightsaber-out-of-my-room-and-do-a-lightsaber-to-Artimis's-head-maneuver, "We also have two more movie characters, Darthy and Yoda!" Darth Vader and Yoda walk into the room.
"Greetings to you staremerald," Yoda says as a greeting.
"I HATE YOU!" Darth Vader shrieks to Yoda. (A.N. Inside joke. You know the way in 'Revenge of the Sith' Obi and Ani are fighting and Obi says "You were like my brother!" and Ani looks up and says "I hate you!" like some freak.)
"Yes, but I love you!" staremerald calls dreamily.
"Ewwwww!" the crowd cheered enthusiastically.
"Shut up!" staremerald shouts.
"Calm down, you must," Yoda says to Darth Vader. Darth Vader turns to staremerald.
"Padme?"
"Ewwwww!" staremerald says, vomiting. (A.N. Another inside joke.) "But you can date me if you want-"
Staremerald!
"Alright! Alright! Zesh, don't have a cow!" staremerald shouted at the ceiling. She turned back to her guests. "Okay, so we have Raven and Kitten, Hermione and Luna, Cosmo, Artimis and Yoda and Darthy!"
"Don't call me Darthy!" Darth Vader complained.
"Deal with it, I think it's cute," staremerald says.
"I HATE YOU!" Darth Vader shrieks.
"Whatever. Anyway, welcome to 'Torture those stars!' Today, you have been chosen among millions to compete in this game show and prove who is the weakest and who is the strongest player. There will be seven challenges, each testing your mental ability-"
"Then this shall be easy," Artimis said. Hermione held up a fist.
"Bring it on Fowl!"
"Hem, hem!" staremerald said. Both geniuses looked at staremerald. "Anyway, each testing your mental ability as WELL as your physical."
"Then fun this shall be!" Yoda said bringing out his light saber. Staremerald uses the force and pulls it towards her. Yoda pulls it back, so they are having a tug-and-war fight with a floating light saber.
"Give it here," Staremerald screams.
"Never I will," Yoda shouts back. Raven steps in between the two, picks up the light saber and throws it out the window.
"No!" Yoda yells. "Did you know how much cost it did?"
"Huh?" Kitten asks.
"Never mind. Morons do not understand what saying I am."
"Huh?" Kitten repeats.
"Can you anything else say?" Yoda asks.
"Huh?" Kitten asks again, still confused.
"ANYWAY, You will now proceed to your rooms on the death star and then the first task shall begin!"
"What is the first task?" Hermione asks.
"Spin the bottle," staremerald says evilly. She looks up at the ceiling and laughs. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Please excuse staremerald. She will be back shortly. (She forgot her medicine this morning!)
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