Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.

Shikamaru makes a single, different choice at the beginning of the chunin exams. With it he makes a mortal enemy of Orochimaru and must try to outmaneuver the sanin. Adventure/humor/romance.

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

Mocked by her peers and a failure as a mage, now she finds herself alone in a foreign land ravaged by a civil war. With the world on the brink of destruction her life couldn't get any worse, could it? Reverse summon AU.

Short stories with dubious canon, unusual perspectives, and flashbacks related to Catch Your Breath that don't fit into the main Catch Your Breath storyline for whatever reason. Ratings of individual stories will vary.

The final battle has ended and Harry Potter, exhausted and dying, waits patiently to succumb to his injuries so he can finally see his friends and family again. With his notorious luck of getting thrown into difficult situations, Harry instead finds himself shrunk and lost in a new world via the Fates, who may or may not have ulterior motives for this "Next Great Adventure."

Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.

Ninja life in Konoha is confusing, ninja life in Kirigakure is worse. Dreaming of Sunshine Universe Fanfic, OC Self-Insert.

Once again, Kei's infamous luck spurs a brand new adventure. Only this time, there's no foreknowledge, a giant grumpy turtle monster not where he's supposed to be, and an ocean full of possibilities and danger in the same breath. She just knows she has to find some way to get home to Konoha. And what is all this business about pirates, anyway? (A Catch Your Breath side-story.)

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

Omega. A desolate hive of scum and villainy. Here there are rumours of a Demon, a creature out of myth and mind, prowling through Omega's perennial twilight. Others claim that there is a new guardian on the station, someone watching out for the people. An Archangel. Some say these two might even be real. But will an angel and a demon be enough to save this station? NarukoxGarrus.

Perspective pieces of characters from the story Sugar Plums.

Remnant is a dark place, it's full of monsters, hunters, intrigue and evil. But can it handle a small plum that's fallen from the wrong tree? Recursive Crossover with Sugar Plums.

A series of random one or two shots based on the idea of the various characters adopting Harry from the Dursley's. The focus will be on characters other than Nanoha, Fate, and Hayate doing the actual adoption.

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

The mission is simple: Infiltrate the most famous hero academy in all of Japan as undercover security, at least until All for One is brought down for good. There are a few steps missing in this plan, Kei knows, but that's not her concern. No, she has a different problem to juggle on top of cultural context, keeping under the radar, and a universe full of superpowers: high school.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert COMPLETE

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Drabbles of the "Dreaming of Sunshine" verse from the perspective of various members of the cast.

Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.

"I don't know what else to tell you, Dragon," Armsmaster frowned. "It sounds like you have exhausted all the potential avenues your employment with the Protectorate, Guild, and PRT make possible." "That's…true," Dragon said slowly. "Colin," she breathed after perhaps three seconds, "you're a genius."

I wasn't asking, but then this guy with gray hair seemed to think he'd found an answer. . . . OC Self-Insert

Everyone sees the world differently. Namikaze Minato just sees the world a little more differently than usual. "It's not your chaotic evil alignment that's the problem, Orochimaru. It's just that if you really wanted to be Hokage, you shouldn't have made charisma your dump stat." (the Gamer!Minato AU you never knew you wanted)

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

"She could have drowned you in bugs," Calle said. Tagg wasn't certain if that would have been a mercy or a punishment.

Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.

Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.

The One True Ring, on his perilous odyssey back to Mordor, becomes acquainted with Eleanor Lily Potter and slowly begins to question the meaning of his own existence. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

It is not an understatement to say that Nanoha, Fate and Homura have been through many dangerous experiences. However, none have been quite like this. For when Homura's attempt at resetting the timeline goes further and merges two worlds that should never have met...the situation can never be the same.

When Ruby Rose went to Beacon Academy two years early, she had assumed she was going to be the odd one out. Her sister, the Ice Queen Heiress and the mysterious dark-haired girl aside. What she didn't expect, what none of them expected, was that an even more mysterious teenager would join them. One with a power no other Hunter or Huntress has...and one that just may turn the tide..

Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.

Approved one-shots based on Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine fic. Composed of different POVs, AUs and snapshots of Nara Shikako's life. Synopsis: Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert.

Itachi is rebuilding the clan one offspring at a time. He's outdone Sasuke and soon, his wife teases, they'll be a political party of their own. Or, the aftermath of the homeschool family's SI OC. The Naruto world never knew what hit it.

"Why," she wondered, "was I given a second chance in this world, in this family, in this particular time, if not to change the status quo?" Thinking that was all well and good—however, enacting it was a completely different, and extremely difficult, matter. Semi-SI OC Rebirth fic. Complete. [Sequel posted on AO3]

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

Sequel to Fate's Gamble. Harry has finished with his original world (aside from a few visits) and now it's time to follow through on his promise to Fate to set right another world that her meddling didn't have quite the same effect as in his own. Summoned to fight Voldemort once more, Harry decides to have some fun while he's there. This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.

A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.

This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.

Minerva McGonagall recruits an eclectic group of substitute teachers. Esme Weatherwax learns that Hogwarts is not a disease. Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way.

Billions have died, but their sacrifices have brought the known races of the galaxy freedom. Their destiny is theirs to command, and peace, albeit a somber one, reigns unchallenged. The cosmos is full of constants, however, and death is the most prominent of them all. *Set after ME3 and LotV, spoilers* (MULTICROSSOVER WITH HALO)

When a stranger comes to Brockton Bay with the intention of HALPING, things are going to get interesting ...

There are some boundaries that should never be crossed. Some things best left leashed. Forced to choose between certain death or the slim possibility of success, a lone shinobi catapaults himself to a distant era...in the middle of the Sekirei Plan! Narutoxharem! EDITED HEAVILY TO COMPLY WITH SITE GUIDELINES! Undergoing the final few chapters now.

"Well," thought Zouken as all the familiars in the basement were wrested from his control, undoing decades of planning, "that escalated quickly."

Heather's not exactly sure how she got here, but at least the role of 'older sister' is a familiar one.

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.

The ninja silently ghosted through the hallways of the strange Western castle, intent on reaching his target...

A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.

Professor Snape has pretty much despaired of ever teaching a dunderhead like Potter how to occlude his mind properly. Since he *is* on the side of the angels, he offers Harry a lesser option, one less effective but easier to do. Combined with a little sadism on Harry's part and he's lucky that Snape feels obligated to keep him out of prison for war crimes.

...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.

Tribute to Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine. The best SI story ever written. A fanfiction of a fanfiction. They are POV's from different characters. Sakura, Iruka, and others.

I've lived for an eternity; going through the motions. Alive, yet dead at the same time. I was a walking corpse. I cared for nothing. Not even myself. Nothing at all. Until someone told me about a game. A place where I could lose myself. Become someone else. Perhaps that was the moment when everything changed; when I became trapped in a game. Double crossover! Narutoxharem! Vote!

A/U for both wing commander and mass effect: The timelines of Mass Effect and Wing Commander are changed forever when the Kilrathi make a startling discovery at the edge of their empire. This story will contain a number of well known characters from both games. Starts in the middle of ME2 and will continue on through ME3.

Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-

Kushina tells the tale of how she, single handedly, managed to seduce both Lee and Minato at the same time to her impressionable (if horrified) children. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

A 'Dreaming of Sunshine' spinoff. During the summoning scroll retrieval mission for Sasuke, Team 7's mission luck hits with a vengeance in the form of an unusual security seal.

Hinata has been living behind a mask all her life, trying to be a good person—trying to be like Uzumaki Naruto. Then Neji pushes her too far during the Chūnin exams and everything begins to unravel.

I never wanted to be an eye. Least of all Itachi's. SI OC Three-shot. A new take on the SI premise. Canon compatible.

Or, how Hermione Granger usurped the role of the Boy-Who-Lived, circumvented the plans of Albus Dumbledore, instructed Lucius Malfoy in proper etiquette, undid the Greatest Dark Lord of Them All, and saved her parents, over a cup of tea and without setting off the Trace.

Lord Voldemort, by choosing to not use the killing curse on the young Harry Potter, survives and conquers Britain. He also kidnaps Harry Potter, attempting to kill her while expending as little effort as possible, has an illegitimate daughter via his number one cultist, punishes spies, attempts world domination, and gets absolutely nowhere with any of this. fem!Harry.

Lee briefly battles her civilian English counterpart over the fate of the English shinobi and they come to a certain understanding of each other and how different they truly are. side fic crossover of "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds" and "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

The saga of Emotional Support Lee continues as she questions what it means to find completion and emotional contentment. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds" and sequel to "C-beams off the Tannhauser Gate"

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.

I thought I was in canon. That idea was thrown out the window as soon as Shikamaru's twin was born. What to do? [OC!reborn cliché.] One-shot. Contains implied mentions of gore. Based on Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine."

Companion to Doeskin. This collection mainly consists of random/crack-ish, AU oneshots that have been inspired by some event of Doeskin cannon. You can read it without reading the main fic, but it is not recommended.

Lee wakes up one morning to discover another Konoha she never knew existed as well as an altered, strangely terrifying, Minato. Later, she is forced to be accountable for actions she only barely remembers having taken.

After reading the tale of the hallows Harry should have known Death was petty. Now the "Master of Death" was to be reborn in an exiting world of ninja as a Nara deer. 'Death can't harm its master' his bloody arse

...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.

In a world where Fugaku has three sons, he wishes he'd stopped at the first one. There's nothing wrong with the youngest, it's just... The middle child. DISCONTINUED

Mamoru's star seed is not returned to Tokyo at the end of Sailor Stars, instead, he was reincarnated in Wizarding Britain. The scouts must enrol at Hogwarts to find him. Once there, they become caught up in the beginnings of the Second Wizarding War, and in the crosshairs of a certain immortality-obsessed Dark Lord. The Missing Prince will soon be the least of their problems.

[Currently Re-writing (2016, Jun. 20) - New version will be posted soon] Thrown into another world and into another man's bed isn't as cracked up as it seems to be. As one girl deals with choices, decisions and regrets, how does this alter the Naruto world? Or does it... at all? Kakashi x Oc [This version discontinued - Refer to Note (last chapter)]

So it turns out that Ron isn't a cowardly me-tooer, but a dangerous madboy unleashed on an unsuspecting public who are inured to such activities after more than a decade of Weasley insanity. NOT A ONESHOT BUT SPORADIC UPDATES PROBABLY

...and Some Times She Didn't. Or: Shikabane-hime isn't quite so hard to kill. How she finds her way back to her precious people… or doesn't.

Videogame fic! It's not a genjutsu and he hasn't gone mad, but Iruka isn't sure how many options that leaves. It can't be real, can it?

Harry Potter meets a strange woman with red hair in the train station between life and death. Together, they discuss his worth as a human being and the merit in leaving behind a world that is burning. side fic crossover of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus" and "The Unwinding Golden Thread"

Something went wrong on a mission, and now Shikako has been reborn again. Its different this time though. It doesn't feel as right. (Eventual Happy Ending!)

America and Russia's decade long feuding has finally produced a love child, the terrifying and overpowered Eleanor Lily Potter, otherwise known as the girl-who-lived. spin-off of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

An ambitious and fanciful Gellert Grindelwald summons the creator of the hallows, namely Death itself, his expectations go off the rails when he ends up with a bizarre little girl instead. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC. -COMPLETE-

A companion fic for Déjà vu no Jutsu, filling in the blanks for certain parts not covered by the main story.

"Dreaming of Sunshine" AU(s). In Which Someone Attempts to Kidnap Shikamaru And Fails Utterly. Chapters 1-3:The Futures that Result When Orochimaru Adopts, Afterward. Chapters 4-6: The Futures that Result When Danzo Adopts, Afterward.

It has been five long years since the Abyssals appeared, and the war is far from over. Even with the spirits of past ships summoned to help, humanity faces a long and hard fight to rid their oceans of the Abyssal threat. But one mysterious girl might help turn the tide. Just, what on earth does "UNSC" mean?

Sasuke is all set to finish things when Shikako intervenes. This causes issues. For everyone. But it's ok because it was the right thing to do. Right?

Nara Shikako had a horrible day when the Academy children went through chakra control exercises. Oneshot crossover between two incredibly epic fanfics. EDIT: No longer a oneshot - updates whenever I get an interesting idea

When Gil tries to shut down the time stop with a desperate move that has fatal consequences, the shockwave throws Agatha's abduction party across time, space, and dimensions into Atlantis. What will it take for Agatha to get home and save her universe from annihilation? And how will the Pegasus Galaxy cope with even a friendly Heterodyne invasion? (AU, gen, b/g canon pairings)

Who would have ever thought she would do something altruistic like dying for another person? Not her certainly. However, instead of staying dead like a good corpse, she unwittingly reborn as a god damn cat. If ever she got her hands on Fate, she would surely gut the entity with an honest to god smile on her face. Who is she, you ask? Her name is Rayne and she's not happy. SI/OC

Shikako and her friends from Team Seven end up in an alternate universe. Based off of the Road To Ninja movie. Shikako Nara belongs to 'Silver Queen' from her fic 'Dreaming of Sunshine'. This is a Recursive fanfic of that epic fic.

It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.

Jane Shepard is no stranger to death. After all, she's died several times before. Crossover with Mage the Ascension

They didn't talk about her sister, usually. And they never talked about where her parents had been born. But her family had always had a thing for swords. WARNING: Character death.

Jiraiya gets a hold of Lee's Hogwarts Admission Letter and team 7, plus retired hokage, go off to investigate Lee's origins. Meanwhile Lee becomes frustrated that no one besides her seems to realize that reality is in fact a giant illusion that is in the process of breaking apart. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

By all rights, it should have been impossible. Homura had never once seen something like this. Or some'one' like this. She didn't know how to react, when she discovered that Madoka was not...not Madoka. The monster in her body was something she should hate. And yet, she couldn't bring herself to pull the trigger...and nothing would ever be the same.

"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*

Before his revolution begins Tom Riddle reaches out to Fenrir Greyback in order to gain the support of the rogue British werewolves. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...

Emotional Support Lee's initial attempt of death by river fails and she's left to wander and find a new means of either fulfilling her existence or dying. She meets a few interesting people along the way. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

Kurama, the Kyuubi no Kitsune, has his first impression of Eru Lee and concludes that humans are not only idiots but also great fools. Lee also sticks her foot into her mouth slightly more than she normally does in any given conversation. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

After the disastrous confrontation with Lee's assailant during their first C-rank Lee teleports herself and Minato to an unfamiliar Konoha decades in the future. There they are forced to confront the world where Lee doesn't exist and Lee's own growing illness. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

Uzumaki Naruto. Loud, determined to never quit, dreams of becoming Hokage someday and Sasuke's bestest friend in the whole wide world. Oh, and did I mention that he's also furry, nine-tailed, and the unwitting jailor of his father the Kyuubi no Yoko?

When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT

(And One That Was Her Home): Because bravery, cunning, intelligence, and loyalty are not mutually exclusive, and the Sorting Hat takes a person's wants and values into account. Recursive fanfic of Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine, but not necessary reading to enjoy. Complete, but still adding drabbles at the end when inspiration strikes.

A Dreaming of Sunshine fan-ficlet; so if you haven't read Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine series, this will just go right over your head. How exactly did Shikako Nara arrive in the Naruto Verse to be Team 7's third member? Was she really just an accident, too unimportant to have noticed slipping through the cogs of cosmic reckoning? Or was there actually a purpose to it all?

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]

Godric Gryffindor meets the time travelling Lily and together they terrorize towns with oversized poultry and wreck havoc across the countryside. Later, Lily becomes upset when she remembers that they still have that Hogwarts thing to build. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

...all hell broke loose. New to the wizarding world, the two find themselves neighbors and housemates and their stories closely intertwine. Respective Canon pairings, promise.

Tenten and Neji are in an on-again-off-again competition... Tenten is determined to defeat Neji this time! ('Shikako Nara' belongs to 'Silver Queen' in 'Dreaming of Sunshine'. She makes an appearance in this fic as it is set in that world after Naruto left, but this story is based around Team Gai.)

With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT

Harry has just begun his showdown with Evil!Dumbledore. Having shouted the various crimes perpetrated against him, he is unprepared for how the rest of the confrontation goes. ONESHOT

Accidents happen. Sadly enough, being a high-ranked TSAB mage entitles you to big ones,like dimensional fractures. And so,a certain white devil ends up dumped unceremoniously on a certain world.Will she manage to get home? More importantly,will she get home before wrecking too many things? Rated T just in case, because I have no idea what I'm writing. Contains CRACK! So much of it.

A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.

The White Devil is back at Hogwarts for another year, only this time she has to deal with a part time mage job as well as mysterious attacks, an old injustice, and a boy-hero who can't go two months without putting his life in danger. Book two of the Lyrical Witch series.

Dr Potter is investigating a string of women rescued from a cult that have been dosed with something strange, something that doesn't belong to the muggle's or wizard kind. As he tracks down the source of the worrisome concoction he stumbles upon a millennium old secret, propelling him and his allies into the stars. Not a Harry single handily destroys the Goa'uld empire story.

Shikako Nara makes a spur-of-the-moment bet with Shino Aburame. This might not have been a good idea. (A recursive fanfiction of 'Dreaming of Sunshine' by 'Silver Queen'.) Takes place after Naruto leaves.

The Master of Death brings his 130,000 years of experience to slam down on the unsuspecting head of his biggest and most entertaining challenge yet. Voldemort brings all her cunning and guile to rip open the mystery that is Harry Potter. And Dumbledore, Fudge, and the rest of the Wizarding world, scrabble to make sense of what in Merlin's name is going on. - On Hiatus

Hidden Cloud has a habit of 'acquiring' new bloodlines by kidnapping promising kunoichi. Shikako Nara does not approve. Fanfiction of Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen. PROBABLY COMPLETE! MAYBE!

Fanfic of a fanfic of a fanfic. Yet another Dreaming of Sunshine omake. Enter if you want.

"I don't want to go." And he knew it was her. Gaara's POV of chapter 70. Tribute to the magnificent DOS universe by Silver Queen. [Collection of drabbles and AU one-shots from different perspectives in the DOS universe]

"I have fought alone for so long. I don't even know what it is like to have help or friends any longer, certainly not those who can aid me in my mission. But, perhaps...that can change." Homura Akemi has no idea what she had gained when she stumbled upon Rukia Kuchiki and Ichigo Kurosaki fighting a Witch. Perhaps...the aid she needs to finally end her horrible curse. Homura-Centric

Just a quick pseudo-drabble centered around my favorite GLaDOS quote.

A.K.A.: Why Sakura shouldn't be a Mad Scientist, why Sasuke shouldn't hear voices, and why Kakashi needs his Icha Icha. "You see, Hokage-sama, there was this mishap with a Jutsu..." Crack fic and lots of OOC

Naruto Uzumaki wasn't the first mischievous child to have an open invitation to the Hokage's office.

[SONGFIC] [AU] [NO MAGIC-KIND OF] [CHARACTER-DEATH] It all started on August 15th. Repeating that single day for countless of times, trying over and over to save Her. Failing each time. Until when she didn't.

"There's no such thing as a butt that's too big," Naruto yawned at her, wiping the drool from his mouth as he shifted over to give Sakura a little more room to fit. "All butts are beautiful because I say so. I'll make it a Hokage Decree. I, Uzumaki Naruto, Hokage of Konoha, proclaim the beautiful bounty of bodacious butts a blessing unto this village." (Sequel to Blind Stars.)

When Obi-Wan dies, Vader finds himself haunted by the ghost that was once his master. No really, he is and he won't stop teasing him. An AU fix-it from Obi-Wan's point of view.

The fate of the world had actually been in Obito's hands. In fact, it had been in his hands several times. He failed Rin (and the world) each and every time. He's had enough - Obito's done trying.

"How old are you, Sirius?" Albus asked slowly, carefully. Sirius glared at him, trying to figure out if this was some sort of test. Or if the man had finally cracked and gone senile. "I'm thirty six." He stated impatiently. "Why is this suddenly important?" "Because the last time I checked, Mr Black, you were fifteen."

There is a major downside to Dr. Morgan's curse, and waking up in a random body of water isn't even the half of it.

A failed attempt in capturing a Dark Wizard leaves several muggles dead and only one young girl as a survivor. Harry Potter, feeling somewhat responsible for the mess, decides to claim the power that he had left years ago. The power of the Hallows he had left behind. But, an act of kindness with the Stone left him in a situation nothing could ever prepare him for. Parenthood.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.

Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.

How, exactly, could a semi-mythical wizard from the late fifth century have attended a magic school that wasn't founded until the tenth? [crack]

There is something going on with Kakashi, but Minato can't figure out what. All he has are distressing deductions, each one progressively worse than the last. It's no wonder Minato can't help but fear and fear and fear. (To be fair though, it really wasn't his fault he never considered the possibility of time-travel)

Life was always dangerous when you had inherited a doujutsu. Especially if you happened to be born to an unwed mother far away from the lands of your father. OC Self-insert

An anthology of reader-created works inspired by zero0hero's Halkegenia Online! Sidestories, Omakes and Crackfics all here!

Harry Potter and friends kick back and relax at the First Annual Post-Voldemort Party And Jamboree. What did Bill Weasley refer to as his "Rod of Wonder"? Where is Crabbe Castle? How did Voldemort get an army of steampunk ice giants? Who is Albus Baker? What does Hermione need the chloroform for? Why is Ginny a lich? Get ready for none of these questions, and more, to be answered.

Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.

Albus Dumbledore has no Boy-Who-Lived. What he does have is a headache, and two very odd children searching for a cure to a wasting illness in Hogwarts' library.

The one in which Gandalf is nowhere to be found, Bilbo spends more time talking to a Ranger than eating his dinner, Aragorn has to deal with a secretive hobbit and Elladan wishes fervently that his twin and Lord Glorfindel, and, while he's at it, an army of elves was by his side.

Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.

When Zelretch conducts an experiment and the being known to all as Fate intervenes Harry Potter's life is changed irrevocably. Now being raised by those who don't fit the definition of 'Normal' it is a very different Harry that is unleashed on the world. Or is it worlds? Disclaimer: This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.

The orders sounded simple; investigate an unexplored world. Instead, Nanoha, Fate and the crew of the Arthra get far more than they ever bargained for. With more questions than answers surrounding them and a mysterious survivor helping them, they all have a difficult task: First Contact with an alien race.

Third Volume of Halkegenia Online, Takes place following conclusion of 2.0. Preparations for war have begun in earnest, as Tristain and her Allies make ready in body and spirit and Albion threatens in the skies. On the White Isle, the Dragon Knights prepare, a Thief arrives, and a Born Huntress stalks her prey. Interlude Volume. Warning OC heavy. Main plot will return in V4.

The TriWizard Tournament was a year-long plot by Voldemort's minions. Something that long and complicated with so many parts all having to mesh perfectly had many occasions when something could have gone wrong. Especially as some of the actions of the false Moody required experimental spells, never before attempted. Some minor glitches could have brought disaster for the villains.

This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.

Because shinobi have treasure to protect and hide, just like every other society. Amateur pirates land in Uzushiogakure, looking to get rich quick. This is compliant with 'Vapors' (take that as a hint about back-story or not), but stands alone as well. Rating is for pirate-potty language.

Who says living in Brockton Bay is suffering? If things went differently, even Taylor Hebert could have a little fun. My entry in the "Taylor triggers with a different power" genre.

In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.

Since no one believes Shepard when she says the Reapers are coming, she'll just have to make her own army.

A few months after retiring home to England, former TSAB Admiral Graham finds himself attacked by men with pointy sticks and strange magic. He calls in help and sets Nanoha and Fate on a wild ride through the British Wizarding World. Book one of the Lyrical Witch series.

I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning

Sometimes a single wish is all it takes.

Some stories just wont leave you alone. others get trashed never to see daylight. other die before even making a switch from feeling to words. How to wake up a sharingan step 1.

Kal'Reegar vas Rayya: Quarian Migrant Fleet Marine. Chosen of Journeys. Autochthon: The God of the Forge and eccentric inventor. Following the resolution of the first phase of the Reaper War, the Titan-cum-God has realized he can fix the Great Curse. But he needs the tools he made- the ones he left in Creation.

Shouichi Saitou, eighty years old, had been counting down the last of his days without regrets. Content to while away his time playing full dive games with his granddaughter Nanami until the fateful day of the Transition. Born again as the Sylph Youth Saitou, he must confront his past to face the one thing he had never prepared for. A future. Occurs parallel to v2.0 ending.

HalO part two. Asuna and Kirito have been Reunited and Prince Wales still draws breath as war with Albion Looms on the horizon. Meanwhile Louise Valliere continues her search for the lost Pixies of Tarbes Garden only to be met with set backs and complications. They will all soon discover that they have more to fear than just Albion, and that there are worse monsters than Zombies.

The universe is saved, the Reapers are leaving, and the galaxy is an emptier place for it. However the afterlife is not quite what Shepard expected. For one... it's full of Reapers. They are about to learn a lesson on organic emotion the VERY hard way.

Kakashi tilts his head, gray eye analyzing her carefully for tells. He finds nothing. "I've never seen you before in my life," he says flatly. (Kakashi wakes up fourteen years old.) kid!fic/de-aging

Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?

A girl from our world goes to the Wizarding one. Mary-Sue, much? Well, this time things are gonna be realistic, for better and for worse. Flamers welcome! (likely retired, but staying up so that others can read its childishness)

All names come from somewhere.

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto

A young prankster opens a scroll of forbidden techniques in search of a second chance. What he finds alters his life forever, and will entangle his entire world in something greater than he knows. A Naruto/Nanoha crossover.

Members of the Eleventh Division are selected to reap in the mortal realm only as a matter of last resort. Yumichika is sent to Sunnydale, California. He is unimpressed... until he is.

Sesshomaru won't stop following Kagome because there's something about her he loves.

Kirigaya Kazuto, Kirito, Beater of SAO, and now a Spriggan in ALfheim online, is fighting to save the love of his life from a fate worse than death. Louise De La Valliere, third daughter of the Valliere family, and student of the Tristain Academy is fighting to prove herself. Two worlds collide as a summon goes wrong and Tristain finds itself with some very confused new residents.

The year is 1980 and Albus Dumbledore is getting desperate in the fight against Voldemort. Desperate enough to return to a past he had forgotten. A past which made him the greatest wizard in history, and made his sister crazy. A past with Nicholas Flamel.

WIP. When Obito Uchiha died at the age of thirty, he figured that would be the end of it. He'd never been so wrong in all of his lives. Time loops, AU, crossover, mood whiplash, insanity and inanity. Rooted in the Promise-verse AU.

The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.

Not even a vacation can keep Usagi out of the extraordinary.

A comment Harry makes to one of his friends knocks McGonagall for a loop because, once again, something that should be impossible has happened either to or around Harry.

In a world of hand signs, there are some things that are very, very bad ideas. This is one of them. (A self-insertion-type story.)

When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.

It has been three years since Team 7 broke apart and each member went their own way. Now, the Akatsuki are on the move, as is Orochimaru, and things become more complicated as problems at home arise and threaten to distract everyone from their duties at a most critical time. Sequel to First Try: Team 7

Oneshot: Every captain worth their salt would defend their ship's honour to the end. Han had no problem with that. What he DID have a problem with was those captains thinking their rustbuckets could ever eclipse the 'Millenium Falcon.'

The adventures of Momochi Zabuza House Husband, and his faithful assistant Haku. Drabbles and oneshots, not in any particular order.

Louise gets bodily reverse-summoned into Sword Art Online, just as Kayaba's Forced Teleportation gathers all 10,000 players for his announcement. The Death Game is on.

I wrote this as a reward for DireSquirrel who found something I'd been looking for for me. The combined Shinobi army was defeated and Madara had implemented his Moon's Eye Plan. What the world became afterward however was completely unexpected...

Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...

Plucked from the fall of A Baoa Qu, one Zeon pilot must adapt to a new world, and at the same time the world must change. A collaboration fic.

At the shrine at which the Higurashi family resides, there is a well that takes Higurashi Kagome 500 years into the past. At another shrine however...

After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.

Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.

When Karin tries to call a certain someone out for using a certain family name shortly before the beginning of the first phase of the Chunin Exams, she gets a bit of a surprise, as we all know that he's the real thing.

Follow the adventures of four Hokages, Kurama's Yin Chakra, and Orochimaru's arms in the Shinigami's stomach.

With two wars, the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Uchiha Massacre and the invasion of Konoha, the Sandaime had had an exciting and eventful time in office. Throughout that term, he had to frequently remind those under his command that they were ninja not hooligans.

Years after the JS incident, Nanoha Takamachi finds herself having a day off with her daughter at a museum on MidChilda when suddenly she gets a call from...Earth? Meanwhile, with three dead System Lords behind them, SG-1 tracks down a gate address far removed from what they know to be goa'uld controlled space. But nothing prepared them for what they found. Indefinite hiatus.

Someone decides to give Sasuke a second chance. On the night after the Bell Test, Sasuke is visited by the Ghosts of Uchiha Past, Uchiha Present, and Uchiha Future.

Nanoha-trained Hermione, may God help them all. A oneshot that I wish I knew where it came from

Team 5 Oneshot: In the early days when the team was starting to come together, Naruto finds a D-Rank he likes and Tetsuo finds a reason to teach other than making his wife happy.

If the Uchiha had but remembered the root of their power, they could have remained great.

Akina wasn't a shinobi - she just knew a few family techniques. And quite frankly, just the thought (or memory) of facing off against one was enough to scare her out of her mind. Kakashi was... a bit... well, who knows? At least Gai for all his eccentricity, was a nice, honest person. And, Ibiki well, he was just amused. One-shot.

Three members of SG-1 have decided not to follow General Hammond's orders...Or have they?

...If Young Obito had been a bit less like him. But hey, at least he got to say that he'd pranked his father.

Someone learns rather late in life that they weren't quite what they thought they were.

There were times when Naruto used his reputation for being incredibly dense to avoid awkward conversations and/or situations. Thankfully, when it came to one issue, Sasuke believed he really was that stupid and didn't question any further.

Konoha and Iwa are epic rivals, and when teams from both nations meet competition inevitably ensues.

There is a world where, thanks to a run of really bad luck and poor timing, Namikaze Minato picks up a slightly different nickname.

A year after Dumbledore, Black, the Lupins, and Harry Potter's parents revealed themselves to still be alive after the end of the Second War, Harry decides to get his revenge on them by inviting them to Rita Skeeter's new talk show so they could reveal themselves to the world as they really were and bring themselves down. On the set, the Wizarding World gets an unexpected surprise.

Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.

You've been inserted into the body of someone in Konoha. Do you become a Ninja; killing others and likely dying, or run and live? An OC-insert into one of the worst possible people in the Narutoverse – Hyūga Hinata. AU. No bashing or serious relationships. INDEFINITE HIATUS.

During a festival to celebrate Konoha's surviving its first Winter, the founders bring in a group of people from another universe where it's the future already. Things don't go quite as planned.

Being a historical personage while still alive can be problematic, especially when there are Holodecks involved.

A young Mizuki meets a dimension hopper who saves him during an escort mission gone bad.

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.

The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.

Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.

Izuna decides to experiment with his Mangekyo Sharingan and ends up in a world where his counterpart is a fratricidal ass who wanders around wearing an open shirt and a purple rope for a belt.

After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...

The twins born to Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala were very much like their parents, even going so far as to follow similar career paths. The few people who knew them and their parents however sometimes wondered if something had been flipped.

In one universe, Chancellor Palpatine boned up on the GAR Contingency Orders. In another, he wasn't nearly so studious despite the fact that they were - or rather one of them was - vital to his plans.

He shall have the power he knows not. Simple, right? Wrong …

Nicholas Flamel and Albus Dumbledore were wrong – there is an arithmantically satisfying and most important thirteenth use for Dragon's Blood.

In which Louise gets the powerful familiar she always wanted, and a certain timetraveler has her greatest foe removed.

What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.

Hermione has discovered the ultimate weapon against Lord Voldemort - McGuffin's Device.

A Dragon, Magical Girls, Martial Artists, the JSDF, the US Navy, the US Army, the Dark Kingdom, and even a few 'normal' people. Tokyo has an eclectic population, and War comes. Ranma/Sailor Moon/Full Metal Panic/Others crossover. No pairings, fixed format

He was twelve when they met. The other boy who couldn't have been older than nine had been tied to the post next to his.

Team 7's Mary-Sue seems slightly...defective.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.

How Tom found the Chamber of Secrets. After all, what business would he have in a girl's bathroom that was still being used as such at the time?

Any suffienctly advanced science would be thought of as magic"-Arthur C. Clark. "We are being present at the birth of the Superman!"-Frederick Nietzche. AU/OC.

The start of term feast begins as tradition dictates: with two black-cloaked figures determined to make an entrance. It all goes downhill from there.

Orochimaru overhears a discussion about who his sensei's successor would be, and does what it takes to get ahead of Minato in the selection process. Unfortunately, he bites off a little more than he can chew.

Disclaimer: I claim no responsibility for any brain damage that this fic may cause. You have been both warned, and... erm, farthswather, whatever that means. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! ONESHOT! AND A SECOND SHOT!

A collection of lines given to students to write, through the years.

An elderly Naruto has a seal blow up in his face and gets a brief glimpse of his idea of Hell...

What if Chekov's brother Piotr from Day of the Dove hadn't entirely been a figment of the Original Pavel Chekov's imagination? It would solve a mystery surrounding the other Pavel after all.

There were times when Minato, just getting in from an A-ranked mission and bound solely for bed, would turn on the lights to find that his team of former genin had stolen his bed. This was one of them. Good thing Kushina's there to take care of him.

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.

Young Luna Lovegood has a strange visitor in her garden. However, it's no stranger than anything else she's ever seen. One shot.

Yet another different familiar for Louise fic. FP POV, a former SI reincarnated into a stressful life. Ignorant of the series, how will this would be scholar fare when he realizes he's not the only thing from his old home to crossover?

Naruto's first trip to Ichiraku Ramen had not been with Iruka or the Third Hokage.

Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.

The Executor leaves Coruscant for a mission, unfortunately they seem to have left something behind.

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

There is one extra flying hazard above Metropolis.

Clones are sometimes a reflection of a part of ourselves that should never see the light of day.

Orochimaru's daughter had a secret that not even she knew about.

Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?

The reason why Naruto was allowed to wear "kill me" orange.

An addition to Gregg Landsman's "NGE: Nobody Dies". The awareness of the Evangelion Units means that there is a certain responsibility towards them. And so, once a year, Ichi gets a hat, a cake, and a day with Mommy. And her sisters visit, too.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

Side story to NGE: Nobody Dies. Wandering the Dirac, Rei, Go-kun, and their expanding retinue of guests wander the Multiverse, finding their way home. And souvenirs, to. Lots of souvenirs.

Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homicidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.

What if Jiraiya's choice that made the difference between sending his student down a path that led to peace or one that led to destruction was something that was seemingly small and inconsequential?

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.

After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.

To paraphrase the Joker, "Where do they get those wonderful toys?" This story tries to show where the Narutoverse does.

James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.

The Boy Who Lived didn't. Now 13 years after Harry Potter was murdered by the Dursleys, magical England is on the verge of collapse. So Luna Lovegood wishes for someone to come and make it all better.

My take on the Obi-Wan dies and wakes up in the past story.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Hermione is waylaid by a frantic Draco Malfoy demanding to know where Harry is. Or so it would seem...

Team Yamato comes face to face with the true power of the Uchiha bloodline. Challenging Kakashi under those circumstances had been one of the greatest mistakes any of them had ever made.

One of the most important themes in Naruto is the struggle of shinobi to protect what is precious to them. This story is all about Team Seven's struggle to protect what is precious to its members on a mission unlike any other.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy, no more, no less.

Sailor Moon used the Silver Imperium Crystal to defeat Beryl. Yep, no doubt. Unlocked the magic inside it? Not so much.

When the Sound are destroyed, Tsunade lies dead. Who will be the Rokudaime Hokage?

A short oneshot on Hermione's feelings about Hogwarts, Dumbledore, and life in general. Takes place after OoTP. Not a monologue.

“After waking up soaked in milk amid shouting, screaming, and possible murder, Harry was willing to bet his Firebolt, Hedwig and his entire collection of Weasley jumpers that the day was only going to get weirder…”

When accidental magic gets really out of control, the obliviators are called. But sometimes they miss a few Muggles. Samantha Jones, age eight, writes about the strange classroom visitor no one else remembers. Oneshot.

I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.

Dumbeldore decides to hold a feastpartyeventdancethingy for a large group of people. He locks the door to the Hall. He 'loses' his keys. What do Severus and Remus have planned? And what does it have to do with what they did last weekend? Complete.

The teachers lock a group of Hogwarts students in the Potions classroom for several hours. A game of truth or dare, a game of chinese whispers, and a really bad day for Snape ensue.