The adoptions of Harry Potter

These are some of the one shot ideas I came up with riding the train, and plane around Japan during my recent vacation there. Some of these may or may not be expanded in the future. Oh FYI neither the timeline or plot elements will be stuck to exclusively so please don't go crazy over cannon differences this was meant to be fun. Well anyway let me know what you think.

Disclaimer- I do not own any of the intellectual properties mentioned in the following story it was simply written for enjoyment.

Mamma Vivio and Mamma Einhart

Ah an afternoon off, Vivo is visiting Earth and Fate is getting back this evening, hehehehe fun times tonight, maybe I can get Yuuno to come over to. Nanoha's daydream was cut short as she discovered her daughter and her daughter's closest friend a tangle of limbs sticking out from behind her sofa. "Vivio, Einhart, what are you doing here I thought you would be on earth for a couple more days," Nanoha called out surprised to find her daughter and her best friend in her living room.

"Mom," vivio called out nervously scrambling to cover up behind the couch.

"Vivio, what is going on, and why are you in your adult mode?" Nanoha asked as the girls remained sitting with their backs to her.

"Um, well the thing is," Einhart said struggling to find the right words to say.

"Um I promise I can explain everything just don't get mad ok," vivio said slowly standing up.

Of all the behaviors she had to imitate, it had to be that one. This is all your fault Fate. Stupid sexy underwear. "I promise, but you really shouldn't be fooling around in your adult modes like that," nanoha said sternly.

"Mom it's not like that," vivio hissed slowly turning around to face her mother while cradling an object close to her chest.
Nanoha stood speechless as a small child could be seen latched onto her daughter's breast gentling suckling milk. Ok this isn't exactly what I had in mind and I guess adult mode really does change everything.

"I swear we never did anything, like that," Einhart blurted out as Nanoha looked between the pair. Yet…..

"We'll leave whatever you may or may not have done for later but right now will someone tell me why my daughter has a baby and better yet how she is able to breast feed said child." Nanoha asked.

"Um well you see mom it kinda went something like this," Vivio began.

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"So is there anything else you want to do before we head back now that we dropped off Hayate's gift for Admiral Graham?" Vivio asked her closest friend and rival as they lounged in an English park enjoying some rare down time.
"Um, I don't know this is my first time on earth," Einhart replied.
"It's my first time here in England I've only ever been to Japan before," Vivio replied.
"I don't know how Earthlings manage all the different languages without devices to translate not to mention all of the different cultures," Einhart added bewildered by the wide range of cultures on Vivio's mother's home planet.

"I know, I asked my mom the same thing, but she just said that they're used to it and its part of the charm." Vivio replied equally confused
"Weird Einhart replied as a surprise visitor joined them.

Now children need many things, food, water, shelter, clothing, love, and attention. For a child that does not receive those things they will try and find that which they need where ever possible. This is no easy task, but for one small child with the rare gift of magic and uncaring neglectful relatives, an interesting situation presented itself. Now for this young child, whose large caretakers left him alone and hungry, once more an interesting situation presented itself as the doggy door was left unlocked. Drawn by a funny feeling this young child managed to crawl to the park where he climbed right onto the lap of the women giving off the funny feeling.

"Um hello there," vivio said as a small black haired child crawled unto her lap.

"And who might you be," vivio asked.
"Harry, Freak, boy," the young child finally said after sounding out the word his large caretakers frequently yelled in his directions.
"Vivio is freak a normal earth name," Einhart asked telepathically.
"No it's not," Vivio replied mentally.
"Warm," the child spoke snuggling into Vivio's lap.
"Um Harry why did you come here," Einhart asked.
"Feel like me," the child struggled to say pointing between himself and the girls.
"You don't think he can sense our magic," Vivio asked.
"Not like Vernon," the child added.
"Well I think that answers the question. Einhart said.
"Harry, where do you live your parents must be worried about you," Vivio asked causing Harry to stiffen.
"Don't want to go back there," the child said as his shirt moved Lowe exposing the back of his neck and an ugly bluish yellow mark.
"Einhart please watch him for me," Vivio said mentally.

"Vivio what are you doing." Einhart replied.

"Getting some answers," vivio replied.

"Would you mind staying with my friend einhart for a bit, I promise ill be right back." Vivio said placing the child on einharts lap.

"Promise," the child said.

"Yes," vivio replied.

It didn't take Vivio long to find an old woman tending to some cats in her front yard. "Um excuse me, but my roommates boyfriend wanted me to drop off something his boss, but I lost the address." Vivio asked while in her adult form.

"I'll be glad to help," the old woman said. "If he lives nearby, I might be able to help.
"I know I'm in the right area and his first name is Vernon they didn't give me a last name." Vivio replied.

"You must mean Vernon Dursely. I'm surprised such a nice girl would know someone close to him," the old woman said in shock. "He lives down the street," she added pointing to a house several houses down.
"Well it's a favor and I just don't know how to say no, thanks," vivio said skipping off down the street.
"What an odd girl," the woman said returning to her cats.

"Can I help you," a large man asked his eyes naturally drifting towards the woman's rather sizable assets.

"Are you Vernon," vivio asked already annoyed by the man's inability to look her in the eye.
"Yes and what do you want," Vernon growled.
"It seems you son Harry has wondered off and is currently staying with a friend of mine while I tracked down his home. I'm just glad I got it right the first time." Vivio said.
"I'm sorry the freak was bothering you, I'll make sure he learns his lesson this time." Vernon growled.

"Um how are you going to teach him a lesson," vivio asked.

"The way any child learns a good beating," Vernon replied off hand. "Now where is the little freak!"
Now vivio had seen and experienced many things in her life, some good some bad, but nothing had prepared her for Vernon's frank admission of child abuse and neglect. "I don't think so," vivio replied her eyes hardening. There is no way in hell I am giving him back to you. I wonder if this is what Fate mama felt when she rescued Erio and Caro.
"What are you gonna do about girlie, no one will believe a whore like you," Vernon on said poking her large chest." Vernon laughed, now just hand over the freak and be on your way unprepared for the fire storm he unleashed. Stupid girl didn't these freaks know that the older geezer always swept everything under the rug. God the freaks were stupid.

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"You didn't kill anyone did you?" Nanoha asked. Because that would be a royal pain in the ass, not that the man didn't deserve it though.

"No vivio replied.
"Good," nanoha replied having unconsciously activated raising hearts shooting mode. Excellent now I can use him for target practice….. hhhhmmmm Maybe Fried needs a snack. Caro always joked that Fried and Voltaire said we were crunchy and tasted good with ketchup.
"And you won't be either nanoha," fate said snatching the befriending lance of doom from her lovers grip.

"Fate momma, when did you get here?" Vivio gasped.
"About the time you went looking for the child's rotten excuse of a parent." Fate replied. And Nanoha you will not blast them or feed them to Fried or Voltaire.
"They're not his parents," Einhart added. "They're his aunt and uncle apparently his parents were magical and were killed just after he was born so another magic user dropped the child with them. They also consider people with magic to be unnatural freaks."

"So just what exactly did you do Vivio," Fate asked knowing her daughter shared her mother's lack of restraint. She sure is hell didn't get it from my side of the family maybe it's a Saint Kaiser thing.

No she just got the whole adopting strays from your family instead Fate.

"I only knocked him out honest," Vivio pleaded.

"Vivio just how did you knock him out," fate continued.

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"I'll have you know, that having magic does not make you a freak of nature. The only freak of nature here is you, for treating a child like a punching bag." Vivio growled slamming the fat man against the wall with one hand.
"Bloodily lunatics should all go and die like the boys worthless parents. At least the boy looks normal not some bloody two eyed monster, I bet you're not even a good lay in the sack." Vernon said unable to keep his big mouth shut.
"Ok that does it," Vivio said hurling the fat man across the room before blasting him with a rainbow colored bolt blowing out the back wall of the house. Einhart we're leaving send out a call to see if there are any passing ships, Harry is coming home with us.

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"Good girl," Nanoha said patting her daughter on the head. There's still something left for me.
"Not helping Nanoha," Fate groaned.
"Hey it's not like they don't deserve it, and I seem to remember a certain blond destroying a research facility after finding a certain red haired boy." Nanoha shot back.

"Argh, alright but that still doesn't answer the question of how or why you are breastfeeding him." Fate said as Einhart stiffened.
"Um that's kinda my fault," Einhart said. Please don't break my spine….

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"Hungry," Harry said as his stomach growled reaching for Einharts chest.
"Um,... Crap what do I do now," Einhart muttered looking a place that might have food for a young child. "Crap," einhart groaned as the small park located in a residential area had nothing in the way of food vendors beyond a vending machine and nothing for a small child.
"Food," Harry muttered poking her chest again.

"Oh wait what that spell Olive used once," Einhart exclaimed as a faint memory of olive breast feeding a small child they came across on deserted battlefield once. "I'm a girl it can't be too hard right, and the adult mode is supposed to be a complete transformation," Einhart said muttering the words to ancient Belkan spell used to help midwives and mother with newborn children, feeling her breasts slowly swell with milk. "I hope you know how to do the rest," Einhart said allowing the child access to her breast.

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Nanoha's eyes were beaming with pride at the girls mothering instincts, "I'm proud of you two, but a little warning would have been since and I'm a bit young to be a grandmother," Nanoha said.
"Agreed, but I really can't argue since I did the same thing, at your age," fate added. "Einhart does Nove know?"
"Um, about that," Einhart said. Nove is going to kill me ….. wait I might be ok, Cinque likes cute things and Harry's cute so she will protect me…. I think…

"Hey Nanoha do you know when Einhart and Vivio are due back, " Nove asked inviting herself inside joining the impromptu party.
"Hey when did you guys have a kid, I'm not that clueless am I," nove said staring at Harry.
"Momma who dat, she has funny hair," the Harry said as Einhart held him pointing to Nove.
"Wait what, momma," Nove said confused. "Einhart what did you do."
"Um, we'll you see, ... She is your grandmother harry," Einhart explained pointing to Nove,"
"Grandmother..." Nove said before passing out, as Harry squealed in delight.
"Is anyone else going to stop by unannounced," Nanoha groaned as they moved Nove to a chair.

"Oh Vivio I didn't know you were coming back today, and I see Fate found another stray," Lindy said entering the house.
"I spoke to soon," Nanoha groaned cursing her luck. Is it party at the Takamachi house today.
"She's not Fates, she ours," Vivio said wrapping an arm around Einhart and Harry.
"Well I see some things run in the family I guess. I'll get the paperwork started tomorrow." Lindy said. "So what's your name little guy?"

"Harry," the child called out happy to be with all the nice people who felt like he did. "Can you do magic like mommy?"
"Yes," Lindy replied flaring her magic as a pair of glowing sea green wings sprouted from her back.

"Fairy," Harry giggled with delight, as lindy held him. "Harry has magic to," Harry added tugging on lindys hair turning it a bright blond. "Look like mommy.

"That was unexpected," lindy chuckled. "Not so bad for a great grand parent," lindy said examining her now blond hair. "How would you like to meet your new uncle harry, maybe you can change his hair to," Lindy said opening a view screen.

"Argh….. let me go Chrono! I'm going to kill that fat bastard. Come on we know he's guilty. He killed him we know he did let me at him." A pair of girls screamed.
"I'm. A little busy mom, Chrono replied as he dealt with a pair of cat raging cat girls, suddenly dumped on him by a long distance teleport.
"Dam it chrono let us go," Lise screamed forcing her way into the view screen. "It's not murder if you don't get caught."

"Hi pretty cat ladies, I got a new mommy," Harry exclaimed from Vivio's arms.

"Harry, Lotte cried forcing her way into view.
"Harry followed the funny feeling you told me about and found two new mommies so I'm ok now," Harry explained.
"He's alive," the girls sighed in relief relaxing as Chrono finally bound them.
"So are you going to behave now?" Chrono said.
"Yes," the girls said.
"Pretty cat ladies are my friends they gave me food when Vernon didn't." Harry explained causing the new comers to cringe.
"Where did you find him, I would like to explain a few things to Vernon," Lindy asked mentally. And maybe drop an Arc En Ciel on him….. I'm sure Hayate wouldn't mind Ragnaroking him.
"Um, too late," Vivio said blushing.
"Good girl," Lindy replied as fate groaned. Not helping mother
"Hey Nanoha, what happened? You forgot about the afternoon training." Vita said barging in with Rein and Agito riding on her head.

"Who is the midget," vita asked.
"I'm not a midget I'm Harry," Harry exclaimed hiding behind Vivio and Einhart's legs.
"Oh, since when did you two become babysitters?" vita asked.
"Not babysitter, mommy," Harry said hugging his mothers legs.
Vita, handed Graf Eisen to Nanoha. "Hit then maybe I'll wake up from my dream."
"It's not a dream, Vita. My daughter seems to have picked up a stray." Nanoha replied.

"Hi, I'm Reinforce, but you can call me Rein," the blue haired unison device exclaimed. "This stick in the mud is Agito."
"Little fairy," Harry said smiling.
"You do magic," harry asked.
"Yup Rein said creating an ice sculpture of herself.
"Pretty," Harry said reaching for the statute before Agito decided to toss a fireball at the statue soaking them in the process.

"Not nice," Harry said grabbing hold of Agito.
"Hey let me go," Agito cried out as Harry glowed briefly before passing out while Agito vanished.
"Harry," Vivio and Einhart exclaimed catching him before he hit the ground.
"Call shamal," Nanoha ordered.

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"Is Harry alright," Vivio asked as Shamal finished her scan.
"He is malnourished, has multiple old injuries, but he is stable and the unison with Agito isn't placing him in any danger. We just need to wait for Harry to wake up and end it or for Agito to release the unison herself." Shamal replied.
"But how could he unison with Agito," Signum asked concerned for her partner as a flash flooded the room with light as the unison ended.

"God dam son of a fucking bitch! I'm gonna roast that bastard if I ever see him again! No I'm going to have Signum fire a Sturn falcon where the sun doesn't shine! Maybe I can get Hayate's to blast him with a ragnarock. What kind of depraved idiot splits his soul! He makes Jail Scallgetti seem like a freaking Girl Scout. Argh, even the Belkans knew better than to mess with their soul," Agito ranted spewing fire as she floated around the room.

"Um is something wrong Agito?" Signum asked.
"You bet your sweet ass there is," Agito replied. "Some sorry excuse for a dark bastard split his soul and stuck a piece into Harry's brain. I managed to seal it away for now, but we need to remove it before it gets worse. Agito explained to a stunned crowd.
"Shamal you can fix this right," Vivio asked tears forming in her eyes as the seriousness of the situation sunk in.
"I have a few books from the Hegimon's library ill do anything," Einhart added. No one is going to hurt Harry ever again. The Hegimon family will not lose another important person ever again.
"You have my word as the night of the lake, this affront to nature will not stand," Shamal replied forcefully her mind ready to do battle against the unknown foe.
"Your dam right it won't," Vita growled echoing the Knight of the Lake's sentiment.
"Have you seen is before," Einhart asked confused as to what set off Hayate's Knights.

"Yes, something similar was done to the book causing it to go out of control for centuries." Signum said as the others paled remembering the defense program natchwal.
"You needn't worry, once Harry is a bit stronger I will personally cast the darkness into the dark abyss myself along with who ever could do such a thing to a child," Shamal explained.
"Thank you!" Vivio and Einhart exclaimed glomping the doctor.

"There is more isn't there Agito," Signum asked mentally, as Agito remained agitated.
"I saw his memories," Agito replied. "My treatment would have been merciful compared what he has experienced. It is a miracle he survived." Agito explained.
It took all of her centuries of experience to retain a neutral exterior. "I see, Agito when we find who did this there will be more than just a Sturn falcon." Signum replied.
"Um, Meister," Agito asked.
"Yes Agito," Signum Replied.
"It gets worse," Agito added.
"Explain," signum ordered.
"Harry was placed there on purpose, there is a faint memory of an old man placing him with those people saying it would be hard but it would be for the best. How could someone do that?" Agito explained.
"To create a pawn," Signum replied. "But we can worry about that later."
"Shamal did you detect any tracking or monitoring spells on Harry." Signum asked mentally as Vivio and Einhart looked over their son.
"Nothing I've ever seen before but there are some odd magical signatures beside Harry's magic and the darkness Agito sealed." Shamal replied. "If there were any spells like that the force of Agito's unison would have disrupted if not broke them entirely."
"Good, purge the magic but keep a record of the magical signatures," Signum replied.
"I already did," Shamal said.

"Is something wrong Signum," Hayate asked the silent knight.
"No, everything is fine," Signum replied. "Now is not the time for this discussion," Signum replied mentally.
"Um Hayate," Vivio asked.

"We were wondering since Harry is obviously magical can we get him a device." Einhart explained.
"I know they must be really expensive but I have some money saved up, and we were both cleared for higher ranking missions." Vivio said as Einhart nodded her head in agreement.

"What did you have in mind?" Hayate asked.
"Um, since we know he can unison with Agito, we were hoping you could make him a Belkan unison device," the girls said in together.

"Um, Vivio I don't know if that's possible," Nanoha said.
"Rein and Agito are the exception to the rule, you know that," Fate said wishing she didn't have to dash her daughter hopes.
"It's not a problem," Agito said. "You can use my design as a base."
"I'll help to," Rein chimed in not wanting to be left out.
"We will all help, Signum said sharing a look with Shamal.
"It will take a white but we'll create the best device you've ever seen." Hayate exclaimed. "We will talk later, there is more to what Agito said isn't there." Hayate said mentally.
"Yes," Signum replied.