Home to the Dimensional Ruler series and all other such nonsense. I live a pretty boring life, and am an extremely boring person so there really isn't much to see here.

No, really. There really isn't anything here.

Why are you still reading this anyways?

If you have the time to waste reading this then I'm sure you have better things to do.

Like... I dunno. Reading actual stories on this website?

That is what this place is for, right?

People write fanfics and post them here for other people to enjoy?

You're still here?

Wow. You must be really bored, huh?

But, I guess the same can be said for me since I'm writing this.

So... how was your day?

Good?

That's nice.

Hm? You want to know more about me?

Eh, there's really nothing special about me.

Just a normal person, living a normal life, doing normal things.

My interests really aren't anything special either.

Video games, reading, anime, etc. etc.

Jeez, I can't believe you made it this far.

Welp... yeah...

There really is nothing else here...

Really. Stop reading this. There's nothing here.

Hah... Why are you still here?

I said that there's nothing here, right?

You made it this far through this nothingness so I guess I could probably reward you in some way.

Let's see...

Ah! I've got it!

Here, have a cookie.

Hm? There's no cookie you say?

Of course there isn't.

I just handed you an imaginary cookie.

It can be any kind of cookie you want.

And if you don't like cookies, it can be any kind of imaginary snack you like.

There. That's it. Nothing left.

There's really, really, nothing left here.

Nope. Nothing.

Why?

Why did you keep going?

Are you really that bored?

Well, whatever. It's your own time that you're wasting after all.

Anyways, fun's over. Get back to doing something productive.

"Carpe Diem!" and whatnot.

If you don't know what that means, it's Latin for "Sieze the Day!"

Or something like that.

I might have remembered incorrectly.

Just... just go do something with your life. Like... I dunno... make a sandwich!

That's at least more productive than reading through this garbage, right?

Also, to quote the legendary Shia LaBeouf, "JUST DO IT!"

Sorry. That was pretty bad, wasn't it? I promise I won't do it again.

But... um... yeah. Go do something. Work out, play video games, hang out with you friends, study, wrestle a monkey, kiss a tissue box, have a dance battle with a donkey.

Seriously. This may sound corny, but live your life to the fullest and contribute to the society you live in. It doesn't have to be big. Just do a little bit here and there.

Well, this is it for my profile, I guess. Hope you enjoy the stuff I post here.

If you don't, then, well, that's your opinion, isn't it?