Chapter 1: …What have I just begun?

'Sup newbies. I'm VindictiveDunc. You may have heard of or read some of my Multiverser fics. I recently started watching/reading DxD, and I. Just. Can't. Stop! So I decided to throw myself into the fray. If you've just started reading my stories, I warn you right now. This is an overpowered self-insert, well sort of a self-insert. So if you really don't like that kind of thing, as it can be considered me waxing my own ego, leave this page now. Will I still make the character have a harem? I don't know yet. My male instincts are screaming 'DO IT!' And since I'm taking the place of Issei Hyoudou, his perversion just might be enough to actually affect my mind. But~ I think I'll take suggestions from comments. That's how I usually desire things to go. Might actually sway my choice in the end, or not… Now, prepare yourselves… For the strange things that go and come out of my mind! NOW!

Kouh Academy. A former all-girls school recently turned coed. Resides in Japan. Nice place. Even more interesting is the people who inhabit it.

What? You thinking about all those buxom hot girls? Well, there is that, and it is AWESOME! But I'm talking 'bout the supernatural.

It's got quite a few Devils walking its halls.

My name is Duncan 'Hyoudou.' I am the Multiverser. A being that exists throughout multiple realities all at the same time. And who possesses the power to make reality my bitch.

Wasn't hard for me to plant myself here. Before he was even conceived, I made it so that I would be born in Issei Hyoudou's place. I didn't take away his life, he is now a part of me. And that, despite the apparent destined perverseness, should help me. Though it is a little concerning that I'm starting to have some of his characteristics.

By the stars… I will control myself around boobs, dammit!

It's my second year here at the academy. That means things are about to get fun. This week actually, given that I am currently laying on the ground between the 'Perverted Duo'; Matsuda and Motohama.

'Why am I friends with these guys again?' I think to myself. Because I have to go along with enough of this realities continuity before I start screwing around.

Either way, doesn't matter. We're currently laying the field looking up at the sky as all the girls of the school are practicing sports.

"I've gotta say, boobs are the best thing ever." I said, pointing out the obvious for no real reason other than to start things off.

"Finally! You and I are on the same page." Matsuda said.

"While it is encouraging that you're starting to agree with us more openly, it's still pointless." Motohama said.

He was right. Issei's constant desire to see, touch, and do all manner of perverted things has been something my brain has been fighting against for over a decade. I'm a guy that's lived for a long time, honed my mind to be above such things, for the most part… But Jesus, being here in Issei's place has had a serious effect on this me's psyche. Thankfully, I had enough self-control to not make the 'Perverted Duo' a trio. Just by a little though.

"Guys, why the hell did we enroll in this school again? Can you tell me that? Because I'm struggling to remember right now." I reluctantly asked, despite knowing the answer.

"Are you kidding?! Up until a few years ago, this place had nothing but chicks."

"We had to take advantage of this male to female ratio. And the number of foreign exchange students is ridiculous!"

If I didn't remember why they wanted to come here before, I definitely did now. To have loads of unprotected sex with girls that they'd never see again. Don't get me wrong, after I became what I am now, I've had plenty of experience. Though the occasional more than one girl at the same always causes my brain to shut down. Every, single, time.

'I have no idea how I'm gonna handle this reality if I attract all the girls Issei would have.'

Soon after, Matsuda brought us all to what he had discovered yesterday. A small hole to see the kendo girls change. And my face seems glued to both my hands as they're ogling them change.

They're not being that discreet, the girls quickly hear them. Before they charge outside to give them both a righteous beating, the guys leave. And I stare at the direction they left before turning to the hole.

"Time to troll." I said with a grin.

I can hear the girls behind me, probably just about to start wailing on me. Without even looking at them, I say.

"Just a minute. I'm… almost… done… There!" They probably didn't take that the right way. So before the wooden swords can start making contact with me, I turn around.

With a bottle of wood glue in my hand that I just used to seal a chunk of wood in the hole. They almost instantly cool down.

"What did you think I was doing?" I ask them, wearing a face-splitting grin.

"Why? Why do you even hang out with those two? You're obviously nowhere near as stupid as them." One of the girls ask.

"One; I am kind of prevent. My desire for self-preservation eclipses it just enough to not be exactly like them. Two; you all are very visually appealing, so I can understand them, to a degree." They blushed at that. "And three;" I pull out a camera from my hoodie. "Up close footage of those two scared out of their wits is too much to pass up."

I met up with the guys shortly afterwards, right in front of the Occult Research Club house.

"Did you at least get to see any nip?" Motohama asked me.

"No, I didn't! You abandoned me and I had to carefully talk my way out of the situation!"

"Shit, man. Why you gotta hate?" Matsuda whined.

While the two started discussing new ways to peek on the girls, I felt I was being watched. So I turned around and looked up.

There she was, looking right at me. Rias Gremory, the president of the Occult Research club, staring at me from the window. Her hair was even redder when you see it not just from a screen. Her greenish blue eyes met my own dark green eyes. For a few pregnant seconds, we just stared at each other. She gave a small smile before turning away, back into the building.

The guys were talking about her, and what they wished they could do to her. I just blocked it all out. Then I turned to them and said.

"Hey, guys. I'm gonna head out. I'll see you both later."

Inside the Victorian themed building, Rias was finishing a chess match. Her friend, Akeno Himejima, stood behind her.

"Who was that boy just now?" The Crimson haired girl asked.

"Which one?"

"The one wearing that hooded jacket."

"Well, I think he's in class 2B. If I remember right, his name is Duncan Hyoudou. He has a, rather interesting reputation. Why? What makes you ask about him?" She teasingly asked.

"Oh, nothing. I just wondered if you knew who he was. Oh, by the way," She said and moved one of the chess pieces. "Checkmate."

I was out on the bridge, walking from school. I stopped to relax for a moment, looking at the sunset.

"No matter where I go, or how much I rather dislike the outdoors, the sunset always remains appealing." I said to myself. I then heard someone approaching. 'Now that the dominoes are all set, it's time to knock the first one down.'

Turning to the new presence, I see a young girl with long dark hair. She asked if I was Duncan Hyoudou. I told her I was and she asked if I was seeing anyone and if I could be her boyfriend. I nonchalantly told her yes, and that I was free Sunday this week to take her out.

'Yuuma' obviously didn't know that she didn't fool me. She was a Fallen Angel, sent to keep an eye on me and see if I was a threat. Because I had a Sacred Gear.

And what she would never know was that I unlocked it years ago. Ddraig was just napping for most of that time. He likes doing that, I could relate.

It wasn't long before the fake date began. I was there early, by about half an hour. Just checking my phone, seeing what was going on back in my original reality. Not long before Yuuma arrived, a girl in a bat themed costume came up to me to give me a flyer. "Almost time." I said, looking at the insignia that would summon Rias as I would 'die.'

I decided to let it remain boring. It's not like I really cared for a girl that was trying to murder me for being born with something. Granted I purposefully was born with the Boosted Gear of my own will, but hey. Go figure.

At sunset, it was time to finish this. We were at the park, standing right before the fountain. She was still keeping her act up. She turned to me.

"Can I ask you a question?" She said, walking toward me. "In honor of our first date, there's something I'd like you to do. To commemorate this special moment."

"And that would be?" I trailed off. She smiled darkly and said into my ear.

"Would you die for me?" No longer disguising her voice.

"Wouldn't necessarily enjoy that. So, I'd have to say no." I bluntly replied.

"Oh, too bad." She remarked, jumping back and turning into her fallen angel form. I stare at her for a few seconds.

"… Yeah, nice outfit. Definitely doesn't scream evil dominatrix. Nice tits, by the way." I sarcastically say. She glares at me then just conjures up a spear of light and throws it at me. Which I dodged.

"You should work on that throwing arm of yours. It was rather easy to"- While I was condescendingly giving her advice, she threw another spear at me. It would appear to be a definite fatal blow. So I acted as if it was, dropping to the ground.

She walked up to me. "I've been waiting to do that all day, asshole. Whatever your Sacred Gear might have been, it was wasted on you." She said, glaring down at me. I looked at her.

"… Hey… I need to tell you something…" She looked confused and leaned down to me. When her ear was right in front of my face I said, "… I'm touching your boobs, bitch..." She looked down to see that I was doing such. Then she glared and flew off.

I laid there, blood pooling all around me. A solemn expression on my face. If it wasn't for the fact I've died before, by disintegration I might add, this might have actually hurt. But, hey, got to keep up the act.

The flyer is in my pocket, all it would take to summon someone was to make a wish. Even if I just thought it. So I imagined her. Crimson hair, flowing. Those eyes staring at me. That small smile, showing definite interest. And as I do that, the piece of paper flies from my pocket into the air and a magic circle appears beneath it. Where she comes from.

And there, at that moment, stood Rias Gremory.

"I have come." She said. "You're the one who summoned me, are you not?"

And now, it all really begins.

"Since death is upon you, I will gladly take you in." She continued, revealing her devil wings. She smiles. "From this moment forward, you will live your life for my sake."

And I smiled back, appearing as though I was about to pass out. Then actually did, after I allowed the evil pieces to be used on me.

The next morning was just as boring as it was supposed to be. And I don't remember why my alarm clock is the same as it was in the show, with all of its weird wake-up calls. I'm probably gonna trash it soon.

I didn't even bother asking Mat and Moto if they remembered 'Yuuma.' I knew they wouldn't, and frankly I didn't care. The conversation near instantaneously switched to porn talk.

"You know, the more I hear you two talk, the more my sanity starts to degrade piece by piece. I'm pretty sure there's a tumor by now."

"You wouldn't hang out with us if there wasn't some of you that knows we're right." Motohama tells me. Then he and Mat divert their attention to the top of the stairs.

"Big boobies, twelve o'clock." Matsuda said. I turned to see them staring at Rias, the hallway behind gossiping about how popular she is. She doesn't really pay attention to anyone as she walks down the stairs. She gives me a passing glance as she walks by.

"Filing that image for later." Matsuda says. And I just face palm. "You know, I think you really need an extra dose of education on the female body, my friend. Swing by my place after school and we'll all take a gander at my treasured collection of DVD PORN!" He loudly says at the end. And the passing by girls insulted him and Motohama after hearing that. I just blankly stare at him.

"… Dude, even I can appreciate the opposite gender. But there is a huge rule about what you just said. Never, ever, at any time, under any circumstance, watch porn with other guys. Ever."

Who does that?!

I obviously didn't join them in that. I'm trying to suppress that part of my mind right now. So I just went to grab a bite to eat. Then took a stroll through the neighborhood. The abilities that Devils have were already starting to take place in my, as much as they could. My eyes were starting become more sensitive to light. My hearing was vastly improved. And I'll assume strength, agility, and so on have also improved. All without me just willing my body to be as such.

After it was dark, I made my way to the fountain where Raynare tried to kill me. And where Rias had taken me into her peerage. I stand in front of the fountain, looking at the water.

"Well, this is boring. And you might as well reveal yourself already. I could sense you a mile away." I stated. And the Fallen Angel that was trailing me stepped from the shadows.

"Well that really is unfortunate. Me running into you that is."

The idiot continued his villainous monologue. For the most part, I really didn't give a damn why he thinks he's more powerful than me. Or why he thinks he can kill me. So I turn around and start to walk away.

"Don't you dare ignore me!" He spat. I started walking faster, beginning to jog. However, he was currently flying right above me. Then lands right in front of me.

"Since you appear to have no friends with you and show no signs of disappearing, I'll have to assume you are nothing but a stray. Is that correct?" He asked, conjuring his own spear of light. "And that would mean, killing you won't be a problem!"

I turned to run, but the spear pierced me from behind. I'm keeping up my act that it actually hurts me, but not enough to kill me. So I grab the spear, my hands emitting steam at the touch, and pull it out through my stomach with a grunt. The drop it and turn back to him.

"Huh, you're tougher than you look, I'll give you that." Prick. "But light is still a poison to your kind. One spear, you can endure. But more than one is definitely better when killing you scum." And he primes his arm to throw another spear at me.

As it's in mid-air, a reddish black energy destroys it.

"What did you do?! And what the hell is that?!" He yelled, his attention no longer on me.

Rias was there, having just used her magic to save me. If I remember correctly Akeno and Koneko are there. Well, I'd say it's time to sleep. Rias would heal the wounds- Wait a second.

'How would she heal the wounds again?' Was all I thought before I let myself sleep.

After Donnaseek left, Rias Gremory alongside Akeno and Koneko stood in front of the unconscious body of Duncan.

"That was a close call. I can't believe he actually ran into a fallen one. He seemed to remove a spear on his own too. Impressive." Akeno noted.

"Impressive or not, if we don't do something he'll die." Koneko told her.

"That won't happen." Rias stated, crouching in front of Duncan.

"He'll live, I'll see to that myself." She said with a smirk.

"Master, wake up won't you? Master, wake"- SMASH.

"Stupid freaking alarm. Never getting one like that again." I groggily said, just now waking up. Starting to raise myself from bed, I recounted last night's event.

"Went to the park, got chased by an asshole with wings, got stabbed by said asshole, then I passed out. How'd I get better?" It was at that moment I noticed there was something under the sheets right next to me. And notice that I am naked.

"Oh. Oh, boy." I hesitantly uncover the sheets,

And reveal an equally naked Rias Gremory, lightly sleeping.

"Oh, shit!" I exclaimed, falling from the bed. "Oh, man! Oh, man! This is… AWESOME!" I proclaimed, staring directly at the nude girl in my bed.

That woke her up. "Duncan?" She tiredly asked before noticing me. "Hey." Then she yawned and stretched, not the least bit caring that I was staring at her chest. "Good morning."

"Uh, I can see your boobs right now. You're aware of that right?"

"Yes, I am. This isn't a dream or anything like that. What happened last night really happened. My name is Rias Gremory, and I'm a Devil."

"A devil?" I asked, still processing the sight in front of me.

"Not only that, but I'm your master too. You're mine now. Nice to meet you, Duncan Hyoudou." She said with a smile.

And that is the first chapter. In case you haven't figured it out yet, this is a story that doesn't take itself seriously. I'm trying to give it an overall plot, along with my other fics. But for the most part, this is just a guy with a lot of powers, screwing around in whatever place he's in. There will be serious parts, but I try to remain humorous. Tell me what you think in the comments. However, like all my other fics NO FLAMING. Just constructive criticism. I'm still a little new, and I've been out of my writer's groove for about two weeks. Also, given that DxD has seriously gained my attention, expect the first few chapters come quickly. Maybe even today, I can write fast when I really want to. And if that's the case, see you guys in like around ten hours. Later.