A : has a smile to die for B : is a nerd at times C : can kick your butt D : great friend E : has beautiful eyes G : HOT H : likes someone I : best boyfriend or girlfriend J : is really sweet K : gorgeous L : very good kisser M : can be funny and dumb at times N : easy to fall in love with O : has one of the best personalities ever P : popular with all types of people Q : makes people laugh R : gives good hugs S : nice butt T : very open - minded U : is loved by everyone V : very romantic and not judgmental W : not bad X : never let people tell you what to do Y : very hot Z : makes dating fun MY NAME: I: best girlfriend N: easy to fall in love with E: has beutifull eyes S: nice butt You say Edward, I say Fabian You say Bella, I say Nina You say Alice, I say Sarah You say Victoria, I say Patricia You say James, I say Victor You say Jacob, I say Mick You say Rosalie, I say Amber You say Emmet and Jasper, I say Jerome and Alfie You say Angela, I say Mara You say Jessica, I say Joy You say Blood, I say Trudy's cooking You say stone, I say Frob!sher Gem You say Goblet, I say the Cup of Ankh You say necklaces, I say Amulets and Nina's locket You say capes, I say the Mask of Anubis You say Vampires, I say Egyptian gods You say Twilight, I say House of Anubis :) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (i'm kinda goth) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm OKLAHOMAN so I MUST ride a horse and live on a farm. I’m a GOTH, so I’m I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo I'm a SOFTBALL PLAYER so I MUST be ugly. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (what is YAOI or YURI) I’m not the most POPULAR person in school so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST, be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I'm PORTUGUESE so MUST not know how to manege my money. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip Wise Sttuff You MIght Wanna Hear When You're Down Don't be sad. Smile instead, who knows how many people fell in love with your smile... If you cry, the whole world will too. So don't, unless you want to die drowning in tears. Your skin isn't paper, so don't cut it. Unless you wanna bleed to death with scars all over your body. Who says you're not perfect? Hannah Montana? Don't listen to her, she's just jealous... Don't try to win over the haters,you are not the jerk whisperer. The world without you is just, 'Eh'. They hate you? Don't hate them back, you're just wasting emotions on bullshit. True friends stand up for you. Your friends don't? Then they're just fake. They call you ugly? Maybe they had mistaken you for a mirror. NOPE...Still don't care.Try again tomorrow. Apparently, friends are someone who goes round, bitching behind your back. I'd hate to see what an enemy is. Things HP has taught me: The Weasley's taught me there is nothing greater than family. Harry taught me to do what is right instead of what is easy. Ron taught me to overcome fear. Hermione taught me to fight for equality. Dumbledore taught me to look past prejudices. Ginny taught me that size is no guarantee of power. Snape taught me that love is the most powerful magic. Neville taught me that determination will lead to success. Luna taught me to see the world with an open mind. Fred and George taught me to smile when the world is dark. Lupin taught me to judge people by who they are, not what they are. Sirius taught me that your family doesn't define you. Lily taught me that a mother's love is the most powerful thing on earth. James taught me that a bully can become a great man. FINALLY, Harry, Ron, and Hermione taught me the meaning of friendship. THANK YOU, MS. ROWLING.QUOTES/SAYINGS/LYRICS Be careful of who you trust. The devil was once an angel. I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination. Fall down 7 times, stand up 8. When life gives you lemons, keep them, because, hey, free lemons!" "My room is not messy. It's just an obstacle course!" "I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers on his bus." "Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues." "With great power comes the great need to nap. Wake me up later." Nico di Angelo. The Last Olympian by Rick Riordan Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's Heaven on Earth. - Mark Twain my add on "and work like you're not getting paid." In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. - Mark Twain I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. - Mark Twain Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. - Albert Einstein Don't tell me that the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon. -unknown Stop waiting for Prince Charming - go get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something." -Anonymous "Some women choose to follow men, some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up & tell you that it doesn't love you anymore." -Lady Gaga "Shut up. You were thinking. It's annoying." -Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes "We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone." -Ronald Reagan "Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." -Anonymous "You're like the Ralph Wiggum of real life - I turn around for two seconds and I catch you eating glue and crayons!" -Pat from Two Best Friends Play "The strongest form of birth control has always been my personality." -Carly Aquilino Cinderella walked on broken glass. Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast. Jasmine married a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love and life. Snow White barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat and tears, because love means facing your biggest fears. The boy you punched in the hall today? Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today? She's a virgin. The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day? She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You DON'T! Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if well aimed. It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty, just drink it and get it over with. They say the truth sets you free. Then how come every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? When life hands you lemons, squirt life in the eye and run like fire. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "It is our ability to choose. That makes us human."- Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Assassins Creed II "Knowing is half the battle."- General Hawk, G.I. Joe, Rise of Cobra Being sorry is a far worse punishment than being dead. Everyone dies. Very few people ever feel truly feel sorry for the bad things they’ve done. It hurts.” -Patrick Jane (Simon Baker); The Mentalist “Never regret the things you’ve done, because at one point in your life, it was exactly what you wanted.” "Sticks and stones may break bones, but wounds from words never heal."-Gossip Girl "Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them." “If you only do things that everyone else is doing, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.” "We all wear masks for different reasons. Some masks we put on because it's truly who we want to be, some we wear because we can't bear to face what's underneath, or because it's what someone needs us to be. And some masks we wear because we want to stay hidden. But that's the problem with wearing masks: they can be ripped off at any moment."-Gossip Girl "You have to know the rules to break them." -Te-Mo, The Finder "You only have to knock down one domino, but if it's the the right one, the rest will fall." "I guess you find strength and independence in the last place you want to look." -Diyva, Royal Pains just because you're breathing doesn't mean you're alive. "You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only thing you have left." -I dont remember where this is from!! you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. i'll always be with you.” -Winnie the Pooh “If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.” -Winnie the Pooh "Everyone wants to be happy, nobody wants to be in pain. But you cannot have a rainbow, without any rain." -Anonymous “You can't always sit in your corner of the forest and wait for people to come to you... you have to go to them sometimes.” -Winnie the Pooh “The hardest part is what to leave behind, ... It's time to let go!” -Winnie the Pooh “No matter what happens in life, be good to people. Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind.” -Taylor Swift “I’m intimidated by the fear of being average.” -Taylor Swift Giving up doesn't always mean your weak. Sometimes your just strong enough to let go.” -Taylor Swift “If you're lucky enough to be different from everyone else, don't change.” Taylor Swift You never forget the face of the person who is your last hope." -Katniss, Hunger Games A stranger is a friend you just haven't met yet." -Captain Janeway, Star Trek: Voyage “Any writer who knows what he's doing isn't doing very much.” "Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot." -Lucy Lawless "Beauty fades, dumb is forever." -Judge Judy "Ingnorance you can fix, stupid is forever." -anonymous "you can't fix stupid" by Ron white. What happens when the only person that can stop your tears, is the one that made you cry?" "A conscience does not prevent sin; it only prevents you from enjoying it." "Life is not worth living for, until you have found someone worth dying for." "Who would you choose? The one you love or the one you need?"-Chasing Rainbows “Some days I’m just so happy to be alive. Then again some days I'm lying on my back, bleeding from my forehead wondering weather I screwed over the pope in a past life. Today is not a happy day.” – summery The Blood Tipped Feather “the damsels sound like bad eggs, if I were you, I’d stay home and find yourself a nice wench” – Luna The Blood Tipped Feather "Highschool is like a spork: a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless." John Mayer "Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs." Unknown "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." Bill Cosby "I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom." General George S. Patton "Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm." Sir Winston Churchill "Every man dies - not every man really lives." William Ross Wallace The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson." Tom Bodett "Those people that tell me that I am going to hell while they are going to heaven somehow make me very glad that we're going to seperate destinations." Martin Terman "People are very open-minded about new things - so long as they're exactly like the old ones." Charles F. Kettering "As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so a well spent life brings happy death." Leonardo da Vinci "It is better to burn out than to fade away." Niel Young "Death, the one appointment we all must keep, and for which no time is set." Charlie Chan "If you want to hide a tree, then a forest would be the best place to do it." - Sherlock Holmes, BBC Sherlock, season one. "They have a choice. They can live in my new world, or they can die in their old one." - Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones, season four. "There is only one hell - the one we live in now." - Melisandre, Game of Thrones, season four. "The world isn't as cruel a place as you make it to be." - The Black Rider to Kamichika Rio, Durarara!! "Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate." - Captain Jack Sparrow to Will Turner, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl "You can lie and lie and never say anything that isn't true." - Zuko to Teo about Spirits, fanfic Embers. "The world isn't divided into good people and Death Eaters." - Sirius Black to Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. "You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret...all the best people are." - Alice to the Mad Hatter, Alice in Wonderland. "If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, then you'd best teach it to dance." - George Bernard Shaw. "Of course this is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean it isn't real?" - Albus Dumbledore to Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part two. "A man unwilling to fight for what he wants deserves what he gets." - Killian Jones to Rumplestiltskin, Once Upon a Time, season two. "It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you." - Rachel Dawes to Bruce Wayne, Batman Begins. "Never trust anything that can think for itself, unless you can see where it keeps its brain." - Mr. Weasley to Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. "You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven." "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning." - Albert Einstein "Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth." - Buddha (i've had this here before i watched teen wolf season 5 and didn't remenber!!!!!!!) "Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned." - Buddha "If you fell down yesterday, stand up today." - HG Wells "If we don't end war, war will end us." - HG Wells "Our true nationality is mankind." - HG Wells "Beauty is in the heart of the beholder." - HG Wells "What really matters is what you do with what you have." - HG Wells Warehouse 13 Myka Bering: "How many times do we have to save the world?" Pete Lattimer: "We should get a raise." Warehouse 13 Steve Jinks: "How's it going?" Claudia Donovan: "I want to punch things." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "You're wasting your time Voldemort. I'm as much a part of this Warehouse as you are and it won't let you kill me." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "20 miles of Warehouse and I find the one dead end!" Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "The problem with hiding things behind glass doors is that you can see through them." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Don't make me stab you again." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Yeah, let's shoot some goo up there... I'm so glad Pete's not here. Let's go build us a goo shooter!" Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "What? I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with the horse!" Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "'Go with Pete', they say. 'You'll love it! Sunshine and fresh air!'" Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Holy metaphor, Artie's brain is..." Steve Jinks: "...the warehouse. I can't say I'm surprised." Claudia Donovan: "I figured it had to be either that or a magical land made entirely of doughnuts." Warehouse 13 Steve Jinks: "Wait, Pete and Myka get a dagger and we get a plague? When do we stop being the B-Team?" Claudia Donovan: "We are not the B-Team fool, we are the second A-Team." Warehouse 13 Mrs. Frederic: "No one touches my purse." Warehouse 13 Pete Lattimer: "Myka, are you hurt?" Myka Bering: "Well, not physically. But next Thanksgiving might be a little problematic." Warehouse 13 Pete Lattimer: "All I saw were stars. Oh! And little birds!" Warehouse 13 Artie Neilsen: "Why do you always listen to me when I don't want you to?" Warehouse 13 Artie Neilsen: "No short jokes, no fat jokes, no age jokes." Pete Lattimer: "Well, then I've got nothing." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Who died and made you boss me?" Steve Jinks: "Ah, I did." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Oh, come on! I think it's so cute! You officially have a girlfriend!" Artie Nielsen: "She's not my girlfriend." Claudia Donovan: "Ah, are you seeing anyone else?" Artie Neilsen: "No." Claudia Donovan: "Do you want to?" Artie Neilsen: "No." Claudia Donovan: "She's your girlfriend." Warehouse 13 Artie Neilsen: "When was the last time you slept?" Steve Jinks: "Right after I died." Warehouse 13 Artie Neilsen: "Well, you know who could help you though? Tech savvy girl, maybe with a punk rock flare and a bit of goth." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "He's so soft and fuzzy! The bear, too." Warehouse 13 Artie Neilsen: "This is a job, not a 'Choose Your Own Adventure.'" Warehouse 13 Pete Lattimer: "An half-hour power shower is a sacred thing." Warehouse 13 Myka Bering: "I'm gonna check his browser history." Pete Lattimer: "Oh, look at you going all Claudia." Warehouse 13 Artie Nielsen: "A Jew and a black woman go to a fancy country club. All we need is a priest and a horse and we could do the whole joke." Warehouse 13 "Are you like the Men In Black?" Warehouse 13 Pete Lattimer: "I like beavers. I'll take Canada!" Warehouse 13 Alternate Claudia Donovan: "Not now Gramps. I'm being awesome." Warehouse 13 Alternate Claudia Donovan: "Okay, it razzled, I'm dazzled. Now let's find your brush, my compass, and we'll get you some courage." Warehouse 13 Pete Lattimer: "It's an escaped H.G. Wells, Mykes! What if she's having one of her 'lets end the world' days?" Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Did you just Mrs. Frederic me?" Warehouse 13 Pete Lattimer: "You don't talk to the living dead. You either run really fast or shoot them in the head and watch their head go pop." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "She raised her eyebrow at this... and walked on." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Oh ho ho, in your face grim reaper!" Warehouse 13 Myka Bering: "Say it." Pete Lattimer: "Fine, you were right. Zapping her should have been Plan A." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Thanks for ruining my perfect retrieval record, Dolly Parton." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Tesla Grenade. Don't leave home without it." Warehouse 13 Steve Jinks: "You know Sally, even if I did like girls I'm pretty sure an hour with you would turn me gay." Warehouse 13 Pete Lattimer: "Ah, lets see who Stukowski has on her Evil Friends and Family Plan." Warehouse 13 Pete Lattimer: "Hey, Big Brother's watching." Claudia Donovan: "Yes. Yes, and so can Little Sister." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Take the next left and proceed ahead 100 feet and then prepare to be captured." Warehouse 13 Steve Jinks: "You might consider buying one of your own." Claudia Donovan: "As soon as I can get Artie to stop paying me in bright, orange 500 dollar bills." Warehouse 13 Artie Neilsen: "What do dogs do when a car zooms off?" Claudia Donovan: "They chase them." Artie Neilsen: "Yes. And what do cars have on their back bumpers?" Claudia Donovan: "License plates! So maybe the dog has the license plate and can tell us - and that's where all of this falls apart!" Warehouse 13 Pete Lattimer: "I thought the giant axe was kind of a turn on." Claudia Donovan: "I officially know way too much about you." Warehouse 13 Pete Lattimer: "Yes, just what the world needs a rich, homicidal maniac. You can buy yourself a secret island lair and hire someone to twirl your mustache." Warehouse 13 Pete Lattimer: "I love Pittsburg! They put fries on nachos here!" Warehouse 13 Artie Neilsen: "I'm just gonna pretend we own a big dog." Claudia Donovan: "We kinda do." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "We're looking for a flask at a Civil War Reenactment, a place where flasks go to die." Warehouse 13 Pete Lattimer: "Hey, that sounds like cannonfire." Claudia Donovan: "Brilliant! There's that college education rearing its ugly head." Warehouse 13 Artie Neilsen: "Artie's Law of Artifacts states that the worst thing that can happen with an artifact, will happen with an artifact." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "We still use stealth. Just really, really fast stealth." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Told you I was Laverne! Such a Laverne move! Come on Shirley!" Warehouse 13 Pete Lattimer: "Plan? I will tell you the plan after I ask Myka something. What's the plan?" Myka Bering: "Artie, what's the plan?" Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "I'm coming with you." Artie Neilsen: "Why? No, why?" Claudia Donovan: "A hospital, Artie. There's going to be blood. When you faint someone needs to be there to break your fall." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "The good kind of spying. Like here have some flowers, and a puppy, and some spying." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "So you're kind of a poopy pants, aren't you?" Steve Jinks: "No, it's just... I thought this job was gonna have a little more action like what I'm used to at the ATF: Guns and bad guys!" Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Kiss-ass." Steve Jinks: "You're a child." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "You still speak Pete?" Myka Bering: "Recovered, never cured." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Myka, thank goddess. Leena and I are being outnumbered by team sausagefest." Warehouse 13 Pete Lattimer: "If I give that bellman any more money he's gonna have to claim me on his next tax return." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Yes, it's all true Dorothy. Agent Claudia Donovan. Here, new guy gets to fix the FISH." Warehouse 13 Joshua Donovan: "You're going to hell." Claudia Donovan: "I know!" Warehouse 13 Pete Lattimer: "Trust me, pal. A 'woosh and twinkle' is a lot better than a 'sizzle and splat' or worse a 'zapp and kerchow!'" Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "So where did you go when you used your time machine? Manny-petty with Cleopatra? Snogging with Casanova?" Warehouse 13 Myka Bering: "Do people not know how to lie in 1961?" Warehouse 13 Leena: "Men are generally out of touch with their feelings. Look at Pete and Artie." Claudia Donovan: "Those are my choices?" Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "I can do black, I can do white, not so good with grey." Warehouse 13 Myka Bering: "So we can't even pretend to be normal." Pete Lattimer: "Normal is not really in our wheelhouse." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Hey Artie, the keys are over there." Artie Neilsen: "From here I can count eight ways for you to escape. Wait, the spatula, make that nine." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Fastest working karma ever." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Did I combust? If that guy made me combust I'm gonna be super pissed!" Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Is it warm in here or am I wearing 38 Snuggies?" Warehouse 13 Kelly Hernandez: "Hey Croissant Boy, I need a prep nurse, get in here." Pete Lattimer: "Okay, but I am not shaving anything." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "What do you know?" Gary: "Nothing, it's just a feeling." Claudia Donovan: "Spill it Hulkling, don't make me angry." Warehouse 13 Myka Bering: "It's Pete. It's a win when he doesn't lick anything." Warehouse 13 Myka Bering: "How do we not end up with our brain scrambled, or fried, or blown up, or what every new way to die there could be?" Pete Lattimer: "Look at the bright side; I'm usually within ten feet of you. So whatever terrible thing happens to you, probably happens to me too." Myka Bering: "Comforting." Warehouse 13 Pete Lattimer: "It's like a game of gay Clue." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "It's not a date, but rather a pie/coffee summit. You know; fix the economy, settle world peace." Warehouse 13 Myka Bering: "Some girls play with Barbies, others take fencing lessons." Warehouse 13 Myka Bering: "So, Claudia... Todd is cute." Claudia Donovan: "Who? Oh. This is me ignoring you." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Worst case of identity theft ever!" Warehouse 13 Myka Bering: "So do all your dates work out this way?" Pete Lattimer: "On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm giving this one a 7." Warehouse 13 Artie Neilsen: "Ladies first." Myka Bering: "What? Uh, yeah, age before beauty." Pete Lattimer: "What? He's older than me. He's older than both of us put together." Artie Neilsen: "All right, shut up. Hold that. Children. I'm working with children." Warehouse 13 Myka Bering: "I will drop a dictionary on your crotch." Warehouse 13 Artie Neilsen: "How long did you have before the Warehouse was gonna explode?" Pete Lattimer: "Under a minute." Claudia Donovan: "More like thirty seconds." Artie Neilsen: " That's lucky. I once got there with 17. And her voice gets really annoying when she's counting down the seconds one at a time." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "If you're not busy later, maybe you could show me how to do that ka-cha kick thing? 'Cause, I tried it on the light switch and I think I broke my toe. And I know I broke the light switch." Warehouse 13 Pete Lattimer: "Okay, fine, but you stick close, and you do exactly as we say." Claudia Donovan: "Alright. Suicide mission with the team. Kind of exciting. I'm excited! Come on!" Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Okay, looks like the problem is in the gooery." Pete Lattimer: "What's a gooery?" Myka Bering: "I'm guessing it's Claudia-speak for the neutralizer processing center." Pete Lattimer: "Right, of course." Myka Bering: "Well, it's chapter 197 in the manual." Pete Lattimer: "It's a thousand pages long. I'll wait for the movie." Warehouse 13 Myka Bering: "We need to get back to the office." Claudia Donovan: "Oh, no need. 'Why are you wasting time installing backup terminals in the aisles, foolish red-haired girl?' Because you never know when you might need one, Artie." Warehouse 13 Pete Lattimer: "Claudia's like bamboo. You can bend her all you want, but she'll never break." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "What else? Okay, 'repair auto-vac.' Slice-o-pie. 'Tighten and lubricate zip line.' Sounds kind of dirty when you say it like that." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Would it have killed you to put a warning label on this thing?" Artie Neilsen: "Saying what? 'Only put on in case of stupid?'" Warehouse 13 Myka Bering: "Hurting is half the fun. You want to know what's more fun? The other half." Warehouse 13 Myka Bering: "Is there anything you don't play with?" Pete Lattimers: "Umm... no." Warehouse 13 Artie Neilsen: "Shouldn't you be in college or something? Don't you want to be with people your own age?" Claudia Donovan: "Artie, I'm not my own age." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "Check." Artie Neilsen: "I'll be damned." Claudia Donovan: "Well, maybe, but I'm not one to judge" Warehouse 13 Leena: "She needs people like her." Artie Neilsen: "Brash, rude, anti-social, impulsive?" Leena: "We're discussing Claudia, not you." Artie Neilsen: "See, that's kind of a low blow." Warehouse 13 Myka Bering: "She's out of your league." Pete Lattimer: "How do you know what my league is?" Myka Bering: "Not that I asked for them, but I've got season tickets." Warehouse 13 Artie Neilsen: "Children, don't fight. I can be both a d-bag and insane." Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan: "'Serendipity' is my stripper name." Warehouse 13 Pete Lattimer: "What's that?" Mrs. Frederic: "An invitation to endless wonder." Pete Lattimer: "Okay, could you sound a little more creepy?" |