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Author has written 53 stories for Harry Potter, Circle Opens, Teen Titans, Song of the Lioness, Hobbit, Immortals, Tamora Pierce, Circle of Magic, Hunger Games, and Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series.

Hi there! :) I'm Ana. Pleasure to meet you!

If you want some light reading, check out bubblecloudz. She's amazing!


About me:

1. I love weird/unusual/unexpected/not overly done pairings. As a result, most of my favourite pairings have very few stories. Some of the pairings I'd love to see are only in my head. Yes, very strange, I know. I seem to like curious, unloved things.

2. Side characters are awesome, mostly because that means I can take them and twist their stories to suit whatever phase I'm going through. I love giving characters a different perspective/angle and, hopefully, interesting/entertaining views. Their opportunities for humour make me feel happy, so there.

3. Review, flame, totally ignore me - you do you! :) How I see it, I just have crazy ideas that are hit or miss. I shall try to return the favour, but lately I've fallen slack on my reading of fanfic. Sowwy X.x

4. Even though I've been gone, I am open to requests and/or challenges. Review or send me a PM. It can be a pairing, a prompt, whatever. If you like my writing style, I am up for anything. Except I suck at writing M-rated fics T_T haha

5. I don't particularly like OCs, but I can put up with moderate OOC-ness and well-balanced OCs, as I myself attempt to write that. However, go ahead and bash my OCs as well. That's the whole point of the writing and reviewing and revising and repeating process xD

My muse is fickle and baffles me 80.02% of the time lol


My favourite quote:

"The year was 2081, and everybody was finally equal."

First line from Kurt Vonnegut's short story Harrison Bergeron, my favourite sci-fi, dystopic short story.


Pairings & Characters:

I don't ship many pairings. I love certain characters, but I'm open to almost anything. I don't have a strong bias for anything except well-written fics xD lol

Please believe me that most of the stories I write, I like the pairing. But it doesn't mean it's set in stone. Feel free to play around with them, too!

Here's a list of characters I love to read/write, if you wanted a small glimpse at how my mind works :3

Harry Potter: Angelina Johnson, Montague, Miles Bletchley, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Horace Slughorn, Blaise Zabini, Cho Chang, Oliver Wood, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Cedric Diggory, Gilderoy Lockhart

Circle of Magic: Trisana Chandler, Kethlun Warder, Kirel, Frostpine, Crane, Niklaren Goldeye, Briar Moss

Tortall series: Alanna, Alex, Raoul, George, Gary, Onua, Sarge, Keladry, Cleon, Ali Mukhtab

Abhorsen/Old Kingdom series: Lirael, Nicholas Sayre, Sabriel, Hedge, Disreputable Dog/Kibeth

Teen Titans: Raven, Cyborg, Slade, Adonis

Hunger Games: Johanna Mason, Cinna, Finnick Odair, Effie Trinket, Beetee, Wiress, Boggs

Fire Emblem: Lyndis, Hector, Eirika, Ephraim, Heath, Jaffar, Innes, Joshua, Matthew, Rath, L'Arachel


Before I get ahead of myself, I know this will not impact a lot of people. However, this task is important to me. I have never and will never believe that anything I create and write is perfect. Everything can be improved, even if it's something minor like an incomplete sentence or a word choice that changes the meaning of the story. I have realised that many of my old stories need some polishing up and, as I endeavour to complete this task this calendar year, I shall be updating, removing and actually organising my page. I am attempting to be proactive in starting at the beginning (also, my OCD tells me to start there.) I am starting with the pieces I definitely want to keep, so if things disappear, move or are otherwise altered, that's the reason why. It suits my muse to organise and make sense of chaos and tidy things up for the sake of cleanliness and the higher writing powers that be. Those pieces with lots of reviews may be kept as much in their original form as possible. Idk, we shall see. I am guided by the whim of a tricksy fairy.

To do list:

WRITE the Cho/Roger prompt for genevieves15. I AM SO SORRY I NEVER FINISHED IT X.X I will write it and make it a masterpiece just for you, even if you're not around. Because you are awesome and deserve so much Roger/Cho fluff xD Write for the amazing bubblecloudz because I can't do more on here to show our friendship :) Organise. rewrite/revise and clean up stories Post song on youtube for bubblecloudz hehe this made it on my to-do list!! :D

-hugs and glitter anyway- x.X I am the sorriest little ana-kins with sprinkles and sugary fluffy sadness...

NB: I am so sorry I have been gone. I keep appearing and disappearing just like the Invisible Girl. I am so sorry if my absence impacted you at all negatively. Life gets in the way of my internets and I need to take breaks from cyberspace sometimes. As of this update, I am here and available until further notice (ie if you see me last logged in several weeks ago, then presume I am gone from internet world for awhile.) I am writing this because I am an overacheesing, overcompensating person who is more concerned about the well-being of others than herself and therefore often gets into situations where she is taken away from the internets because reality calls... blah sometimes living in a world of my own doesn't sound so bad. Right, Alice?

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Thrice damned cheeckbones by bubblecloudz reviews
AU(ish) John had a normal relationship with Sherlock. So why is he acting so weird? (ignore s3 basically. Harmless fluff/comedy oneshot. Slight swearing. Enjoy)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Death Eater: musing by bubblecloudz reviews
Barty has some time to mull over recent events. Prompt from the ever lovely loveretriver
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Complete
Fred and George by bubblecloudz reviews
Fred and George. Not George and Fred.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Luna by bubblecloudz reviews
Luna is the loon. One-shot drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Luna L. - Complete
ProtectHer by CherieAmour reviews
Angelina has gotten too close to losing everything she never knew she wanted.Who will be left standing? Between life & death,love & hate,beginnings & endings-This group of Hogwarts students face impossible odds to try and reach their 'Happily Ever After'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,731 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/5/2009 - G. Montague, Angelina J.
Of Snowmen and Snowballs by epsilon-sagittarii reviews
Written for the '5 Christmas Keys' Challenge, this is a one-shot of what happens when Angelina and Montague get thrown in detention on Christmas Eve. Sort of fluffy (:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Angelina J., G. Montague - Complete
Revenge: Sequel to Trapped! by Yue Sai reviews
Severus and Minerva want revenge for being locked up. What will the staff do? Play a game of course as Sev and Min sit back to watch the show! I hope you all enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,783 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Prisoner of War by LateSlythrn reviews
She smiled as her mind traveled through space and time to her fondest childhood memory. A memory of Graham Montague.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,089 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Angelina J., G. Montague - Complete
Minerva Gets a New Life by Yue Sai reviews
Minerva is distraught after Albus's death. She meets a ghostly figure who transforms her into somthing else is how Harry discribes it. Will they be able to change her back? Sorry stink at summaries, but hope you read it and enjoy. Based on the end of HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,968 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Minerva's Makeover by Yue Sai reviews
Minerva has another fight with Severus where he tells her she's old and unatractive. What will he think after he sees the makeover Rolanda gave her? Just a fun story if you're bored. I dare you to read it! As always, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,027 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Trapped! by Yue Sai reviews
Albus, along with the other staff members, thought it would be funny to trap Minerva and Severus in a room. What will happen as they sit to watch the show? Just a one-shot with some fluff, hope you enjoy! Sequel is up now!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Resounding Echoes by Half-Blood Metamorphmagus reviews
Collection of oneshots for a challenge at HPFCF. Like the Echoes, each has its own layer and volume, much like life itself. Ch.1: Salazar Slytherin - Ch. 2: Cedric Diggory/Angelina Johnson
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Cedric D., Angelina J.
Folie à Deux by DailyProphetEditor reviews
Sequel to 'Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses'. Valentine's Day is over, and everybody is convinced that Minerva and Severus are a match made by Merlin himself. The only problem is... they don't seem to think so. Or do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,980 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Mark of Montague by Luckylily reviews
She gave a slight cry as her hands skimmed over her hips. She glanced down, for the first time noticing the fresh bruises there. Bruises in the shape of finger prints. His finger prints. His marks. Had she left any on him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,688 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Angelina J., G. Montague - Complete
Truth and Daring by slasher454 reviews
Slytherin Head Boy C. Warrington has a problem with a certain Gryffindor witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - C. Warrington, Angelina J. - Complete
This Old Heart by MyMadness reviews
He's alive. Sure. But, what can make it worthwhile? "I gave you what protection I could ... from my heart," she told him. Post DH and proudly non-compliant. Chapter 36 The Last Chapter SS/MM COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 95,699 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Unholy Trinity by AlhanaStarbreeze99 reviews
Non DH compliant. OTP era with a focus on Filius Flitwick, Minerva McGonagall & Severus Snape during the Era of that Evil Cat Woman Dolores Umbridge. MF, FF, MM implied. And absolutely 100,000,000,000 not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 187,170 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Chasing Angelina by Kerichi reviews
As a Chaser for the Harpies, Angelina Johnson is used to chasing goals, but when the team is sold and Blaise Zabini takes over management, she feels more like a Quaffle...and one that might not mind being handled.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,024 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - [Angelina J., Blaise Z.] - Complete
Gone Fishing by Kerichi reviews
Instead of a romantic sail along the coast of Zanzibar with his fiancée, George got a fishing trip with a Slytherin. *A "honeymoon" missing moment from For Bitter or for Worse.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Alicia S., George W. - Complete
Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses by DailyProphetEditor reviews
This is a plain silly humour fic about the events of Valentine's Day in CoS. Lockhart makes a pass on Snape, who would rather face the basilisk instead. Minerva has a word or two to say about it. A little slashy, a hint of MMSS, and a lot of pink confetti
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Catfight by DailyProphetEditor reviews
Ever wondered what became of Dolores Umbridge after Kingsley Shacklebolt became Minister for Magic?Just a short fic showing what happens when dear Dolores and Minerva McGonagall accidentally meet. Set some time after LV's downfall, DH CANON COMPLIANT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Dolores U., Minerva M. - Complete
The Chaser and the Prat by KatieBell70 reviews
Percy Weasley as a Knight in Shining Armor? When life deals Angelina Johnson a devastating blow, she comes to depend on the last person she ever expected. A 'Love and Levity' spinoff. WARNING: Beloved character deaths mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,586 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Angelina J., Percy W. - Complete
Oh, What Is Love? by my-echo reviews
Third place in the DBCA Reality Bites Challenge. Snape has a few secret admirers, several confused Gryffindor onlookers, and OOC abounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Angelina J., Severus S. - Complete
Of Balls and Bedsheets by LinZE reviews
It all came out of an idea where in a twentysomething Ron gets very drunk and makes a complete ass of himself. The fancy dress and the SSMM came later... a fraction tongue in cheek
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
After the Dance by Cupiditatis reviews
As the title says it follows ‘Dance’. Angelina goes to meet with Montague. AngelinaMontague, MarcusKatie
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Angelina J., G. Montague - Complete
Dance by Cupiditatis reviews
“Love is scary.” – While dancing on a wedding, Angelina and Montague discuss love, taking their friends as examples.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Angelina J., G. Montague - Complete
Kiss From A Rose by Cupiditatis reviews
SHE spent the past four years forced as a stripper to keep her younger sister safe.HE has a grandmother who will give her whole fortune to her first greatgrandson.BOTH make an agreement to give the other one what they need...AJAP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,901 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Angelina J. - Complete
Made For Each Other by TeahWeah reviews
Jealousy is a dangerous thing. AngelinaFred, AngelinaMontague
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Angelina J., G. Montague - Complete
The Present that I want by Cupiditatis reviews
A Christmas present which is not buyable, two orphaned children, two brawlers put together to make a wish come true, and Father Christmas who watches over all four. An AngelinaMontague Adventscalendar
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,869 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Angelina J., G. Montague - Complete
Just A Fantasy by KTBallerina reviews
“We both know it will never come to be.” A story born on a fantasy. AngelinaMontague.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Angelina J., G. Montague
Matching by redcandle reviews
Angelina and Montague are drunk at an InterHouse party. Fluffy ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Angelina J., G. Montague - Complete
His Hopes Realized by redcandle reviews
Dumbledore's late night wandering brings him proof that there's hope for House unity yet. AngelinaMontague. Warning: voyeurism.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Albus D., Angelina J. - Complete
The Abscence of Trust by Jewelinsertwittynamehere reviews
Bletchley has been sneaking out past curfew, and it's up to Warrington make sure he doesn't get the entire House in trouble. BletchleyAlicia, with hints of WarringtonAlicia and MontagueAngelina. Written for the House Unity challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/19/2005 - C. Warrington
Monster Handling by danger.angel reviews
Angelina and Montague attempt to deal with the monsters that have presented themselves during seventh year, each in their own unique way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2005 - G. Montague, Angelina J. - Complete
Truth Beyond Memory by shadowycat reviews
Minerva McGonagall has a good life: a job she loves, dear friends, a comfortable home, and a passionate relationship with the much younger Severus Snape. Indeed, life is very good...until her past comes back and threatens to take it all away. Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 186,945 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Hateship, Friendship, Loveship, Courtship by danger.angel reviews
Scenes from the stages of Angelina Johnson and Christopher Montague’s relationship. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Angelina J., G. Montague - Complete
I'm watching you! by Cupiditatis reviews
Complete! The epilogue is here! What would you do if you had a stalker? Angelina is about to find out what it means to have such an obsessed fan. And as though this wouldn’t be enough is the man who shall protect her nobody else but Marcus Flint!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,768 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Angelina J., Marcus F. - Complete
The Broken Wall, The Burning Roof and Tower by danger.angel reviews
Angelina loses her voice. (AU) (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,363 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Angelina J., G. Montague - Complete
Hoping Against Hope by shadowycat reviews
A night that neither wants to remember but somehow cannot seem to forget haunts Snape and McGonagall as they try to forge a relationship when Snape first comes to teach at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,044 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Severus S., Minerva M.
A night of passion gone awry by TeleriMaiden reviews
repost: Voldermort's gone, Dumbledore's unconcious, and McGonagall is left looking after a half dead Severus Snape. Then one thing leads to another, and the consequences of that night... need i say more[Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,880 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Rapulzive by shadowycat reviews
This story is a twisted version of the fairytale Rapunzel. Filch hopes to make some personal improvements that will make him more attractive, but somehow things don't go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Argus F., Minerva M.
Dealing with Dolores by Lady Whight reviews
One Shot. Severus Snape and Minerva McGonagall are not at all pleased with their new Headmistress. From now on it is their mission to make Umbridge's life miserable. Lots of Umbridge-bashing! .g. Plus one or two appearances of Harry and Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
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If the Day Comes reviews
For dear bubblez, this is an AU war ficlet starring Angelina Johnson. The war is in full force, and enemies are everywhere. Friends drift apart and alliances are made and broken. What happens when all else fails and the Dark Times come? My take on an alternate ending in an alternate universe that is slightly darker than the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2018 - Angelina J., G. Montague, Edgar B.
Never Disturb a Sleeping Snake reviews
Silly drabble-fic for bubblecloudz. Prankster wars between the twins and Angie. Lee watches as Oliver wins all. No pairing, just silly fun and friendship, plus some twin-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2017
What It Takes reviews
Prompt-inspired drabble based on a free-write exercise. I swear, bubblecloudz is so much awesomer than me! Cissy and Bella discuss what it takes to be called a badass. Rated for language and content. Silly fic not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Fluffy Clouds are Sassy reviews
(Note: I've made this a collection of one-shot fics written for prompts. Don't take my writing seriously. I sure don't!) Various characters, pairings, etc. The usual warnings in place. Nothing is connected unless specified or at reader's discretion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,108 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Complete
Family Comes First reviews
AU!First Wizarding War era. Dark!Narcissa. What if Narcissa was really the cruel one in the name of family? One-shot written for prompts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
30 Times School reviews
Collection of 30 fics. Nothing is connected unless stated or reader so chooses. Warning: AU, expect unusual/unexpected pairings, and OOC-ness may abound. Written for a prompt challenge. Will revise when challenge is over. See fic details for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,077 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 9/5/2015
Featuring: Angelina Johnson reviews
(Formerly titled "One-Shots".) A bunch of unrelated Angelina Johnson/Slytherin pairing-centric one-shots. Warning: unexpected/unusual pairings. Marking complete for now as I rather like unusual things. (Note: I moved several separate Angelina/Slytherin fics into this collection for organizational purposes because they fit.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,328 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Angelina J. - Complete
Pub Strangers reviews
My take on the canon couple Percy/Audrey. Rated for safety, brief language and implied scenes. Does not actually contain graphic images because I suck at M-rated fics. One-shot collection written for prompts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Little April Shower
Blaise/Cho fic collection. WARNING: M-RATED FOR FIRST CHAPTER! Not suitable for those under legal age, squickiness and graphic scenes included!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,323 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 6/6/2015 - [Cho C., Blaise Z.]
Opposites in Everything reviews
Angelina/Montague with one-sided Montague/Daphne - written for prompts
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 8/7/2015 - [Angelina J., G. Montague] Daphne G. - Complete
The Function of a Rubber Duck reviews
A look at missing scenes from HP2 The Burrow. Intended to be taken lightly and all material not in the book is made up with 100% guarantee of inaccuracy. No pairing - written for a prompt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
It Never Happened reviews
Completely AU silly crack!fic. So, implied Snape/Regulus but not really unless you squint (I don't do slash, it happened by accident). Orion Black-centric. Rated for safety - written for a prompt
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2015 - Severus S., Regulus B., Orion B., Kreacher
Learning to Fly reviews
AU Blaise/Angelina set of drabbles and one-shot ficlets. Written for prompts, will be updated every two weeks or so. M-rating for some chapters: you have been warned. This is probably gonna be another odd collection of fics, no promises
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 8/9/2015 - [Angelina J., Blaise Z.] - Complete
Sacrifice reviews
Regulus Arcturus Black is no hero. But he does something heroic, even if he's not remembered properly for it except by a house-elf no one else adores. Reg is a hero whose story deserves to be told. This is my take on it. Rated for safety. No pairing - written for a prompt
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2015 - Regulus B., Kreacher
The Challenge of Single Parenting reviews
Written for Single Parenting Challenge hosted by SiriusMarauderFan. Unrelated two-shot. Warning: centered around the Longbottom family. No pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 8/1/2015 - Neville L., OC, Alice L. - Complete
White Hibiscus reviews
Snape has to deal with Aurora on Minerva's orders. Severus Snape/Minerva McGonagall pairing. A bit of Sinistra-bashing, sorry. Rated T for safety. Because some people just don't read labels... WARNING: OOC may abound as this is definitely a silly AU crack!fic. Written for a prompt gifted to me by the honourable and fair bubblecloudz :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2015 - [Minerva M., Severus S.] A. Sinistra - Complete
Ellimere's Garden reviews
Takes place after the events of Abhorsen. What if the Royal Palace had gardens? And what if one was dedicated to Ellimere? For those who have passed, for those who are loved, they are always with us in our memories. No pairing - written for a prompt from the amazing bubblecloudz
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/25/2015 - Sabriel, Ellimere, Lirael - Complete
Hufflepuffs Aren't Keepers reviews
AU slight crack!fic Angelina and Snape (because there's not enough of them) and friendly Angelina/Cedric (because it could've been). What happens when Angelina and Cedric are paired up together? Why is Snape acting so un-Snapeish? Why does OOC abound? Because it's AU silly. Read at your own risk - written for a prompt
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Severus S., Angelina J., Cedric D. - Complete
Playing Games reviews
Ron/Pansy fluff drabble. Ron gets detention and Pansy seeks revenge - written for a prompt
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2015 - [Ron W., Pansy P.] - Complete
I am?
AU Fenrir Greyback wakes up - with total loss of memory. Throw in a thoroughly displeased Dark Lord, and mayhem ensues! Rated for abuse and language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2015 - [Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L.] Voldemort, Fenrir G. - Complete
Pureblood Safehouse reviews
AU Montague finds safety with Angelina and Lee in the rebellion against You-Know-Who. No pairings unless your die-hard OTP is mentioned XD Rated for safety - written for a prompt. Marking incomplete until further notice
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Angelina J., Lee J., G. Montague
Tongue-Tied Heaven
Lee/Angelina one-shot ficlet because they need loving. Written for a prompt. Fluff, cotton candy and more cuteness abounds when Fred and George make bets on Lee
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2015 - [Lee J., Angelina J.] - Complete
The Executioner reviews
Macnair's first time in Azkaban following the fall of the Dark Lord circa 1980. No pairing - written for a prompt. Rated for somewhat graphic detail, violence and gore, and language. This is similar to my usual style, just add more gore and blood instead of fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Walden M. - Complete
Minerva's Midnight Madhouse reviews
Slight crack!fic written for a prompt. What if two people switched bodies? What if Snape thinks he's Lockhart...and Lockhart thinks he's Snape? Enter Minerva, who attempts to solve this problem. Poor Minerva... What advice can Albus give her? No pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Severus S., Albus D., Gilderoy L., Minerva M. - Complete
Lord Voldemort Had a Cow
Slight crack!fic/humour attempt written for a prompt. What happened before Lord Voldemort entered the Forbidden Forest to meet Harry? Lord Voldemort took inspiration from a sassy cloud...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Voldemort - Complete
Impossible reviews
Lil George/Angelina ficlet based off the song prompt Blink 182's "I Miss You". Canon-compliant if you're a die-hard George/Angelina shipper. Rated for language and implied impossible things...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2015 - [Angelina J., George W.] - Complete
Black Widow reviews
AU interpretation of Mrs. Zabini. My take on how her seven husbands died. Written for a prompt. Multiple Zabini/OC pairings, not my usual style, but a fun challenge nonetheless. Rated for implied content and language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2015 - [OC, Mrs. Zabini] Blaise Z. - Complete
Bella and Roddy reviews
Bella and Roddy sittin' in a tree... oh wait, this is a summary xD right. Bellatrix/Rodolphus: Rabastan wants to play Quidditch and enlists the help of Bella and Cissy to get Roddy as Keeper. Fluff for everyone! Rated for language - written for a prompt
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2015 - [Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L.] Narcissa M., Rabastan L. - Complete
Why? reviews
Oliver/Cho ficlet - written for a prompt
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2015 - [Oliver W., Cho C.] - Complete
Red and Grey reviews
Ron/Luna - written for a prompt. Ron thinks his friends have deserted him. Luna steps in to cheer him up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2015 - [Ron W., Luna L.] - Complete
An Impulsive Whim reviews
Written for griffinesque for the August One-Shot Exchange. Luna/Draco - takes place in Draco's 5th year/Luna's 4th year. Warning: Rated T for mentions of abuse. Otherwise, fluffy angst
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2015 - [Draco M., Luna L.] - Complete
When Angelina Met Ollie
The first time Angelina met Oliver Wood had to turn into a Quidditch practice. No pairing unless you're a die-hard Angelina/Oliver shipper. One-shot drabble fic written for a prompt challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Published: 8/6/2015 - Oliver W., Angelina J. - Complete
The Tabby Truth
What happened the day Harry Potter came to Privet Drive? Little one-shot fic based off interactions between Albus, Minerva and Hagrid and what Minerva heard at Number 4 Privet Drive. No pairings unless you find your OTP or you're a die-hard shipper. Written for a prompt challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2015 - Albus D., Rubeus H., Minerva M., Petunia D. - Complete
If Dragons Get Depressed reviews
Norbert(a) the Norwegian Ridgeback misses Hagrid. One-shot written for a prompt. No pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/6/2015 - Rubeus H., Charlie W., Norberta - Complete
Slave to Beauty reviews
Blaise/Cho one-shot. A nighttime meeting of two beautiful souls - written for a prompt about beauty
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2015 - Cho C., Blaise Z. - Complete
Concerning Luna reviews
Based on a prompt from the aweseomely talented bubblecloudz! Typical day in the life of Luna Lovegood, starring Luna Lovegood herself. No pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Draco M., Luna L., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Awful Truth About Tuesdays reviews
Based on a prompt from darling bubblecloudz. Horace Slughorn contemplates the deliciously devious idea of using Polyjuice Potion on two unsuspecting females: enter Minerva McGonagall and Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Minerva M., Luna L., Horace S. - Complete
Surprise! It's Father's Day! reviews
Blaise/Angelina. Because they need more support. In honor of Father's Day, written for fathers everywhere. Enjoy this bite-sized sample of an underrated couple. Use your imagination for the rest! xD One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2015 - [Angelina J., Blaise Z.] - Complete
Drabbles reviews
- WARNING: SLOW TO UPDATE - Will add/revise occasionally. This was started years ago, so expect a mix of writing styles and ideas. Not exactly a crossover, but combination ficlet/drabble set featuring characters from Tamora Pierce's Emelan and Tortall novels.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 14,204 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 9/19/2012
Most Unlikely Pair reviews
Inspired by "I want you to know...I'm glad we met" weekly prompt on AD. Cinna/Effie drabblet. Fluffy, angst, the whole burrito. (Wait, hold the cheese!) lol I'm slipping silly in everywhere xD Because. They deserve it.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2015 - [Cinna, Effie T.] - Complete
Insecure and Afraid reviews
Inspired by the weekly prompt "Insecure" on AD. No pairings. More of a look from the character's POV type of fic. Because this series needs more fics. Seriously
Circle of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Complete
Of Nightmares and Earth
Onua and Sarge haven't talked...until now. Fluffy ficlet. Inspired by Malorie's Peak Prompt #49: Letters. Onua/Sarge - AU, probably. One-shot
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Onua C. - Complete
The House of Dreams reviews
War ficlet. Her world is falling apart, but all she can hold onto are thoughts of him. Inspired by Agatha Christie's short story collection The Harlequin Tea Set, my friend, who gave me the idea for the photograph, and the LJ prompt Heart. Now a two-shot. Angelina/Montague pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Angelina J., G. Montague] - Complete
Odds and Ends reviews
ON HIATUS - may add to it later. Prompt challenge inspired by the Fanfic100 master prompt list on LJ. Unconnected ficlet set of 100 Angelina/Montague moments. This is a personal challenge for myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 15,660 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Angelina J., G. Montague
Ma Belle Fleur reviews
Bill/Fleur. My first canon ficlet. Bill proposes to Fleur - my take on how it happened. One-shot, by request.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/29/2013 - [Fleur D., Bill W.] - Complete
Until Then reviews
-Revised- My first very low M-rated fic. Angelina/Slytherin pairing. Marking complete for now
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Angelina J. - Complete
How Walden Macnair Stole Easter reviews
Probably my favorite story to write. Written for a contest prompt on HEX. Walden Macnair conspires to ruin Easter. Parody one-shot. Rated T for mentions of violence and silly language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Argus F., Walden M. - Complete
Just Us reviews
ON HIATUS - Angelina/Montague fluffy ficlet. I've been gone so long this poor little dream bubble has been waiting patiently. Maybe I'll find some time to finish it up. No promises.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Angelina J., G. Montague
In the Firelight reviews
ON HIATUS - Bofur & OC AU ficlet. Now more than just a one-shot, by request. May add more later when I find the time - I seem to be saying that a lot. I rather like this fic, though I should probably revise it. meh
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Bofur
Lingering Regrets reviews
My first Teen Titans fic. Raven contemplates the team after they've split up. One-shot for now. Marking as complete until further notice.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Cyborg, Raven - Complete
The Problem with Lightning reviews
Keth/Tris ficlet one-shot
Circle Opens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Complete
Negative Impressions reviews
ON HIATUS - will likely be removed. not that anyone cares, right? This old thing needs to be shelved. Gone. Poof. I've lost interest, bascially. Sorry, not sorry. It's been years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,086 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Challenge Set reviews
ON HIATUS - Will probably be removed. An old thing I'll dust up later, maybe. Anyway - no hard feelings, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.