Hello there fellow writers.

Here are a few random facts about me.

I am a Nerdfighter (I would tell you more about it, but I find this an appropriate way to move you, the reader, to look up Nerdfighters and all things Nerdfighteria).

Music is my life. Honestly. I write songs all the time.

Writing is my second life. Anyone who knows me will tell you that I'm always writing.

My favourite colour is grey because it represents the indecisiveness of my soul.

My favourite bird is the owl (recently people have started obssessing over the owl. Why is that?). But I also love the raven. It is so mysterious and represents many things. My favourite land creature is the wolf. My favourite mythical flying creature is the eastern dragon (there are two main types of dragon: eastern and western. I love the eastern).

I am a very indie person. I love independent labels and indie music. Sometimes though, when I want to dance like an idiot, I listen to the random pop of today.

I read...a lot. It's kind of a release.

I don't have any true friends, but maybe one day that will change...For now, I'm perfectly alright.

I love the online community of Fanfiction. I read tons of amazing fics before I even considered joining. Now I think I'm finally ready to take on the challenge.

I use as my search engine because they donate money every time I search. I participate in NaNoWriMo and Script Frenzy, so I had to figure out some kind of way to donate to the Office of Letters and Light.

I tend to rant when writing (hence the long profile).

Favourite Authors (there might be some mispellings):

John Green

Markus Zuask

Mark Peter Hughes

Scott Westerfeld

Obert Skye

Jane Austen

and many more, but I'm not in a thinking mood right now.

Favourite Artists (Musically speaking):

Phoenix

Linkin Park

Lemonade Mouth (from the book and the movie)

HEDE

Hayley Kiyoko

the Stunners (kind of. It's a lot different from my usual style)

Hank Green

Alex Day

the Naked and Famous (not because of FIFA '12 even though it is awesome. I'm a Wayne Rooney MAN U lover!)

Neutral Milk Hotel

David Archuleta (why lie?)

Matt and Kim

Wombats

the Weeks (MS locale band)

Amalgamation (MS locale band)

the Be (MS locale band)

Wolves, Where? (MS locale band)

Belle and Sebastian

Cage the Elephant

Arctic Monkeys

Modest Mouse

Arcade Fire

Passion Pit

LCD Soundsystem

Death Cab for Cutie

Spoon

Guided by Voices

Franz Ferdinand

Yeah Yeah Yeahs

of Montreal

Malajube

the Shins

Wolf Parade

the Postal Service

Bright Eyes

the Mountain Goats

Broken Social Scene

Interpol

Iron and Wine

the Thermals

MGMT

Pavement

Beirut

AND THAT'S JUST OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.

Favourite Quotes:

Too many to name.

I love the songs from Lemonade Mouth the book especially from "Skinny Nancy".

I have an obssession with last names which apparently John Green does as well.

I love Sista Slash quotes and quotes from Stella Penn in Lemonade Mouth the book (I love her narratives. They are amazing!)

Pretty much any song quote from the above mentioned bands.

I really want you guys to look up Phoenix at and listen to their songs. Just because they are my favourite band of all time.

Yep...

Favourite Books:

Looking for Alaska (that's where you'll get some awesome quotes. Kanks, John Green)

Lemonade Mouth (if you didn't already know)

I Am the Messenger

The Book Thief

The Midnighters Trilogy

The Leviathan Trilogy

The Uglies Series

Pride and Prejudice

Little Women

Jo's Boys

The Leven Thumps Series

The Pillage Trilogy

etc. to name a few

Favourite TV Shows/Movies

I don't watch much television, but I do love anime and I love to watch movies. No TV but tons of movies...

Falling Skies (summer tv show series that I am obsessed with. I think it's definitely better than The Walking Dead, sorry if you disagree)

Code Lyoko (I WILL NEVER FORGET IT...EVER!!!)

the Colony (reality tv show that struck me as interesting...but I don't think it comes on anymore. It was on Discovery Channel or something like that)

Lemonade Mouth (movie)

Chronicle (movie)

Fly Away Home (movie)

August Rush (movie)

Dead Poet Society (movie that really hit home for me...I cried at least 3 times)

How to Train Your Dragon (movie)

Star Wars (movie series. GO GEORGE LUCAS!)

Super 8 (movie. I love you, Stephen!)

Alice in Wonderland (2010 with Johnny and Tim Burton. They work so well together)

Benny and June (also a movie with Johnny)

the Glee Project (I don't watch reality TV and I'm not a big Gleek, but something made me obssessed with this when it came out and I can't wait for more!)

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Some Copy and Paste Tributes:

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself or fictional characters copy/paste this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you're a slow runner...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Post this on your profile if you've ever laughed at something completely random that happened like a week ago.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy and paste this onto your profile.(that takes skill)

If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door or a tree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and fallen down for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

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How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

Things To Ponder:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

What disease did cured ham have?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?

Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?

Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers
Journal, the following are questions actually asked of
witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses
given by insightful witnesses:

1.”Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?”

2.”The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?”

3.”Were you present when your picture was taken?”

4.”Were you alone or by yourself?”

5.”Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the
war?”

6.”Did he kill you?”

7.”How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?”

8.”You were there until the time you left, is that true?”

9.”How many times have you committed suicide?”

10. Q: “So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “And what were you doing at that time?”

11. Q: “She had three children, right?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “How many were boys?”
A: “None.”
Q: “Were there any girls?”

12. Q: “You say the stairs went down to the basement?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “And these stairs, did they go up also?”

13. Q: “Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?”
A: “I went to Europe, Sir.”
Q: “And you took your new wife?”

14. Q: “How was your first marriage terminated?”
A: “By death.”
Q: “And by who’s death was it terminated?”

15. Q: “Can you describe the individual?”
A: “He was about medium height and had a beard.”
Q: “Was this a male, or a female?”

16. Q: “Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which was sent to your attorney?”
A: “No, this is how I dress when I go to work.”

17. Q: “Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
people?”
A: “All my autopsies are performed on dead people.”

18. Q: “All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did
you go to?”
A: “Oral.”

19. Q: “Do you recall the time that you examined the body?”
A: “The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m..”
Q: “And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?”
A: “No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing
an autopsy.”

20. Q: “You were not shot in the fracas?”
A: “No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.”

21. Q: “Are you qualified to give a urine sample?”
A: “I have been since early childhood.”

22. Q: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?”
A: “No.”
Q: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
A: “No.”
Q: “Did you check for breathing?”
A: “No.”
Q: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?”
A: “No.”
Q: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
A: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Q: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
A: “It is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law somewhere.”

Barbie's Letter to Santa:

Dear Santa,

Listen you fat little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at
being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid
weather and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to
break it to ya Santa, but it’s definitely payback time! There had better be
some changes around here this Christmas, or I’m going to call for a
nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won’t wanna be around to smell it).

So, here’s my holiday wish list for 1998, Santa.

l. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I’m
sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits
gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and Velcro
up your butt?

2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What
bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out and MOLD imitation underwear to my
skin? It looks like cellulite!

3. A REAL man — maybe GI Joe. I’d take Tickle-Me-Elmo over that wimped-out
excuse for a boy toy Ken. And, what’s with that earring anyway? If I’m gonna
have to suffer with him, at least make him (and me) anatomically correct.

4. Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away
once he is anatomically correct.

5. Breast reduction surgery. I don’t care whose arm you have to twist, just
get it done.

6. A jog-bra. To wear until I get the surgery.

7. A new career. Pet doctor and school teacher just don’t cut it. How about
a systems analyst? Or better yet, a public relations senior account exec!

8. A new, more 90’s persona. Maybe “PMS Barbie”, complete with a miniature
container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and a bag of chips;
“Animal Rights Barbie” with my very own paint gun, fitted with a fake fur
coat, bottle of spray on blood and handcuffs; or “Stop Smoking Barbie”
sporting a Nicotrol patch and equipped with several packs of gum.

9. No more McDonald’s endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl.

10. Mattel stock options. It’s been 37 years — I think I deserve it.

Okay, Santa, that’s it. Considering my valuable contribution to society, I
don’t think these requests are out of line. If you disagree, then you can
find yourself a new doll next Christmas. It’s that simple.

Yours Truly,

Barbie

Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." Just saying.

Sincerely, Google

Dear 6,

Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.

Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Impossible,

Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater.

Sincerely, Spongebob

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do we write stuff down, but type stuff up?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why do we drive in the parkway and park in the drive way?

If flying is so safe,why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and post this on your profile and make someone else laugh!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

The pessimist sees the darkness of the tunnel, the optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel, the realist sees the train heading straight towards them, the engineer sees three idiots standing on the railroad track.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who LOVES engineer jokes!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

M u s i c - V i d e o - O f - M y - L i f e:

Put your iPod on shuffle and write the songs that come on. No cheating!

Opening credits: “La Cha Ta” (by F(x)) Ha! I’m so glad that came on. I love dancing to that song. It’s an awesome intro song.

First day of school: “Tidal Wave” (by Owl City) Well…I guess that does actually fit.

Falling in love: “Falling Stars” (by David Archuleta) I can see myself going through that turmoil.

Fighting: “Two Worlds Collide” (by Demi Lovato) I guess I’m fighting with myself. No! I got it! She was fighting his trying to understand her. She was trying to stay protected and guarded.

Breaking up: “Look Around” (by David Archuleta) Well, I guess she decided that he was going too fast and never took the time to enjoy the good things in life and she was better off being alone and having the time to look around (I haven’t heard this song in a while!)

Driving: “Determinate” (by Lemonade Mouth) Uh, oh. Can someone say “Accident”?

Flashback: “Breakthrough” (by Lemonade Mouth) A lot of artist repetition, today. I must have been a revolutionary back then…

Mental Breakdown: “Here We Go” (by Lemonade Mouth) I swear, it’s on shuffle. I guess the emotional turmoil of being such a rebel and trying to overthrow the government and having to constantly be on my toes because of the government officials trained to kill me to stop the revolution drove me to madness.

Getting back together: “Bittersweet” (by Hayley Kiyoko) Well, I guess I gave in to the bittersweet sensation…

Prom Night: “Touch My Hand” (by David Archuleta) None of my non-David songs are playing! *frustration* Awww! Such a corny, sweet, stereotypical prom night for my protagonist!

Wedding: Wait, she marries him!?! I was not liking him based on my interpretations of the songs. But, oh well. I don’t have to worry why the funeral is so close to this scene. “1901” (by Phoenix) Uh, well, we have a pretty untraditional wedding. But, at least Phoenix plays there! Maybe that was a consolation prize (Phoenix reference) to her having to marry him.

Birth of a child: “Holdin’ on Together” (by Phoenix) Well, that must have been an emotional night.

Final battle: “Oh, Comely” (by Neutral Milk Hotel) My final battle must be a long, drawn out, never ending, bittersweet one. But I don’t think I’d want another one…

Death scene: “The Bird and the Worm” (by Owl City) Okay, when I heard that one, I started laughing. First off, because I have tons of playlists but for this I put it on the whole song list so I haven’t heard this in a while. Second, because this is the death scene. I can see it, dancing with my closest friends thinking that we’d finally overthrew the government and then as I’m about to do a cartwheel in front of a cute guy (People always do cartwheels in front of cute guys in music videos, am I right?) he brings out a dagger and stabs me in the heart. BEST DEATH SCENE EVER (I really shouldn’t be this excited about my death)!

Funeral: “Lizstomania” (by Phoenix) So, Phoenix plays at my funeral as well. Awesome! I must have been really close to their manager. This song kind of describes me, so I guess it could be my eulogy.

End credits: Oh, no! It’s over! “Complain” (by {Who knew?} David Archuleta) Well, the movie is over…and I’m sad, but I can’t complain!

Wow! That was fun!!! I suggest you all do it!

Sorry! This is very long! So, feel free to skip over all of this…

FOR PEOPLE THAT HATE STEREOTYPES. IF YOU THINK PEOPLE SHOULD JUST STOP BEING SO...(insert choice word here), POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE. BOLD WHAT APPLIES TO YOU!

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I’m into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIM HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I live(d) in the COUNTRY, so I MUST (have) live(d) on a farm.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store

I’m a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar

I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one”

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player

I have big boobs, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in/was in BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic jerk.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I can't help but BLUSH when I'm around a cute guy so I MUST be a dumb slut

I'm good at SINGING so I MUST need attention

I'm QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up

I sit ALONE at lunch so I MUST be snobbish

I still have SLEEPOVERS with my female friends so I MUST be lesbian

I'm HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with

I sometimes say I LOVE MY FRIENDS so I MUST be gay/lesbian

I wear MAKE-UP so I MUST be ugly

I DON'T wear make-up so I MUST be an outsider

I LOVE country music so I MUST be a redneck hillbilly

You can learn a lot about a person while reading that...(just a little sidenote to the people who didn't read it...even though I guess I can't really blame you...)

MISCELLANEOUS

Twitter: Alaskan_Dreams (if you just want to...But I'm not trying to solicite followers. Only follow if you like my tweets!)

I want to learn how to dance like a somewhat contemporary goddess. Check out Hayley Kiyoko's Dance Team Rehearsal, Step Team Pep Rally, and Dance Showcase (from when she went to Agoura High) to see what I'm talking about.

I have either a purple or black aura according to quizzes. They always give me one or the other.

The reason my pen name is Alaska Is Beautiful is because John Green's Looking for Alaska affected me so strongly. I love the book. But I suggest you read his other books first so you can work your way up to what I believe is his best work.

I say "Kanks!" instead of "Thanks!"

My computer's name is Herman.

My camera(Nikon, but not because of Ashton)'s name is Sheldon.

My ipod's name is Umi.

I name everything (literally).

I live in America, but I tend to use English (British) spelling.

I recommend you all visit Cleveland, Mississippi for awesome people and music. Go to Hey Joe's and you will be blown away by our awesomeness (although I am in no way suggesting that I live in Cleveland. That would be unmindful of the potential online predators...)

DFTBA!!!! (Nerdfighter reference).

Kanks for suffering through my long profile extravaganza (if you did. If you skipped, that's okay. Kanks for trying!)

If you want to know anything else about me, message me! I tend to like to answer questions and learn more about the awesome people that live online with me.

No, seriously, message me. I need help with Fanfiction. I don't know how to do a lot of things...so any bits of info you might have for me will be greatly appreciated!