Hermione was hiding under the table and screaming; every time someone asked her to stop her screams got louder and louder.
All anyone wanted was to enjoy their lunch in peace but they knew that wasn't going to happen.
"How dare you!" Hermione hollered, under the Gryffindor table. "I will tell the pickles all about this,".
"Potter, can't you get her to shut up?" Draco Malfoy groaned from the Slytherin table.
"Shove off Malfoy," Harry replied, he couldn't get Hermione to stop even he had wanted too.
Hermione crawled out from under the table with an angelic look on her face before hurling a shoe at Draco's head.
"Miss Granger, fifty points from Gryffindor and detention tonight," Dumbledore told her not even bothering to look up from his plate.
The entire Gryffindor table let out a sigh, they were currently a minus million house points. It was a Hogwarts first, but Hermione didn't care. No one dared bring the matter up with her either.
"Hi Debbie!" Hermione said, entering the potions classroom for her detention.
"Who is Debbie?" Professor Snape asked, looking at Hermione with suspicion.
"The invisible pineapple on your head," Hermione replied taking a seat. She was in a good mood after filling the Slytherin common room with slugs. Draco Malfoy had called her slug brain, Hermione had no choice but to seek vengeance.
"I see you're in usual insane mood,"
"Or I'm normal and you are the insane one!" Hermione shot back while pulling a spring out of her pocket. "Could you give me five million house points?".
"No. Why on Earth would you think I'd say yes to that?" Snape asked, he would love to know went on in head and yet terrified at finding out.
"Because the last time you didn't give me what I wanted, I drugged you with a love potion and you ended up to Umbridge," Hermione explained with a glint in her eyes that told him she would do something ten times worse this time. Hermione threw the spring off the table, and glared at the metal object as if it had insulted her.
"Five million points to Gryffindor,"
"Yay! love you Sevvie!"