CURRENT PROJECT

Grocery Market AU. (As of yet, still untitled.) The Fetts own a grocery market. Chapter 3: Eirtae has a plan, and it requires the Fetts' yearly procrastination in taking down their Christmas decor.

NOTES

-My muse strikes about once a month, and for completely different fandoms at that.

-My stories aren't usually G. Unless they're humor.

-Everything multi-chapter except "I Know That We're Not The Same" and "Seriously?" is on hiatus. Which means that I don't feel like writing it anymore. Sorry to the people who loved "A Small Probability".

-I mostly write for hetero couples. Yes, I ship slash, but I don't really write it.

-Despite my many flaws, please R&R.

QUOTES

"Get your facts right first, then you can distort them as you please." {Mark Twain}

"Hitch your wagon to a star." {Ralph Waldo Emerson}

"If you have built castles in the air, you work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them." {Henry David Thoreau}

"she's a lady and ladies shouldn't be messed with" {Tom Jones}

COPY AND PASTES

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

You Just Realized...

If Pinocchio said, "My nose will grow right now!", what would happen? Think about that answer.

If we lived in a world where anything was possible, could you do the impossible?

Copy and paste if you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter to arrive, the owl just got lost...

I never received my letter to Hogwarts, so instead I'm leaving the Shire to become a Jedi... will you join me? Copy, paste, add your name to the Shire Jedi.-jedikhaleesi

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), ArtemisApollo97 (England)Rochelle Daughter of Thalassa(Scotland UK)Toaofwriting(USA), TheDoctorCT-21-0408, jedikhaleesi (USA)

If you have ever had your favorite TV show canceled before you know how the story ends, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile.

OBITUARY

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.