6/7 Hey. My name is Mina. Maybe you've heard of me, maybe you haven't. But I was Eppy Liz's best friend, and, hell, everything is crazy right now. But not as crazy as it has been. Eppy Liz and Reese won't be on fanfiction anymore. I don't really want to say why here, but if you PM me I'll tell you if I feel comfortable. I'll try and take over some of their stories, but I can't promise anything, which means all stories apart from I Don't Know Who I Am (which is mine) are up for adoption. IDK if anyone will be interested, but if you are, please PM me. Mina xx

My name is Reese (not as in the peanut butter squares XD) and...

I'm Eppy Liz! Her sister! I FINALLY convinced her to let me share the account! She's a meanie, that sister of mine! And incredibly lazy. Look! She hasn't even started any fanfiction yet!I think you find I have now! So yeah! It's just you're not hear so... Yeah, I'm talking to myself again. Stupid Mina and Eppy Liz goin' shopping. Anywhoo - Gavroche is epic! And can I remind you who exactly is playing him in the school production? ME! All you're playing is that snoopy lady who reads Fantine's letters, so IN YOUR FACE!!

Hey! Without her, the whole plot wouldn't have happened! And may I remind you that I can very easily change our pen name from TheJondretteGirls back to EponineTheJondretteGirl. May I remind you whose account this was initially?!

You are extremely boring. We're writing this on MY iPhone, anywhoo, so innit? Besides, at least I have uploaded fanfiction. On my iPhone. That's more than you have! You just can't be bothered. So am I Éponine, seeing as that's my name?

I'm Éponine! I'm the oldest!

Fine. I'll be Azelma! At least I don't freaking die!

I read the brick in two weeks and it took you five! Haha! And I'm only 12 and you're 15!

Are you just using this profile to embarrass me?

Pretty much. Your face right now is so funny!

Take your place!

Take your chance!

Vive la France! Vive la France

You are English. SHUT UP!

Peace out! From Eppy Liz who is infinitely more important than Reese because she's playing Gavroche and read the brick three weeks faster than her!

That's a lie and you know it.

I love to see you squirm XD

EPPY LIZ! VIVE LA FRANCE! And Reese. Peace out.

C'est moi! Éponine Elizabeth - AKA EPPY LIZ! Reese is at rehearsals practising the Fantine bits, so I thought I might tell you some random facts about me!!!

1. I read the brick in two weeks.

2. I call my sister Peanut Butter Squares. (DO YA GET IT?!?)

3. I am in love with Daniel Huttlestone.

4. Today, being England, it starte pouring down with rain. I kicked off my shoes and started sing ON MY OWN!!

5. I have an addiction to Caps Lock.

6. Couscous makes me hyper.

7. Because of number 5 and 6, my friends have disowned me.

8. I AM EPIC!!!!!

9. I can recite pi to 61 decimal places.

Oops! REESE HAS JUST WALKED IN THE DOOR! BYEEEEEEEEE!

What Do You Ship? In order of preference...

1. Enjolras/Éponine 2. Marius/Cosette 3. Valjean/Fantine

1. Azelma/Grantaire (MY OTP RIGHT NOW!!!) 2. Éponine/Jean Prouvaire 3. Enjolras/Patria 4. Gavroche/Me

Azelma/Grantaire? And Éponine/Jean Prouvaire? Seriously? What?!? I just think it would be cool! Don't talk, you've got Valjean?Fantine, and he's like 25 years older than her. Ew. Ew Ew Ew.

Reese just made me delete the lyrics to the OLC version of Little People... :( And a ton of other random stuff as well... So I'm just gonna replace them! With new and exciting things! See below!

OK, just so you know, most of these fics are Eppy Liz's. I don't have time. But if you really want to know...

E P P Y - L I Z ' S (BTW, if you want to send me anything fanfiction related, the address is lizbethfanfiction@)

All I See Is Starlight - This was my first ever fanfiction. It's basically about Éponine when she's dead, watching over Marius.

Trusting You - Some creepy one-shot I wrote about Gavroche when my insomnia was striking. Again.

May the Miz Be With You - The randomness that is Star Wars performing Les Misérables.

Ever So Slightly Confuzzled - Much weirdness. Includes a chavvy Javert. You don't wanna miss it.

Slightly Less Miserable - Wrote this with my ex-friend during Science. Might continue... if we make up :'(

Hating You Is Remarkably Easy - An AzelmaXGrantaire fic. Because there definitely aren't enough in this world.

*WATCH THIS SPACE!*

R E E S E ' S

Can't Be Moved - I'm an obsessive 'The Script' fan. Wrote this when I didn't have the energy to study for GCSEs.

Tomorrow You'll Be Worlds Away - Cosette runs down to the barricades in attempt to save Marius. Will be a multi-chapter fic. For once.

*WATCH THIS SPACE*

I'm pretty sure "best friends" and "sisters" are pretty much interchangable.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" Ohmigod Eppy Liz, did you really have to do that? He was eyeing that boy in your Science class with a funny look when you came out.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" Or just leave her there. To rot.

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" I really hate my sister. You were crying because a boy broke up with you. Boys break up with people every day. Do you know how shallow that sounds? It's not in my best interests to be nice to you...

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. Or have a water fight. Depending on the weather.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!" Reese's umbrella had a hole in it. It was funny.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" Actually, I think I would just escape and leave her there to die. Wow. I feel loved.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. Eppy Liz is the reason there were no digestive biscuits for my fifteenth. And I expect there won't be any for my sixteenth either.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. I'd laugh at her, I guess. But I wouldn't tell anyone. That's low.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." What did SOMEBODY do with my copy of "The Fault In Our Stars"? DJFHDSEIWUEW9FOWEI0WEIT0RDVKN NCVM;DSGI0T4 MALFUNCTION. EPPY LIZ IS NOT AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... Ooh yes, where to start?

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. I would probably go up and scream "That is my sister!" . AND MY SISTERRRR IS NOT MOCKED!

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. We have a silent agreement. I tell her my secrets, she tells me her's.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. You know, when I have kids, I'm gonna dump them on you every Friday night. Well, I get Saturdays...

REPOST!

Can you fill this out without lying?

*wiggles eyebrows*

Uh, OK...

Last person you gave your number to, guy or girl?

Guy *blush*

Girl :)

Who is the last person you thought of?

My not-quite-a boyfriend. *double blush*

My sister. (SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND?!?)

What were you doing at 10am?

Running 400m

Studying

Who was the last person you talked to in person?

My sister.

My sister.

Where did you get the shirt you're wearing right now?

Primark.

Ditto

What's the last song you listened to?

Skinny Love - Birdie

The Man Who Can't Be Moved - The Script

This time last year, were you single?

Yes.

No.

Do you have any siblings?

1 Sister

1 Sister

What are you doing right now?

Answering this and texting. Telling Eppy Liz off for texting.

What's the first thing you did when you woke up this morning?

Have breakfast.

Check my texts.

How many piercings do you have?

None

Two

You can get a puppy or a new car. Which do you choose?

Puppy!

Car.

Who's the last person you slept on a couch with?

Reese.

Eppy Liz.

Why aren't you texting the last person you kissed?

I am.

Because we broke up.

What should you be doing?

Sleeping.

Having dinner.

Something that happened today that bothered you?

I had a good day today...

I got dumped. :(

Looking forward to anything?

*blush* Yes.

For my GCSEs to be OVER!

Think back to June. Who did you like?

This guy called Louis.

This guy called John. We broke up today. :'(

Where did you last go last night?

To bed.

To a café.

What did you do for New Years Eve?

Slept. We all had jet lag.

Ditto.

Describe what you are wearing, in detail?

Pyjamas.

Pyjamas.

What was the last piercing you got?

None.

Ears.

Have you ever made a significant other cry?

No.

Yes.

Whose bedroom were you in last?

Mine.

Eppy Liz's.

Are you feeling guilty about anything right now?

Like I said, I've had a good day.

I got dumped. By text. Does that say something about me?

What was the last thing you drank?

Water.

Coffee.

When was the last time you were in a very good mood?

Today. Now. :D

Yesterday.

How do you feel right now?

Happeee!

Depressed. :(

Were you single for your last birthday?

Yes.

No.

What were you doing at one this morning?

Sleeping.

Sleeping.

Do you do your own laundry?

No.

Yes.

Do you think you like anyone?

Yes.

Yes.

Do you straighten your hair often?

Embrace the curliness!!!!!!!

Yes.

Could you go the rest of your life without doing any drugs?

Apart from medicine... yah.

Apart from caffeine... yah.

Was last night enjoyable for you?

Yes. :D

Yes.

What is weighing you down currently?

I had a good day today!!!

I got dumped. By text.

When you sleep on your bed, is stuff usually on it?

Yeah...

No...

Have you ever been called beautiful?

Yes. :)

Yes... liar...

Would you fall apart if the last person you kissed died?

Yes.

No.

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?

Yes. Embrace the randomness!

No.

Do you like calling or texting better?

Calling.

Texting.

When was the last time you cried really hard?

When Reese got dumped via text.

When I got dumped via text.

Where are you at right now?

In my room.

In Eppy Liz's room.

What was the last thing someone bought for you?

Chocolates.

A packet of Doritos. (Chilli heatwave! :D)

Was yesterday better than today?

I don't know

What would you name your future daughter?

Lisa. We're sick of random names.

Luna. Ditto.

We thought we should tell you some more stuff about ourselves, apart from the nine random facts Eppy Liz gave you at the start...

My name is Reese. I am fifteen years old, and am currently on study leave for GCSEs. I like Nandos, The Script, Hunger Games and Les Misérables. My OTP is Enjolras/Éponine, and I am pretty sure I am sane. I'm going to a Performing Arts College when I leave school, and it's my dream to play Cosette, as I'm a soprano. And I currently can't think of anything else to say right now...

Wow. That was boring. Don't worry, you are now in the safe, capable hands of MOI!!! Don't worry. I'm only slightly insane. My name is Éponine Elizabeth. I really don't like that name, so at school I go by Lizbeth and on here I go by Eppy Liz. According to my music teacher I am a MEZZO SOPRANO, which means I could play ÉPONINE! Yay! I really like pizza, I'm a vegetarian and Les Misérables is my life. Favourite Les Ami right now is COURFEYRAC, mainly because of Fra Fee. Aaah... Fra Fee...

If you lot could read our stories, and post even a one word review, it would make me the happiest person on Earth. Like, "I've-got-a-Golden-Ticket" happy. Which we are going to see at the theatre. :D

Eppy Liz xx And Reese xx