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Joined 01-02-02, id: 147987, Profile Updated: 09-29-18
Author has written 85 stories for Final Fantasy: Tactics, Breath of Fire, Final Fantasy I-VI, Rurouni Kenshin, Lord of the Rings, Gundam Wing/AC, Slayers, Harry Potter, Slam Dunk, Inuyasha, Hikaru no Go, Hunter X Hunter, Prince of Tennis, Sailor Moon, Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, Ender's Game series, Utena, X-Men, Star Wars, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Ninja Turtles, Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ, Dr. Seuss series, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ.

Note: "Life and Death Problems" used to be listed as its own story, but now it's a chapter under "Hikaru's Game."

My fics appear first at my dreamwidth account (just google "flonnebonne dreamwidth," since won't let me put the link here). All my typoes and factual errors appear there first too, haha. I do eventually upload everything to , but it often takes a while.

A hearty 'thank you' to all reviewers! I'm always happy to see one of those babies in my inbox. You guys make my day.

Favorite Books/Authors: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Once and Future King, A Song of Ice and Fire, Ender's Game, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Neil Gaiman's short stories, poems and his Sandman comic, Fables, Watchmen, Peter Pan, L.M. Montgomery's Emily series, and lots of YA novels including every single Newberry Winner I've read. Yes, I know I'm too old for them, but Charlotte's Web (book and movie) can still make me cry like a baby.

Favorite Games: Most (old-school) Square RPGs, especially FF4, FF6, FFT, and Secret of Mana, Disgaea, Vandal Hearts, Kartia, Lunar, Tactics Ogre, Katamari Damacy, and a weird fondness for the the GBA Fire Emblem games, Star Ocean 2, Valkyrie Profile, and the Breath of Fire series. Also enjoy playing a lot of old SNES games (Turtles in Time, Vegas Stakes, Kirby's Dream Course, SimAnt, Ys: 3) for nostalgia value, even if I wouldn't say they're favorites.

Favorite Anime/Manga: Hikaru No Go, Slam Dunk, Ranma 1/2, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Rurouni Kenshin, Slayers, Hunter x Hunter, and Sailor Moon for nostalgia value.

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The Talk by Winnychan reviews
The turtles must endure a belated Talk about the birds and the bees. Mortification ensues! Forced to tackle many awkward and previously taboo topics, their most closely guarded secrets are revealed... whether they like it or not! Set in 2007-verse with bits of 2003 and Mirage thrown in for fun. Rated M for sex, drugs, and too-realistic descriptions of Ninja Turtle naughty bits.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,453 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/22/2019 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Donatello, Michelangelo
Slam Dunk: Conquer the Nation by KnoT reviews
Shohoku High's basketball team suffered a huge loss in the retirement of Akagi. Can the team rebuild and conquer the nation again?
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 92 - Words: 442,327 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/28/2018 - Published: 6/9/2004
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35542 - Favs: 26,498 - Follows: 19,531 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unravelling the Tale by Nimue I Am reviews
Legolas and Gimli... a friendship of this strength was not easily forged. The Ring will take Boromir, but what trials do the others face being near such evil? A Legolas and Gimli story, & Gollum too. New Chapter!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,933 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 2/19/2002 - Boromir, Legolas, Gimli, Gollum
Trip Through Your Wires by Red Draco reviews
It's Peace Time for the Hunters, which means that instances of back-stabbing and bad blood should be minimal...but instead they're skyrocketing along with a sense of intense unease. C'est la vie, X and Zero. Save the world. You can do it.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,736 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 7/10/2001 - X, Zero
Unbalanced by Vrazdova reviews
FFVI: One year after the Collapse, Locke awakens on the Solitary Island to find that the world has drastically changed. This is a dark reimagining of the "World of Ruin" half of the game in which everything has been switched around.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,705 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Locke, Celes - Complete
Casting Stones at the River: Ficlet set by Goblin Cat KC reviews
How long do mutant turtles live? Thousands of years. Not in chronological order. OT4, multiple turtlet pairings, and some turtleslash, including Usagi, Casey and Bishop.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,560 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Leonardo - Complete
Turning the Tables by Amicitia Revenant reviews
"If we really wanted to do some good for this city, we should start offering self-defense classes for all these dumb broads." The Turtles try a new tack for reducing Manhattan's crime problem.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
Donatello's Quest for Coffee by Hyaroo reviews
A parody of INFOCOM-style text based adventure games: Donatello is on a quest to get some coffee... sounds easy, right? Voted "Best Comedy" in the Stealthy Stories' 2008 TMNT Fanfiction Competition!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,212 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Donatello - Complete
How Crowley Fell Out of Love with the Bentley by Moczo reviews
A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Maybe Just the End by nightwalker3 reviews
It's Donatello and Leonardo trapped in an elevator at the end of the world. Or maybe just the end of New York; it's hard to tell with the lights out.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Naked Man Prowls Sewers! by sunbune reviews
Raph hates wearing clothes, but believes that for certain species, clothing should NOT be optional. Rated T for an impolite word, the consumption of intoxicating beverages, and indecent exposure. Contains a little K rated Don x April just because.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,069 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Underdark by Nekotsuki reviews
He’s hanging upside down in the middle of the great underdark, weighed down by a half hysterical turtle in the middle of a bunch of pipes and water and rock that are conspiring to kill us both off, and Leo still manages to sound like he Has A Plan.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,734 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Leap of Faith by Lunaludus Scribex reviews
Shadow is discovered alive shortly after the events of Final Fantasy VI. Rated M for profanity, violence, and nonexplicit sexual content. -IN PROGRESS-
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,775 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 8/30/2001 - Shadow
Misadventures by Serendipity1 reviews
Misadventures in Maliciously Misattributed Medication' On a routine training mission, Leonardo finds himself on the wrong end of yet another dart, and hijinks ensue. Also, Raphael is a jerk. Bad feng shui and spices enclosed. Concrit well received.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Ichigo's Funeral by debbiechan reviews
A Shinigami captain doesn’t need a human body, does he? The gang goes to Ichigo’s funeral. Cremation ceremony, anyone? Ichigo, Tatsuki, Chad, Karin, Isshin, even Chizuro and a little IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,225 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A. - Complete
But the Wind is Free by Rabbitprint reviews
Spoilers for the entire game. AU. Written for the prompt: 'AsheFran, wind, trees, the AU in which their roles are reversed, isolation doesn't necessarily mean loneliness.'
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Illusion by Ninjalara reviews
After falling victim to one of Dr Chaplin’s experiments, Donatello finds himself torn between the worlds of fact and fiction. Can his brothers help him, or do they only become more of a hindrance? Completed!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,255 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Complete
Brothers by Kage Chikara reviews
What if, when he was at the lake trying to overcome his depression, instead of asking to see Valentine, Ender had originally asked to see Peter. Oneshot.
Orson Scott Card - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
Bitter Redemption by Tripleguess reviews
Will the real Karai please stand up? AU 2003 cartoonverse.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Complete
Kicking Master Splinter Up the by Ryan Phelan reviews
One turtle must do the unthinkable. Will he survive? There's only one way to find out!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Published: 9/28/2005
Furikawari: Exchanging Territories by Starbrigid reviews
30 kisses themes, AkiHika happy, angsty, psych, loose timeline. for all my insecurities:all i'm lacking:every mistake:every loss:everything i can never be:because you’re here:always been you:two parts:white and black:of a whole
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,194 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005
In Passing by Reynardine reviews
Sometimes we don't realise how much our actions mean to others . . . series of one shots.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,233 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 3/12/2005
Forever After by Aiffe reviews
Hell is in the details. [Kikyou x Inuyasha, postseries, first place winner at IYFic Contest.]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Kikyō, Inuyasha - Complete
Wankage by Rikki reviews
Akira's trying to solve the mystery of Shindou Hikaru ... Isumi discovers a disturbing secret about himself.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,011 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/13/2004 - Published: 2/26/2003
Jigo by Dracostella reviews
The day Akira became a 9-dan, his father died of a heart attack. Alone, Akira finds himself in a strange new match with Hikaru. (Completed)
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,163 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/7/2003 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Complete
Bagenders by Lady Alyssa reviews
*NEW EPISODE* 2001 (in an AU) and the now immortal Fellowship are living in the house-share from hell. Now with 3 non plot-defining random slashy interludes. Random Dent would like to point out she actually exists.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,974 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002
You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/8/2002
Yardwork featuring Heero Yui by DB Sommer reviews
A humorous look at how Heero copes with married life in the 'Burbs
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,690 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/21/2001 - Heero Y. - Complete
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Vector Girl reviews
[FFVI] AU. What if Celes were never recruited by the Imperial Army and grew up in Vector as a (mostly) ordinary citizen?
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2019 - Celes - Complete
Dragon Wings reviews
[FFVI] AU. What if Celes were a dragoon?
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2019 - Celes, Leo - Complete
More Than Mere Etiquette
[FFVI] Cyan attempts to teach Gau table manners, but Gau ends up teaching him a thing or three.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/21/2019 - Cyan, Gau - Complete
From This Dawn, Unto the Next reviews
[FFVI] Cyan knows not the ways of these strange folk with whom he travels, nor does he care to know. (Nor does he care to think of what he has left behind.)
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,209 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2019 - Complete
An Interview, Ten Years After Lee Sedol reviews
Ten years after AlphaGo defeats Lee Sedol, Shindou Hikaru gives his thoughts on the matter.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9/2019 - Complete
Learning to Human
Valentine and Ender, on the colony ship. An immediate sequel to Ender's Game. Directly contradicts Ender in Exile. Written for tabacoychanel for Yuletide 2018.
Ender's Game series - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2019 - Ender W., Valentine W. - Complete
And Thus a Traitor Was Born reviews
[FFVI] A story that tries to answer this question: how could Locke ever think Celes was a traitor? The day after the Battle of Narshe, Locke and Celes investigate the mineshaft where three Imperial soldiers—one of them wearing a slave crown—once tried to capture an Esper. Celes seems strangely preoccupied with the fates of the two soldiers spirited away by the Esper...
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2018 - Celes, Cyan, Edgar, Locke - Complete
The boy who never was reviews
Shindou Hikaru is the most (un)real person Akira (n)ever met.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/21/2018 - Hikaru S., Akira T., K. Tōya, Akiko T.
Hikaru no Go: Shorts of All Sorts reviews
Short short Hikaru no Go ficlets, too short to be posted as their own stories. Drama and humour. Contains spoilers.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,750 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 9/16/2006
The Ordeal reviews
[FFVI] A very silly FF4 story about what could happen if you overuse the "Peninsula of Power Levelling" north of Mt. Ordeals.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Cecil, Palom, Porom, Tellah - Complete
The Big Slump reviews
"Your go is made of money." Ochi is in a slump and wants to figure out why.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 6/14/2017
Regret Whatever reviews
The Shohoku boys regret everything and nothing.
Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2017 - Rukawa, Akagi, Mitsui, Miyagi - Complete
The Youngest Oldest Summoner In the World reviews
[FFVI] Rydia's life is not the most chronologically logical. A silly account of Rydia's growing up in FFIV and not growing old in FFIV: The After Years. The spiritual successor to my other fic "Do Not Talk to Mountains (They Talk Back)."
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/5/2017 - Rydia - Complete
Five People Hikaru Kind of Told About Sai (And One He Actually Told) reviews
What it says on the tin. (I've always wanted to say that.)
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/28/2017
The Best Zombie Apocalypse Ever reviews
In the middle of the zombie apocalypse, Ochi learns that Sai was...undead? Time to go Sai-hunting! Contains some gore and a lot of silliness.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2016
Hikaru's Game reviews
Hikaru and Touya attend a school for gifted youngsters to train them for an alien invasion. A school on a space station. Seriously. Spoilers for most of HnG. Now with sequels!
Crossover - Hikaru no Go & Ender's Game series - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,329 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Hikaru S. - Complete
It's the End of the World as We Know It, And It's All Yang Hai's Fault reviews
Waya has this weird dream about a computer beating the fourth best go pro in the world! Ha ha! No way. And all this other crazy stuff with the helicopter and the explosions and the go-playing clones is all a dream too! Ha ha! No sweat.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2016 - Hikaru S., Y. Waya, Yang Hai, Le Ping - Complete
Final Fantasy VI: The Last Name reviews
[FFVI] Setzer realizes he doesn't know the last name of anyone on his ship, and goes on a quest to fill in the passenger logbook. This ends up being a weirder endeavour than he thought.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2015 - Complete
Mahou Shounen Kuroko Magica reviews
Where did the Generation of Miracles get their Miracles? Where did they get their Despair? Where did they get their Fabulous Hair? From a small adorable telepathic talking magical animal of course! Incidentally the Generation of Miracles might have also turned into magical boys along the way. (HUGE spoilers for Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica. And, uh, for Kuroko no Basket.)
Crossover - Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,606 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Kuroko T., Aomine D., Akashi Seijuurou, Kyubey
No Wings for You! reviews
[FFVI] AKA Edgar and Setzer's Excellent Drunken Adventures in Airship Repair. Apologies for all the fake mechanical whatsit!
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Edgar, Setzer - Complete
In Two reviews
[FFVI] In Narshe, Terra's Esper side flies off, "screaming across the sky"...and leaves her human side behind.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Celes, Edgar, Locke, Terra
Empire Under Sun reviews
Leonardo alive, and his brothers dead: this is Karai's revenge, not her mercy. An AU taking place after the episode "Same As It Never Was" (SAINW).
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Complete
How Ovelia Got Her Brave Back reviews
Ovelia pwns Delita via broken gameplay mechanics.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Delita.H, Ovelia.A - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Golbez, Clad in the Dark
Golbez's diary through thirteen boring, boring cycles of Dissidia. Idea and writing style completely stolen from Cassandra Claire's Very Secret Diary series.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Complete
Waya in Storyland reviews
Waya is a character in a story and he knows it. It gives him existential angst. Ron Weasley makes an appearance to add to the existential angst, but this story is more of a comment on Hikaru no Go fandom than a full-on crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Y. Waya - Complete
Kurapika is Dead (Long Live Everyone Else) reviews
...Leorio kills Kurapika with excessive naughtiness. No, really.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Gon F., Killua Z., Kurapika K., Leorio - Complete
How to Train Your Dragoon reviews
Golbez and his lackeys mess with Kain to get him to join the dark side.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Kain, Cagnazzo, Golbez, Baigan - Complete
Do Not Talk to Mountains (They Talk Back) reviews
Edge tries to talk Kain off the mountain and gets an earful of nonsense. After which the story stops even trying to make sense.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Edge, Kain, Rydia - Complete
Green Eggs and Sai reviews
How Sai persuaded Hikaru to play go, in the style of Dr. Seuss's wonderful Green Eggs and Ham.
Crossover - Hikaru no Go & Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Hikaru S., Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
My Girlfriend's Parents Are Monsters and That's Okay reviews
Edge meets Asura and Leviathan for the first time. They're weird, but that's okay. At least Rydia still has parents. Oh, and Cecil and Kain have major daddy issues.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Edge, Rydia
Nine Ways to Kill a Fellowship reviews
If the Quest to destroy the One Ring is so darn dangerous, how come hardly any members of the Fellowship die? Here's what really should have happened. [On-going]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 3/13/2003
Tengen Guy and Strawberry Girl reviews
Yashiro and Nase play a game, buy sandwiches, eat sandwiches. And maybe something more. Note: This was written for cryforthedream on LJ as as thank you for donating to Superstorm Sandy relief.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - K. Yashiro, A. Nase - Complete
We Wear the Mask reviews
[Spoilers] In Hikaru's dream, Sai wears a mask. The title of the story comes from Paul Laurence Dunbar's poem of the same name.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Hikaru S., Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
A Tale of Two Touyas reviews
A series of largely unrelated shortfics based on the fic title. The first line of the first shortfic is: "Touya Kouyo was not your biological father."
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Akira T., Hikaru S. - Complete
An Exorcism reviews
A priestess labours to exorcise a ghost on behalf of her client, a housewife in Tokyo. She does not know the ghost, nor does she care to. This fic was originally written for the tenth blind go challenge on Livejournal in September 2010.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Fujiwara no Sai
Blind Woe reviews
Weekly Go is celebrating its 15th Anniversary with an essay contest! The topic of the essay: an experience that changed your go. All submissions must be typed and double-spaced. A parody of the blind go challenge on Livejournal.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,881 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Hikaru S., Akira T.
Go Wars reviews
On the planet Tokyooine, our young hero Shindou Hikaru is happily ignorant of the evil Institute and its nefarious grip on the galaxy's Go. Until one day he meets a ghost of the Old Republic... on hold Written for the fourth blind go challenge on LJ.
Crossover - Star Wars & Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Hikaru S.
Blind Going In reviews
Touya plays a game of go with a blind man. This fic was originally written for the first blind go challenge on Livejournal in 2006. This is a revised version.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Akira T., Hikaru S. - Complete
Dink in the Dark reviews
Five days of sitting a dark room on Eros would make anyone go a little crazy, so it's a good thing the Battle School kids aren't particularly sane to begin with. Featuring Dink, Petra, Crazy Tom, Shen and Vlad.
Ender's Game series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Complete
Anzai's School for Gifted Basketball Players reviews
"I've told you, just call me Professor A. It's my codename. Oh ho ho!" Anzai-sensei's crack team of talented young mutants occasionally saves the world, but mostly just plays basketball. Featuring characters from Shohoku and Ryonan plus Kiyota and Mikio.
Crossover - X-Men & Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
Poison and Paper Moths reviews
Tomoe contemplates the many ways a woman can slip poison into a man. Spoilers for the Revenge Arc.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tomoe, Kenshin - Complete
New Wings reviews
Kogure watches the beginnings of a Shohoku without him and Akagi in it, half hopeful and half nostalgic.
Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Kogure, Miyagi
Space Opera reviews
Anthy, Utena, paths crossing. In space.
Utena - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Utena, Anthy - Complete
Ogata's Christmas Carol reviews
Ogata is too grumpy for summaries. Bah humbug!
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2011 - S. Ogata, H. Ashiwara - Complete
Lali Ho! Dwarves In Flying Tanks reviews
The plot of FF4 is actually REALLY RIDICULOUS if you look at it from the dwarven point of view. Not that the dwarves notice that.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Complete
What Company We Keep reviews
Kaga, meet Isumi. Isumi, meet Kaga. Hey, you remind me of someone. Kaga/Tsutsui hints, maybe Isumi/Waya hints if you squint
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011 - S. Isumi, T. Kaga
Kuwabara is Dead, Long Live the Honinbou reviews
So, what does Kuwabara do on the last day of his life?
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
One Thousand Candles reviews
Four years of birthdays, and not a single candle lit for Sai. Contains spoilers.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Waiting for Harry reviews
Ron and Hermione are waiting for Harry to get that seventh Horcrux, and so are we. Metatextual.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Orbit reviews
[FFIV] Kain, Cecil, Rosa, and that which lingers.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Vertigo reviews
Ender experiences a moment of vertigo as Dragon Army starts to come together.
Ender's Game series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Sock It To Me reviews
Rukawa, Sakuragi, and some stinky old socks. Bad combo.
Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Let the Sun Be Your Guide reviews
Soujiro, Kenshin, Kenji. Sixteen years of wandering. A sunset.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Soujiro, Kenshin
THE BEST KINGDOM HEARTS 2 FIC EVER reviews
King Mickey has some issues with how the game ended. Very mild spoilers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
God Have Mercy reviews
In his youth, Yagami Raito granted justice and peace to all the world, and for a while he was content. But when he attained the wisdom of age, he realized he must become more than a mere God of Justice. He must also become a God of Mercy.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Walking with Ghosts reviews
Every five years, Touya sees a ghost on May 5.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Chrysalis reviews
Sailor Moon crossover. Ami wonders how Crystal Tokyo fits into Kira's world. Very vague spoilers for Death Note chapter 87 or so, and for much of Sailor Moon R.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury - Complete
Memoirs of a Go Player reviews
The diary of Touya Akira. That is, if Touya Akira were a crazy stalker. (Now with the diary of Shindou Hikaru, the stalked!)
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
A Boy and His Ghost reviews
Hikaru haunts. Akira mopes. Sai just floats.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Endgame reviews
If Echizen's tennis had been perfect to begin with, where would Tezuka be?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
While You Were in the Bathroom reviews
Takes place during the York Shin arc. Leorio waits for Kurapica to put on his disguise. Yeah, you know what kind of disguise I'm talking about.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2005
Imagination reviews
Existential basketball musings, aka what makes our boys tick.
Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Mr Dress Up reviews
Touya shows up at the Go Institute for a match. Something is different about him. People gawk. Touya is unamused.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
The Losers Circle reviews
Waya receives an interesting proposition from an older Go player. Waya considers.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
Basketball for Dummies reviews
In which the torch of Shohoku is sort of passed on to the next generation after much violence is done. The fifth and final story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
Hair Today, Go Tomorrow reviews
Touya learns exactly what Shindou thinks of his haircut. [One-shot]
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Complete
Go Fish reviews
Only those who are playing can see into the depths." Waya, Touya, Hikaru and a lot of fishy metaphors. Yet no plot or humour whatsoever, sadly. [One-shot]
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
I'm Here to Help reviews
In which Kiyota is a pest, Jin is pestered, and Maki is nowhere to be seen. The fourth story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Complete
Threshold reviews
Fujima's seven step program to basketball success. Watch him angst it up like a soppy teenager and wax nostalgic about his time at Shoyo. The third story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]
Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Complete
Fishing reviews
Starring...Uozumi! And some guy named Sendoh. It's winter, and Uozumi's basketball dreams are dead but not forgotten. Memories, sushi, figuring out why Sendoh came to Ryonan, and more sushi. The second story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]
Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Complete
Making Peace reviews
Miyagi and Mitsui discuss (argue about) the future (however uncertain) of the Shohoku basketball club (what's left of it) now that they're captain and vice-captain. But mostly they procrastinate a lot. The first story in my "Captains" series. [One-shot]
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Complete
My Life as a Teenage Magical Girl reviews
Kagome rants for a while about how stupidly long this stupid quest is taking while her real life passes her by. Beware of excesive use of the word "stupid." [One-shot]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
Coming Home Tomorrow reviews
After coming home from the fight in the gym, Mitsui realizes that he's got to rebuild more than just his basketball skills. There's that whole trust thing too. [One-shot]
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
The Unconventional Tale of Aragorn and Arwen reviews
And they lived happily ever after, except when husband-abuse occurs. CHAPTER 12 UPLOADED! Good lordy, it's a miracle. [On-going]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,509 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 2/16/2002
Three Points reviews
REVISED. Kogure is the best three point shooter on the team. And he knows that he should not be. Set before the beginning of the manga. [One-shot]
Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/22/2004 - Complete
Gundam Fling reviews
Find it too tedious to watch all of those long, drawn-out episodes of Gundam Wing? Here's your answer. Accuracy not included (Ff.net temporarily yanked this story because the rating was too low, so I've re-uploaded it).
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/25/2004
Inverse: Or, the Slayers Frankenstein reviews
Proudly parodying Mary Shelley's novel Frankenstein, a la Slayers. Have you had your brain today? [On hold]
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,507 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1/4/2003 - Published: 4/12/2002
They Came, They Saw, and They Drank a Heckuva Lot reviews
Remus and Sirius say hello and have a slightly bizarre chat after the end of PoA. Then they get drunk, if not roaringly so. Basically a buddy fic. [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Prologuean Proportions reviews
FFIV - Just a drunken interpretation of the beginning of the game, up until our heroes leave Baron Castle. I'll admit I wrote this years ago, forgot about it, found it, and said what the hell, why not. [One-shot]
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2002 - Complete
Endless Schmaltz reviews
Sequel to Gundam Fling! Will the schmaltz never end? Will Bandai be able to continue selling its action figurines? That is the question. I'd really appreciate feedback on this one, since I feel it can use a lot of improvement. [One-shot]
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Complete
By Moonlight reviews
Kenshin ponders, weak and weary, in a shack by moonlight dreary. Then Saitoh comes in to discuss why there's a dead child over there. [One-shot]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/24/2002 - Complete
Being a Hero reviews
FF6 - Being a hero is definitely all it's cracked up to be, except when it's not. Edgar realizes that it sucks to be him. [One-shot]
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Complete
Adrift reviews
FF6 - My attempt at explaining how, with Edgar's help, Setzer decides it's worth it to gamble his life away for certain things and certain people. Square never did tell us why he bothered to stay with the party. [One-shot]
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Complete
Liberty, Equality, Brotherhood! reviews
Aside from witch-burning and head-chopping, Delita hasn't much to do once he ascends the throne of Ivalice. Fortunately, familiar others shall remedy his boredom. Watch out for senseless violence! [One-shot]
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/15/2002 - Complete
I Killed a Mockingbird reviews
BOF3 - A mockingbird is harmless and gives pleasure to all who hear its song. Nina and Rei discuss the merits of killing mockingbirds over a campfire. [One-shot]
Breath of Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/15/2002 - Complete