Lady Alyssahide bio
Author has written 17 stories for Horatio Hornblower, Lord of the Rings, Greek Mythology, Star Wars, StarTrek: Enterprise, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. Due to technical problems and other generalised issues, 'Bagenders' episodes will not be uploaded to FanFiction.net for the forseeable future, but new episodes (including a Christmas special and tribute to Tolkien's 111st birthday) have been written and posted to our website. |
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Bagenders: Series 2 reviews
The long awaited sequel...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/18/2002 - Published: 9/19/2002
World of Leather reviews
While Spike's asleep, Xander decides to take a closer look at his favourite item of clothing. Slash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2002 - Xander H., Spike
Acoustics reviews
After 'Sleeping Dogs' Malcolm is confined to quarters until he gets over his cold.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2002 - M. Reed
Mostly Useless reviews
Or: The Strange and Evil-Smelling Adventures of Crewman Ifans.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2002
Reproductive Instinct reviews
Obi-Wan v. Qui-Gon and the small children. Slashy, but not male pregnancy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2002
The Secret Diary of Samwise Gamgee aged 33 3/4 reviews
Sam decides to start keeping a diary and unknowingly begins to record all of the Shire's smut and gossip. Slashy themes, but no explicit filth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2002 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
Bagenders reviews
*NEW EPISODE* 2001 (in an AU) and the now immortal Fellowship are living in the house-share from hell. Now with 3 non plot-defining random slashy interludes. Random Dent would like to point out she actually exists.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,974 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002
The Driving Menace reviews
Anakin and Obi-Wan give Yoda a lift. Episode 2 fic, but no spoilers
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/25/2002
Last Words reviews
The last conversation between Bilbo and Frodo. Not slash. Warning: Spoilers and character death
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/9/2002 - Bilbo B., Frodo B.
The Brandybuck Curse reviews
Probably one of the first LotR male pregnancy fics. Merry/Pippin *slash*. Don't take it seriously. Chapter 3 finally written and uploaded.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2002 - Published: 2/2/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
25th March 1420 reviews
Sam and Frodo on the first anniversary of the destruction of the ring (slash and ROTK spoilers)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/24/2002 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
In Vino Veritas reviews
When Aragorn and Boromir get drunk together their real opinions of the rest of the Fellowship get out. Contains slash and swearing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2002 - Aragorn, Boromir
Crying at Weddings reviews
Set after the end of the book, Merry goes through some difficult times. *slash*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2002 - Published: 3/2/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
The Muses of Slash reviews
Not really mythology, per se, more of a modern updating for the nine muses.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16/2002
Fangirls: A Hobbit's Guide to Self-Protection reviews
With all the Fangirls' guides to hunting Elves and Hobbits, we feel they should be given a fighting chance...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2002
Shadow reviews
Aragorn/Faramir slash: Faramir thinks about his place in the world.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2002
Nocturnal Visits for Archie reviews
Weird cross-over. Xander mysteriously appears on the Indy and (implied) smut ensues. This is my first slash, be nice to it.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/18/2001
