Hi peeps!! I is Cattie :) I'm 16

I write mostly on psychfic under a slightly different name (iknow), so I don't have a ton of stories on here. Anyway, whatever, you probably don't care anyway.

I LOVE to read!! Especially mysteries! I am in love with the In Death books (Roarke and Eve totally rock my world!!) and the Crimes of Fashion series (Lacey Smithsonian is sooooooo awesome!!). I'm also pretty into the alphabet mysteries by Sue Grafton (I swear Kinsey is secretly my mom because they're so similar!).

I also love to write because writing is my LIFE!! (I'm writing a children's book!! Yay!!)

I LOVE to skate and am on a derby team (RMRP 4 evs!!)

I LOVE PSYCH!! If you don't, then... well, something's wrong with you.

Oh, and if you haven't noticed I'm also VERY energetic!!

I quote things incessantly, but only Hana seems to know where I'm quoting from.

Now for something fun!

Things to do at The Movies

1. When you are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit by that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Every time there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five seconds after it's said on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do you come here often?"

5. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed.

9. During the previews, yell out "Can you fast forward it please?"

10. Try to start a Mexican wave

11. Argue that no-one can sit next to you because the seat's already taken by your invisible friend.

12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the movie's twist.

13. Shout "look behind you!" at the actors.

14. Wear 3D glasses. Complain about how bad the effects are.

15. Every time someone curses, cover your ears and shout "oh the f-ing profanity!"

16. Hum the theme music.

17. Bring a flashlight. During the film, perform a shadow puppet show on the ceiling.

18. Go "Ooooooooooh..." whenever someone kisses.

19. Wear a huge fake afro wig, blocking the person behind you's view.

20. Shout out "Help, I'm a beautiful butterfly"

21. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

22. Inquire what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

23. Ask a friend to sit four seats beside you and to call you on your cell phone, answer after a few rings and start to talk loudly about any annoying subjects you can, or about the movie.

AJJ is officially the bestest person in the whole world 'cept God!!! She rules!!!!!

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some other blatantly obvious metal pole, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have seen a TV show so much that you can tell anyone what episode they are looking for just by hearing a little piece from it

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. (A couple are my sister's, but subtracting 5 Spongebob books still prolly leaves me with far more than 100)

93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you're the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday copy and paste this into your profile

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A post from me at twenty:

37 Secrets About Yourself.
Be honest no matter what.

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Many, many times

2) Where did you get your default picture?

To be honest, I don't even know what my default picture is. I was like 16 when I selected it.

3) What's your middle name?

Nicole

4) Relationship status:
Single

5) Does your crush like you back?

It's probable. I don't pretend to understand the way men choose women to date.

6) What is your current mood?

Annoyed because Andy is back on The Office, but entertained because my little brother is in town

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
I think it's pink... I don't feel like checking

8) What's color shirt are you wearing?

Grey, but I'm often in a blue karate gi

9) Missing something?

My mommy

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
I would bring $100 to Disneyland in the 70's, but I would try not change anything. OOO! OR I could go back in time and be my mom's best friend when she was in college

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what?
Panda, because they're awesome

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Yes, but I'm not going into detail

13) Something you do a lot?
Karate

14) The song stuck in your head?

None right now, but earlier it was "Steal My Show" by TobyMac, before that it was "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons, before that it was "Steal My Show" (again), and before that it was the song the dolphins sing in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
bowtiesarecoolamypond

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
Ashley Brillant (of Lizzie McGuire)

17) When was the last time you cried?
This morning (I'm kind of emotional when I don't feel well)

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yeah, but not since eighth grade. I was in a lot of musicals and plays growing up

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
I would fly. Teleportation would be cool, too, but I've had vivid dreams about flying

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their smell. Is that weird???

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

I don't really like Starbucks, but hot chocolate

22) What's your biggest secret?
I am a giant child who sometimes pretends to be a grown up

23) Favorite color?
Green

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
Yeah haha but it's okay because I work with kids

25) What are you?
A gemini? Human (as far as I know)... a girl? I'm not sure what you're asking...

26) Do you speak any other language?
Not fluently, but I can read some Spanish and French (and speak a little bit)

27.) What's your favorite smell?
First, I had to add the apostrophe, so fix your grammar. Second, probably... hmm... roses? I think roses.

28.) Describe your life in three words
Emotional, busy, pretty cool?

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Yes, more than once.

30) What are you thinking about right now?
Being kissed in the rain because that was the last question

31) What should you be doing?
Homework

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My dad

33) Do you like working in the yard?
Depends what I'm working on

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Hmm... Rose? I always liked that name... Maybe Butterlily for my mom hahaha (that's an inside joke)

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
Nope, he's a friend of mine

36) What is your natural hair color?
Reddish brown with natural blonde highlights (when it's sunny)

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
My dad. I live with him, and we sometimes fight

Bold are things I've done:

1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (a doll, but never my head)
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (mouth)

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37.Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair (No, but I did burn a towel with a straightener)
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jamb
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
101. Haven't realised there was no #13 or #59

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss/stick

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the colour pink

Go to your mom for advice

You consider cheerleading a sport

You hate wearing the colour black

You like hanging out at the mall

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures

You like wearing jewelry

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies

You don't like the movie Star Wars

You were in gymnastics/dance

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up

You smile a lot more than you should

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes

You care about what you look like

You like wearing dresses when you can

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne

You love movies

You used to play with dolls as little kid

You like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

Like being the star of everything

Total: 7

YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies

You love jeans

Dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team

Shopping is torture

Sad movies suck

You own/ed an X-Box

You played with Hotwheel cars as a kid

At some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV (only if the Olympics and Martial Arts count)

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice

You own like a trillion baseball caps (I would if I could, so I'm counting it)

You like going to high school football games

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards

Baggy pants are cool to wear

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors

You love to go crazy and not care what people think

Sports are fun (Karate)

Talk with food in your mouth

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total : 19

Girl Side: 6

Guy Side: 19

Hahahahha