Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. Not even the Togorians. And I don't own the places, or ships, or anything else you recognize from the Star Wars universe. I just made up the plot. Thanks for all your reviews. You guys are supremely groovy! Sorry it took so long to get this up--school is crazily crazy. Also, I love several of the suggestions that came across in the reviews. Some of those things may very well show up in future chapters...
For dinner we had yucky food, and Daddy only let us eat the stuff that had been cooked and no drinking stuff that has alc'hol in it. Jacen liked the yucky food, so I told him that he was very crazy. That made him laugh so hard that he spitted out his food. The monsters laughed too, but Mommy made us say sorry then go to our room.
At night, Anakin and Jacen sleeped in one bed, and I sleeped in the other. Only Anakin kicks, so Jacen came over and sleeped with me. I don't kick.
In the morning, Mommy came into our room and made us get up and get washed and get dressed. Daddy sleeped late because of alc'hol, I figured out, even though Mommy wouldn't say.
Then we ate breakfast without Daddy, and it was rations from the Falcon that Chewie getted for us. They were much boring and yucky, but Chewie grred at us, so we ate them all gone. Then Daddy showed up, still in his P.J.s and looking very sleepy. Chewie made him eat too.
Then Mommy told Daddy to go get dressed. So he left. And then Muuurgh came and said that the Jedi Master Luke Skywalker was here. I giggled, and told Muuurgh that his name was Uncle Luke. Muuurgh laughed again at me, which was rude.
Uncle Luke came into the room then, and Anakin ran over to him. Uncle Luke gave him a big hug. Me and Jacen didn't run over to him because you don't run over to people who might be mad at you. Uncle Luke picked up Anakin and gave Mommy a hug and kissed her cheek. If Jacen kissed my cheek, I think I would smack him.
"Leia, I thought I'd take the kids with me to Yavin 4. We can work on Jedi skills and that would give you and Han a vacation of your own," said Uncle Luke.
"Translation: then you won't have to convince Han to leave his beloved ship behind," Mommy said and laughed.
"That too," Uncle Luke said. "What do you think?"
"Sure. I could use a break," Mommy decided.
"Where's Han?" asked Uncle Luke.
"Hung over," Mommy answered. I wondered what Daddy was hunged over. Maybe a tree branch. "I told him to go put on some clothes."
"Lukie," Anakin said. He is too babyish to even say Uncle Luke.
"What is it, little one?" Uncle Luke asked.
"Jasa an' Jaya in big doo-doo," the little bantha fodder answered. Bantha fodder is a mean thing to call someone. Right now I am calling Anakin bantha fodder, but only in my head.
"Anakin," Mommy used her best warning voice. "Not now, baby."
"Annkin not baby," Anakin protested.
"Of course not," Mommy told him. "Now come on, sweetie, and we'll get your stuff and Jacen and Jaina's stuff together. You get to go with Uncle Luke."
"Lukie?" asked Anakin.
"Yes," Mommy said. "Now I think Uncle Luke wants to talk to Jacen and Jaina, so let's go." She pulled Anakin out of Uncle Luke's arms and they left the room. I did a gulp.
"Heard you were giving your mom some trouble," Uncle Luke told us.
"Yeah, and Daddy and Chewie and Anakin and Mrrov and Muuurgh and Mr. Threepio and you," I told him.
Uncle Luke shook his head. "And you used the Force without me—to hurt someone?"
Me and Jacen nodded. "But we're very, very, super sorry," Jacen promised.
"Why did you break the rules?" Uncle Luke asked.
"We were scared," Jacen said.
"Fear is your worst enemy," Uncle Luke said back. "Fear leads to the dark side."
The dark side is very much bad. It can make you an evil person. After you go to the dark side, it is very hard to be a good person again. Grandfather was at the dark side until Uncle Luke fixed him. But Uncle Luke can't fix everything. Sometimes the dark side people can't come back to being good. That's why we can't have anger, which is madness, or fear, which is being scared.
"Listen, my young Jedi," said Uncle Luke. "The Force is very special and difficult to use appropriately. That is why there is the rule that you can only use it when I am with you. That is an important rule. I need for you to follow it, all right?"
"Uh huh," me and Jacen said.
"Promise," Uncle Luke asked.
"Uh huh, we promise," me and Jacen said. Then Uncle Luke patted us on our heads and went off to chat with Mommy.
Only me and Jacen had a secret that we thinked at each other but didn't tell Uncle Luke. Because what if an evil monster came and tried to gobble us up? Or if somebody wanted to hurt us? We might have to make them stop with the Force.
So me and Jacen, very sneaky, did crossies. Crossies is when you make your fingers crossy over each other, so you can lie and not be in trouble. Just in case a monster 'tacked us. If there was no monster, we would follow the rules. It sounded like a good deal all round.
Mommy and Uncle Luke bringed out all of our suecases, which were invented by someone named Sue, I think, and then we put them all into Uncle Luke's ship that was not as pretty as the Falcon. And Mr. Threepio came out too and got in the ship. And then Daddy came out too. I guess he was all done being hunged over the tree branch. He looked sleepy and made me and Jacen stop playing Birdies, which is a real fun game, because he had a head rake. Anakin was very bossy to Uncle Luke and told him to pick him up. Uncle Luke did, even though if me or Jacen had been bossy, he would have been cross.
I went over to Uncle Luke and was curious at him. "Uncle Luke, why does Mr. Threepio have to go? He is a fussbudget."
Uncle Luke smiled at me. "He is going to see Artoo. I'll make sure that he doesn't fuss at you. Too much."
Mommy laughed. Then she talked at us. "Have fun, kids. Don't give your uncle Luke any grief."
"What's greeve?" Jacen asked.
"Trouble," Mommy answered back.
"But we'd never, ever, ever, ever do that!" Jacen said loud.
"Of course not," Mommy said, and smiled at Uncle Luke. "Just in case. And be nice to Anakin."
"Even when he is a rotten dummy?" Jacen asked.
"Even then," Mommy said.