AUTOBIOGRAPHY (kinda)

I am currently in Highschool trying to get past the boredom with Fanfiction.

Hetalia/ Durarara/ Baka and Test/ Katekyo Hitman Reborn/ Harry Potter/ Supernatural/ My Bride is a Mermaid/ Ouran Highschool Host Club/ Sword Art Online/ Fairy Tail/ Soul Eater/ Death Note/ Ao no Exorcist/ D.Gray-Man/ Kuroshitsuji/ Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief/ Naruto/ Kaichou wa Maid-sama/ Kotoura-san/ and Avengers fan, my favorite hetalian being Romano(Lovino Vargas, Southern Italy). I'm also into other fandoms, but their identities floated away in the abyss that is my mind.

I don't own the pictures for any of my stories, just my profile. If the creator wishes for me to take them down, I will. I also don't own any of the fandoms that I write for, sadly.

I prefer writing poetry and tiny (miniscule, actually) oneshots, though, fandom doesn't really matter. If it fits a fandom, then I upload it.

Meh.

Love horror and fluffy stuff all the same.

It is also inordinately sad how happy it makes me when I get a PM or a review. Favorites are like a warm cup of tea, and I love tea. Follows are always a welcome surprise too. Kinda like Santa coming in July, a little strange, but accepted with open arms. Especially since I don't really write chapter fics.

If you want, I can write a one-shot if you come up with an idea, message me, and give me your approval. Also, if you ever really like one of my ficlets or poems and want to turn them into a story, just message me. I really don't mind so long as you give me some props and tell me when it's done so that I can read it and appreciate that someone liked one of my little babies.

I'll probably drown myself with my tea due to the high I would be experiencing.

Holy, sweet, baby Cheeses. I was looking at my favorites and realized that I read some weird crap. Honestly, I need to stop doing all nighters.

Hmm, what else...

Oh! I finally uploaded something over a thousand words. I am overly proud of this fact! Yay me!

I also managed to upload a twoshot!

I also really like italics.

Hmmmm...What else can I share?...

I am also a high functioning sociopath and psychopath, so, that's something.*shrugs*

STATUS

Currently procrastinating over my homework.

Currently taking story suggestions.

Currently challenging myself to have a story for each letter of the alphabet. (2 to go)

Currently (and perhaps always) allowing adoptions and adaptations to any and all of my stories, with due credit and a message so that I can read it when it it's done.

Currently in the process of turning my lesser-loved stories into two-shots. Maybe even the more popular ones. *shrugs*

Currently attempting to update and edit previously submitted stories.

Currently trying to get caught up with POLL STORIES.

Currently collaborating with WrathBard for a very silly story.

POLL STORIES

This is where I will give you updates on the characters that I have written for from my poll, oldest to newest.

(Names will be written in the format of their origin country/nation.)

So far I have written:

Fuck This - Uzumaki Naruto's twoshot (where Jashin is totally the best thing ever)

Pipe Dreams - Uchiha Sasuke's oneshot (where peace cannot be reached)

Utter Depravity - Luna Lovegood's oneshot (where Blithering Hummdingers reign)

Rectify - Rokudo Mukuro's oneshot (where reality is meant to be escaped from)

Victorious Devastation - Draco Malfoy's oneshot (where winning is lost in translation)

Patience and Understanding - Sawada Nana's oneshot (where Nana is done with her husband's shit)

Bloodied Bulletholes - Reborn's oneshot (where hands are washed in blood and bodies decorated with holes)

Justification - Sawada Tsunayoshi's oneshot (where I totally named his sweet dog-owning neighbor after a demon-slaying sword from Ao No Exorcist)

Heroine - Hermione Granger's oneshot (where she does not bow to society's demands)

Little Star Child - Fuuta Della Stella's oneshot (where stars sometimes fall into the wrong hands and sometimes they don't)

Years Without End - Skull De Mort's oneshot (where longevity is not very enjoyable)

Cold Hard Cash - Mammon/Viper's oneshot (where money is absolute)

Zealots - Random District 12 Resident's oneshot (where backgrounds are not but an abyss meant for one to fall into)

Always Thought of Last - Inuzuka Kiba's oneshot (where loyalty falls to cunning)

PROMPTS

These are ideas that I have, yet know that I could never actually do any justice.

They are also up for grabs, so long as I get a message so that I can read them when they are done.

--This Cedric would be so set on not dying that they would either end up as a Slytherin due to self preservation or a Hufflepuff due to them giving their all at not dying again. I don't care what their original gender or sex was nor (if they end up in a relationship) who they end up with, though I would prefer if they did not end up with Cho.--

I had always liked to read, so I had read of the possible after lives. Mine ended up being the one that I hadn't believed in the least. Rebirth. I also ended up in a world that relied very heavily upon fucking up every scientific law that ever existed. Yay.

--This would be an Orochimaru SI-OC where the character is a very lazy, yet extremely brilliant scientist. Their morals will have been slightly skewed from having been killed by a close friend (for not having returned said friend's romantic feelings) and will have trust issues. They are also highly unmotivated and uninterested in anything that does not benefit them or that is deemed as taking too much effort. This of course excludes anything dealing with science, as this is their passion. I do not care if they have prior knowledge of the series, as they will be unlikely to care about following plot anyway.

MISCELLANEOUS

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and
6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and
little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait
for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy
forever.

AWESOME THING TO DO

28 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “You're racist against paper aren't you.”

8. When your teacher asks you why you didn't do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.

9. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”

10. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

11. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

12. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

13. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

14. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

15. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

16. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

17. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

18. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.

19. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

20. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

21. Talk to a pen.

22. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.

23. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

24. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

25. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

26. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

27. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

28. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"

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If you have ever read fanfiction for at least three hours straight, then wondered when it got so dark out, copy and paste this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you're still reading this profile, you ROCK! Show the world I approve and put this on your profile.

You know your a Hetalia fan when you hear the names Alfred and Arthur and think of America and England. Post this if you're one of those people.

If you're a Homestuck fan post this on your profile!

The Hetalia Pledge

I promise to remember Italy whenever someone mentions pasta.

I promise to remember Germany whenever someone says Wurst.

I promise to remember Japan whenever I see an Asian tourist taking pictures of brightly colored cake.

I promise to remember America whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac

I promise to remember England whenever I watch Doctor Who.

I promise to remember France whenever I see a rose.

I promise to remember China whenever I see Hello Kitty.

I promise to remember Russia whenever I see a lead pipe.

I promise to remember Lithuania whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Estonia whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Latvia whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Belarus whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother.

I promise to remember Ukraine whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs.

I promise to remember Sweden whenever I pass by an IKEA.

I promise to remember Finland whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'.

I promise to remember Spain whenever I see a tomato field.

I promise to remember Romano whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing.

I promise to remember Hungary whenever I see a frying pan.

I promise to remember Austria whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano.

I promise to remember Prussia whenever I hear someone say AWESOME!

I promise to remember Poland whenever I pass a Valley Girl.

I promise to remember Switzerland whenever I see a guy with a gun.

I promise to remember Liechtenstein whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair.

I promise to remember Turkey whenever I think about Phantom of the opera.

I promise to remember Greece whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat.

I promise to remember Egypt whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle.

I promise to remember Canada whenever I see pancakes.

I promise to remember Cuba whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream.

I promise to remember Sealand whenever I see a boat.

I promise to remember Grandpa Rome whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.

I promise to remember Germania whenever I see Legolas from LOTR.

I promise to remember Holy Rome whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.

If you like trains, copy this on your profile

I love what I do and do what I love, if you're like me copy this on your profile

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, copy this in your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy this in your profile.
If you know someone that should get run over by a bus, copy this in your profile
98 of the teenage population does or has tried the smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this in your profile.
If you love rain, copy this in your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and you're proud of it, copy this in your profile.
If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or both of these books series (Harry Potter, Twilight) copy this in your profile. Although I can live without Twilight -really-

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this in your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who will not say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend. copy this in your profile.
If you ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this in your profile.
If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this in your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or never mind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, HalfGhostPunk, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, Luthien Saralonde, Xiaahandrus, Starfire-chan521, kuaispeed, Vampiric Dragonrider, estrellita24, turtlehoffmann2251

If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you said "Awww" when you saw Puss in Boots do that "Big Eyes" thing in Shrek 2, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours

I wish to see Aslan shake his mane,
To help destroy Isildur's Bane,
To soar high upon a dragon's back,
To sail the seven seas with Captain Jack,
To take lessons with Professor Dumbledore,
To fight in battles until evil's no more.
All this I wish to do and see,
If I could just escape reality.
-Maethorelen
Post this on your profile if you want to escape reality!

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Liris, Meihua68, Jinmay-4-ever, Miss Ginny Weasley, SmartGirlD, JacobBlack'RAWR, Clumzylil'Pixiegrl10908, Glitterb1234, bananafreak97, UnderworldChick, Aduial Rana, littledragoneyes, Maethorelen, PhantomGirl17, estrellita24,turtlehoffmann2251

93% of american teenage girls would be having a mental breakdown if they saw Justin Bieber standing on a roof top, if you are part of the 7% that would be screaming "JUMP!" then copy and paste this onto your profile. XD

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are 'some actual labels on consumer goods (the fun part is that I didn't know most of this):

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (I didn't know people could operate one while sleeping, that's new).

On a bag of Fritos! :"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Wow, that's informational...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Nah, really?).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Ya didn't think of putting that on the top of the box!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really, wow...thanks for the warning...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (No, duh.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (If I didn't want that, I wouldn't be taking this.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Where else am I supposed to put them!?!?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Way to state the obvious.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Fly Virgin Airlines.

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I blame the parents.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Why would anyone do that?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile!

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” – Dr. Seuss

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you talk to yourself or fictional characters copy/paste this into your profile
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I read like 3 each week)

A real friend is that one that you sometimes want to kill, so if you have a friend like that copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like(d) going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun(I'm still bad at them though =3=)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.( Chapstick yo)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I only have four and actually use two)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Actually, I just really like candles (:0) The apple kind)
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

(Here's to embracing my masculinity!)

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
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If you love the music you listen to, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you believe Harry Potter might be real, post this onto your profile.
If the world was ending and you would be throwing a party, post this on your profile.
If you're straight, but have no problem with homosexuality, post this.
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If you'd rather have really good friends over a really good boyfriend, post this on your profile.
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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.
Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.
Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.
Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hogwarts has seen in a while.
Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.
Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.
Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.
Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.
James Potter … doesn’t believe her.
Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.
Sirius Black … killed by drapery.
Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.
Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.
Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.
Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.
Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.
Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins … will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.(I took a test and this was me, cuz Honeybadger don't care :3( I took another test and I was a Slytherin. Slytherin Hufflepuff = SLYTHERPUFF! ))
Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm,Pokegirl11, edwards-angel22,Remuslover101, Roza Anne, Guin Parris, princessyuki08, estrellita24, turtlehoffmann2251

If you have a crush on a book character copy and post this into your profile
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If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... you might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

*ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost (5/24)

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; people call her a slut and no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat; no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly; no one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a women bald, but they don't know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.

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1. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit more effort, you can be absolutely and perfectly impossible.

2. Sharks hug with their mouth.

3. The Zombies are coming! They're hungry for brains! Don't worry, you're safe.

4. My mind works like lightening...One brilliant flash and it's gone.

5. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

6. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

7. When life gives lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

8. HELP!! I got lost in my mind, it was uncharted territory...

9. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

10. The only way for people to meet your standards, is for you to lower them, a lot.

11. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

12: A computer once beat me at chess, but was no match for me at boxing.

13. Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!

14. To fail you have to try. To try you have to fail first to start again.

15. Do I know Sarcasm? Why yes, he's my best friend. I call him Snarky for short...

16. I'm not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…

17. Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

18. Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.

19. “I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”

20. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

7 reasons not to mess with kids

Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”

Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples.

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