To whom it may concern,

Welcome to my humble abode! This account is slightly dated (actually it's a relic from when I first got into reading and writing). There used to be multiple stories here (if you're new...be glad), I didn't really want to delete them merely because it's sometimes fun to see how far you've come but they were somewhat embarrassing so they're not around anymore. I don't really write fanfiction now but I do still enjoy reading it! I have a Wattpad account (if you're curious it's FallingStorms) as well but its content has been neglected as well, only to a slightly lesser extent. Honestly I haven't made any new stories public (the ones that don't suck near as bad) because well...I haven't finished any story yet and there's nothing worse than leading people on with the temptation of a story and leaving them hanging if they happen to like it.

A little bit about me:

I honestly can't think of anything beyond that but if you want to know more feel free to PM me on here or Wattpad. I don't really have a life so if you need someone to talk to because you're lonely or bored or mad I'm here. :)

Reading preferences/pet peeves:

Fandoms and Pairings (the main ones anyways):

~Iron Man/OC- As much as I love Pepper, I also love OCs and for some reason canon pairings are really difficult to get my attention. Tony is just great- his sense of humor is perfect and even though he can be a jerk, he's still somehow likable.

~Bucky/OC or Winter Soldier/OC- I just love this character and his back story! There's so much that can be done here...not to mention I feel like he deserves a lover after all he's been through.

~Captain America/OC- I have to admit to having a certain affection for people who are from a different time period, not to mention his manners are just amazing- who can deny his cuteness! It has to be done right for me to really really get into it but gee whiz when it is...(sometimes he is made out to be really annoying, please don't make him wimpy or completely stupid...yes he's from a different time but he isn't an idiot).

~Loki/OC- So I have to say Loki is my favorite character (tied with Tony though). The wit and whole idea of him is just UGH! So great. There's something so intriguing about his relationships and the inner workings of his devious little mind! Again, you have to do it right but...Good golly gosh is he great.

~Quicksilver/OC- He and his sister were so glorious! Their relationship was adorable and just great...it's nice to see family relationships established in movies in conjunction with romantic ones (not incest though *shivers*).

~Vegeta/Bulma- This is one of the few canon pairings I'll actually read given it's written correctly. While Bulma (and Vegeta to a lesser degree) have their annoying moments I like them so much! So much spirit and development.

~Vegeta/OC- Vegeta is one of my favorites (him, Future Trunks, and Gohan are amazing)! If it was up to me Vegeta would be the main character instead of Goku because, while Goku is great, he just goes nowhere. I've always thought Vegeta needed a companion just as tough as him!

~Trunks/OC or Future Trunks/OC- I feel like the show wasted so much of his potential by making him kind of pathetic and to be honest none of the characters in the series are worthy of him...I don't care for too many of the females BUT...

~Trunks/Pan- If and only if, Pan is as kick-butt as she should have been. They teased it at the end of Z then they ruined it! GT is just...an embarrassment.

~Gohan/OC- Okay so...Videl is meh. I don't hate her but I don't think she's anything special. In fact she's actually pretty annoying a fair bit of the time (at least in Z). Gohan needs a warrior woman or at least not one that's not a nag.

~George Weasley/OC, Fred Weasley/ OC, Twins/OC- Gosh, these two are probably my favorite characters. They're ridiculously charming and just good...It's difficult to pick between them, which is why I sometimes don't.

~Draco Malfoy/OC- He's a prat but I feel like he was so much more! I can't really hate him, I mean, you have to look in the environment he was raised in. If he had a good influence he could be awesome!

~Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger- I'm a recent convert here. I've encountered a few really well written ones (they're in my favorites list below, if you're curious) and I just ship them a lot now. Besides, Ron is okay but definitely not coming anywhere close to my top 20 favorite HP characters. And, I kind of love Hermione-- she's adorable and I like her character a lot.

~Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle- On a tangential note, I really like Tom Riddle pairings. Given, the relationship is not just straight up abusive. I enjoy complexity and even darkness but I put up with zero actual abuse things. Tom Riddle is an actual sociopath and I accept he's questionable but I'd like to think he'd seek a partner to be kind of his equal (hence why Hermione is good for him, in my opinion). So I enjoy Dark Tomione fics but I also enjoy gray ones. I'm fascinated with the twist where he's a professor or separate from Voldemort. (AUs are pretty neat too.)

~Sirius Black/OC- I hate that they killed him...he was also one of my favorites (there seems to be a trend here). And let's face it- the man deserves love probably more than anyone. He's had a crappy life. He needs someone who can match his awesomeness!

~Fem!HP/Various male characters- I really enjoy female Harry Potter fics, they're quite fun. Especially for the purposes of crossovers and the like. Super fun to play around with. (I have especially enjoyed HP crossovers with Vampire Diaries, True Blood, Twilight, Avengers, and LoTR/Hobbit-- if you look in the other sections you can get an idea of the men-folk I like and would enjoy pairings with.)

~James Sirius Potter/OC and Albus Severus Potter/OC- Such great potential! You can do so much with these...

~Legolas/OC- Please! Don't act like you don't like him. He's a freaking elf Rambo! He needs a lady who can dig the stick out of his butt!

Note: None of the others need anything...this story is just great all on its own! Aragorn/OCs are super hard for me to sit through because his romance with Arwen is just so soul wrenching. Gah.

~Itachi/OC- He needs happiness and that's it. Don't try to change my mind, thanks. WHY DO YOU DO THIS, ANIME?

~Gaara/OC- Seriously stop, anime. STOP HURTING MY HEART!

~Sasuke/OC- Okay so, admittedly Sasuke annoys me. BUT he can be okay.

~Neji/OC- He can be pretty great, honestly...But I'll never forgive him for Hinata.

~Emma/Hook (Killian)- This is my OTP, for sure. This is coming from someone very partial to OCs. I can't change this, like at all. They are too great for each other and I'm pretty sure my heart will always belong to Captain Hook.

~Dally/OC- Dallas is by far the most interesting character to me...he's just so cool. He tries so hard to seem apathetic and untouchable but he's just...

~Soda/OC- There's so much goodness in him...and Sandy doesn't deserve one iota of it.

~Two-Bit/OC- If you haven't noticed my preference for smart alecs yet...

~Godric/OC- If you watch this show don't pretend you felt nothing when he died! He had so much potential and they just killed him! He's so amazing and ancient- he could change so much and help so many people...if only someone had reached out to him! Imagine the things you could learn!

~Eric/OC- I don't see how Sookie picked "Beehl" Compton over this guy. Seriously. Guys. I love this character so hardcore, he plays it so well too! And the relationship he has with Pam and Godric is so beautiful.

~Godric/OC/Eric- These two men are so beautiful. And again, so many things to be learnt. Also...they're both amazing, why choose?

~Eric/Sookie- Only if the author does something about the telepath's personality! She seemed so amazing at first and then sorta meh-ed. Fix her and hell yes!

~Godric/Sookie- See above.

~Godric/Sookie/Eric- Shh, it can be amazing.

~Jasper/OC- Because, be honest, he had the coolest backstory. And his accent *swoon* Even if he does lamely sparkle, he's still a man's man.

~Paul/OC- Temperamental werewolf? Sooo cool. So much better than a pouty one (that's right, I don't like Jake!).

~Emmett/OC- I like Rosalie okay but she isn't the greatest (in the context of a romance, anyways: I actually super like her character). Emmett is a super cool teddy-vamp!

Note: I'll read some Volturi stories as well because I'll admit to cheering them on a bit more than Sir Whines-A-Lot and his open mouthed mistress. And the wolf pack are pretty great.

~Klaus/OC- Um, yes. He may be murder-y but, to be fair, if I had to be alive that long in a world of humans I'd be psychopathic too. I like Caroline (sometimes) but nah bro, he deserves someone better.

~Elijah/OC- YEAH! His sense of honor and family are just...such yes. They make him into such a unique character, I still haven't forgiven Stefan, Elena, and Damon for daggering him. HE SAVED YOU DIMWITS!

~Damon/OC- He's cool...when he isn't stabbing my favorite characters. He's way better than his creepy brother. He just gets on my nerves because...Elena.

*If you know any good stories that have any of these pairings hit me up, yo. I'm okay with certain crossovers too so...*

QUOTES:

(My favorites or the ones that hit me the hardest)

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." -Mark Twain

"The saddest part of the human race is we're obsessed with the idea of 'us and them' which is really a no-win situation, whether it's racial, cultural, religious, or political." -Dave Matthews

"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." -Socrates

"Too much agreement kills a chat." -Eldridge Cleaver

"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." -Robin Williams

"Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'" -Erich Fromm

"Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself - and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them. That's what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is." -Jim Morrison

"I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love." -Mother Teresa

"Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule." -Buddha

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." -Aristotle

"People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think." - George Carlin

"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist." -George Carlin

"Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things." -Winston Churchill

"There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle; you can live as if everything is a miracle." -Albert Einstein

"(Vizzini) He didn’t fall?! Inconceivable!

(Inigo Montoya) You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." -The Princess Bride

"(Josie) Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is." -The Outlaw Josey Wales

"(Josie) Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy." -The Outlaw Josie Wales

"(Hawkeye taking Duncan's gun away) In case your aim's any better than your judgment." -The Last of the Mohicans

"(Cora) You've complimented me with your persistence and patience, but the decision I've come to is this. I would rather make the gravest of mistakes than surrender my own judgment." -The Last of the Mohicans

“If the study to which you apply yourself has a tendency to weaken your affections and to destroy your taste for those simple pleasures in which no alloy can possibly mix, then that study is certainly unlawful, that is to say, not befitting the human mind.”- Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

“If he wants to be an asshole, it's a free country. Millions before him have made the same life choice.” -Margaret Atwood, Oryx and Crake

“They spent the first three years of school getting you to pretend stuff and then the rest of it marking you down if you did the same thing.” -Margaret Atwood, Oryx and Crake

“Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast was an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal form the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.

Toast is me.

I am toast.” -Margaret Atwood, Oryx and Crake

"Do I want to be a hero to my son? No. I would like to be a very real human being. That's hard enough." -Robert Downey Jr.

"However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at."-Stephen Hawking

"Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." -Dr. Seuss

"How did it get so late so soon? It's night before it's afternoon. December is here before it's June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?" -Dr. Seuss

"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." -William Shakespeare

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here." -William Shakespeare

"Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love." -William Shakespeare

"Reputation is an idle and most false imposition; oft got without merit, and lost without deserving." -William Shakespeare

"When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools."- William Shakespeare

“Life is a hell of a thing to happen to someone." -David Rossi, Criminal Minds

“No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks.” - Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It
declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to
administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and
was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the
majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember