I am kinda a boring person. Really I have nothing amazing about me. Except my ability to fuck with the Asians. It's really fun.(I'm also Asian not to be racist, but I'm talking about those uptight, smart Asians.)

Though seriously, this site has replaced Facebook.

Hetalia's really cool. I don't really have an OTP, but I have a lot of pairings that I love such as-

Prussia\Canada

America\Canada

Germany\S. Italy (Its adorable!)

Germany\N. Italy

Latvia\Sealand (Sealands like, 9 so he can't get a boner. Therefor he cannot top.)

Poland\Lithuania (Lithuania is to goddamn uke to top!

Sweden\Finland

Denmark\Norway

Russia\Canada

Denmark\Canada

Holland\Canada

Germany\Canada

and shitloads more but to tired to think. As you can see I love Canada, but he can never top.

NEVER.

I sometimes RP as Canada. I don't really have anything else to say.

I also like OHSHC, Bleach, Black Cat, Naruto, Azumanga Daoih, Vocoloid (not anime manga stuff but they still cool.), other shit. Probably way more but too tired to function.

Oh look at that flying narwhal!

I must go capture it, so last words are I hope ya like me work and other good shit!

Buh Bye!

P.S England sucks! And I absolutely HATE USUK. Burn it with fire.

P.P.S For some reason there is chocolate chips in my blueberry toaster waffle. Not that I'm complaining.

P.P.P.S Ok I no longer hate England. And while I still don't like USUK I will no longer burn it with fire. This is all do to the RAPE (Russia, America, Prussia, England) friends! On that note, while I still prefer Russia/Canada and Prussia/Canada, I can now appreciate Russia/Prussia. Though I still prefer the RAPE group as just friends. And the Bad Touch Trio is still number one in my heart. RAPE is just a close second. Third is the Bad Touched Trio (Canada, S. Italy, and England)

~Me

Afraid much?

Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
Agliophobia - Fear of pain. -
Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
Androphobia - Fear of men.
Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders
Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
Autophobia - Fear of being alone.

Total: 3

B
Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep places.
Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.
Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
Botanophobia - Fear of plants.

Total: 0

C
Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed publicly.
Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.
Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns. (Fuckin clowns...)
Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.
Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.

Total: 1

D
Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.
Domatophobia - Fear of houses.

Total: 0

Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.
Equinophobia - Fear of horses. (Have you ever seen The Brothers Grimm? Cuz if you did then you'd be scared too.)

Total: 1

G
Gophobia - Fear of marriage.
Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.
Gynophobia - Fear of women.

Total: 1

H
Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.
Hydrophobia - Fear of water.

Total: 1

I
Itrophobia - Fear of doctors.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.

Total: 0

K
Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.

Total:0

L
Lekophobia - Fear of the color white.
Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.

Total: 1

M
Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.
Microphobia - Fear of small things.
Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.

Total: 0

N
Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things
Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.

Total: 0

O
Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.
Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.
Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.

Total: 0

P
Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
Pedophobia - Fear of children. (hahahah pedophobia. Seriously children:Vile Creatures that will eat you.)
Philophobia - Fear of love.
Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid.
Podophobia - Fear of feet.
Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.
Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.
Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.

Total: 2

Scolionophobia - Fear of school.
Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.

Total: 1

T
Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
Technophobia - Fear of technology.
Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.
Tychiphobia – Fear of accidents.

Total: 0

V-Z
Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
Xenophobia - Fear of strangers
Zoophobia - Fear of animals

.Total: 0

End Total: 11, well thats not good :( I have this strange grudge against children, anything romantic, and failure. I was bitten by a horse once. It hurt more than glueing razors onto mah penis and having a sword fight with another guy with the same razor penis. (haha jk I'm a girl, just something my step bro said once) Also, whenever I sleep, I have the most fucked up dreams. Blood is a given, and so is clowns. Those goddamn demons from hell. Also, I have this weird thing about being touched, I can't stand it. And yet my friends are always touching me (those bastards...)Its weird cuz I can write about romance and stuff, but I'm shakier than something extremely shaky when I'm confronted with it. And thats why I'm asexual :)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social (I kinda am though...)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. ( I usually wear guys clothes so that counts right? )
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. ( Helps when I'm writing sex scenes. )
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. ( I kinda do though...)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. ( I do though!)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and be A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (Unless obvious canon, not my thing.)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (Psh, I'm not a person, IMMA NARWHAL!!!!)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm FRENCH, so I must eat snails and frogs.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problem

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
Total: 15

Your Girl Side:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner. (I like experimenting with different colors like green and red)
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport. (That shits dangerous man!)
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (Do dogtags and those rubber bracelets count?)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I'm more of a shorts person)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (I spend the hour showering...)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
Total: 7 I am really lacking in girly crap... Oh well.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have this weird scar on my knuckle. I can't remember where I got it.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Multiple anime posters, photo's I developed, pictures people drew for me, these four seasonal paintings, stickers, dents from when I hear something stupid and my head meets the wall, post its to remind me to do crap, ect...

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I apparently talk in my sleep and I also sleep walk. One time I woke up in my neighbors backyard.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Alternative, rock, dub-step, and ambiance. I fucking love ambiance. Its super chill. Listen to Kondor, Nitsua, Jemapur, Trentemoller, and Michita. Their music is orgasmic.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Never really gave a fuck.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? My step brother to get off of his xbox so I can go on youtube without him screaming at me to stop lagging him.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? That steak I ate for dinner.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My teddy bear Kumajirou. I'm unhealthily attached to him. I take him everywhere and its impossible for me to sleep without him.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Bout 5'8?

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Nope a dope.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Naw' I fucking love the dark! The only light I actually enjoy is sunlight so I tend to turn off all the lights in the house.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My best friend Tabitha. Buts that's because she sent me a really funny text and I laughed to hard.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don't really wear perfume, but I do like using this body mist stuff. It smells like lavendar. I used to use this one by frilly lilly that smelled kinda like candy, but the nearest store is in the USA and I don't have a passport.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I'm an asexual so it doesn't matter, but I always like seeing bright hair colours like green and purple.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I'm asexual. I don't get married silly!

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee is my life blood.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? I don't really like pizza but I like it with a shit ton of cheese.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Steak from The Keg. And gay bacon.

Where the crap did 19 and 20 go?

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? My stuffed polar bear Kumajirou. I got it when I was 11 and I gave a witness thingy to the police and the gave me a teddy bear!

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yet again, I'm asexual. It's impossible for me to like someone.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No...I'm not flexible at all...

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? The only brand name clothing I buy is either from Bench or Billabong or someother sporty brand and sometimes guess for my jeans, but I usually buy online from . I buy most of my jewlery there too.

Wherfore art thou 25?

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? No, but the stepmonster owns two dogs. I wish I had a cat.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Some sort of small dog breed.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Seeing as I'm asexual, that would be kinda hard.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? In a friend sort of way, listen and always be there for them.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: OVER 9000!!!!!!!

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETS? Bluenettes :D

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I usually text, but probably the step monster.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? When people hug me even when I say I don't like it, saying I love you after 2 days of knowing the person, when my step brother won't get off of his x-box, dressing up your animals, ect...

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Seeing as how I live in Vancouver, yes yes I have.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Cats. I fucking love cats. If I see a cat, I'll immediatly stop what I'm doing and go pet it and lovey dovey shit like that. Sometimes I'll stay there for an hour and when I leave it always hurts my heart. I'm probably gonna be one of those cat ladys.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? One of my best friends starred in a My Little Pony commercial once. Does that count?

37. FIRST JOB? It was either baby-sitting or that one thing I'd rather not mention.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yup. Ended talking to the guy for an hour.

Why are there so many numbers missing?

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yeah, I had to get some stitches.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? I was stuck on the floor because my back gave out. It tends to do that a lot, and I'm only 14.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My hair because I died it bright green or my sense of humor. Or my pot brownies.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No, thank god.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Canon EOS 60D 18.1MP DSLR Camera With 18-135mm Lens Kit or an Army green Fancy Rabbit messenger bag from

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? None. Not only am I asexual, but children terrify me.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I'm named after a character in one of V.C. Andrews fucked up series which involves incest and rape and other shit like that. Thanks mom.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? All the time, when I can see any.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? I usually use whatever my grandma or stepmonster buys. So either this really cheap stuff that smells like strawberries or coconuts or this stuff that makes your hair really shiny.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Psh, no. It was really neat when I was in kindergarten, but then it got progressivly worse over the years.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? PENIS. Naw jk, I don't eat any meat at lunch. I usually have a pizza pretzel.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I'm a major nail biter, I pick at my sweator cuffs intil they're really worn out, I tap my fingers while counting to five, I run my tongue over my cracked tooth, I bite my arms and hands a lot, and I scratch the fuck out of my thighs. Not in a self harm kinda way, but whenever I'm nervous or scared, my thighs get really itchy.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Probably Lady Gaga. Its not that I'm embarressed, its just it looks out of place with all my ambiance music CD's.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? No, I would probably hurt my head too much from all that head to wall action that people I know tend to do whenever I say stuff.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not really. Though if you got a giant mole or wort on your face, I will stare at it.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I'm a passive aggressive son of a bitch so I tend to bottle shit up until it explodes. And when that happens, I take a walk and when I come back after an hour or two, I apologize to all who where involved.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My step monsters house. Or the forest, I tend to get lost in there and frolic for hours.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My stuffed lamb. His name was Lamb Chops.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 33.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Fuck no, Barney terrifies the shit out of me.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? I speak nothing but sarcasm.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? How bout some steak?

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Nothing goddammit!

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Won't say most of them because it gives away my name but here's a couple: Ying (mah Cantonese name), Shmeh (I have no idea where that one came from...), Yo bitch, Sexy Beast, Ass hole, Canada, Manada, Ho, ect. Aren't they cute?

67. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? I really like Panic! At the Disco, Skillet, Mayday Parade, Seether, Sick Puppies, Skillet, Pheonix (my fave band!), other bands that I'm too tired to remember, but I usually listen to chill music by Nitsua, Nomak, Michita, Jemapur, Float 11, or Kondor.

68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Modern Family, Vampire Diaries, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Diners, Drie Ins, and Dives, Iron Chef, Dora the Explorer, Robot Chicken, other crap. And thats not including the Anime. If it did..Then it wouldn't be a whole lot. I tend to read manga more...

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? Whats that? Is it edible?

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? I have multiple. They're maple walnut, mint chip, tiramisu, cookie dough, coffee, green tea, mango, coconut, and black sesame seed.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yup.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Does getting lost and running around for hours everyday count?

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? There is a 64, but I did notice that your missing over 9000 other numbers.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Neither me nor my dad own a car. We bus!

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? It don't matter.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Switching from Pheonix 1901, Kondor Meaning of Life, and Nitsua The Aftermath.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Iced tea.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Probably the step monster.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? If they smell okay?

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Kondor Meaning of Life or Nitsua The Aftermath.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Little Children.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? July, my birthday month.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN: Leo. my sign.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Bright green, thinking about dyeing it purple.

86. EYE COLOR? brown

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Does shrwarma count? Cuz the guy who makes mine does it really fast. If it does count, then Babylon Cafe.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? I WANT TO HAVE SUSHIS FISH FLAVOURED BABIES.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Royco Cup of Soup on youtube. That video ruined my life.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Friday the 12 :3

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Air guitar?

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? DEMOCRATS FTW! But seeing as I'm Canadian, I usually root for the Marijuana party.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? EPIC BROFISTS THATS WHAT.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? NEITHER CUZ I'M ASEXUAL!

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Shit tons of candy.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Don't own a car, but in the future I wanna own a Vespa.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Running with Scissors by Augusten Burroughs

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: I DON'T HAVE ONE I'M ASEXUAL. THOUGH ERRBODY WANTS A SLICE OF THIS.

I am not an activist for peace.

I am not a product of war.

I'm just an indifferent asshole who only cares about writing fan fiction, photography, and my teddy bear.

You have the right to not respect my opinion, but I also have the right to not give a fuck.

You don't like that?

Well look at all the glorious fucks I give!

Russia

America

Prussia

England

Bend over and take it.

MY DAILY ROUTINE

1. Wake up

2. Swag

3. Sleep

4. Repeat

Yeah I'm gonna be grounded...So I won't have a chance to upload or update anything.

TURNS OUT I'M NOT SO GROUNDED. BUT I DID TAKE THAT SEME/UKE TEST. APPARENTLY I'M THE CLUELESS UKE. I'M NOT AMUSED.