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Author has written 3 stories for Eyeshield 21, Naruto, and Vampire Knight.
Name : Kai
Age:College
Interests: anime & manga (varies from action, yaoi, shoujo, shounen, cooking and others), tennis, baking, going to the beach
Is not a grumpy person that hates everyone, I am a good person that is misunderstood and just doesn't want to grow up.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile) ;D
1. We have cookies!
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-
Pick up lines, responses. Add to it!
Man: Where have you been all my life
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man:I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and utogether.
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: I'm sorry--I got lost in your beautiful eyes.
Woman: Then turn around and walk away.
Man: Did it hurt...?
Woman: Did what hurt?
Man: When you fell from heaven?
Woman: No it didn't, but my eyes started to burn the moment I saw your face. That hurt.
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "FEMALE COMEBACKS"
愛 = Love
勇 = Courage
儒 = Wisdom
喜 = Happiness
怒 = Anger
哀 = Sorrow
樂 = Joy
慾 = Desire
悲哀 = Sorrow
友情 = Friendship
生命 = Life
暗闇 = Darkness
希望 = Hope
水 善 = Water
土 強 = Earth
火 烈 = Fire
气 和= Air
COUPLES THAT I LIKE and DISLIKE
Eyeshield 21: Sena with ANYONE [ Except for him with Mamori and other couples i don't like for example HiruMamo.] P.S. I LOVE FEMSENA STORIES!!!!!!
Yu-gi-yo: YUGI with ANYONE Dislike; too complicated to say really
Skip Beat: Kyoko & Ren or KyokoMulti
KHR: Tsuna and anyone, mainly Tsuna X Adult Reborn, Hayato, Hibari, and Takashi
Naruto: NaruSaku, SasuSaku, everyone having a fight for sakuras heart (tenten&lee- choji/Kiba&ino- hinata& Shino/Kiba)
Bleach : Ichigo/Orihime - Rukia/Renji - Gin/Toshiro Dislike ( rukia with ichgo really )
One Piece : Nami with Luffy, Zoro, and others
Harry Potter: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione
Fave CrossOvers_ SAKURA MULTI XXXXDDDD
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).
Go for it!
SCROLL DOWN!
STOP!
Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed
a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God...
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