Lady Kryptonite is a busy high school student struggling to juggle grades, her social life and fickle muse. She writes when she has time or serious inspiration hits and has been a bookworm since her crib days, though she still considers herself a hopeless amateur in the wonderful world of writing. She is often lazy and dislikes having to spellcheck her stories. Consequently, she is continually horrified when she re-reads her work to find that her fingers do not always type out what her brain says, ruining everything she once loved. She is generally slow at updating, as writing anything takes an obscene amount of time and effort for her, so oneshots are usually are what is produced. She writes most when struggling through her bitter Canadian winters and loathes her arid desert summers and the wretched lack of hot chocolate.

She is very friendly and likes to make friends! Drop her a line.

Dear Fanfiction.net. Have you ever read Fahrenheit 451? I believe it may help you with the rage you are receiving from many of your users, myself included, where they liken your inane guidelines and immediate brutal account or story removals equivalent with book burnings. Once deleted, a story may not, as I have found out, be retrieved, and with no backup for the story on my computer, your intellectual property is lost forever.

Here are some rules you may want to review as Fanfiction's guidelines have overstepped the boundaries and liberties all writers should have.

1. I've had my story deleted for a "you based entry" which implies an interactive story with the reader. Self-narration by the speaker of the story, it seems, falls under this rule.

2. Detailed descriptions of physical interaction of sexual or violent nature. So no heads being graphically split by an axe or steamy encounters with Mr. Tall Dark and Handsome. Sensitive sensibilities you see.

3. No non-historical or non-fiction. I believe that means no original characters, though correct me if I'm wrong, I may very well be misinterpreting it again.

Update:

Upcoming: Working on a sort of Sci Fi take with a series of connected oneshots between Sakura and Kakashi. I'll post them sometime soon, as I decided to finish the work before I post the chapters, so I can give you guys regular, reliable updates.

Reviews - I read every review I get and they make me so happy it's weird. But often I forget who people are and what chapters they have commented on, how many times, what they said, ect. I feel bad that I cannot appreciate them specifically at the end of chapters, so instead I will say thanks to everyone. I hope no one feels slighted, if they have followed me through everything, please know that their comments are extremely appreciated, and my lack of response is not due to them, but rather my memory.