Hello readers!

Behold my account in all of it's subpar glory! I realise that this is the part, where I say stuff about myself and the fandoms that I most enjoy, but I feel that will become obvious by the fics that I write. Plus i'm lazy and not big on sharing.

I fully expect to receive scathing reviews, from various heathens that don't understand my artistry. English is my second language, so I realise I may suck sometimes, plus i'm really not that sure how commas work in your language and I tend to abuse them.

Basic info: I'm a girl(despite my love of anime, sci-fi, and crude language.) and a practicing martial artist that takes her training...lets just say seriously. I'm convinced that by combining free running with martial arts and throwing stars that I can become a vigil ante by the name of Nad-Smasher!

I also have recently discovered a love of guy on guy action. As men are made to be used and objectified by women I find that this pleases me. I have a very screwed moral compass, and this may become obvious in my writing, along with my weird assed opinion of what counts as 'cute'(Veloceraptors).

Reviews are very welcome, but if you ignore my warnings and complain, or just flame me for no reason, then please know that i'm a petty vindictive b*tch and will take vengeance upon you.

However, as long as your criticism is constructive, feel free to tell me I completely suck. As long as you tell my why i'm terrible it's fine, because then I can improve. Pesonal growth is a beautiful thing.