HELLOOOO PEOPLE! Killatfirstsight here!

Here's a new story for my lovely readers out there, I've been meaning to try this out sooo:

AKATSUKI x SAKURA!

Yeah, I was brainstorming for little sister but then this came to me when I was brushing my teeth . . . THE POWER OF TOOTHPASTE! MWUAHAHAHAHA!

Anyways!

Onto the story!

Me: Disclaimer please!

Hidan: THE FUCK!-? WHY DO I HAVE TO DO IT!-?

Me: cuz you insufferable little troll, I want you to!

Hidan: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING LITTLE!-? YOU'RE THE FREAKING MIDGET HERE!-!

Me: FUCK YOU! NO NEED TO BRING MY HEIGHT INTO THIS!-! BLAME GENES! GENES!-! AND JUST DO THE DAMN DISCLAIMER!

Hidan: FINE! If it'll get your ass to shut the fuck up. Killatfirstsight doesn't own any of this shit.

Me: Was that so hard now?

Hidan: Midget bitch. . .

Me: I'll pretend I didn't hear that! –smiles—

Chapter 1: Kidnapped . . . ?

"TAKE THAT YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" A tall sliver headed teen yelled out as he delivered a punch towards an unsuspecting male.

Yuuga Hidan, an eighteen year old who worshipped a god called Jashin and has an extreme passion for cursing. He had purple eyes, and slicked back silver hair. He wore a black v-neck top, and his Jashin necklace. He also wore jeans, and converse.

"Was that really necessary? Kami I can't believe were related." Kakuzu drawled out grabbing a fallen wallet, he smirked when he found it was filled with cash.

Yuuga Kakuzu, Hidan's cousin, eighteen years old. He was known for his love of money and fighting. He has green eyes, and shaggy dark brown hair. He had stitch tattoos all over his body. He wore a black t-shirt, black jeans and combat boots.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP KAKUZU YOU MONEY WHORE!" Hidan yelled a string of curses coming out of his mouth directed towards his cousin.

"Cheh, a bunch of weaklings un." A blonde boy sneered as he kicked one of the unconscious bodies to the side.

Iwa Deidara, a sixteen years old artist with his golden blonde hair tied up in a high ponytail, with a bang covering his left sky blue eye. He wore a dark blue t-shirt with 'Art is a bang!' caption on it in big bold letters. He also was wearing slightly skinny jeans and vans.

"I say this was all a waste of time." The bored voice of a red haired teen.

Akasuna Sasori, a sixteen year old artist as well, he had shaggy red hair and deep brown eyes, he was wearing a dark green shirt with a black hoodie on a small red cloud ever present on the edge. He wore black baggy pants and converse.

"Yay! Senpai! Look Tobi got six of them!" A bubbly voice called out running around in circles.

Uchiha Tobi, sixteen years old the youngest of the group, he had spiky black hair, and onyx eyes, though his left eye was covered by an eye patch. He wore a blue superman tight t-shirt, jeans, and blue converses.

"Tobi please shut up." A tall dark haired male sighed as he watched his younger brother run around jumping over bodies as he went.

Uchiha Madara, the older brother of Tobi, eighteen years old with long black spiky hair, deep red eyes, his right ear pierced, he wore a black long sleeved shirt with a white under shirt peeking out, and he wore skinny jeans and black vans.

"Hai, Aniki! Ne, ne Itachi-senpai! Did you think Tobi was good? Tobi punched the bad man good right?" Tobi asked bouncing over to a stoic dark haired teen.

Uchiha Itachi, younger and older cousin to Madara and Tobi, seventeen years old. He had long shoulder length hair which he always kept tied up to the base of his neck, piercing red eyes. He was wearing a long sleeved black button up shirt which was rolled up to his elbows and had the first two buttons undone, he wore black jeans and black vans.

"Hn." He nodded not even sparing him a glance as he made his way over to Madara who was currently leaning on a wall.

"Aww, come on Itachi! Have a little fun! After all these sound brats prepared a large bunch for us!" Kisame snickered as he looked over the number of unconscious bodies.

Kisame Hoshigaki, seventeen years old, He had pale skin which had blue tint to it. He had spiky dark blue hair; he wore a grey shirt and black pants and converse.

"Yeah, fifty to ten was hardly fair." He smirked. "For them." Followed by a maniacal laugh.

Zetsu, an eighteen year old with personality problems, he has shaggy green hair, his eyes were a deep shade of gold. He wore jeans and a forest green t-shirt and converse.

"Akatsuki" All eyes turned towards an orange haired male.

Pein Nagato, He had spiky orange hair and dark gray eyes, and a lot of piercings. He was wearing a gray long sleeved v-neck with the sleeves rolled up, black pants and converse.

"Seeing as sound has openly declared war to us," Pein's face remained blank but his eyes displayed amusement. "And lost, tomorrow we go visit them to . . . collect our prize."

The group openly smirked at the statement.

"HELL YEAH! THOSE SOUND FUCKERS ARE GONNA DIE!" Hidan yelled swinging a bat around.

"Akatsuki, we go." The group prepared to depart that was until a large group of men wearing identical black suits and sun glasses surrounded them.

"What the fu—"

"Yuuga-sama," A tall blonde woman stepped up, she was in either her late twenties or early thirties, and she was wearing a dark gray business suit and black pumps, removing her glasses revealed icy blue calculating eyes.

"Shit" Hidan cursed dropping the bat and trying to hide himself behind their small group.

All Akatsuki turned towards the two cousins' confusion evident in their eyes. 'Sama?'

"Which one?" Kakuzu asked slouching slightly, not hiding the irritation he felt.

"Ahh, Kakuzu-sama you are here as well." The blonde smirked and walked up to the two.

"It's been awhile, Naomi-san." Kakuzu sighed and side stepped revealing a heavily sweating Hidan.

"Hidan-sama, there you are!" She smiled brightly and approached the silver headed teen. "And here I thought you were gonna make us look for you again!"

"Shut up you bitch! I aint going anywhere with you and your gay ass troop!" Hidan yelled balling up his fist readying to fight.

"Uhh, excuse me. . ." All eyes turned towards Kisame who awkwardly raised his hand. "What the hell is going on here?"

The woman called 'Naomi' stared at him and the rest of the Akatsuki for a good minute before smirking to herself.

"Hidan-sama, Kakuzu-sama! We could include your little friends as well." She smiled and motioned for her companions to close in. The Akatsuki tensed and readied themselves to fight once more.

"Naomi-san," All eyes turned towards Kakuzu who was massaging his temples in an annoyed manner. "Must you always resort to violence?" He asked walking away from the group and into an awaiting limo.

"KAKUZU YOU FUCKER!-! I JUST TOLD THAT BITCH I AINT GOING ANYWHERE WITH HER!-!" Hidan yelled throwing the bat towards the retreating form of Kakuzu which he easily caught.

Kakuzu sighed and looked over to the rest of his gang. "Leader-sama," He addressed Pein with his accustomed title. "They mean no harm, if you would just step into the car, I'll explain everything to you." Pein nodded and followed him into the car followed by the rest of the Akatsuki.

"Aww, Kakuzu-sama! I just wanted to have a little fun!" Naomi giggled and looked over to the enraged Hidan with a smirk. "Hidan-sama?"

"WHAT YOU CRAZY BITCH!-?" He yelled glaring at the blonde.

She giggled once more. "It seems that your friends are more cooperative than what they seemed," She smiled and tilted her head to the side. "So why don't you be a good boy for once and follow their example, ne?"

"FUCK THAT YOU BITCH! AND FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITH YOU!-!" Hidan snarled, charging at her.

Naomi let out an exasperated sigh and watched the nearing Hidan ready to punch her. "I thought after all these years you would've at least matured." She sighed once more. "Oh well, at least you never cease to amuse me!" She giggled and snapped her fingers. In a flash Hidan was being charged by dozens of men rendering him powerless and they bound him with a rope—tightly—they opted to gag him but decided not to seeing as Naomi was laughing her ass off as Hidan rolled around repeatedly cursing her.

"AHH!-! YOU BITCH GET ME OUT OF THIS!-!" He glared at Naomi who finally let her laughter die down to giggles.

"Now Hidan-sama, would you be a good boy and join Kakuzu-sama and your other friends in the car—""LIKE HELL I WILL!-!""—or will you be naught, that I'll have to use this stinky gag on you and have you stuffed in the trunk?" She asked sweetly, smirking as Hidan stopped moving all together and glared at her.

"Bitch!" He yelled.

"Well Hidan-sama?" She crouched down in front of him and smiled "What will it be? Car or trunk?"

"…"

And thus the Akatsuki ended up sitting in a limousine going who knows where with Hidan bound and gagged struggling in the trunk.

"Okay, Kakuzu" Pein started leaning back his eyes focused on the green eyed male "Care to explain as to why we are being transported to somewhere by someone we do not know?"

"Yeah! And what was with the 'Yuuga-sama' crap, un?" Deidara asked leaning in with interest.

"To start things off, that crazy woman who . . . kidnapped us was Naomi Arata, the head of Yuuga family's security." He said. "And to as where were going, probably to our home." He sighed running a hand over his face.

"Okay . . . but what I don't get is why the use of force?" Madara asked crossing his leg over the other.

"You see, Hidan is really . . . difficult in terms of going home," He sighed. "One day he just got up and left, Ojii-san and Obaa-san were . . . worried and asked me to 'watch over the little piece of shit before he seriously fucks up and get himself killed' or as Ojii-san said."

"So we're going over to you place?" Kisame asked.

"Yup."

The whole car fell into silence the faint sound of Hidan's banging was the only thing heard.

"YAY! WE'RE GOING OVER TO HIDAN-SENPAI AND KAKUZU-SENPAI'S HOUSE!" Tobi yelled bouncing in his seat.

"SHUT UP TOBI UN!"

And so the bickering started once more.

Sooo what do you think?

Gonna be better the next time! Promise!

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