Fire and Ice

Some say the world will end in fire;
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

Robert Frost

Hee. C's favorite poem. Sorry. On with it, now. :)

Hellloooo! I'm Lucretia the awesomest person on this fanfic account!!!! I am geeky and nerdy and totally lame, but your still reading this so I must be pretty cool. Right? I have a big head!!!!!!! Anyhoo like all of us here I love to write and love reading, put the two together and whatya know, a whole bunch of new characters that you will never read about in the books themselves, so that is probably what I'll post. Everyone thinks I'm crazy, and well, I most likely am. But even so don't discrminate. My insanity doesn't affect my writing... a lot...

Hi! I am the second half of this duo! Me = Caseyandra! Here are a few things about myself, but you don't probably care, but I don't care that you don't care, so... here goes:

My favorite book series are Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, and Percy Jackson.

Edward and Bella annoy me to no end.

Fang is a dumbass (so obviously I am NOT a "FANGirl"). However, I am a supporter of Fax.

Dylan wasn't too bad in the sixth MR book, but now he is just a sarcastic jerk (this series took a downward spiral... it is very disappointing...)

I also like the Witch of Blackbird Pond, Once A Witch, Once and Twice Upon A Marigold, Love Among the Walnuts, Heat Wave, Sabriel, The Help, Les Miserables, and the classics we are reading this year in English (The Great Gatsby, Fahrenheit 451, The Scarlet Letter, etc.).

I LOVE music. My favorite bands are Coldplay, the Killers, and a bunch of 80s rock bands. I am pretty flexible when it comes to music, though.

My favorite HP ships: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, James P./Lily Evans P., Rose/Scorpius, Alice L./Frank L., and some Remus/Tonks. I LOVE CANON. Nothing else.

Eggy HAPPENED (I knew it!!!)

I love turtles and giraffes. Just saying.

I collect quotes, so any you have are much appreciated!

I now officially have a favorite TV show. Yeah... it's Criminal Minds (Although I do appreciate Friends, NCIS, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, and The Bates Motel. Pretty much cop shows).

I think a lot of writers are deprived of reviews, so I normally review every piece I read, whether I hate it or love it. Don't expect a lot of extremely constructive critism, though- I am really bad at giving advice. However, if there is something that's really bothering me about your story, then I'll let you know, but I won't be like Gru from Despicable Me: "This is literature?":) (If you want me to review, eliminate bad grammar from your summary because I am a total English freak. If you don't want to spend time quickly writing a decent summary, than I'll assume your story will have a lot of mistakes, and I don't look too kindly on that. Get an editor if that's your weakness! Heaven knows Lucretia needs one! :) Ha, ha, kidding L). (L is going to get you C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By the way is that any way to treat the person who is letting you share her profile and spent an hour typing your story, C hand wrote it. But I do agree with what C said, except for the editor thing... ok especially the editor thing, I'd die without spellcheck:)

Well, that's it right now. Thanks for letting me rant.

See, one thing you should learn about me (Lucretia), is that I'm not to be outdone! So here we go:

First off, I agree with everything C said

I love Fax and Facts (C likes fax, but eggy even more!)

Eggy will prevail!!!! (C agrees, DUH!!!)

It's not Dylan's fault! give the poor guy a chance, and I do NOT mean with Max!!!! (See the story about Damon *Story of the Scarred, Lost, and Refused* check it out!!! It does have a little bashing, too, for all of you Dylan haters, but that's not what you will come away with in the end. Wow that was way too long!)

I will never be outdone.

I am more awesome than C even dreams to be (C scoffs) (L sticks her tongue out at C and resents her intrusion upon L's section of the profile :)). (C believes she can edit any part of the profile she wants, thank you very much). ;P (Yeah, well... L doesn't think C can... Ha!)

Horses are cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So yeah...

Hey! If curiosity killed the cat and every cat has nine lives, does that mean that it takes nine instances of curiosity to truly murder a cat? Just curious...

We would also like to please ask that if you try the stories of one of us, you at least give the other a chance. If you don't like her style, then that's fine, but thank you for at least trying it!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Nova Ride, Just_a_Raindrop76e, Lucretia-Caseyandra

Well, that wasn't short, wasn't sweet, and was far from the point (what was the point?) But we don't really care. We might add more to our profile(s) such as quotes, copy and paste crap, or whatever the hell we want, so it will probably take up your time and waste some of your precious life. Thanks for visiting!!! Here (finally) are our less-than-perfect fanfics! (We will tell you if we co-authored, or if we wrote the story by ourselves- thanks!)

:)lalalalala... singing's cool... try it!! ;)