hey, i love fanfic from many different stories and shows. mostly harry potter, maximum ride and stargate sg1. i love romance fanfiction because well, who doesnt?!

Ships i love:

Harry Potter:

Lily/James

Remus/Tonks

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermoine

Draco/Hermione

Maximum Ride:

Max/Fang

Iggy/Ella

Stargate SG1:

Sam/Jack

Daniel/Janet

Daniel/Vala

Leverage:

Nate/Sophie

Parker/Hardison

Ships that should sink:

any and all slash

Harry Potter:

Harry/Hermione

Anyone other than James/Lily (they are made for eachother)

Maximum Ride:

Iggy/Nudge (its just weird shudders)

Stargate SG-1:

Sam/Pete (Pete can go die a horrible painful death while i watch with a smile...)

Daniel/Sam (BEST FRIENDS NOT LOVERS... its just weird...)

Leverage:

Parker/Elliot (GAG)

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Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various

experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was

a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe

from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway

down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking

for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was

walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day,

she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling

overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help

this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police

asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man

she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man

one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she

wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you

know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...

Okay, maybe its just me but could someone PLEASE explain why when a story says COMPLETE everyone thinks it's a good idea to add it to story alert? any one understand that? really, no one? what a shock.

A friend will give you a cookie, but a best friend will share the whole damn box.
— Unknown Wise Person

A friend is someone you tell your stories to, a best friend was in all those stories.
— Author Unknown (STORY TIME... princessrainbowflower that was for you)

When somebody hurts your feelings, ordinary friends say, "Are you Ok?" Best friends say, "I'll kill the bastard!"
— Unknown Wise Person

A friend is someone who you will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.
— Unknown Wise Person

Friends try to keep you from being a psychopath; best friends share the same retardation.
— Unknown Wise Person

A loyal best friend is someone who sticks up for you even when you're not there.
— Unknown Wise Person

Best friends are the siblings God chose not to give us.
— Author Unknown

A best friend in kindergarten is the one who sat next to you and let you have the pretty red crayon, when only the ugly black one was left.
— Author Unknown

Best friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.
— Author Unknown

my friend princessrainbowflower (don't ask about the name...) is an awesome writer. check her out =)

“Love is like Pi… natural, irrational and very important” ~Lisa Hoffman

"You like someone because, you love someone although" ~Unknown

now here are some funny quotes i have discovered in my time on this planet.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. -Whitney Brown

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

"I grew up in Brooklyn, New York. Whenever you go to Brooklyn you should bring your camera, because you will see things there that you will never see again... starting with your camera."~some motivational speaker guy who showed up at my school.

and because i couldn't help it... some stargate sg1 quotes.

Her'ak: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
O'Neill: You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard.

General Hammond: You ever think of writing a book about your military exploits?
O'Neill: I've thought about it. But then I'd have to shoot anybody that actually read it. pause That's a joke, sir.

Teal'c: "If I had killed you then, I would not be here now."
O'Neill: "Neither would I."

Daniel: This tastes like chicken.
Carter: So what's wrong with it?
Daniel: It's macaroni and cheese.

Daniel: Are you crazy? It's a paradise.
O'Neill: Yeah, sure, have an apple. What could happen?

Daniel: Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music.
O'Neill: Sex, drugs, and rock and roll?

O'Neill: "I serve at Stargate Command under a General Hammond."
Bra'tac: "So this Hammond is a...?"
O'Neill: "Just a man. A very good, a very...bald...man from Texas."

Daniel: "Ah, this, this is a long story."
Carter: "Yeah, I'll bet."
O'Neill: "Tell us about it over sushi."
Daniel: "That's funny. I will, after I go get some sleep."
O'Neill: "Ah, home. Yeah, about that apartment."
Daniel: "Oh, you didn't!"
Carter: "The day after the memorial service."
Daniel: "Memorial service?"
Carter: "Colonel said some really nice things."
Daniel: "He did." (long pause) "He did?"

O'Neill: "Hey, Reigar? You know that 'we come in peace' business? Bite me."

O'Neill to another airman: It's a "Blast Door".
Got to have the air quotes in it.

O'Neill, upon learning that Apophis is still alive and attacked Chu'lac: "Son of a bitch!"
Teal'c: "Apophis must have transported off of Sokar's ship before it exploded."
O'Neill: "Well somebody's got to teach that guy how to die."

Urgo: Wait! I can be dull! Want me to be dull? What a nice shade of gray. How about some white bread with mayonnaise? Wanna watch golf on television?
O'Neill: Will you flip that switch?!

O'Neill about the Asgard: Usually they ask nicely before they ignore us and do what they damn well please.

Daniel: What's this?
Carter: This is ethylpropyl...
Daniel: Which is?
Carter: Nerve gas.
Daniel: Okay. Putting that back.

O'Neill: Now is the time for me to say something profound... okay nothing comes to mind. Lets do this!

Villager: I should warn you. No one has ever returned from the quest alive. If you value your lives, you would do well to reconsider.
Mitchell: We appreciate that, but that is quitter talk.

Osrick: This is it! The cave entrance. The Sangraal is located within.
Mitchell: It's too bad you won't be coming with us.
Ba'al: I thought I made it clear: you need me.
Mitchell: I wasn't talking to you.
Ba'al: Oh. Well, ah, allow me to get out of your line of fire.

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About my stories...

I like to think they're goodish but thats up to you really. I like to write fluffy stuff though sometimes I get serious, and um... yeah. haha I realized that I absolutely cannot write songfics though i can be inspired by a song. so Im sorry for all the people who wasted their time with a songfic I wrote. =)

If you want summeries than look at each individual story.

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