A/N: While this story is marked as complete, it, ironically enough, is not. And it probably never will be. All it is is a collection of short (and some longer) stories of how Daniel found out that Sam and Jack are together. I simply marked this story as complete because I have no further plans of regularly updating it. I'll keep posting stories as I come up with them, which might be three stories in a row or two stories over ten weeks. So, what I'm trying to say is that do keep an eye out for updates, as I'm sure they'll appear, sooner or later. Enjoy.

Daniel rounded the corner and immediately dropped his mug of coffee, spilling coffee all over his trousers. Jack turned his head and said 'Daniel.' Daniel didn't move. All he could do was to stare. 'Daniel,' Jack said once again.

'Jack,' Daniel responded.

'Slowly back out of the room, close the door and pretend you never saw this,' Jack said. Daniel was still staring, his face on of total disbelief. 'What… I mean… what?' Daniel stuttered.

'Daniel,' Jack said, his voice low and threatening. 'We'll speak of this later… off base…'

Daniel blinked several times, before turning on his feet and walking out of the room. Jack turned back to Sam and muttered as he kissed her: 'Daniel has the worst timing…'

Sam laughed.