Hi I'm Evie! Read my stories!

Happiness...Short Stack (if you haven't heard of them, look them up!)...Summer...Harry Potter...Shopping...Food...Paris... Shaun Diviney... Ron Weasley...Sunny weather...Australian accents...Bacon...Jews...Maxiumum Ride...Potter Puppet Pals...Shane Dawson...Pizza...Florence and the Machine...Lady GaGa...Fang...Two Door Cinema Club...Short Stack TV...Funny cats...Lipgloss that smells like ice-cream...My Chemical Romance...Twitter...Barbeques...Facebook...Youtube...Katy Perry...The Temper Trap...Poppinng bubble wrap...Laughing at nothing...good hair days...playing a good song over and over...a book you can't put down...watching another stunning sunset...fresh air...everything in balance...the weekend...chocolate...flirting...watching a trashy feel good film...catching up with an old friend...a long hot shower...swimming in the rain...days off...your favourite jeans...lying on the grass with the sun on your face...friday...driving with the wind in your hair...walking on the beach...finding money...free stuff...meeting new people...the smell of rain...setting the clocks back an hour...the crunch of snow under foot...walking barefoot on warm sandy beaches...climbing oak trees...getting lost...ducking biscuits in tea...your last clean t-shirt...laughing until you cry...Halloween...The Black Eyed Peas...October...Robert Pattinson...500 days of Summer...Winnie the Pooh...Sweet Disposition...Formspring...Urban Outfitters...Christmas...Writing...Pull and Bear...Micheal McIntyre...Doing Nothing...Inside jokes...Surfer/skater dudes :}...Beaches...Rollarcoasters...February...Family...Friends...Life..

"Everyday is a fashion show and the world is your runway"

My ever-growing list of favourite quotes

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talents- Marilyn Monroe

One must work and dare if one really wants to live- Vincent van Gogh

Who gives a damn about the family you come from? No giving up if you're young and you want some- Mika

So what if it hurts me, so what if I break down, so what if this world throws me off the edge, my feet run out of ground. I gotta find my place, I wanna hear my sound. Don't care about all the pain in front of me, 'cos I'm just tryna be happy- Leona Lewis

Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for- Bob Marley

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best- Marilyn Monroe

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not- Kurt Cobain

You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something- Eminem

Tigers love pepper- they hate cinnamon- Alan Garner, The Hangover

What do tigers dream of, when they take their little tiger snooze,
Do they dream of mauling zebras,
Or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?
Don't you worry your pretty striped head,
We'll take you back to Tyson and your cosy Tiger bed,
And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug,
And then we're gonna give him a best friend hug,
Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug,
But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers
Well then we're shit outta luck- Stu Price, The Hangover

Nudge skipped off. How can someone skip at two in the morning? I'd be willing to bet that Nudge's father was the Energizer Bunny- Fang, Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

Nudge poured the stuff on the counter. She had gotten that vanilla-rainbow-box as well as vanilla frosting and rainbow sprinkles. It was like My Little Pony barfed on the counter.- Fang, Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"FANG, NUDGE! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!"
"YOU NEARLY KILLED HIM!"
"JESUS, FANG, YOU'RE A WANTED CRIMINAL ON TV! THAT IS SO COOL!"- Max, Dr. Martinez and Gazzy, Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"Hey Fang, I'm glad you're back. I sat on your laptop and no one can get it to turn on"- Iggy, Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

I took great delight in flicking the cockroach into the wall, where it left a mark that looked remarkably like England- Fang, Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"Do you know who we are?"
"Yes, you're the Black Eyed Peas"
"WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK WE'RE THE BLACK EYED PEAS?!"- Victoria, Random Boat Guy and James, Vampires Suck

"There'll be toilets, Hayley.' My friend Rebekah, when we realised there was no cafe at the top of the path to the zoo

He was backing a lot of talkword talk.
Talkword back is annoying.
No under can one stand it -Iggy, Another Form of Avian Bird Flu

"How you doin'?"- Joey, Friends

"That fake slap is so realistic! How do you do it?"
"Years of experience."
"CAN SOMEONE GET ME SOME ICE?!"- Joey, Actress and random girl, Friends

"Gum would be perfection." What was that? I could have said "Gum would be nice" or, "I'll take some gum", but nooooooo. For me, gum would be perfection. I LOATHE myself.' -Chandler, Friends

'I've been having really weird dreams since I started reading Harry Potter. Like, last night, I WAS Harry Potter, and you were there, but you evolved into Ke$ha...' My friend Hannah

"Evie, y'know what I smell? I smell prick. And it's DEFINATELY NOT the girl in front of me, so it must be you." My swearing friend Amy, while walking behind a girl who we hate

"They call me a lesbian emo chav? That's pathetic. And they think I'm going to turn you into a lesbian emo chav? Tomorrow I'm going to say when I see them, 'You know what I hate? Lesbian emo chavs. And I hate people who turn other people's friends into lesbian emo chavs. That really gets me'" Amy, talking to me about some girls in my class.

"Hopefully, I can inspire you to give the FINGER to the critics and f*ing be yourself" Ke$ha

"It's like when you're in maths..."
"Evie, you're a Protestant jew, when are you in Mass?" Me and Rebekah, very late at night

"I'LL INTRODUCE MYSELF AS BULLDAWG" Me

"I carried a watermelon" Baby in Dirty Dancing

"Man love rules ok"

"I am not peeling the squirrel!"

"Riots R fun"

"I didn't torture the chicken!" Edwardo in The Social Network

"In second place, the not at all stupidly named Aural Intensity" Sue Sylvester, Glee

"If you're not dead, why do you smell so bad?"
"I appear to have shat myself" Kelly and Nathan from the Misfits

"You're funny, I think I'll keep you." Me to Rebekah

"Never say goodbye, because saying goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting" Peter Pan

"LOVE LIFE EVIE! Shit, it's just gone out." Amy, when the tiny fire she lit went out.

"Good things happen to those who wait. I'm a patient person, but this is taking the piss"

"Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we cry? When we dream? Or when we kiss? Because we know the best things in life are often unseen"

"I like your beard" Ke$ha

'As I sat there, panicking, what happens if she eats me, what will my mummy say?? Oh I was not born to go through this crap, I shall stand up to her and say that I was no laim kid, no, I wasn't no fool, I wasn't going to...I can't do this. I turned to beffer for life Tim, and told him that I was scared, he just grunted, WHAT TYPE OF A BEFFER IS HE? No Chrimbo pressie for him...'- An extract from my best selling autobiography 'Licking the lid of life', the Evie Moore story

"I like apple crumble" My friend Tim

"I got a D minus in a piece of coursework today"
"Wow, D minus?!"
"Yeap! First D minus ever! I'm lovin' it! D MINUSNESS! D MINUS FOR THE WIN!" Me and Anna

"DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN?!"
*Nods while laughing*- Jamie and Me

"I quickly sent Lois a note. 'Why does she not want me to know?', to which she replied 'Because she doesn't trust you', to which I replied 'That's crap! She tells Katie everything and Katie tells you and you tell me and Leah, so basically, she "can't trust" any of us', to which she replied 'Yes I see your point', to which I replied 'Well, I already know! So she can suck on that for f*k's sake!' "- Another extract from my autobiography

"Tootsy pop isn't a swear word"- Jamie

"You smell"- My dad to my little sister

"Lick it. No, don't lick it"- Jamie

"Give me money or I'll cut your throat as you sleep"- Jamie

"I'm a burger. I need an airport"- Me

"My burger doesn't fit in there right"- Me

"I CAN use the machine, I CAN!"
"Evie, you're putting it in the wrong side"- Me and Jamie

"Slop"- Hannah

"The...Biscuit of Brotherhood"
"The sausage of sensitivity" -Jamie and Me

"George always gets his kiss"- Jamie

"Now Harry, I'm sure you know all about muggles. Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?"- Aurther Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (movie)

"AHHHHHHHHH...FUCKIN' HELL!" -The very surprised cyclist when he thought Me, Amy and Jamie were going to cross the road

"What is in this big box?"
"It's ammo"
"Do I take the ammo?"- Me and Jamie (Call of Duty and I do not mix)

"Evie's not coming because she is a big...Cow bitch" -Jamie

"Why do you think Peter might be gay?"
"I dunno...He just has a...quality." -Jamie and Me

"EVERY DARK, DAMN, EVIL CLOUD has a silver lining." -Hannah

"Bye bye pots"- Me

"RIGHT, YOU WANT SOME ICE CREAM, I'LL GIVE YOU SOME FUCKIN' ICE CREAM!"- Amy

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain"- Iggy, Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment

"Okay, matches, knife..."
"You sound like a terrorist"- Me to my mum (it was my sister's birthday party, and she was checking she had everything)

"Death has an invisiblity cloak?"
"Yeah. So he can sneak up on his victims. Sometimes he gets tired of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking"- Harry and Ron, Harry Potter and the Dealthy Hallows

"Artie, you're cut. You're not trying hard enough."
"At what?!"
"At WALKING!"- Dakota and Artie, Glee

"What's your problem?!"
"My problem is that you're freakishly tall! I feel like a woodland creature!"- Finn and Dakota, Glee

"HE'S HERE! JOSH GROBAN'S HERE! Front row, big brown eyes, cute as a buttermilk biscuit...I barfed."- Sandy, Glee

"There's not much difference between a stadium of cheering fans, and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you; they're both just making a lot of noise. How you take it is up to you. Convince yourself they're cheering for you; and one day, they will be"- Sue Sylvester, Glee

"My mom thought I had the flu and gave me a Japanese healing drink made from...Panda hair."- Mike Chang, Glee

"If gum fell out of my mouth way would I lay on it??"- Shaun Diviney, Short Stack TV

"Okay, Shaun, you're in the bitching chair"- Sonny, Short Stack TV

"The card has been cancelled, because Shaun put it in wrong, because Bradie told him it wrong, because Shaun's an angry emo"- Andy, Short Stack TV

"She shit on my face, I mean she literally shit on my face!"
"SHE SHIT ON YOUR FACE?!"
"No, not literally. Jesus, that's disgusting"- Tom and Alison, 500 Days of Summer

Author's Note: The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Especially you Jenny Beckman. Bitch.- Look for it at the start of 500 Days of Summer LAWL

"Roses are red, violets are blue...F*ck you, whore"- Tom's greeting card, 500 days of Summer

Summer: I named my cat after Springsteen
Tom: Cool. What was his name?
Summer: ...Bruce.
500 Days of Summer

"Bradie's the more civilised of the brothers. He's doing his make-up"-Shaun, Short Stack TV

"Bradie will not be eating for another four days, because I'm going to punch him in the throat and he won't be able to swallow"-Shaun, Short Stack TV

"Shaun just opened an umbrella inside. That means we're going to have bad luck for this show...I'm blaming it on you."-Andy, Short Stack TV

Shaun: "Everyone at home's like 'poor Bradie, why do they pick on Bradie?'"
Both: THIS IS WHY!
Andy: "Behind the cameras, he's evil! He's like 'Ooooh, what can I do to Shaun and Andy today?!'"
Shaun: "'No Bradie please I want to eat my food' 'YOU ARE NOT EATING TONIGHT!'"

"And so the fattest member is...Hold on I've got to step back to get you in the screen..."- Sonny, Short Stack TV

Bradie: "If you could be any fruit, what would you be?"
Shaun: "Andy's already a fruit!"

"See that spider man shirt, it's MINE! That Astro Boy shirt, MINE! All these shirts, THEY'RE MINE! This shirt...*points to own shirt* Bradie's. I dunno, I dunno!"- Shaun, Short Stack TV

Okay, well Bye!

Evie xx