hey ppl! Echo of Insanity here! (aka Laura) Full name: Echo of Insanity,Ruler of the shadows...do not ask it is a very long story concerning my good pal dylan,a text mock fight,vampires,mages,avian-hybrids,elves,the volturi and which one of us was more powerful. WHICH IS ME! he may be the puppet master/creator of the puppet world but I'm a avian-vampire-mage-elf-goddess-avatar- hybrid hes just the vampire leader of the volturi and no hes not aro.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Echo Of Insanity, Nudge is Confuzzled

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

95 percent of American teen girls would rush in a mob to every sperm bank if Robert Pattinson announced that he had donated sperm. Copy this to your profile if you would be part of the 5 percent holding a gun, watching the mob rush by, and picking off the weaklings...

http:///axtoksrp/petition.html

STOP KRISTEN STEWART AND ROBERT PATTINSON FROM PLAYING MAX AND FANG IN THE MOVIE!!! SIGN THE PETITION AND SAVE THE MOVIE!!!!!

Spread the word!...created by St. Fang of Boredom, as seen on Max's blog.

so anyway...

Real name:Laura
Lives in:Dublin, Ireland
age:16
Favourite colour: changes everyday...blue,green,purple,gold and orange coz it needs some love...mainly black, red, green and gold
hair:brown
eye colour: tis very difficult to explain, sorta browny-greeny-orangey-gold and if you dont think thats strange you better read it again...
fav fruit:strawberries!! YUMMY!
fav food:mexican squirrel, jk! mexican
fav books:

1. MAXIMUM RIDE

2. The mortal Instruments

3. Twilight (it is not a saga! The lord of the rings is a Saga!)

4. Harry Potter (that's a saga! Ridiculous! (with a wand movement) hurray for brackets within brackets)

5. The Hunger Games

6. Chaos Walking trilogy

7. Anita Blake aka Vampire Hunter novels

8. The Host

9. The Demons Lexicon

10. Dark Moon Rising

11. Eragon etc.

12. Northern lights, the subtle knife, the amber spyglass( even though i hate the ending)

13. Looking for Alaska

14. Skulduggery Pleasant

and a whole bunch of others...

Relationship status: currently married to Nudge (Nudge is Confuzzled, shes in my fave authors. Go Now and read her story! shes beginning to feel left out!) my childhood sweetheart though we've only known each other for three years. We really are like an old married couple though both of us are straight. Weird...but whats not weird about us? She is also my partner in slowly taking over the world with our (borrowed) samurai squirrels, assassinating team of squaredancers with their killing spurs (nudges), ninja goldfish, pinjas, ninjachaouns and our one and only ginja pinja(Actually theres two of them), the squid from my fridge, karate kangaroos, the daisies, the ducks from Fairview and my (soon to be) brainwashed Taekwon-do class. With them NO ONE CAN STOP US! We'll kick ass! So join us and bring ur sporks.
I am also one of the many wives of the Hamburgalar since our maths exam. It was a very short ceremony. I'm not quite sure about Niamh, but i have two lesbian luvers whom i care for deeply. Ellen has rejected my proposal because of my bigamist and cheating ways. She loves me really... Other than that, I'm single.

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE GUTTER MY MIND WOULD BE HOMELESS!

The strange things about me...

Fictional characters i'm in love with: Yeah im sad...
1.Fang-Maximum Ride
2.Jace- the mortal instruments
3.Iggy- MR
4.Nick- The demons lexicon
5.Jacob Black- Twilight
6. Edward Cullen -Twilight

where i get my quirky little kicks:
1. kicking my hoover around-its all its fault

2. giving inanimate objects names with my friend Grainne

3.Stealing shovels and/or buckets- yay i has a bucket...no,no theysa taking my bucket!

4. Stealing things with Aoife my best buddie off one of my best buddies Ellen eg. name badge, pencil case, journal etc. WE LOVE YOU REALLY ELLEN!

5. jumping over walls

6. tearing up pieces of paper-it makes such a cool sound as it rips

7. contemplating weird questions like does blood boil? with my equally crazy friend Niamh during the lord of the rings while everyone else is asleep!

8. being Francesca's relationship adviser...hehe wait till Keith hears this...breaks off into evil laughter

9. having conversations with the flock in my head-again,sad

10. seeing if bananas and kiwis make an exploding fruit cocktail they're full of potassium aren't they? ya no the most reactive explosive element to be found on the periodic table? no? well now you do

11. Having random, crazy conversations with Aoife about crazy random things (like world domination-it will happen! Be afraid be very afraid!) at crazy random times.

12. Smashing bottles- probably one of the most rewarding sounds in the world.

13. Pretending I'm a ninja/pirate/pinja (pirate ninja) /ninjachaun (ninja leprechaun...well i am Irish.)

My favourite quotes!

Edward to Bella " Friends don't let friends drive drunk"

"Drunk?"

"You are intoxicated by my very presence"

"The existence of monsters results in monstrous consequences"- Edward Cullen-Eclipse

Edward "Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving."

Edward "I've decided that as long as I was going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly."

Edward " sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV on the other hand..."

Edward- You're going to a house full of vampires and your worried about whether they like you or not?

Jacob- Life sucks and then you die. Yeah, i should be so lucky

Bella “I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures"

Bella- I am neutral...like Switzerland.

Max to Fang- Whoa! khaki much? Fang to Max " Yeah, and I dig your army hairdo "

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-MaximumRide-SOF

Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes" ~Max and Jeb-MR-Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve-MAX

"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"-Legolas-LOTR-TT(If you don't get why I put it here, type it into YouTube.)

"I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator." -Bella-Twilight

Fang "I could never be as Fangalicious as you'd want me to be"

Fang"Never underestimate the power of funny "

Blogger to Fang"Do you secretly want to be hugged ?" Fang "Doesn't everybody?"

Blogger to Fang- Do you ever have dirty thoughts about Sponge Bob? Fang- Definitly

Fang " Hot , hungry and thankful not to have HIV o'clock "

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang-MR-AE

"Rowr!" -Fang-MaximumRide-SOF

"She offered to cook breakfast."-Fang-MR-SOF

You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! ~Fang-MR-SOF

"Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang-FW

"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy-AE

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES

Gazzy " You malignant little fiends " ( those kids have some good lines )

Fang to Max- What have you been eating? Rocks? Max- Why? Is your head missing some?

Fang- Go pick a tree and I'll carve our initials in it.

Angel- You can get married. In New Hampshire. (i went skiing there!)

Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. -Max-MAX

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max-MAX

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" ~Max-MR-StWaOES

Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes" ~Max and Jeb-MR-Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX

"Your middle name is 'Charging Off. Maximum Charging off Ride'" -Total-MAX

Lime green Jello Catapult of doom!"- Me and Aoife on something Saint wrote.

Eilish (my little sister)(Sprays Neil with Hose)- I'm watering the plants! Neil- I AM NOT A PLANT!!!! Me (said in Jamaican accent)- I am a fine crustacean known as a lob-stare!

Jesus H. Christ- Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter novels.

Max, AE- Could the school be located in a better place? Death Valley, California? Above the bad water basin? Like when we get there the road will be paved with good intentions and we'd hafta cross the river styx to get to it. Wouldn't surprise me.

Max- Stop That! Fang- Stop what? Breathing?

Isabelle (the mortal instruments, City of Glass)- Its strawberry Juice! Jace- It is pink. Men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman and bring me something brown! Isabelle- Brown? Jace- Yes. Brown is a manly colour. Look at Alec! Alec, staring forlornly at his shirt- It used to be black. Magnus- You can dress it up with a sparkly headband!

Me, screaming at the computer- You are a trivial computer! You do not know how to spell things!

Me to Dylan (Friend)- I HAVE NO ACQUAINTANCE WITH BATMAN!!!!

Of all the people i know...you're one of them.

Lets get it on!-Grainne

My Monkey has a hat that only sings show tunes from the sixties -The HAMBURGLAR! Emma

Laura, you're like the maths Guru - Aoife And that makes Niamh what? The maths Master? - Me

There's a fork in my shoulder!- Freddie, iCarly

Grainne- Christ on a bicycle

What happens if a diabetic gets drunk and eats lots of chocolate? - Neil

Get good grades or get shot - Dad

Grainne- I am Dora! Queen of the rainbow monkeys!

Let me go! You worm! - Neils great escape

Yes that is a word and used in the correct context it can actually make sense- Me, talking to myself

behind a new car* Look mom! a new car! Srcatch 'em! Scratch 'em good!- Me

(said in German accent) I am cooking vah Shnitzen! Dad, whats a shnitzen? I dont know...something German. But it is a crucial turning point in ze vor!- Me and My Dad

I love eating gummy bears because i know they cant fight back when you bite their heads off! -Pon and Zi

Your fishy appears to have died of thirst. Have a bandaid and come back to see me in three weeks.- Pon and Zi

I made you a cookie but i eated it! - Pon and Zi

If I promise not to kill you, can i have a hug? - Pon and Zi

I may not look like much but I'm a pro at pretending I'm a ninja - Pon and Zi

Aww! The sky is crying! - Pon and Zi

Wake up love! The sun came to see you! - Pon and Zi

YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN JEB!!!!! tgypwya

Me- Weather forecast for tonight-Dark.

When running is the sole option, you run. When jumping is the sole option, you jump. When fighting is the sole option, you either RUN like hell, or ya FIGHT!"- Saint.

"Mybubblesmyprettybubblesmybubblesprettybubblesno!" -Tammy in Bubbles, Football, and Pygmy Marmosets.

"DOOMED! They're all doomed. Notice I didn't say what kind of doom it was, so whatever happens to them, I will have predicted it.
How very wise of me" - Angela - Eragon

"Fang, who do you think is spying on us?" "Many kinds of people." Oh, how prophetic. "Like?" "Samurai." Houston, I think we've found the problem. -Fang and Max in Ninja Fang.

“You have a captive audience, Max. People are listening to you. Your story’s out, you can’t hide anymore. What are you going to do with this situation, Max?” This questioning was starting to tic me off. “Well, let’s see. Get a cut in the profits, buy new shoes, order a life supply of chocolate chip cookies, and hire a private investigator to find out who you are so I can kick your questioning ass. Anything else you’d like to know?” -The Voice and Max in MangaFlock

"Not to worry, we're still flying half a ship." Obi-Wan Kenobi - Star Wars Episode lll

*Aoife and Aishling over what movie to see* Aoife- Look at us we're fighting in front of a randomer! Me *subtly reads name tag and points*-He's not a randomer! He's Ciaran!

"Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!" "Apparantly not" Obi-Wan and Anakin - Star Wars Episode lll

"Night Quills!" He started laughing again. "Hey, Max, you and me and the cops should go yelling and see if we can wake up the Flock before the neighbors show up. Bring Spiffy and Pooky!" -Fang from Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu (He's on NyQuil.)

"You call this a diplomatic solution?" "No. I call it agressive negotiations." Anakin and Padme - Star Wars Episode ll

"Silence! I kill you!" -Achmed

"God Damnit! Oh! Oh! I mean Allah Damnit." -Achmed

My spoon is too big...my SPOON is TOO big!...I AM A BANANA!!!!!! -Youtube, my dear friends, youtube

"I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck." "How lucky can they be? They're dead!" -Mulan's mom and grandmom -Mulan

If anything should happen to her I will fry your back legs IN BUTTER!- Jean Bob the frog, The Swan Princess

That's it! I'm gonna die! I'm on a dangerous mission with a LAME TURTLE!!!! You're gonna get us all KILLED!-Jean Bob...gotta love Disney.

"Dear Diary, Do you have any idea what it's like to be a wanted criminal? (Don’t answer that question. I really don’t want this diary to end up like Ginny Weasley’s, since it tried to kill her.)" -Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

“You assaulted an un-armed teenager, you snuck out in the middle of the night, and you, you…I don’t know what else you did but I bet it has something to do with why the national debt is so high!” -An angry Max to Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

“I never noticed. You have a nice chest.” Well, then. Hot damn, that’s a way to change the mood. “I could say the same about you, but that’d be sexual harassment.” Max and Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

"I was sitting in my room, contemplating on whether or not to read New Moon, the second part of the ‘Twilight saga’. (How is it a saga? Lord of the Rings – now that’s a saga, with intense battle scenes, powerful characters and an epic plot. But a girl falling in love with a vampire… that’s a series, not a saga. Learn the difference, young grasshopper.)" -A very true quote by Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

“But you can’t buy happiness,” I said. “That’s not necessarily true,” Iggy interrupted. “I once met a very nice stripper named Happiness.” -Fang and Iggy in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

Then, he said loudly, “How about you give me a blow?” But Max didn’t miss a beat. “Sorry,” she said. “I choke on small objects.” -The 'Creepy Pedophile Guy' and Max in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

Wham! “GO TO HELL.” Bam! “NEVER TOUCH HER AGAIN.” Slam! “YOU’RE CREEPIER THAN EDWARD.” -Fang beating up a pedophile in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

What would happen if you coated something awesome with awesomesauce? The world would explode in Bacon, I bet.- Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

"So this is how liberty dies. By thunderous applause." Padme - Star Wars Episode lll

I believe, if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then try to find someone who's life's giving them vodka, and have a party." -Ron White.

I liked the one with the black wings, though. He was cute. I wanted to take him home and cuddle him. And feed him blackberries. I like blackberries. I would name him Fuzzles 'cause he looked like a Fuzzles. I decided to ask Gerald about it later. -Gozen from Gozen and the Feather Kids

"Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!"
"You can eat the grass?"
"Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the new one.

"Your mother was a Hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"-The French Taunter-Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"Yes, yes, and if he were your math homework he'd be hard and you'd be doing him on a desk."

Me to Aoife- Can i go with you and Batman to the movies?

Aoife- You'll never guess who texted me! And sadly no it was not Fang, or Brad Pitt but I shant give up hope.

Me to the computer (i have a lot of arguments with my computer)- DAMN YOU ITALICS!!!

"Woof"- Ellen *as she falls down the stairs*

"Tea nymphs"- Me and Aoife

"Ninja Goldfish"-Aoife (imagine if they had a little sword and headbands and everything! wouldn't that be so cool!)

"Catnip, nip,nip,nip,nip, moo, moo, LEMONS!"- Me with inspiration from Sparxflame

"The bbq nymphs made it with special help from the food fairies"-Aoife

"Conflabbit they werent meant to find out were insane! we were supposed to ease them into it"-Me and Nudge

"Why hello my dearest darling"-Aoife to me

"Hello to you diddums"- Me to Aoife

Aoife, my dearest wife! - Me to Nudge

"The apple of my eye"- Aoife about Me

"honey your home"-Me anytime Aoife walks into my house

" My lovely"- Ellens name for Aoife

"Darling"- Ellens name for Me

"Ma petite"My name for Aoife

"SMELLY" - Aoifes name for all those that she loves (its a term of endearment in my book)

"What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant", "SHOOT THEM BOTH"-Me and Nudge in unison*maniachal laughter* *Ellen wacks us both* (but not in the' he'll wack you' as in kill you way like in Sopranos, in the regular swatting way. (you get me?...Right..))

Aoife walks up to man at bachelor party in a sailor suit in Mc Ds* "Where did you get your hat?", Sailor guy-" I'll give you my hat if you give me your virginity!", "No deal, Can I still have the hat?"

"I cant go into town anymore"-Me, "why?"-Nudge, "I told my mam we befriended a Roma Gypsy, she's worried"

" I really want a midget penguin"-Nudge "I'll be your penguin"- Ellens younger sister "Okey dokey lets go to a costume shop right know and get this deed done"

"I am a fine crustacean known as a lobstare"- Me ( i have absolutely no idea were this came from and i have no desire to find out)

"Where's Aoife ?"-Orlaith, " Hang on I'll pull her to us now"* pulls invisible cord*Aoife walks up 2 seconds later*" You pulled?"- Me pulling on our phsycic link to freak out our friend. (it really works, this has happened on many an occasion,we dont even plan it, its kinda freaky)

" By the way Batman and I are going to the cinema"-Nudge to me in an email

"Hey can I come with you and Batman to the cinema ?"-me to Nudge in reply to the email

sees giant dog kennel*"wow you could fit like 5 immigrants in there"-Me
*My dad points to other container* How many in there? "two...and a small child" - i shouldn't be allowed in hardware shops

Aoife- I ate a burger the size of Pakistan yesterday...i was so proud of myself...it was amazing!!!

Me- Please don't eat me! I don't taste as good as waffles!

Jace- Its says: Shadowhunters, looking better in black then the widows of our enemies since 1234

Jace to Clary- Remember that sponge bath you promised me? Clary- No i think that was Simon. Simon- As soon as I'm back on my feet there handsome!

Max, AE- It was, oh dark-thirty not yet dawn.

"Trust is like a mirror. You can fix it if it's broken…"

"But you can still see the crack in that motherfucker's reflection."

-Beyoncé and Lady Gaga

"It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs."
-Dumbledore-HP

"I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat."
-Dumbledore-HP

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." -The Maurader's Map-HP-PoA

"We could be killed or worse expelled." -Hermione Granger in first movie. Can't remember if it was in the book.

"I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."-Ron-HP-GoF

"Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born."-Ron-HP

"So, people, let's try to calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing thats glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." -Fred Weasly- Deathly Hallows

"You need people of intelligence for this sort of mission...quest...thing."-Pippin-LOTR-FotR

he doesn't look too happy up there-not at all- but i suppose the view would be quite nice-oh yes, its a quality establishment - Merry and Pipin

"If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?" -Jeff Dunham

"she sometimes calls me the hurricane" "oh i get it...exciting at first and it ends in chaos... She should call you FEMA." "What does that mean?" "Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results." -Walter and Jeff Dunham

"How long have you been married? "47 years." "Wow, that's amazing!" "Yeah, that old bitch'll never die." -Walter and Jeff Dunham

"A swatch." "A swatch?" "Yeah, it was a watch some company in Switzerland made, so they called it a swatch." "Good thing they weren't in Croatia." -Jeff Dunham and Walter

the locals are hanging on to palm tress going 'we looove it heeerrre!'- Walter and Jeff Dunham

"Silence! I kill you!" -Achmed

New guy, the idiot tried to practice!- and what did you learn from that?-location,location,location - Achmed and Jeff

"God Damnit! Oh! Oh! I mean Allah Damnit." -Achmed

"I need some ligaments!" -Achmed

Guitar guy! he was doing drugs backstage...Hello guitar guy! thank you for dressing crap for my show! he dont know! He on drugs! -Achmed

You know guitar hero? i kick your ass. (guitar guy plays some sick cords) OK then...maybe halo- Achmed

"Jefafa DunHAM Dot Com!" -Peanut

Okay so think...we were driving through the valley and it was hot-as hell-and traffic sucked-like hell-and there was that little old lady who was driving-like hell-and you were-scared as hell-so we must be-in hell?- peanut and Jeff (fafa) Dunham

"Saw Na Ta Aw Naw,...sounds like and Indian reserve... Hao!"- Peanut ( i hope thats how to spell it)

"The weirdest part is, he'd like to kill me, but he can't, because that would be a form of suicide." -Penut

"Trust me, you would not do well in prison." Why not?" "Come here, puppet boy! Make your daddy talk." "So, you're saying I'd soon become someone's..." "Bitch." "On a stick." -Penut, Jeff Dunham, and Jose Jalepeno.

I sometimes fear for my life-well, why?-(whispers)TACO BELL!- Jose Jalepeno, Jeff and Peanut

we shall we shall not be moved "-Aoife and aisling in the middle of our favourite bookstore(and you wondered why they wont hire her )

I'm confused " - Aoife ( She says this a lot, it's kind've like her catch phrase)

"get on the good foot and do the bad thing "-aisling her o so random ginger side-kick(her words not mine ) /cousin (i'm not actually sure what this means i dont think she does either)

You illage vidiot " - Aisling

" Me caveman,big fire " - Aisling

"Dude we can sell this for like 10 dollars" Aisling in a stoned american accent

" Hey Lucifer(me) I need my soul back I'm gonna need it for the weekend"-Aisling

" Sorry Antoine I sold it already "- Aoife

"Thats cool I'll just get one off ebay, (holds receiver away) Mam cool it it's just Aoife" - Aisling

" Will you please just get a brain"- Aoife's mam

"Does ebay sell those ?"- Aoife

" I'm a ninjachaun!(a ninja/leprachaun) - me and Aoife

"Holy Moses"- Aoife

"Jesus, Mary and Shit ! " - Aoife

" Oh Flaminco Dancers !"- Aisling

" Go, go, go Power Rangers" - Aoife's mam at traffic lights

"Let's get nakey"- Aoife and aisling ( you don't want to know)

"BOOB CANDY"- Aoife and Aisling ( once again you don't want to know)

"UNIBOOB"- Aoife and Aisling ( is anyone else seeing a pattern here ? A very worrying pattern?)

"Josephs coat"- Echo aka me

"Moses staff"- Aoife (I always makes dirty jokes when she says this )

"Holy moley"-Aoife (somehow she always end up refering to the bible or holiness. I have no idea why)

"I blame you , if a meteor should fall from the sky and hit me I will blame you, if the ice caps melt i will blame you. In my mind you are single handedly responsible for global warming and/or the earths demise as we know it"-Her to Me

"NO !"- Ellen in a posh english accent which we all slag mercilessly

" Jimminy cricket"-Aoife

Alex (buddy since birth) to Neil- You know, mustard and ketchup make a bomb (not really folks, many awws all round) Neil- Really?! I'm gonna blow up my school! Dylan (buddy since birth)- I can see it now: Neil running through his school screaming 'KAMIKAZE!!!"

"I have opinions of my own- strong opinions- but I don't always agree with them"- George Bush

" You're about as useful as a one legged man at an arse kicking contest"- Rowan Atkinson

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Rodney Dangerfield.

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
Steven Wright

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
Dick Cavett.

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
Dave Edison.

"I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb."
Freddie Starr.

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?" - Jean Cocteau
~"I find it rather easy to protray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me." - John Cleese
~"Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos." - Tony Kornheiser
~"Both the cockroach and the bird could get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most." - Joseph Wood Krutch
~“Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.” - Henry Ford
~“First get your facts; then you can distort them at your leisure.” - Mark Twain
~“I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.” - Bill Hicks

No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. - Homer

"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer

Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad! - Homer

"Did you get in a fight with the frying pan ?"-Aoife's mam "No"-Aoife "Well then why didn't you clean it?"

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself everyone can see it but only you know the warm feeling it brings"- I can't remember who said this but they're funny whoever it is.

I want to go peacefully, in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the people in his car.

F.E.A.R. Fuck Everything And Run

Don't let your mind wander...it's to little to be let out alone.

If you call that hard work, a koala’s life would look heroic.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

never argue with an idiot. they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.

if at first you don't succeed, destroy any evidence.

Death is life's way of telling you that you've been fired, and suicide is your way to tell it, "you can't fire me, I Quit!"

Contrary to popular belief, God's surname is not dammit.

do yourself a favor and find yourself a hobby that doesn't involve making a fool of yourself.

4/3 Americans have trouble with fractions.

Cats have nine lives, but mess with me and you'll have none.

Never take life seriously. nobody gets out alive anyway...

"You know what they say, what doesn't kill you..."
'Leaves you maimed, depressed and with an incredibly large debt to the hospital?'

friends may come and friends may go. But enemies accumulate

If you kill everyone who dislikes me, it wouldn't be murder. It would be the apocalypse.

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

People like YOU, are the reason why people like ME, need MEDICATION!!!

You were meant for me... Perhaps as a punishment.

I ran out of sick days, so I called in dead.

The quietest place on Earth: The Complaints Department for Faulty Parachutes

That's Absurd!...i love it

Follow him...he speaks in sentences

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

Dara O'Brian Quotes

" 3 arguements for the non-existence of god are: Firstly, take a look at yourself... this is supposedly the man who invented sunsets and mountaintops , what kind of off day exactly was he having when he threw you together. Secondly, if we are made by god why do we occasionally bite the insides of our own mouths. It seems I have forgotten where my lips were and have incidently chomped on my cheek. I was so eager to eat that plate of pasta I have eaten through my own face. And finally arguement C the appendix. Why would he put it in you if it does nothing except randomely burst and kill you one day? It just sits there quietly and then "kill 'em, kill 'em now"."

"This is how evolution happened, basically there were a load of blind monkeys until one day a one eyed monkey wandered into the clearing and rode everything left, right and center and he was King of the monkeys 'til Mr. Feckin' two eyes sasheyed along... It's a wonder I'm not invited to more churches in Alabama to give that speech"

"Nowadays people take the Bible too seriously it's only the bible it's not gospel"

"A nutritionist is to a dietition what a toothyologist is to a dentist"

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hash key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, Pendragon1,NudgeisConfuzzled

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

95 percent of people would die if the Jonas Brothers jumped off a building. If your the 5 percent eating popcorn and yelling "JUMP MOTHER FUCKERS!" then copy and paste this into your profile ;)

If you get annoyed by people flaming random artists on youtube saying that their music sucks, that get pissed when you tell them not to listen to their music if they hate it so much, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who are smart enough not to, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

BANANA PHONE! HA.HA.HAHA! post this on your profile if you are extremely random

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Believe it!!

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. It made me die, it was all its fault, i swear !

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

Copy and paste if you think Hell should be renamed 'Jeb'

5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

Oh well… I already knew I was an Idiot .!

5 Truths of life:

1. You can kiss your elbow

2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again

3. You think you're so smart

4. The fact is that that is a lie

5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow (hehehe, evil i know)

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY: COPY and PASTE this if you started giggling, laughing, nodding your head, thought this was hilarious, ect., while you read this!

1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.

2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

3. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

5. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

6. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN "WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

7. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS??

8. IF A DEAF PERSON SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

10. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

11. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"

12. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

13. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

14. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

15. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?

16. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

17. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

18. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

19. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

20. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

21. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

22. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

23. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

24. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

25. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD LISP TO HAVE "S" IN IT?

26. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DO THEY BECOME DISORIENTED?

not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
not talk to fictional characters in public.
not answer fictional characters in public.
not talk to inanimate objects in public.
not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers you know.
12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill them for security purposes.
16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.
18.The men in white coats are not your friends.
19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.
21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.
22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.
25.Train army of flying monkeys.
26.Goldfish don't like milk.
not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".
29.People are staring at you.
act insane.
31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.
not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.
33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.
34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.
'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.
36.Never pet a burning dog.
37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.
38.Naked men dig parkas.
39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
know what would look good on you?
41.Immolated cockroaches.
42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.
43.The size of Danny DeVito.
44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.
45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.
47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"
matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
49.That way is rum.
50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.
cannot kill the snow.
53.The snow can kill you.
54.Grass can also kill you.
55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...
56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.
57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.
case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.
61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.
not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
65.Remember to kill HIM...
66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.
70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.
the evidence.
72.But not if it's broken glass.
73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.
not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.
75.Disregard last note.
76.Note reactions.
77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
78.Stock up on ball point pens.
79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
not stick fingers into blender.
82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.
83.Blood loss is bad.
84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.
85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86.Answer every question with a question.
87.Ask people what gender they are.
88.Note reactions.
89.Refer to people as "mortal".
90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.
93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.
94.Kill them.
95.Brutally.
96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.
97.Dunk head in boiling water.
98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.
99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!
100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...
101.Find out who invented "Barny"
102.Kill them
103. Brutally
104.Find the creator of Naruto.
105.Threaten to kill them if they don't make more episodes.
106. Do not talk about evil plans out loud.
107.Catch anyone who heard about evil plans and kill them.
not say that out loud either.
109.Kill all witnesses.
110.Make sure you have enough space to hide all the bodies.
111.When bodies start to smell buy airfreshener.
112.If that doesn't help hide bodies else where.
113.If that doesn't work burn them.
114.Disreguard one above that doesn't help.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're ever hyper for no reason at all, love being hyper, and are at this very moment hyper, copy and paste this onto your profile, and then go streak down the street, you sexy hyper thing you! heheh, sorry, sugar...
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Annoying Things to do on an Elevator:

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror "You one of THEM" and back away slowly.

7. Say "Ding" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce "I have new socks on".

11. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

12. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers "This is my personal space".

13. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

14. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile and go back for more.

15. Ask if you can push the button for the other people, then push the wrong ones.

16. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?".

17. Drop a pen and whine until someone reaches to help pick it up. Then scream "That's mine!"

18. Pretend that you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

19. Swat at flies that don't exist.

20. Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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that's all for now folks!
huggles and kisses!

peace love and all that jazz...

fly on-Echo

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This is aoife i have taken over echos page she will never know ...sssshhhhhhh! shes coming bye bye

oh .. i love fritters

Echo here...i found out Aoife...there is no way u are taking over my page. anyway...