Name: Not telling my real name, but you can call me Luv or Destiny.

Gender: I'm a girl. I mean, you wouldn't really find guys saying that they love to write and laugh...not unless they're gay.

Age: 14, and I'm not lying. Don't report me for lying, cause then I'll report you for lying.

Location: The least I'll tell you is that I live in Scotland, UK.

Current Profile Pic: Erza Scarlet, the kickass, badass Titania of Fairy Tail!!!

Current Favourite Quote: "Captain Lonsford says all hands on deck, MEATBALL!" M. Moseby. Suite Life on Deck. Episode: 'I Brake for Whales'

Current Favourite Anime Character: Suiseiseki and Souseiseki from Rozen Maiden/Hatsune Miku and Kagamine Rin and Len, Vocaloid singers (I know they're not anime characters (yet), but they're designed anime style.)/Anarchy Stocking from Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt (I also like Panty, but not as much as Stocking. And what a messed up ending BTW.)

Likes: Anime: (Ones in bold are ones I'm obsessed about, ones underlined are ones I haven't finished yet because I can't find other dubbed/subbed episodes or just haven't finished yet) Digimon, Shugo Chara!, Rozen Maiden, Zombie-Loan, Tokyo Mew Mew Power, Slayers, Dinosaur King, Hell Girl, Mermaid Melody, Powerpuff Girls Z, Princess Tutu, Ojamajo/Magical DoReMi, Onegai My Melody, Saint Tail, Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne, Kaichou wa Maid Sama!, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, Fairy Tail, More to come...

Live Action: Hannah Montana, Suite Life, Sonny with a Chance, iCarly, True Jackson VP, Good Luck Charlie, VicTorious, CSI Vegas/Miami/NY, Law & Order SVU, Two and a Half Men, Shake it Up, Wizards of Waverly Place, Overruled!, Pair of Kings, Lizzie McGuire, That's So Raven, JONAS LA

Cartoons: (Yes, I'm a 14 year old that likes cartoons. Deal with it :P) Skatoony, Penguins of Madagascar, Phineas and Ferb, Fish Hooks, Kim Possible, The Replacements, Famous Five, Fairly Odd Parents, Danny Phantom

Movies: (Some here are TV Movies. They count to me) Space Jam, Hannah Montana the Movie, iGo to Japan, iFight Shelby Marx, iPshyco, Jane Doe movie series, Wizards of Waverly Place the Movie, Harry Potter movie series, Loony Tunes Back in Action, St Trinians [21st Century version] movie series, Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva

Games: Professor Layton game series, Gardening Mama, Tetris games, Animal Crossing [Wii and DS versions, Dragon Quest 9

Books: Warriors, Wings tetrology, Ingo tetrology, The Chocolate Box Girls series, House of Night series

Few places you will find me if I'm not here:

Crazyrandomanimegirl - Mi YouTube account;

Destiny Calling - My Wiki account on Warrior Cats Roleplay Wiki, for fans of Warriors who love to roleplay.

Because I like a few pairings (List below), I like to do one-shots from one person's point of view, confessing their feelings, then I write a sequel about the other person giving their reaction. They won't be listed under one-shots below. Instead, I will list them here:

Takumi - The Way You Make Me Feel & Returning Your Feelings;

Shinku x Jun - One Doll & Mediums

Author's I'd recomend

Digimon

Kaito Lune

blackandblood

Shugo Chara!

LuvMeOrHateMe

Free Parking

Tsuki no Kimi

Rozen Maiden

Sin Oan

DarkRose Dilettante

Here's a few of my favourite couples from all anime/book/cartoon likes (See above). Some are OC, some are just plain weird/stupid, and some I don't give a damn about your opinion:

Digimon

Daisana, the coupling of Davis/Daisuke and my OC, Dana.

Takumi, the ever popular, Frontier coupling...besides Kouzumi, which I'm not too hot on.

Takari, the couple that EVERYBODY SHOULD LIKE!!! If you like Daikari, THEN STOP!!! Davis belongs with my OC, and Kari belongs with T.K.

Taiora, a really cute coupling. All I have to say to it is...WHY DID YOU GO TO MATT SORA?????!!!!!!

Kenyako...cute :)

Jenruki/Henrika, very cute. Yes people, they even have an english coupling name merge...thing. Look, what I'm trying to say is that, Ryo, YOU DESERVE TO BE ALONE!!! YOU TRAVELED THE DAMN DIGITAL WORLD ALONE SO YOU DON'T NEED RIKA!!!!

Jurato, which means Jeri/Juri + Takato = Jurato :)

Koumi, you can't go wrong with Koumi. Mimi doesn't go to Matt or Joe or Tai because, 1) Tai's got Sora, 2) Joe's too busy being a doctor to be in a relationship, and 3) I am not a Matt basher, but I think he should be alone. Therefore, Mimi goes to Izzy.

Patomon, more commonly known as PataGato. I made that name myself: Patomon LOL. Kawaii~ :D

VeeFree, well, if Davis goes with my OC, then Davis' partner should go with my OD (OwnDigimon LOL)

Well that's it for Digimon, now for Shugo Chara!

Shugo Chara!

Tadamu, I just like it, OK! ...In fact,...I don't know when I decided that I liked this coupling. I just get all fuzzy inside when I watch a Tadamu moment. Oh, now I remember! I was watching Shugo Chara! on Crunchyroll, can't remeber the epi, and suddenly, Tadamu moment, fuzzy feeling. And I have been...hooked.

Kukaya, I dunno, I just find it cute. Or should I say, kute LOL

Ikutau, I'm not one for incest but this is quite a good couple. Besides, Utau wanted Ikuto, and it means Amu can go to Tadase.

Rimahiko, ahhhhhhhh, luvin' the Rimahikoie kawaiiness @P

Miseki, a good combination of Tadase's chara and one of Amu's. Besides, Miki is the part of Amu that represents love. And Miki follows Kiseki without complaining.

Not a lot of SC! couplings compared to Digimon but there are less characters. Now onto Mermaid Melody!

Mermaid Melody

Kaicia, Kaito and Lucia, the canon, forever couple! GO TO HELL MICHAL!!!! LEAVE KAITO WITH LUCIA!!!!

Nanon, Hanon and Nagisa. Hanon's too young to be with Mitsuki.

Rinahiro, Rina and Masahiro. Mucho KAWAII~~!!!!

Geez, these lists keep getting shorter and shorter. Oh well, now, Warriors!

Warriors

Spotted x Fire x Sand, they were always meant to be =')

Bramble x Squirrel, why did they have to break up? What they had was magical ='( Fortunatly, for all you Bramble x Squirrel fans, they get back together in my story. YAY!

Feather x Crow x Leaf, and what they had was beautiful ='(

Lion x Heather, why does Erin have to destroy the beautiful, magical couples? It's just so sad ='(

Fern x Dust, lucky you, Ferncloud. At least you don't have to feel Dustpelt's rough side.

Blue x Oak, at least they're together in StarClan =')

White x Birch, and it's with these two that we continue the, 'The Power of Three' prophec'ee. LOL, see what I did there.

Mouse x Long, ok, I know they're not a couple and I wouldn't be too big on it anyway, but I've put 'em down cause I just love their friendship, don't you?

Silver x Gray x Millie, Silverstream will never stop loving Graystripe, just like Spottedleaf won't stop loving Firestar or Feathertail won't stop loving Crowfeather. But, at least the dead she-cats approve of their first loves' new mates. Sadly, Crowfeather left Leafpool and I don't approve of the Crow x Night pairing.

Tawny x Rowan, which resulted in three adorable and fiercely loyal ShadowClan kits, Flametail, Tigerhear and Dawnpelt.

Now I know there is more couples than that, but these are my favourite, and I can't remember them all. So until now!

Rozen Maiden

I'm not to into RM pairings, but if I had to pick, I'd pick:

Jun x Shinku (She's a doll but, like age, physical form means nothing in love)

and

Kirakishou x Suigintou/Barasuishou (Thanks to Sin Oan's story)

And yes, like others, there are some Yuri pairings I like. Like in TMMP...

Tokyo Mew Mew Power

Ichigo x Masaya/Minto. Okay, so I hate Ichigo x Kisshu, but I like her with Masaya. I also, if she were lesbian, like her with Minto. But I also like Minto with...

Minto x Zakuro. Don't judge me! I don't question your loves, do I?

Pudding x Taruto. Oh come on! Don't tell me you don't like this pairing!

Lettuce x Ryou. Technically, they are a canon couple. And I love my canon...except Sorato (See Digimon pairings above).

Apple x Beast Boy. I'm currently planning a story that will explain this. But, if you really want to know, PM me.

Okay then, I'll continue this...wait...oh look, here's a new one.

Ojamajo/Magical DoReMi

(Note: I will use different name, depending on which one I like better)

Doremi x Todd, simply because they're cute together.

Reanne x Masaru, and again, simply because they're way cute! ^_^

More coming once I find subbed episodes of Mo~tto and Dokkan...

Oh look, here's another list. Enjoy it ^_^

Princess Tutu

Ahiru x Mute are just cute together.

Tutu x Mute, technically the same as above, but at the same time, totally different, yet just as cute.

Mute x Ruu, I'm just starting to get into this one. Which leads me to...

Ahiru x Mute x Ruu, a really cute love triangle.

Suite Life series

Zack x Maddie, they were cute together, and I haven't seen Season 3 yet, so this Maya seems like she's just pushing in to me.

Cody x Bailey, simply because...well...it's Cailey for God's sake! LOL ^_^

London x Marcus, the boy tries so hard, and they're really cute. ^_^

Hannah Montana

Hannah/Miley x Jesse, personally, I think he's less of a jerk than Jake.

Lily x Oliver, well...it's canon! Except for a few exceptions, I love my canon! ^_^

Jackson x Sienna, canon!

Loretta x Robbie x Lori, I love that he still loves his original wife, but now that she's...passed, I think Robbie and Lori are still cute. ^_^

The Chocolate Box Girls

Not finished yet but...

Paddy x Charlotte, they're getting MARRIED!!!!

Cherry x Shay, they're cuter together and Honey was such a bitch to Shay.

Vocaloid

Meiko x Kaito, this is really cute! ^_^

Len x Rin. Thanks to all these stupid stories on here. However, this is the only twincest couple I will accept.

Wizards of Waverly Place

Alex x Mason, because it is dominating Alex x couple!

Justin x Juliet, they are adorable!

Harper x Zeke, I think that's how his name is spelled. T.T

Victorious

Even though there has been no coupling hints put forward now, there are a few I like...

Andrè x Tori, they're pretty good friends. I think they could be something more.

Beck x Jade, they're still canon.

Cat x Robbie...I'm a bit wierd.

Fairy Tail

NaLi (Natsu x Lisanna) I'm starting to get a wee bit into the couples. This is one of few that I like.

NaLu (Natus x Lucy) Not as much. I see them more as friends. However, with all the NaLu stories on here, it's starting to grow on me. However, NaLi's still stronger to me.

Grey x Juvia. She just tries so hard. Why shouldn't he notice her?

Erza x Jellal. Now this is actually very cute!

Gajeel x Levy. Again, so many stories, starting to grow on me.

Lyon x Sherry. Even though it is Sherry's self proclaimed romance, I still think it's cute.

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!

1. Zoe Orimoto (Digimon Frontier)

2. Amu Hinamori (Shugo Chara!)

3. Shinku (Rozen Maiden)

4. Takuya Kanbara (Digimon Frontier)

5. Hinaichigo (Rozen Maiden)

6. Nagihiko Fujisaki (Shugo Chara!)

7. Rima Mashiro (Shugo Chara!)

8. Suiseiseki (Rozen Maiden)

9. Souseiseki (Rozen Maiden)

10. Amon Rinohe (My OC. Digimon)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

"What'd Takuya break this time?"

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

1st, Amu's a girl, 2nd, neither of us are lesbian, and 3rd, she's really dating Tadase (I'm a Tadamu fan)

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

She was probably looking for the bathroom she wanted to drink tea in.

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Wow. What is Zoe going to say? If you're sure about it, then don't be put off by Souseiseki's boyish looks. She really is a girl.

5 cooked you dinner?

Break out the antidote.

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Welcome to the family ^_^

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I'll go get Rima, she'll...draw picture on your face, but even so, gotta love the Rimahiko-ie goodness. ^_^

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Must've really pissed ofF Jun this time.

9 made fun of your friends?

Souseiseki wouldn't do that. Unless she really did have a tonne of chocolate like in my so named fic.

10 ignored you all the time?

She's probably pissed off that she's an OC, and my OC at that. I own her. I can do what I like with her. TeeHeeHeeHee.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Spirit Evolve into Kazemon/Zephyrmon and kick their butts.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

She'd help me. That's what Amu would do. ^_^

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Probably a teapot so I could make her more tea.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

He controls fire, so he'd probably just blow it away. Or he'd get me out of there. If he doesn't I'll just sic Amon on him.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Cheer me on or accidently make me even more embarrassed. But I'd still love her. ^_^

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Nagi wouldn't care, since he doesn't know Amon, but Amon would definitly leave me at the alter or ask for a divorce straight after. But neither of us are lesbian.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Make me laugh until I cried. :')

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

She'll go and find the person and hit 'em over the head with her watering can.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

I don't really know. Souseiseki isn't the kind of cheer-on person.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Ignore me.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Well, as long as Takuya's in there as well, then I'd be dreaming the perfect Takumi dream date.

2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Peach-pit would have a lot of explaining to do if Amu and Souseiseki end up together. Especially since neither are lesbian.

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Shinku's a girl, I'm not lesbian, and I think they wouldn't like her bossing them around and treating them like servants.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

I think I already mentioned this. But, if we're talking in a different context, then, I'm sure Takky would try and kick Amu's ass. ...Unsuccessfully.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Maybe, if we're talking about Hina being cute and kissing him on the cheek. But in any other way, back off Hina. Nagi belongs with Rima.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

...Tell Rima? She'd kick his ass for cheating on her.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

You got a problem?

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

Gee, ya think?

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Sure, Souseiseki's a decent enough cook, unlike Shinku.

1 offers you a CD. Considereing her tastes, do you listen to it?

Probably be Italian stuff. I'd listen to it first then listen again if I like it.

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Suiseiseki wouldn't really care if Amu goes emo.

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does she stay?

1 second. She walk in, then walk right back out again.

3 told 6 she started her period.

I think both Shinku and Nagihiko would be really freaked out about this.

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Then Takuya's got problems. I mean Rima...and Souseiseki?

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Doesn't she already wear one?

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

Rolls her eyes and thinks that Nagi is hopeless. She should know, Shinku means 'Pure Ruby' in Japanese, which means 'Reiner Rubin' in German. So take that Nagihiko! ^_^

7 got high.

On what? Gag manga?

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Making her look like a 1)crybaby 2)doll that needs anger management 3)weirdo 4) etc etc

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?

Souseiseki isn't the type. Now Suiseiseki...Zoe's too perky.

10 starts working at a bar..

...meh, with the way I treat her, I saw it comin'

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

Wow. O_O O_o Tadase and Takuya are gonna want an explanation.

1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you?

I'm not lesbian, Zoe's dating Takuya and she's not the kind of girl to be having an affair.

2 is in love with 4, she confesses. how does 4 respond?

I'm dating Zoe, you're dating that...girly gay boy (I'd sic Amon on him for that), so why do you love me?

3 is a drug addict. what do you do?

Ask Jun what he put in her tea.

4 kiss 8. what's your reaction?

Again, Takuya's dating Zoe. But, considering previous questions, I'm sure that this would start something between the twins.

5 wants to go to hansmall. what is he going to buy from there?

1st, Hina's a girl, 2nd...what the hell is a hansmall?

6 kisses your boyfriend. what do you do?

Nagi isn't gay, but I'd kick my bf's ass...if I ever get one.

7 is missing .where do you go to look for her?

The manga section of a book shop.

8 needs a tutor. on what subject does she need tutoring?

Being nice?

9 wants to be a cheerleader. what do you say?

...Pick something else.

10 hates you. why?

I own her.

1 gives you a teddy bear. why?

Cause Zoe's nice like that. ^_^

2 and 6 is fighting. what do you do?

Ask if Amu found out.

3 ate 7. what's your reaction?

O_O

4 died. how?

Cheating on Zoe, pissing off Amon or Koji...the list goes on.

5 turns invisible. what does he do to you?

I have no idea. Especially on what goes on inside that adorable little doll's mind. Heck she could be thinking about...unyuu cheating on cookies.

6 loses memory. You have to give him a new memory. What do you say to him?

Go snog Rima. Why? Cause you two are dating. She will kick your ass for forgetting that Nagi. Wait. What'dya mean 'Who's Nagi?!'

7 is having her baby today! what's her/his name

Riko...Nagima...there are endless possibilities.

8 is a pervert. he's coming right at you. what do you do?

Suiseiseki is not a pervert.

9 is going through a tough break up. how do you cheer her up?

Tell her they were probably put off by her boyish looks. But, she's still got her sisters and Suiseiseki.

10 broke up with 9. what do you do?

Amon...congrats.

Have you ever read a Six/Nine fic?

Nagihiko and Souseiseki? No and I probably won't ever.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I don't, but Zoe obviously does. (Amon: Still waitin' for the apocalypse on that one.)

What would happen if Eight got Ten pregnant?

That'd be pretty hard to do. And Amon would kill her...and keep the Rosa Mystica.

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Sure, plenty. But most are SuiSou and I don't like twincest.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Maybe, but I'm more 6 and 7.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

No to either.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Ten having sex?

It would never happen.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

Shinku and Amon: The Ultimate Bitch Showdown (LOL ^_^ Amon: You think you're so hilarious, don't you?)

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten hurt/comfort fic.

Amon can be nice (Amon: -_- HaHa)

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

One Girl Revolution Battle Mix (By Superchic[k]) or One Thing (By...I forget LOL ^_^;)

If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Pissed off Amon, Takuya and Rima

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Recently.

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (8). (2), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (4) and a brief unhappy affair with (10), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

Zoe and Rima (O_O) are in a happy relationship (Let's just say they're good friends) until Souseiseki runs off with Suiseiseki (Don't get any ideas). Amu, heartbroken, has a one night stand with Takuya (You might want to run) and a brief, unhappy affair with Amon (O_O), then follows the advice of Hinaichigo (Hey, there's a first time for everything) and finds true love with Shinku (O_O).

(Next time, I'm putting more boys on the list.)

What title would you give this fic?

Messed-up

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Warriors and anime, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,xXDemonic-AngelicXx,Becky1997,luv2write and laugh

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you're crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'amazing' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you pick up a stick and run around screaming, "I'm a pixie!". Crazy is when you eat your friend's chocolate bar and tell them that the Purple Sandwich Monster did it.

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

If you think digimon is, was, and always will be the coolioist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one freaky Digimon lover, copy and paste into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. (hell yeah!)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you absolutely LOVE anime (And I mean really, REALLY love it), copy and paste this onto your profile.

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goths, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., DigiDestined of Balance, Kimiko Heroux, luv2write and laugh

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If the Voices of your characters threaten to drive you Mad(or Madder) copy this to your profile.

If your Characters talk to you in your head, copy this to your profile.

If YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile.

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers in the US/UK don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you think men are idiots, copy and paste this into your profile.(You should see the boys in my class!)

If you want to run over your school with a tank, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. Vampires Bane- (i'd be like: DIE SCHOOOOOOLLLL!!)crysteelia (i'd have an evil laughing fit)DigiDestined of Balance (I’d make sure my enemies were in it first evil grin), Kimiko Heroux (I’ll be pointing and laughing my head off) luv2write and laugh (DigiDestined of Balance kinda took mine but...yeah. I'd also be laughing like a maniac. They'd have to send me to a loony bin)

One of the greatest lists ever. and the one that i'll probably use the most in my lifetime.

Fourty-six laws of Anime (Rule 36, think of Digimon Frontier, minus Koichi):

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

Add your name to the list so the girls who are unique and different can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but they are not alone.
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BTW, the stuff below is here so you don't have to scroll back up to see what's happening with what.

Here's a layout of most of my stories:

Finished:

Angels, 2 chapters, (Wizards of Waverly Place),

5 Strawberries, 5 chapters, (Rozen Maiden),

Lucky in Love, a Takumi fic, 2 chapters, (Digimon),

A Heart in Pain, 2 chapters, (Princess Tutu)

One-shots:

(All One-shots that are not visible in my story list, but are listed here are probably deleted. They will not be removed from this list if that is the case.)

Dana's Background (Digimon);

I'll be Waiting (Mermaid Melody);

My Special Birthday Fic (X-overs);

iDon't Like Manga (iCarly/Anime X-over);

Teasing, a Rimahiko fic (Shugo Chara!);

A Birthday Present She Will Never Forget (Shugo Chara!);

My Midnight Lover, an Ikutau Fic (Shugo Chara!);

Summer Vacation (Shugo Chara!);

Gardeners (Rozen Maiden);

Becoming Alice (Rozen Maiden);

An Anime Christmas (X-overs);

When in Fairy Tail... (Fairy Tail)

Haitus:

Digimon Journey (Will be revised shortly)

Digi Showdown

Yasmin Hachi

Bound by Wings

Alimon's Path

Random Adventures

Love's Crazy Game

The Generation Army

Framed

Vertrauen

Main Priority(s):

All Rozen Maiden stories

Attracting a Dragon's Attention and other oneshots

Biggest Priority:

Rozen Sisters/Rima's Crazy Life

Timelines/Series Orders

Key: Complete/Category Name, Planning, In Progress

Rozen Maiden

The Eighth Doll (Complete, Prequel)

Suiseiseki's Blog (Complete, Prequel)

Rozen Maiden Vertrauen (In Progress)

Rozen Maiden Opfer (Planning, Teaser Chapter Up)

XXX

The Life of a Rozen Sister prequels (Jade and Lapis Lazuli (1/6) in progress)

Rozen Sisters (In Progress)

Shugo Chara!/Rozen Sisters Xros-over: Rozen Sisters: Shugo Chara arc (Planning, not part of the original story, but connected)

American Crime Drama/Rozen Sisters Xros-over: Rozen Sisters: Crime Drama arc (Planning, not part of the original story, but connected)

Rozen Maiden/Rozen Sisters Untitled Xros-over (Planning, not part of the original story, but connected)

New York/Rozen Sisters Xros-over:Missing in New York (Planning, occurs during original story)

Stories and Chapters in Progress

Chapter 3 of Yasmin Hachi, the Warrior of Protection

Chapter 4 of Alimon's Path

Chapter 4 of Digi Showdown

Chapter 3 of Random Adventures

Chapter 2 of Bound by Wings

The Suite Frontier Life series

A crossover story featuring the cast of Digimon Frontier in the places of the Suite Life cast. Set in a hotel with a cruise ship theme near water. Suite Life on Deck episodes used. Takumi.

Shugo Chara Frontier!

While we're talking Digimon Frontier Crossovers (Which also brings us into the SC! category below), I also have a SC!/DF X-over in the works. However, episode 1 is taking a while due to Writer's Block in a silly, minor part.

Shugo Shugo Chara!

My take at a fourth season of the anime, with plenty of OCs. Original anime cast also featured, but not really as mains.

Rozen Maiden Vertrauen

My attempt at a Season 3. Translation: Vertrauen - Trust (German)

Now, you may enjoy my stories. My Digimon stories are on haitus while I write for Rozen Maiden. Be sure to look out for all my OCs, like Marina, Dana, Yasmin, Suuri, and Amon, my crazy bitch. She's the craziest of them all. But, don't worry, I wasn't smoking or drinking anything when I made her. I'm underage. At least, I hope I wasn't...