Hello.

Hola.

Bonjour.

Guten Tag.

Aloha.

And all those other languages that I cannot speak. But now I shall speak in the most universally-known language: Teenager.

Hey.

Anywhoo. Welcome to my page. My name, as far as you all are concerned is Ali Maximum. It has been for a couple of years on here, and might stay that way. I dunno, I might get bored with it in a while. But I digress.

Most people with author's pages and profiles on Fanfiction usually include some basic information on themselves. My question is: why open yourself up to all the potential whatever-might-happens? Once again, I digress.

But, in the effort to fit in, I shall include some basics. Not that anyone ever actually reads these, though.

My name is stated above, however, if you're too lazy to look above, it's Ali Maximum. My age is old enough to be on here without any questioning from the viewers at home. My gender is female, which is cool because women are awesome.

I like to read, and some of my favorite books and series are: Alex Rider by Anthony Horowitz, Maximum Ride by James Patterson, Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan, I Am Number Four by Pitticus Lore, Mitch Rapp series by Vince Flynn, Thursday Next series by Jasper Fforde, and Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare.

If you cannot tell by now, I am a writer. I often have several original stories going at once, not to mention my fanfictions. Which means that things get pushed to the back. I will tell you this, however. Nothing will ever be abandoned. Sure, it might take me close to a year to update, but I always will. You'll just have to wait for me to get my act together and feel guilty about not updating.

I love getting reviews from readers. But not reviews like "Update soon!" No. I want reviews that tell me what they liked, what they thought was weird, what totally sucked. And, I will always try to respond to the people who are logged in and reviewed. Please and thanks.

My Stories:

C'est la Vie: Alex Rider. About a girl who wants to know who her father is. What happens when she's on a crash course with Alex Rider?

Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker: Alex Rider. Stormbreaker, with a twist. Alex is a girl.

A Spy's Promise is a Hard One to Keep: Alex Rider. A story in poem verse.

Operation: Oh, Please Just Shoot Me Now: Alex Rider. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Our favorite SAS unit is about to find out if this popular adage is true.

And insert pointless quotes and copy-and-pastes ...No, not there.

HERE!