A/N: Here's the final chapter, everyone! Okay, I know I say this every single time, but this chapter really DOES suck. I added a freaking author insert. I dunno why I did it, cuz they always turn out to be Mary Sue-ish and this is probably no exception, but I did it on a whim and now I'm too lazy to think of something better to write. Meh.
But on a brighter note.... this fic has 58 reviews! O.O Holy crap! and to think my last record was 12! Did my writing improve drastically, or is this story simply so stupid that people think it resembles humour? I'm pretty sure it's the latter...
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing except for my two loyal OCs at the end, but while they're in my fanfiction, all the characters (including Anthony Horowitz) are at my mercy!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!
[TruthxLies111 has been forcefully dragged into the chatroom]
[ColdEyedAssassin has been forcefully dragged into the chatroom]
[Brokenangelwings90 has been forcefully dragged into the chatroom]
[Herebirdybirdy has been forcefully dragged into the chatroom]
[XAwesomeViperX has been forcefully dragged into the chatroom]
[Tehwolfman7 has been forcefully dragged into the chatroom]
[Trickster101spy has been forcefully dragged into the chatroom]
[Techie has been forcefully dragged into the chatroom]
TruthxLies111: huh!?!?
Tehwolfman7: what the-
Techie: How'd I get here?!?
Brokenangelwings90: Wtf?
Herebirdybirdy: woah, one moment I was playing on meh notdoppler and now I'm here! wut happened!?!?
[Techie has left the chatroom]
[ColdEyedAssassin has left the chatroom]
Anthony_Horowitz: Hello everyone, you've been called here by me, your creator.
Tehwolfman7: .....
TruthxLies111: ....
Trickster101spy: ....
Herebirdybirdy: ....God?
Anthony_Horowitz: Well technically yes, I am your God. I control everything you do. You all are merely characters in my book.
XAwesomeViperX: that's bullshit.
Trickster101spy: Ikr.
Anthony_Horowitz: I don't care what you think, because I can change your thoughts too.
[Anthony_Horowitz has changed characters' thoughts]
TruthxLies111: Okay, so we're all characters in your book. Now why are you here?
Anthony_Horowitz: I know many of you have suffered during the course of this story.
Brokenangelwings90: I know I have. Thanks a lot, Horowitz.
[Brokenangelwings90 has left the chatroom]
Anthony_Horowitz: It was not my doing. This story has been completely the fault of a fanfiction writer.
XAwesomeViperX: you mean.....
Herebirdybirdy: OH NOES!
Trickster101spy: We've fallen prey to fanfiction!
Anthony_Horowitz: Yes, fanfiction writers can be very sadistic and heartless creatures.
DreammakerTwilight: Hey! I wasn't THAT mean! Some people actually put Alex and Yassen together in a bed! All I did was put them in the same chatroom!
TruthxLies111: what the-
Tehwolfman7: how'd you get here?!?
DreammakerTwilight: ....uh.....
Anthony_Horowitz: Because we are all still inside her fanfiction, so she may play God and appear at will. This is called an "Author Insert".
DreammakerTwilight: ...LIES!!!!
Anthony_Horowitz: I could sue you for this, you know.
DreammakerTwilight: no you cant! I added a disclaimer! T^T
Anthony_Horowitz: True, but you're openly arguing with one of the most famous young adult fiction writers in the world, so guess who has more money?
DreammakerTwilight: .........
[Anthony_Horowitz has been forcefully dragged out of the chatroom]
DreammakerTwilight: BWAHAHAHA YOU ARE ALL AT MY MERCY
Trickster101spy: ....crazy girl.
TruthxLies111: Let's go find a better fanfiction.
Tehwolfman7: agreed.
[Trickster101spy has left the chatroom]
[TruthxLies111 has left the chatroom]
[Tehwolfman7 has left the chatroom]
DreammakerTwilight: ...guys?
DreammakerTwilight: C'mon, I promise I'll be nice!
DreammakerTwilight: ....please come back nao? =(
Herebirdybirdy: HAH! sucker!
DreammakerTwilight: Eagle! You're still here! xD
Herebirdybirdy: oh crap! no I'm not, not I'm not....
[Herebirdybirdy has left the chatroom]
DreammakerTwilight: -sniff- nobody likes me.... :'(
XAwesomeViperX: I'm still here.
DreammakerTwilight: -gasp- Snakey!!!! yay!!!! You didn't leave me!!! xD
XAwesomeViperX: yeah, it's safer here than where they're going.
DreammakerTwilight: and where's that?
XAwesomeViperX: I dunno, but they randomly jumped into some fanfiction that had "K-Unit" and "torture" in the summary, so... I think I'd best stay here.
DreammakerTwilight: ooh, a torture fic! Those are so fun~
XAwesomeViperX: ...creep.
[XAwesomeViperX has left the chatroom]
DreammakerTwilight: oh come on, not you too....
DreammakerTwilight: ...I'm warning ya, them fanfic writer's torture is pretty rough!
DreammakerTwilight: :'(
DreammakerTwilight: ....it's so quiet.....
DreammakerTwilight: this chatroom needs more people.
[Merpgluie has been forcefully dragged into the chatroom]
[Terrorists_R_Us has been forcefully dragged into the chatroom]
Merpgluie: Hi Dreammaker!
Terrorists_R_Us: yo!
DreammakerTwilight: Hi guys! Hey, aren't I awesome?
Merpgluie: of course.
Terrorists_R_Us: duh. what a stupid question to ask.
DreammakerTwilight: I knew it. xD
Behind a brightly-lit Toshiba widescreen laptop, a messy-looking Chinese-American girl smiled satisfyingly. Yes, OCs were so much nicer than those cruel, prejudiced canon characters....
Several fanfictions away, eight Alex Rider characters sneezed simultaneously.*
*There's an old Japanese myth that says when you sneeze, it means someone's saying bad things about you behind your back.
A/N: There. It was horrible, but review anyway to make me feel good, please? =)
IMPORTANT NOTICE: I am starting another multi-chapter Alex Rider fanfiction, thanks to the (relative) popularity of this one! It's titled "The Global Conquest of the Jellybeans" on my profile. Yes, you read that right. Jellybeans. Now go check it out. I only have a teaser/prolougue up right now, but I'll be updating it soon.