A/N: Song: The Monster Mash

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The K-Unit Mash

I was working in the barracks late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For a spying Cub from his bed began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the K-unit mash
The K-unit mash
It was a SAS smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the K-unit mash

From the Sergeants room in the camps east
To the mess hall where the soldiers eat
The spies all came from their Bank
To get a bullet from my gun

They did the mash
They did the K-unit mash
The K-unit mash
It was a SAS smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the K-unit mash

The Sergeants were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Fox.
Mrs Jones and her peppermints

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Wolf on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The Yassen was about to arrive
With the vocal group, "Eagle out key"

They played the mash
They played the K-unit mash
The K-unit mash
It was a SAS smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the K-unit mash

Out from Venice, Scorpia voice did ring
Seems they was troubled by just one thing
They phoned up and shook they fist
And said, "Whatever happened to our Scorpia twist?"

It's now the mash
It's now the K-unit mash
The K-unit mash
And it's a SAS smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the K-unit mash

Blunt has died of shock
And our K-unit mash is the hit of the land
For you, the spying, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Snake sent you

Then you can mash
Then you can K-unit mash
The K-unit mash
And do our SAS smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can K-Unit mash...

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I have no idea why I did this, all I can say is this is the work I did on the last class of maths before the summer. It was more fun than… I have no idea what work we were to do that day.