Hey this is Anticsareme. Some of you may know me as Unices's Squirrel Girl. But here I am just Anticsareme. I love writing and reading stories online.

But here's a challenge for you. Write a story with this Concept, Kid Zoom.
Kid Zoom is basically either a Flash, Justice League Universe, Young Justice or similar story involving the villain Zoom, and the ever famous Flash family. The floor is open to you writers. PM me so I can read if you wish to take this challenge.

1. Your real name: Susanna

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Anxansus

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Susizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Razmataz raccoon

5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Michelle Chandler

Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Lausu

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, favdrink): Ash sprite

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Heather Alan

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Beibei

7. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Honeycrisp life

8. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Razmataz bandana

PONDER THIS

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Why is it that 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged!?

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*he who can, does. he who can't,teaches* -unknown
*Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you*-unknown
*Knowledge talks, wisdom listens* -unknown
*in the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away* -shing xiong
*when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, show life 100 reasons to smile* -unknown
*I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.* -unknown
*When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us*-alexander bell
*live with no excuses, love with no regret* -montel
*You've got to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you've got, and remember what you had. Always forgive, but never forget. Learn from mistakes, but never regret.*-unknown

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O_O This is G.I.R.
/ \ Copy and paste him to
‾‾‾ help him spread the Irken and taco invasion.

Got a problem with me? Solve it
Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoe
Can't stand me? Sit down
Can't face me? Turn around
Love me? Great
Hate me? Even better
Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me
Don't like my style? Don't like yours
Don't know me? Don't judge me
Think you know me? You have NO idea!
I'm me. Hate it? Get over it!

Things not to give me:

Chocolate Nut Butters-Emo

Bombs-Chuck Norris becomes my plumber

Nuts-Become bombs

Chipmunks-I KEEL

My band-Randomness on Crack

Squirrel Meat-I die

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

Subject:Scrable

When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

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MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

Stupid Racists

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

None of that 'Sis'-sy Stuff

Are you tired of those
sissy 'friendship' poems
that always sound good,
but never actually come close
to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of
True Friendship.
You WON'T see
cutesy little smiley faces
on this card-
Just the stone cold truth
of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!

2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile,
I will know you are
plotting something
that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be until you
quit whining, ya big baby!!

6. When you are confused,
I will use little words.

7. When you are sick,
Stay away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall,
I'll pick you up
and dust you off--
After I laugh my rear off!!

9. This is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only YOU
can feel the
true warmth.

Life Math

What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8118423151811 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11141523125475 = 96

Will take you far. But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
120209202145 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2211212198920 = 103

are better! AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1191911919199147 = 118

Ways to make sure you're insane:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

6. Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

7. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

8. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

9. Sing along at the opera.

10 .Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

11 .Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

12 .When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

13 .When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

QUOTES

Jack Sparrow: (to Barbossa) Well, yes mate. See, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Jack Sparrow: I know those cannons. It's the Pearl.
Man in Jail: The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.
Jack Sparrow: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?
Jack Sparrow: Or you could surrender.

Jack Sparrow: (Describing Will to the cannibal villagers) Lum se se, eunich-y. Snip snip.

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Jack Sparrow: My compass is unique.
Norrington: Unique here having the meaning of broken?
Jack Sparrow: True enough.

Will Turner: What about Jack? I can't leave without him!
(sees Jack getting chased by cannibals)
Will Turner: Time to go.

Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
(Two or three people raise their hands)
Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them...

"Up is down"? Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful.
Jack Sparrow, reading off a map

Davy Jones: You can do nothing without the key!
Jack Sparrow: I already have the key!
Davy Jones: (is holding the key) No you don't.
Jack Sparrow: Oh, that key.

Jack Sparrow: William, have you noticed something? Or rather, something that's not there to be noticed?
Will Turner: You haven't sounded the alarm.
Jack Sparrow: Odd, isn't it? Not as odd as this...
(referring to Will strapping the dead bodies of East India Co. soldiers to barrels and dropping them overboard)

Good Friend VS Best Friend

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run hoe, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

Okay, for any author who has been told they shouldn't write a story just because they put in don't like don't read. For a person who is told they shouldn't write a story about something they really like. Because it shows you don't respect the show or book. Uh think for a minute. If you don't like that kind of stuff, what are you doing here?

Funny Stuff:

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.

Flames will be used to roast marshmallows, roast wenies and make smores... Possibly given to Kiba and Akamaru, Wally, Mas, Menos,Ikimono-ko and Chouji. Roasted veggies go to Zak and Beast boy.

My chapters are always short so NO COMPLAINING!

Nobody owns me because I own me.