Ever feel that your life was a bad T.V show? But it was all real? Maybe that's how Wally felt when he was kidnapped by someone who was more like Batman, than Robin himself. Wally was walking home from the library with a new book. Summer was on its way. Wally could feel it deep in his body. Until a large black van pulled up beside him. Before he knew what was going on he was dragged into the van through the window.

"What the …mf…MMMFF!" he cried with his mouth gagged. It felt like he was sitting on someone's lap. His hands were restrained.

"Drive. Drive! DRIVE!" yelled a person behind him. The driver floored the gas and turned into the school parking lot. Wally was too scared to do much. This driver was as bad as Roy and as reckless as Batman. Eventually doing a donut and parking perfectly in an open spot. Wally looked at the driver to see a senior in his school. A male about his height. Messy black hair and sunglasses. A huge Robin like grin was on his face.

"What's going on? Who are you?" Wally yelled. The driver smiled.

"Come on Walls. You don't remember me? You, me and Roy used to dye Batman's underwear 'My Little Pony Pink.' We shaved Roy's legs when he fell asleep in the Batcave. I gave you chocolate milk and then locked you up in a closet…"

"Oh no."

Months later (yes I'll explain later)

Wally wouldn't stop pacing in the corridors of the Mountain. If he was late he'd be in more trouble than he could imagine. But he had to wait. Because he also said he'd be there to pick him up. He eventually ran to the kitchen to get something to eat. Meanwhile Robin had just installed new security cameras. He was showing the team how they worked. On Wally. He showed them that Wally was going to the kitchen, where Robin had left an exploding laxative cake for him.

Wally shot over to the fridge to get something to drink along side the awesome looking cake. But when he opened the door, a hand came out and pulled him inside.

"GAH!" he cried. The team sat for a minute unsure of what happened.

"KF!" yelled Robin running down the halls. The team, who just realized that that was not the prank hurried after to help their red-headed teammate.

Meanwhile Wally was in the back of a large van.

"Tim! Really?" he yelled at the driver. The driver was a guy a little smaller than Wally, with messy black hair, a wicked smile, wore lots of black (think ninja) and a pair of sunglasses.

"Well… Yeah," he said evilly.

"WHY!" yelled Wally.

"Because Dada Bats won't let me in the big bad mountain of ultimate kiddy justice," he answered speeding off toward Wally's school. Wally glared at him.

"You came all this way, just to kidnap me through the fridge right?" asked Wally.

"Yeah," he laughed, "Now get changed."

"Aw. Do I have to?" he asked looking at the bag in the back.

"Yes. If we aren't in full uniform, Sarona will kill us."

"Mrs. Sarona? She's actually showing up?" he asked. Tim nodded his head grimly. Then put on an excited smile.

"We'll show her how awesome we have gotten! For team rejectables!" he cried. Wally sighed.

"I will never understand how you were raised Tim."

"Wah? I was raised in a cave. Just cause I'm not like the little one, doesn't mean I wasn't trained the same."

Confusing? It should be. It will work itself out in time… It will!

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