AU/multiple points of departure, with the intent to fix/sane-itize/create internal consistency, allowing rational agents to take things to the extreme. Visser Three is competent, the Yeerks are moving rapidly, and the Animorphs are actually trying to win (but are inexperienced and unprepared). Inspired by Worm and HPMOR.

AU,6th yr. Draco has a secret, he's a genius. Bill Weasley is teaching Ancient Runes. 6th year brings debate class, mystery, horcruxes, etc. The story is complete, but I am currently editing and commenting on the chapters. NEW FORMAT as of 1/14 - All newly revised chapters will be at the END of the story, for ease of reading. It makes way more sense this way...

Harriet Potter is back for a fourth year of quietly masquerading as her pureblooded cousin in order to pursue her dream. There are those in the Wizarding World who refuse to see her fade into the background, however, and when the forces she's been ignoring conspire to bring her to the fore, it will take everything she has to see her artifice through. Alanna the Lioness take on HP4.

Kyubey promised that humanity would reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.

AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.

The Marvel Universe rebooted differently. Ignores all Marvel/Ultimate Marvel continuity, draws on both. Initial focus on a spider-bitten person. Later chapters will feature other characters. Many things from "regular" comics will be different or missing. No Asgard, no bloody mutants, no aliens. Some "regular/Ultimate Marvel" mutants may appear as normal humans or MUTATES instead.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

The Torchwood team have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Set between Adam and Reset. Rated T because of Jack Harkness, swearing, mature themes, slash etc... it's Torchwood!

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?

Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.

Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

Post-KH alternate timeline where Riku killed Sora. Organization XIII is now free to conquer all; with darkness and nothingness at war for control of the universe, is there still hope?

She can't live a fantastic life without him; maybe she doesn't have to. Reunion!fic, modelled after a true series as much as possible, narrated by our favourite luminous being, and stealing a chapter from TCASM's "What If". 10/Rose, alt!Ten/Rose

Stanley Pines had to chew his way out of the trunk of a car. In hindsight, it sounded like a funny story, but he doesn't remember it being so funny at the time.

For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.

A fancily-dressed older gentleman buys passage on Serenity for himself and his large blue crate, with no specific destination. Who is he, and what's his real agenda? Strange things are afoot... Firefly/Doctor Who 3rd Doctor crossover.

Third in The Code trilogy. Draco's a genius who denounced Voldemort and was disowned. Now he's staying at the Order, helping find the rest of the Horcruxes while trying to keep his sanity. He might learn a lot there...if he lets himself. Next story now up - The End Code.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

My personal take on Ash never growing older.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]

Pinkie Pie is visited by a strange customer whilst working at Sugarcube Corner. Chaos ensues.

What if...Zexion was a famous author? Axel was a fireman? Cloud wore leather pants? Reviewers suggest ideas! ALL ONESHOTS AkuRoku, Zemyx, Soriku, Cleon, MarVexen! AND Cloud/Sora! AND Xemnas/Saix! AND Kairi/Namine! All One shots Current: What if Roxas was shrunk to the size of a pop can?

You wouldn't think that Jack having a backup coat and uniform would have been a bad idea, but when rifts, hellmouths and Halloween combine Xander ends up in a great coat of trouble. BtVS/Torchwood crossover.

Dawn becomes critically ill when the magic binding her in human form starts to degrade. Lucky for her, two Doctors come to her rescue and join forces to find the one thing that can cure her, the Key of Time. This is the fourth story in "The Doctor's Faith" series starting with "The Doctor's Faith Healing".

HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John

With the knowledge of who Voldemort really is, The Doctor and Hermione recruit old friends to help with the destruction of the Horcruxes.

Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.

Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.

In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.

Much like Martin's housemates do for him, Carolyn Knapp-Shappey has a list of rules for Arthur.

Fifth and final chapter in the Broken series. Harry's life has changed, but one thing stays the same: the Black Council - The Circle - still have plans, and Harry's still standing in the way. But he won't stand alone. It all comes down to this...

Another year at Hogwarts, and, as always, last year's events have consequences... Sequel to The Best Defense. Not Yoma's, see my profile for links. Yu Yu HakushoHarry Potter crossover. Abandoned.

Luna was always special, alway different. But after misfortune sweeps through her life, she finds herself somewhere even she couldn't have imagined. But then, traveling the stars is far more exciting than merely staring up at them, and she's always been willing to believe the unusual.

A rewrite of Star Wars Episode IV using ponies! Something I did for fun, enjoy.

A What If tale. What would have happened if the Doctor, looking for Melody after Demon's Run, had been taken by the TARDIS to Godric's Hollow? And he was the first there? Amy and Rory raise the saviour of the Wizarding World with input from River and the Doctor. God help the Wizarding World. Will eventually ship canon pairings. Please Read and Review. T for future chapters.

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.

Molly, Lestrade, Donovan, Anderson, Mrs. Hudson, John, Mycroft, and Irene are all convinced that they are the only one who knows the truth about Sherlock and must hide it from each other. Naturally, when Sherlock does come back it all gets rather strange

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.

Equestria is a land of magic and harmony, a peaceful realm ruled by immortal,benevolent monarchs. But at what cost is this possible? A fateful encounter leads Twilight Sparkle to find out exactly how.

MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

In memory of Nicholas Courtney, 1929-2011. Previously titled 'Hail and Farewell.' The Doctors say goodbye to an old friend, each in their own time and in their own way... Complete: featuring all Doctors 1-11

A sequel to Trauma Team. Though unjustly imprisoned and destined to live out his life in a freezer, he holds no hate in his heart. With friends on the outside, working off his sentence became a very real possibility. But when no one visits for weeks...

Seven Doctors are being pulled in one by one on Halloween night to what would seem like a perfectly benign haunted house - benign except for the corpse found in the hidden chamber. The third (multi-year, not quite annual) October Project! Currently working on a 2018 completion...

Oneshot: Pinkie Pie randomly shows up at the apartment of one Harry Dresden, Wizard-for-hire. And then she does ... whatever it is that Pinkie Pie does.

It was a normal dismal 16th birthday for Harry in the park near Privet drive. Harry was isolated from everyone he cared for, the Durselys were all being right bastards, and life just plain sucked. Then Harry met a stranger.

A madman in a blue box. A girl lost within her own timeline, traveling the stars. Amy's going to kill him when she finds out.

A Mary Sue has infiltrated the world of Harry Potter and decided to combine it with Twilight. Four unwilling and snarky readers of the story are drawn into the brave new world of magic, sparkles, and interactive narrators.

Life is short. Join Albert Sartre and CR-S01 as they attempt to make the most of it. Ch. 6 - New school, new life. Ch. 7 - Winter break has finally begun! My first multi-chapter fic. Spoilers for Trauma Team. Please R&R!

Rose thought she'd come to terms with the knowledge that she's not the first, but when she finds those visual records of previous TARDIS inhabitants, she begins to wonder. Will she be able to handle learning of the Doctor's past? Post-School Reunion.

Another family murdered, and another case for the CBI that Jane's determined to close. But this one isn't quite what it seems—-something apparently confirmed by the presence of one Doctor John Smith who insists that he's the only one who can sort things.

The Tenth Doctor discovers that his song isn't ending: it's just leaving to join in a greater melody, above and beyond death itself... A oneshot of various pairings and much joy, because I have had it up to HERE with all the emo!Ten floating around.

Sequel to Altered Destinies: Harry returns to his original time to find the wizarding world changed due to his actions in the past. Not only does his family and friends await, but so does a new prophecy. Reading AD first is required to understand!

Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!

Spiked tacos, spatiotemporal distortion, and bad films, oh my! What happens when, due to sudden but inevitable betrayal, the Nostalgia Critic is dropped into the universe of the Big Bang Theory? This is crack, just to warn you.

Inigo Montoya has lost everything, and now he just wants to drown his sorrows. But a pirate from another dimension is about to make his life a bit more interesting...

"Lestrade didn't know about high-functioning sociopath, but a high-functioning drug addict Sherlock certainly was." An exploration of Sherlock on drugs and Lestrade fulfilling the role of somebody who cares. Angsty. Will be a two-shot.

Following a message on the psychic paper, the Doctor and Amy arrive on a planet both completely alien and worringly familiar, where prophecies about the Doctor's past and future may yet come to pass...

What does it take to end a war? For Harry Potter, the last throw of the dice would count for all. Bargains have been struck and the road to Hell has been paved with the regret of the guilty. A war may end, but a new one will begin...

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?

Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.

October 2015 and Hobbes in now in the possession of a young 5-year-old girl who is the offspring of some familiar characters. Follow the girl and her trust companion on a day in the life of a child and her tiger.Also see what became others. Enjot. Oneshot

Exactly what the title says. What becomes of Donna Noble. Collection of losely conected oneshots that take place after JE

Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.

AU Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts. Or has he? Between an imposter walking the halls, a DADA teacher with more books than brains, and a spate of mysterious petrifications, can Chris keep his secret identity intact? Now in Year 2. BEING REWRITTEN!

Something has gone terribly wrong at the Organization. Who's behind this? A oneshot I came up with when I should have been paying attention in class.

The Doctor is out of his depth. The Doctor is wondering what he could possibly be thinking. The companions are having the time of their lives. Two threats at once lead to a complicated situation. ZephyrFox's request for July II.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

A little education on pop culture...at least that's the Doctor's excuse.

Everyone knows that life in Sunnydale is strange right? But there's strange and then there's STRANGE. Oneshot

Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.

Crack ficlet, set during the episode "Dalek". So the Dalek has absorbed the entire Internet of 2012. Given what the Internet is like NOW, I shudder to think...

When James Bond is given an unusual assignment, he quickly discovers that the fate of his world and those beyond it depends on its success. Crossover of James Bond, Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire, and many others. COMPLETE! Part II upcoming.

So a vampire, an MI6 agent, and an alien crime lord walk into a bar...Oneshot crossover of Star Wars, Twilight, James Bond, Devil May Cry, and Discworld. Final Fantasy cameo.

The Boy Who Lived didn't. Now 13 years after Harry Potter was murdered by the Dursleys, magical England is on the verge of collapse. So Luna Lovegood wishes for someone to come and make it all better.

The Time War is over. The Daleks and the Time Lords are dead, save one. And for the Doctor, his newest life is just beginning. Crossover with “Star Trek: DS9.” Pre–“Rose,” S5 for DS9. Rating has gone up! BLOOPERS UP!

His encounter with this child was exactly the same as when he first met Lyra...Everything she did, every deep breath she took, her stare, her posture, reminded him of Lyra. He found himself saying the same words: “Who are you?” "Lyra Silvertongue."

Co-write w/Dragonshadow. Ash returns from Sinnoh to find a very different Kanto waiting for him. Strange new laws have banned keeping and training Pokemon entirely. Trainers who resist are branded as fugitives. And only Ash and Co can find out why... AAML

When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.

Classes on nautical terms and language, pirates and piracy, characterization, and historical accuracy will be taught by the characters themselves. Loosely based off Camilla Sandman's OFUM.

Spoilers for KH1, CoM, KH2. Every Organization has to start somewhere. A look at the Nobodies and how they learn the rules of an existence they never expected.

For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.

He finds himself thinking about death more than he used to. Not that this body’s unsatisfactory or even really wearing out, he’s just feeling morbid and tired and all the burgundy and skinny ankles really don’t help." A fourth Doctor character study.

The trio are bored and dispirited during their book 7 wanderings, which can lead to only one thing: more Muggle fairytale madness! Seventh in a series.

There's no such thing as aliens, and no gorram freakish flying box is going to convince any of the crew of Serenity otherwise. Doctor Who/Firefly crossover.

Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.

The Hero Trilogy, Part Three. Harry Potter has assumed the mantle of the Darkslayer and enemies older than the universe declare war against the Boy Who Lived... Worlds will collide, time will unravel, and Harry's soul will burn in the fires of Oblivion...

Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.

Just as it says. Never have another problem with your Tenth Doctor again with this handy guide!

The Hero Trilogy, Part Two. Whether he survives or not, Harry Potter has changed the very nature of magic forever. Alone and bereft, the Boy Who Lived will learn that his enemies are not gone, but have evolved, and that power does not grow, but consumes..

Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.

A Marxist critique of Tetris.

Hired to steal a supposed alien from one of Paquin's top ringmasters, Mal Reynolds figures things are gonna go even less smooth than usual. Then a passenger calling himself 'the Doctor' shows up, and things go all manner of crazy...

The Hero Trilogy, Part One. After the tragedy of his fifth-year, Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts and to a war that will shake the Wizarding and Muggle worlds to their very core. Peace rests on the edge of a sword, and on the courage of Harry alone.

The Doctor assures her this is the weirdest planet they will ever set foot on. A truer statement has never been made, as Rose soon finds out. The triplicated terror, manifestations of chaos, a smug and giggling TARDIS, and much more!

Crackfic for a timeandchips challenge. A dalek seeks something forbidden.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

Snapshots from the world of Harry Potter, taken from the point of view of canon characters. Single moments, illuminated.

COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.

PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.

Buffy, Xander and Willow find themselves in a rather familiar situation. A Harry Potter crossover.

The diagnostics team that quotes Firefly together stays together. Come on, you know you want to read it.

COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.

COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?

When things go to Hell, Willow needs the help of someone who feels sympathy for the Devil. Crossover with Peter O'Donnell's Modesty Blaise novels and short stories. Complete.

Two mysteries. Two of the greatest minds in the multiverse. One variable. Oh bugger... Sherlock Holmes - Discworld crossover FINISHED!

Buffy jumped through the portal and died. But what happened to her next? Chapter twenty-one added and now COMPLETE.