WARNING!!!!: There is swearing and innuendos on this profile, so if you cannot handle that, don't read the Surveys... :)

k... im not good at all describing myself... once in seventh grade... i got an F on a report in science on ADHD for talking too much and getting distracted while presenting which is ironic cause those are symptoms of ADHD...

I was born on the day of Xaldin.

In the month of Axel.

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, and Zexion

And I'm Xemnas + Vexen years old (almost)

My favorite number is Zexion

But my lucky number is Zexion (and Roxas)

If you get it, put your own on your profile!

Favorite Quote - I have several in no particular order:

1 This isn’t Pokemon, You don’t have to flip out.

2 Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils...

3 The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

4 I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

5 Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

6 All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

7 “Like music on the waters is your sweet voice to me.”

8 If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.

9 "You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."

10 This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast.

11 “Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man... I could be eating a slow learner."

12 “Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.”

13 When choosing between the lesser of the two evils, go for the bigger one, because no matter what, it’s still evil and the bigger one is most likely more fun (quote by me nyahaha)

14 It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

15 What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?

'Hold my purse.'

16 He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

17 Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

18 Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

19 And the hardest part of living is just taking breathes to stay

20 A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

21 He who laughs last didn't get it.

22 But compared to your eyes nothing shines quite as bright

23 If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

24 The worst thing is holding on to someone who doesn’t want to be held on to.

25 And the worst part is knowing that even if I walk away, my heart will always be waiting for you to follow.

26 And I can’t tell if you’re laughing between each smile there’s a tear in your eye

some of them are song lyrics

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?

Playing Challenge the Zodiac. It's a board game

2. Who are you in love with?

Everyone. :)

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?

Yes. Hey! The title of 'mac&cheese' confused me!

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Me dress, and a shoebox (a shoebox of li-e-li-i-ies haha song lyric)

5. Are you hot?

No, of course not. I'm sexy

6. Last food that you ate?

Life-savers mints of the wint o green variety

7. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

This dress I'm wearing. My sister talked me into buying a light pink sundress... I have no clue why I agreed I was going to get the really emo greyish color because it looks good on me, but apparently the pink looks better *shrugs*

8. When is the last time you ran?

About forty minutes ago. I thought my sister was going to spray cold, cold water on me, so I booked it to the nearest open door.

9. What's the last sporting event you watched?

Uhhh... Nascar? Just kidding FUTBALL! haha

10. What is your favorite animal?

I like cows and manatees

11. Your dream vacation?

Uhhh... the ocean, I've never been, but I'm dying to see it in person. I'm obsessed with sunsets over the sea. They're beautiful.

12. Worst injury you've ever had?

I was sledding and I ran into a pole, and got six stitches above my eye. I was six, and my lucky number is six and I just love the number six, ironically. Huh, I just noticed...

13. Have you been in love?

I have no clue whether or not I'm in love right now...

14. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

A sexy smile and laugh. Not that I have that.

15. What are your plans for tonight?

Hopefully watching my sister and her best friend pretend to be lesbians in walmart. Then have a major fight and breaking up. You don't understand, we live in a town where everyone's against gay marriage, so it's going to be hilarious watching their faces HAHA!

16. Ever go to camp?

Yup, two kinds of church camp this year and last.

17. Were you an honor roll student in school?

I was in elementary, but not so much middle school. Teehee.

18. What do you want to know about the future?

Whether or not we get Jetpacks. How awesome would that be? (I have a jacket with a jetpack on the back. It's FTSK!)

19. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?

Hmmm... I don't think so...

20. Where is your best friend?

Ohio... *sigh*

21. What are you listening to right now?

Slow Down by The Academy Is... 'You kiss me like an over-dramatic actor, who's starving for words, with one last shot to make it happen' my favorite line in that song. Now it's Anthem of Our Dying Day by Story of the Year 'I'd scream this song right in your face if you were here, I swear I'll never miss a beat, 'cause I never, never have before' My fave line in that one...

22. Do you collect anything?

Stickers, random Hello Kitty things I get at the Sanrio store., CDs/music, Stuffed animals (i like to get them in pairs, so two teddy bears, two frogs, two monkeys, etc...), Those really old bed comforters that have been really worn and are soft, and probably have a lot of holes in them. I just never throw them out.

23. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?

I don't really know any gossipers...

24. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?

I can't drive

25. What does your last text message say?

Yes he is ficing the electrical problem- my landlord's wife

26. Do you like hot sauce?

Meh... I guess so

27. Last time you took a shower?

Today as soon as I woke up. Which was almost 4 in the afternoon. I love summer.

28. What were you doing at 12AM last night?

I was either watching Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself or Zombieland (best movie I have ever seen. And that's saying something) I can't remember what time it was when I started them.

my favorite Animes:

Vampire Knight (working on a story... look forward to it... when i get around to putting it on here...)

Death Note (have and idea for a story... probably won't become a typened (is that a word?) thing...)

Ouran High School Host Club (really long title... but i have a story that is, in my opinion, really good. i actually have about the first chapter typed)

Naruto (not really anymore but... thought i'd put that on here cause it's pretty awesome.)

Black Cat

Chibi Vampire AKA Karin

Howl's Moving Castle

Inuyasha

Ultra Maniac

Yurara (no fanfiction stories though... :( i love it!!)

Books:

The Books of Ember (it's a series on the fanfic list it's called The City of Ember cause that's the first book)

Vampire Beach (no fic list though...:'( I LOVE THOSE BOOKS!! my sis didn't though... :( )

Dangerous Girls (no fic list its about Vampires!!)

Games:

Kingdom Hearts (i have a fic for it 2ND CHAPPIE UP!!)

Final Fantasy(s)

The Legend of Zelda (especially Twilight Princess!!! But not Majora's Mask... I hated that one...)

Okami ( not sure if that's spelled right... and it doesn't have a fic list)

Movies:

August Rush (most amazing movie EVA!!)

The Little Mermaid

and... just about every Disney Princess movie... and others that aren't Disney... don't feel like writing them out...

ZOMBIELAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *twitch* (I take it back, *twitch* Zombieland is the most amazing movie EVA!! *twitch*

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (naturally blonde...)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (a type of Christian...)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (part German, actually (:)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent (I believe being straight edge means violence, too. But, maybe that's just me)

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. (NOT true!! I'm not perfect, and I don't know anyone who is. Not even my LDS friends are PERFECT)
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (Born in Texas, raised in Ohio)
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (What's a fan character? Who's Mary-sue? Oh, I get it now... after much research))
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (meh... not true anymore...)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (though I am childish nyuk, nyuk, nyuk)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (I did cut once... only once, though... with a piece of glass from a mirror I broke... I tried to do it again, but I scared myself by reading books about cutters, so I stopped trying)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (I only point them out to myself, though...)

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls

(This was written by a guy)
Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock (indie), put this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (always in Orchestra... nyuk, nyuk, nyuk)

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile (Vincent Valentine and all of his Sexy guns, hell yeah! that'd be amazing!)

You have said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

f you against racisim, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (same with that fucking Rabbit, Asian trix FTW!!!)

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile (pretty much everything I've ever read, played, or watched, I've had a crush on them... Ash Ketchem was my first, them T.K from Digimon... and I think you can get the rest...)

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Madison! not saying her last name, though I'm almost positive she doesn't use fanfiction, but if she does, I doubt she'd find my profile unless she's a secret anime&game freak e.o)

If you like to write, copy/paste this in your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (pooshnaw! it's actually my family's word, my brother Jarred made it up. I'm not telling you what it means, though! Also, don't tell anyone, but Jarred is my favorite brother! nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

If you draw anime/manga paste this onto your profile. (not very good, though)

if you like writing paste this onto your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. (both o.e)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If u think cats r awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Mintytooth, Mistytail, RockerGirl0709, IluvHikaruAndKaoru, XxstevexX

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Actually, this doesn't apply anymore =3) )

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Animals count)

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This next bit here is the cutest, sadest thing ever...

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check

Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Month one

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

92 percent of teens have moved on to rap and hip-hop. If you're one of the 8 percent that likes to rock and roll, copy this into your profile!

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile.

／l、

（ﾟ､ ｡ ７

l、 ~ヽ

じしf,)ノ

This is Kitty.

SUPPORT THE KITTY!

Copy & paste this in your profile. Kitty will rule the world!! K? :D

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry, Princess-Christina-Ark, RockerGirl0709, IluvHikaruAndKaoru, XxstevexX

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and paste this into your profile. (my obbsession with Kaoru Hitachiin and Vincent Valentine is just... unhealthy)

1- Kaoru

2- Haruhi

3- Tamaki

4- Mori

5- Hikaru

6- Kyoya

7- Hunny

8- Nekozawa

9- Renge

10- Arai

11- Ranka

12- Usa-chan

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

- Is there even such thing? * looks up in archive* OH MY GAWD!!!!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

- Very, very, very cute!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

- O.O …WoW…

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Not just about her...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

- I guess so

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

- Niether

7) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

No... Just... no...

8) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

- Probably

9) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic

- Only Usa-chan Understands. Or… I don’t know, I had it, but, I lost it.

10) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

- Ne… what’s that?

11) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

- Nope

12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

- Maybe…?

13) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

- Ummm… I…D…K…?

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

- lol Take It Away by The Used (burn the sun, burn the light! TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE IT AWAY!)

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

- There’s some crazy shit goin’ on here, okay?

16) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

- “Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for

Christmas?”

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!

A POEM I FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PLEASE PASS IT ON!

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually the oncoming train

Some people are like slinkies, they're good for nothing, but they sure make you laugh when you push 'em down a flight of stairs

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls

Copy and repost if you're 12 or older and still watch some shows on Nickolodeon (Once again, not sure if I spelled that right...)

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Zexion. No competition.(though Sora and Roxas are very close seconds VERY close)

2. Your favorite KH girl?

I don't like any of the girls. Call me sexist, but pretty much all of them are useless. Actually, I like Xion. I almost forgot about her... (not including Final Fantasy, right... 'Cause then it'd be Yuffie, 'cause she awesome!)

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Demyx, he's so annoying!

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Larxene. It's totally sad that she's the only girl in the organization (till 358/2 Days) and no one that I know likes her.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Halloween Town and

6. Least Favorite World?

Wonderland * shudder * it's so... CONFUSING!!!!

Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

The sexy keyblade called Fenrir... mmmmmmmmmk... I just like it because... I don't know why... maybe because it's sexy...?

Least Favorite Weapon?

I like them all!

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

I don't use summons all that much... (unless I have to)

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Master... Sora's so flipping sexy in gold! Or may be Wisdom because blue is my favorite color! (I'm big on the colors... if you every meet me on a good day, I'll probably be wearing at least three different colors)

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Hmmm... Me and Sora! Just kidding, though we're perfect for each other. I like... Roxas&Namine, Namine&Zexion, Sora&Namine, Namine&Axel, I guess I like Namine, too... I forgot about her... Because All of them are pretty much Kick-ass

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Axel&Roxas because their pairing name is stupid. AkuRoku? I get the A and the Ro, but where the hell did ku come from?!?!?!

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Axel&Olette It's actually really cute.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Vexen and... Selphie! Just kidding, I made that up... * checks fanfiction * Phew! There is none!

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

… Sora went through puberty asleep! What the hell, man!

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

None. I work alone (haha!)

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

No.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No, dammit!

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

… no comment...

Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

…quite possibly

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Hmmm... Olette because he knows her better

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

I actually haven't played that one...

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No, Sexion (yes, Sexion! Sexi for short...) is in it :)

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

… Oh, man... none because I can't choose! And if I chose wrong I'd regret it the rest of my life!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Cloud. I have darkness in my heart ( ] )

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I didn't know you could save on the world map, so I went through the flashbacks, and the Mythril Mines and shut down the game (Without saving!) and go through it again... Oh, wait... that was Final Fantsy VII!!!

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

I would cosplay either as Sora (Master Form) or Zexion. Probably Zexion 'cause all i'd have to do is get a cloak thingy and dye my hair purple! (my hair looks like Zexion's only not in my face, and brown.)

The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Roxas totally beat the shit outta those computers! Haha that was hilarious! Roxas FTW! Computers ftl...

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

All of them! Fwwuuuhhh... I'm so bad with bosses...

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The Drive forms and Roxas at the beginning because both of them are so sexy, I almost had a brain aneurism (sexy and brain aneurism are my two favorite things to say, and I tend to use them where it doesn't apply...)

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora?

Fwuhhh... Their psycho love-child! Just so I could have both...

35. Axel or Demyx

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi so I can kill her, then cry to Larxene so I can also kill her. I hate them both.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

Soriku (Once again, AkuRoku sounds like a love triangle between Axel, Roxas, and Riku)

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx 'cause it involves Zexion... but it also involves Demyx... eh, as long as Zexion's on top (Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk)

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai 'Cause it's not yaoi!

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream (it's so good, I made it once!)

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Cleirith ('cause I hate Tifa with a passion!)

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Zexion, Sora, Roxas, Cloud (Except, he stole Vincent's spot! And his look! Vincent was supposed to be in KH, but they just put his clothes on Cloud and called it okay. But it's NOT okay! Vincent's a Sex God! He should be in every video game ever! Except maybe Zelda, because Link is also a Sex God and i'd die from a nose bleed if they combined the two on one screen...) and Squall ( I refuse to call him Leon, dammit!)

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Final Fantasy! Oh, wait...

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Zexion looks like Kadaj! I did a double-take I'm like, is that...? Awww...

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

All the ones I haven't played! Birth by Sleep, mainly...

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2. Because it's fun to laugh at Sora's now sexy voice (Om nom nom!)

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The sexiness that gives me brain aneurisms