Two updates in one day, am i good? or am i good? Though this is silly and took 10mins, the Naruto one took and hour and a half -sigh-

Pure crack, thought it would be funny, I was listening to silly songs with Larry, and I wanted a bald guy who I could do it about, Rude seemed like a good choice; mainly I love his sunglass obsession, and I love Reno!

Enjoy!

I do not own Final Fantasy (any of them) or Veggie tales/ Silly songs with Larry

I didn't want to change it too much, so I've only edited the lyrics slightly so hopefully it will flow a bit better…or whatever.

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Our curtain opens as Rude, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Rude cries out.

"Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where oh, where ... is my hairbrush?"

Having heard his cry, Tifa enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Rude in a towel, Tifa regains her composure and reports ...

"I think I saw a hairbrush back there!"

Hearing this wonderful news, Rude joyfully cries out

"Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my hairbrush. Back there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back there, back there, back there ... is my hairbrush?"

Having heard his joyous proclamation, Marlene enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Rude in a towel, Marlene regains her composure and comments ...

"Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!"

Rude is taken aback. The thought had never occurred to him. No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush? Rude wonders ...

"No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, no hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where back there, no hair... for my hairbrush."

Having heard his wonderings, Reno enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Rude in a towel, Reno regains his composure and confesses.

"Rude, that old hairbrush of yours ... Well, you never use it, you don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But I gave it to Cloud - 'cause he's got hair!"

Feeling a deep sense of loss, Rude stumbles back and laments...

"Not fair! Oh, my hairbrush. Not fair! My poor hairbrush. Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair, not fair, not fair! My little hairbrush!"

Having heard his lament, Cloud enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Rude and Cloud are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Rude's generosity, Cloud is thankful ...

"Thanks for the hairbrush."

Yes, good has been done here. Cloud exit's the scene. Rude smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, calls out.

"Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh my hairbrush. Take care, take care, don't dare not care. Take care. Nice hair. No fair. Take care, take care ... of my hairbrush."

The end!

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Lolidge!

I thought that if I didn't change it at all, people might shout at me, but it feels sinful to change it

review...or whatever!