I don't own Ciel...I mean...Kuroshitsuji! Yeah. This is basically my mind when I am bored and given a feather and ink to write with. Enjoy! ^_^ By the way, this is my first ever fanfic! Yay!

Dear Bocchan,

I am a demon. I am also one hell of a butler, okay? So…did you know I was responsible for the Black Death? Yeah. I kinda was…I kinda wanna rape you right now, but I suppose that can wait until you are 18 and complete your revenge. Then I will not eat your soul, but instead, molest it until beyond the end of time.

I am really good at throwing forks through peoples' foreheads, though the mess is awful to attempt to clean up. Your eye is sexy. The purple one, I mean, because it reminds me that very very soon, I will be able to have lots and lots of sex with you.

Speaking of…could you please try to stop getting kidnapped? It is rather tiring trying to keep all those other men from raping you…not that I can blame them, of course. ^_^ You'll be all like, "Don't stop, Sebastian!" And I'll be all like, "Yes, my Lord." I'm sexy. That's why I have to be the one to take your innocence.

Until the End,

Omae no shitsuji. 3