"Cloud! Cloud! Come here!"

"What the heck Zack? It's six AM! Whaddaya have to show me on a Sunday morning at freakin' six AM?"

"This! I was on eBay last night!"

Zack held out a little box to the blonde.

"Open it! C'mon!"

Cloud opened the box, revealing a smaller purple one.

"A Furby? You spent your paycheck on a mechanical talking owl?"

"Yeah!"

Zack eagerly picked up the phone as it rang.

"Hello?"

"Good morning Zackary, I wanted to-"

"SEPH! I GOT A FURBY!"

"Ummm…So you did….anyway, I need you to come to my office. Now."

"Ohhhh, have I been bad?"

"Zackary Fair!"

"Coming, Seph!"

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"Sooo…..Whatcha need?"

Zack smirked…the Furby was behind his back all along.

"I need you to take over for the day. I'm leaving for a meeting outside the building. I'll get someone else if you're too wrapped up in your…Furby…."

"Oh no, everything's great. I'll do it!"

"Try not to break anything, Zackary"

"Can't promise that…"

When Sephiroth walked out, Zack squealed like a girl, setting his little Furby on the desk, staring at it as if it'd do something.

"FEED ME"

It came from absolutely nowhere...the Furby?"

"Was that...you?"

Zack tried not to laugh as the Furby suddenly opened its eyes, staring hard at him.

"DO IT!"

Poor Zack was clueless as to what a Furby was supposed to eat.

"C'MOOOON YOU MORON!"

The SOLDIER picked the wrooooong time to get a Furby….

"Hello, operator? I have a hacked Furby! What do Furby's eat?"

Silence.

"THEY HUNG UP ON ME!"

Zack dialed another number.

"Yes, may I please speak to the manager of the toy department? MY FURBY'S BEEN HACKED!"

"Yes sir may I help you?"

"Yes ma'am, what do Furby's eat? Not regular ones either, mine's hacked! What do hacked Furby's eat?"

Silence.

"THEY HUNG UP ON ME AGAAAAAAINN!"

The poor boy dialed ANOTHER number.

"Cloud! Cloud, the Furby is HACKED! What do I do!"

"Zaaaaack! Leave it to you to be outwitted by a toy…Just destroy the freakin' thing!"

"But I don't wanna hurt the Furby! I just wanna know what hacked Furbys are supposed to eat! It's asking me to feed it!"

"FEED MEEEEEEE!"

"Seeeeee?"

''Gosh, Zack, call the operator."

"They hung up on me!"

"Toy department?"

"They don't care."

"Zack…"

"Hold on, Cloud, it's talking again…"

"YOU MORON…I'LL KILL YOU!"

"Cloud, can I call you back?"

Silence.

"HE HUNG UP ON ME!"

The Furby started shooting fire from it's demonic eyes, vaporizing a stack of papers before moving to the ceiling.

"Heeeeeeyy! Stop it!"

"DIE DIE DIE!"

"Uhhh…Oh maaaan…eBay lied to me!"

"I SMOKE CRAAAAAAACK!"

"What?"

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR MOMMY WITH AN AX!"

"W-what? WHAT KINDA CRAP DO PEOPLE SELL ON eBAY?"

"Zackary?"

"S-Seph…SEPH! Ummm….Uhhhmmm…Surprise?"

The office was bursting in flames…

"Zackary."

"Yeah?"

"Don't EVER go on eBay again!"

"Yes. Seph."

The Furby suddenly grabbed a Fire materia out of nowhere,and aimed at Zack and Sephiroth.

"HOLY LORD!"

Sephiroth quickly grabbed the Furby,and drove massamune right through it. Immediately, the office, as Zack noticed, wasn't echoing vulgar.

Zack quickly ran away, not wanting the same thing to happen to him.

"Now I have to clean the office, and I have to pay for furniture…!"

"Zack, you bought the Furby."

"IT WAS LIMITED EDITION!"

"They have limited edition fire-breathing Furbys?"

Zack smiled. "I guess."

That night, Zack noticed a Furby staring from Cloud's bed…

"Oh no…"

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