My Name is Rose and I am in love with fictional characters. Several of them, in fact.

Ah, the life of adolescence. Or adulthood, now that I'm 22. Ugh I'm old. But at least I can drink my sorrows away now.

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NOTICE!

I will not be getting any of my stories back. It is really hard to re write something, especially when I was so happy with it the first time. So I'm starting over. I will be writing new stories, and trying in my off time to finish The Kitten Experiment. Sorry guys, it's my own fault for not backing things up.

Stories

The Kitten Experiment-\

Summary- Yagami Sayu was not a genius. She did not get straight A's, has never been at the top of her class, and does not have perfect attendance. But when her brother is accused of being Kira, she takes it upon herself to find something, anything, to clear his name.

Progress- See above note.

A Certain Pyro- Warren centric I think. Just a drabble. Complete!

Warrens Good Day- So maybe Warren is a little crazy. At least he's having a nice day! Dedicated to Silvermoon Gypsy for being my first reviewer! Complete

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WARNING:BAD SPELLING AND GRAMMAR SHALL ENSUE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Except when I spell Awkward, Ackward. I mean to spell it Ackward. Say it that way, it's funny! Ackward: (Ack)-(ward)

Also, way to many exclamation points. Seriously, I have no idea why. I feel that you can not possible understand how much emphasis I want to put on something unless it has five them.

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Pairings

I watch a lot of anime. Well, duh. I also read, enough that I think I'm part bookworm now. I devour books like M&M's! When I read a really good one, I can't put it down until I'm done. Which doesn't take long, I'm super fast! So, if you need someone to look at your chapters for...anything really, let me know! It's not like I have a life or anything. I also watch way too much tv. I tend to marathon my way through things. I finished all of the new Dr Who in like a month, and then I watched it all over again to make up for lost time. I'm currently marathoning my way through Buffy and Angel, taking turns when one gets too ridiculous. Which is often, so much drama!

Death Note-

Raito/L: I have fallen head over heels in love with this anime and this pairing! Funny, sad, or sappy romantic I don't care what kind it is I love them all! I Like the ones where L is childish and Raito is sarcastic. You might not think it could work considering the...AHEM...circumstances but it's easy enough to get around them. Fangirls are good at ignoring things. I've gotten away from this show though, and moved on a bit. I'm flighty.

Naruto

Gaara Sakura. Not because I like Sakura all like that, but really, Hinata's is for Naruto and way to shy!, Ino is for Choji as far as I'm concerned and way to bold, and TenTen well, she is for Neji, providing he's not secretly in love with himself. I mean who else?

Anyone who calls Gaara Panda-chan should die. End of story. A Tanuki is a type of raccoon. Not a bear. Every time I see Gaara on naruto, I can't think straight. Or breath right. But once Sasuke leaves Sakura gets much better. And then worse again. Let's just focus on her when she's awesome. But I like this pairing, and it can go either way. Sadistic scary Gaara, or cute fluffy adorable Gaara, I like them both! But Sakura should be an awesome fighter, and an awesome healer no matter what. She should not just give in to him! I hate that, that submit yourself to me thing! It ruins the whole story!

Kakshi Sakura. Kakshi sensei could be gay. Given all of my slash tendancies, I'm ok with that. I prefer him to be with Sakura, but I have read stories where he was with Iruka and liked them. So meh. But I'm not on this as much anymore. I mean, the stories I liked are starting to get really ackward. Really, in the life of a ninja love is sacred! I really don't think anyone would be that bothered by it.

Inuyasha-

Seshoumaru Kagome. Do not get confused. I hate Kagome. She whines to much and cant do anything for herself and causes to many problems. The only way to make their relationship work is to make her a completely different background,which most people do. She also needs a backbone, which she needs to stand up to Seshoumaru. And none of that "submit to me" shit either. If Seshoumaru wants Kagome he's in for one helluva fight! And anyone who writes Sesh/Rin all I have to say is...maybe, but I don't like it. Mostly because I decided on S/K first, and new things upset me, because I'm five. But if you like it, great. Anyway, I do love this pairing. Someone has to make the dog prince know his place! A good one will have plenty of back and forth banter between them.

Blood Plus

Hagi Saya. I don't write this one but I do love Hagi. And if you don't agree just look at all the shit he puts up for little miss"no not that flower thats to easy! I want the one you have to die for! Don't look at me! I cant die, you do it!" He just can't be with Diva, she has way too many man whores!

Avatar the last airbender-

Zuko Katara: I know, I never would have thought about it either! But I mean, its just as bad as all my others. It's so cute when he blushes! And I like cute Zuko much better than angsty Zuko, but a good story will have both. Just think about it, there are soooooo many insinuations in the last season! You know it could happen.

But now, we have Legend of Kora. They went ahead and make Katara and Aang have over9000 kids, and everyone went off and did the same. I like LoK, but I'm a dedicated fangirl. I am very, very good at ignoring cannon when it suits me.

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger Severus Snape: I have completely lost it! there were no good stories on any of my ships and well... I just couldn't help myself! I'm starting nice and slow though. I don't like angsty fics anyway, or so I tell myself, but there are only two kinds HG/SS fics: ridiculously depressing fics or awesomely funny fics! I like the funny ones. But could anyone tell me where this marriage law idea came from?? Like 3/4 of the fics I read have something to do with it. Anyways, Snape is HOT!! Which makes no sense I know, but even as a kid I had a crush on him, which is disturbing because I was like 8 or something, but Alan Rickman was BORN to play that role!

Labyrinth: Do I really Need to put Jareth Sarah? There is no other!! I watched the movie a while ago and was swept off my feet by his leather pants! My God they should be outlawed, or at least confined to my bedroom. When I watched it I was so mad at Sarah! Lets just say that I hadn't just ditched the kid in the first place and jumped Jareth's smexy ass ( which I so would do, forget the baby, god what baby, you want me to have your baby?) and did the whole Labyrinth thing. I would have totally done it at the end! Jareth as my slave? Hellz yes! But I have read many stories where Sarah did all of the things I wouldn't do, and it turned out pretty good for them, so what do I know.

Sky High:

Will/Warren This was an accident. It just caught my eye and I was like " hey I did really like Warren. And who would be the perfect angsty yet fluffy companion for him? Will!" I like them a lot, but there are not a lot of stories of them. Check my favs, those are the good ones I found. If you know anymore let me know!

See, this is how messed up I am. I see this movie. It has a perfectly straight boy as the main character, with a girl who luuuurves him from afar. As soon as he bumps into Warren I said " Wow, I bet they would go really well together!" Crazy, right? It gets worse. Then I find out that their dads were arch enemies and was like " Wow, now they have this whole father thing to get over, but I know they can work it out!" It got so bad that when Layla held Warren's hand and he flamed her? Yeah, best moment. I was all like " Will could have so totally taken that bitch!" I'm so bad.

Metalocalypse

Nathan/Charles, Toki/Skwisgar, Muderface/Pickles. Oh yeah, all of them are gay together! I love this show sooo much! There is not much of it here, but there is a LJ for it. here is the link. http:/// These pairings are all that's acceptable, so no switching them around unless it's all one big metal orgy! This is just the most awesome show on the face of the earth and I demand that you go watch it. Go, go go go! Also, if you look on my homepage, in the friends section? I have links to all the metalocalypse related stuff. You know, info on the show, awesome stories/art, whatevs.

Batman/ Joker: I used to have this whole big ridiculous thing on why they were meant for each other etc, but I gave it up. I still like them, and I will defend this pairing to anyone that questions me, but I do that with everything ever, so it's not that big a deal. If you need more awesomeness then is available here, check out this LJ! http:///batmanjoker/

Okay, just something I realized about myself. I am obsessed with gay guys. I mean seriously. I'm a girl, so this is ackward. But SLASH RULES!! It's gotten so bad that when I see to guys holding hands I squeal. You know, like a crazy crazy fangirl? Yeah. And if I see them kissing? Oh good lord help them! I'm like right there, staring at them. Taking pictures...and having massive nose bleeds. Yeah, I have problems. But I am so okay with that! If I was a guy, I would be gay. I am so not even joking.

Some people dislike slash in general, and that's fine. I'm on both sides of the fence. Depending on my OTP, and really I read just about anything who am I kidding, I like het or slash. No need to get huffy about it, it's all cool.

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That's pretty much it. I look at other stuff, but I'm not obsessed with them. I get on certain kicks sometimes, like right now I'm not on Death Note so hard, but mostly I just spend time re reading my favorite stories because I'm to lazy to scroll through the crap to find the good stuff.

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DEATH TO ANGST!! (Or Not?)

A little angst is okay, give the characters some pain to make the story more interesting, sure. BUT THERE IS A LIMIT PEOPLE!! That's another reason I don't like Sasuke, he just wont let it go! Gaara had his angst and then gave it up. Now you feel sorry but amazed, look how far he's come!! I refuse to wright angst. At all. A lot of times I wont read a story if it has an angst flag. Sorry, but it sucks.

5/29

Okay I changed my mind about the angst thing. I still think that to much is bad, but a little is okay.

8/8

I changed my mind again. Death Note is the only acceptable anime to have Hella Angst. Specificly the L/Light pairing. It's full of angst anyway, but due to certain ahem circumstances, Hella Angst is acceptable.

1-13-09

I changed my mind again. Hey, I'm a girl, I do things like that. I'm coming out of the closet here people. To some authors, you know I secretly like angst because I review your stories, but for everyone else...I admit I'm a angst addict. sigh Man that was hard! What's that? No, I don't have a problem, I'm just an addict. But there is a limit! But not really, I'm just kidding myself again. God, I really do love it though...

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RULES FOR A CLICHE FIC:

I realize that not all stories are cannon. Most of my favorite stories have huge deviations from the main plot. However, there are a few things I noticed while wasting my days on here. Some ideas keep cropping up, and when they do it seems like they are a cop out for actual plot or character development. You may have used these to great effect, and good for you if you did, but I see these most often in not very well written fics. Mostly they don't work well in those stories because they don't really have an explanation. Just, hey this is here let's move on.

1. Sesshoumaru must have a beautiful 16th century castle, even though it's the fuedal era.

2. When Sesshoumaru sees/hears Kagome bathing/singing he will be overcome with desire.

3. If Kagome sees Inu/Kikyo action, Instant Sessh/Kag. No matter what.

4. If Sesshoumaru makes it to the future he will be a wealthy buisness man.

5. Sesshoumaru can go through the well, even though he can't

6. If Rin needs anything, Sesshoumaru will automatically run to Kagome, who will know exactly whats wrong and how to fix it.

7. Dogs do not mate for life, but Sesshoumaru does. And when he mates Kagome she will automatically live forever with no explanation.

8. If Sakura is forced to get married to Gaara, wimpy Sakura will automatically come back.

9. Even though Gaara no longer has a demon inside of him, he does.

10. Kankuro/ Kakashi/random Suna guy will have a crush on Sakura. Begin "Gaara gets jealous" fic.

11. Even though Sakura is awesome now, she will get kidnaped/beat up/raped/fall back in love with Sasuke. By Sasuke.

12. There is not much mention of the other tailed demons in the anime, although they are mentioned quite a bit in the manga. But Sakura has a cat demon inside her! wtfomygodnoway!!11!! And what?? It's the mate to Shukaku/Kyubii??//? NO WAY!! Yes way. This always happens and I hate it. This is the premise for an absolutely godawfulfic. Another category all together.

13. Sakura is a goth in high school, has a awful past, makes both Sasuke and Gaara ( who run rival gangs) fall in love with her. Now, I'm not doggin' all highschool fics, but you have to admit that most of them are godawful!

15. Hermione is so smart, she figures the entire plot out by herself. Severus is over come with lust.

16. Severus really is a super nice guy, his evil potions master thing was just a lie so he wouldn't get close to anyone! Uh, no. Part of it may have been a cover up, I grant you that. But he is a nasty person, write a fic about that!

17. As soon as Hermione graduates Severus realizes he has loved her for years! She doesn't find this odd at all, despite the fact that she was you know, 12 when they met.

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I just realized that I have soooooooo many favorite stories. See, I had been lurking on this site for years before I finally got a profile, so they all just sort of accumulated. Plus, I have so many pairings!! Oh, and you know those people that fav a story but don't review? Yeah, I'm one of them. I'm trying really hard to work on it, ok? Promise!!