A/N: I'm very proud of this story. My best friends and I started writing
it after reading the famous/infamous "The Very Secret Diaries" of the LOTR
characters, by Cassandra Claire. Very inspiring series of fics. You can
read them at http://home.nyu.edu/~amw243/diaries/. This story is based
more on the movie(s) than the book(s), because (I think) more people have
seen the movie(s) than read the book(s). Brackets are (very) fun.
Disclaimers: I could say that LOTR is mine, except I'd never get away with it because all the other fics have disclaimers saying J.R.R. Tolkein owns the story and characters.
Prologue ~ ~ ~
See, there's this ring. It's a male ring, named Alfonso. He seems to be very popular, especially among humans. I personally don't see why, because that ring has issues. He's got some sort of serious attitude problem, not to mention an ego the size of the Shire. Very narcisstic, too. Thinks way too much of himself, if you ask me. I mean, a 14k hoop of sparkly stuff named 'Alfonso' can't really have a lot to be proud of, right? Yet despite all his faults (and let me assure you---there are *many*) he has an amazing tale to tell. A tale of good vs. evil, a tale of the struggle for power, a tale about finding strength within yourself. A tale of a bunch of bored people who, in desperate need of fun and adventure, made up a mission solely dedicated to the assassination of Al the ring. He's a little pissed about that.
-Let's hear what he has to say.
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Will be continued very soon.with a much longer chapter, of course. This was just a prologue, sort of testing the waters to see readers' reactions. So review.
Disclaimers: I could say that LOTR is mine, except I'd never get away with it because all the other fics have disclaimers saying J.R.R. Tolkein owns the story and characters.
Prologue ~ ~ ~
See, there's this ring. It's a male ring, named Alfonso. He seems to be very popular, especially among humans. I personally don't see why, because that ring has issues. He's got some sort of serious attitude problem, not to mention an ego the size of the Shire. Very narcisstic, too. Thinks way too much of himself, if you ask me. I mean, a 14k hoop of sparkly stuff named 'Alfonso' can't really have a lot to be proud of, right? Yet despite all his faults (and let me assure you---there are *many*) he has an amazing tale to tell. A tale of good vs. evil, a tale of the struggle for power, a tale about finding strength within yourself. A tale of a bunch of bored people who, in desperate need of fun and adventure, made up a mission solely dedicated to the assassination of Al the ring. He's a little pissed about that.
-Let's hear what he has to say.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ TBC
Will be continued very soon.with a much longer chapter, of course. This was just a prologue, sort of testing the waters to see readers' reactions. So review.