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Hi.

This is awkward so I'm gonna start listing favorite stuff like everyone else does on their bios until I can find something interesting to put on here.

I am going to look back at my very first bio entry hastily written at 10 at night on the first day and laugh.

Favorite Anime/Manga (not in order): Naruto, Bleach, Pokémon, Death Note, Yuri!!! On Ice, Baka and Test: Summon the Beasts, Kimi no na wa/Your Name, Tokyo Ghoul, Code Geass, Parasyte/Kisejuu, Fruits Basket, One Punch Man, Soul Eater, Shigatsu Wa Kimi no Uso, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Noragami, Erased, Anohana: The Flower We Cried For That Day, Angel Beats, Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso, Boku no Hero Academia, Sword Art Online ABRIDGED NOT THE ORIGINAL RELAX, Assassination Classroom, Owari no Seraph, No. 6, Fairy Tail, Satsuriku no Tenshi, Bungou Stray Dogs, Durarara!!, Koe no Katachi, Alderamin on the Sky, Kaguya-sama: Love is War, The Promised Neverland, Dororo, Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai, Mo Dao Zu Shi, Fruits Basket Brotherhood, She and Her Cat, The Case Study of Vanitas, Kimetsu no Yaiba

In case you haven''t realized, that's every anime I've watched. I end up liking all of the ones I watch, somehow. Yes, even Fairy Tail. ...sometimes. I don't ship Natsu/Lucy or Juvia/Gray which kinda makes everything really annoying hahahahaha

Anime on my Waiting List (not in order): Arslan Senki, Violet Evergarden, Death Parade, Rising of the Shield Hero, Psycho Pass, Kuroshitsuji, Charlotte, Danmachi, That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, Pandora Hearts, Children of the Sea, Weathering With You

Anime (Probably Forever) in Progress: Tokyo Ghoul, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

Public Service Announcement:

If you are an avid Bleach fan and haven't read Bleach Lists yet, I highly recommend you do. It's a great way to occupy your time and laugh a lot. Full of epic one-liners. Also, there is no consistency (except for a few recurring jokes, which are immediately called out as continuity which is not allowed), so you don't have to worry about one pairing being favored over the other.

also WATCH BUNGOU STRAY DOGS HOLY SHIT

I'M READING CRIME AND PUNISHMENT THANKS TO THEM

IT'S SO GOOD

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Side Note: I would always fill these out for Cat Warriors when I was younger, but would rig it so my favorite characters would end up together. XD Not today. I am filling this out right now with no knowledge of what's to come.

Side Side Note: My favorite anime has transferred from Bleach to Bungou Stray Dogs and I want to do this so badly but I don't want to make this bio longer than it already is-

1. Grimmjow

2. Gin

3. Aizen

4. Rose

5. Shuhei

6. Izuru

7. Ichigo

8. Shiro

9. Uryu

10. Shunsui

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Shuhei and Shunsui? ...what?

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Aizen is fucking gorgeous. I legit say that with no bias- Aizen is so hot, when he uses Flash, it's a one-hit K.O.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Izuru got Grimmjow pregnant. ...how...? Izuru I know you're depressed but you shouldn't go around like that. Aren't you more of an uke, anyway? Also Grimmjow has a hole in his stomach. I mean, that never stopped the mpreg fanfictions, but...I guess Grimmjow would freak and try to kill Izuru. And Izuru would cry and hide. And Rose would probably compose a symphony for the baby while Gin would be the uncle. ...what have I done

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

About Uryu? Plenty. There was one on Ryuken and Uryu's relationship, where Uryu came close to death and Ryuken finally let his emotions out. There was also a few Orihime-centric ones on Ichigo and Uryu, as well as some IchiIshi from Uryu's point of view. Fans go all out on Uryu fics, apparently- they're usually the best ones.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Ichigo and Gin? I'm pretty sure someone out there ships them. I could see it. But for Ichigo's morals, probably not. It'd be worse than IchiAizen, for sure. Then again, there was a fic (I think it was called "These Melodies" or something) that was IchiAizen, but had Ichigo and Gin becoming friends, which was sorta sweet. So good as a platonic couple, but romantically, not really. Can you imagine how much of a hell Ichigo's life would be if Gin was his life partner? Waking up one day and having live snakes croawling all over you? Not fun.

Is Gin really a sane match for anyone?

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Rose and Shiro or Rose and Uryu. ...this is hard. Very, very hard. Rose and Shiro sounds really hot, though, so I gotta go for them. I mean, they're both sorta hollow. Sorry, Uryu. Hollows are poisonous to Quincies. Wait, does that mean IchiIshi...well.

Actually, it's quite ironic that although both Quincies and Hollows wear white, they are poisonous to each other, rather than humans or Soul Reapers.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Ichigo discovered Aizen and...Shiro in a secret relationship? ...my jaw literally dropped when I realized Shiro was 8. So his inner hollow was dating Aizen (more like having really hot sex. Neither seem like the fluffy dating type.), and Ichigo only recently discovered that. I am suddenly inspired to write a crack oneshot off of this. In canon, Ichigo would freak, scream at his hollow, scream at Aizen, try to attack Aizen, and get utterly destroyed since Shiro is siding with Aizen and Shiro is Ichigo's zanpakuto. In the fanon world, Ichigo would come across them having sex in his inner world, get a nosebleed while having an internal crisis, and eventually just decides to take pictures of them for the WSRA until they notice him and pull him with them, while Zangetsu cries in a building somewhere.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Gin and Izuru. I swear I did not plan this out. "As Izuru is contemplating his Squad's Motto a few days after he joins it, he becomes confused and decides to ask his captain about it. Resulting is a surprisingly genuine response from Gin." It's more a Hurt/Comfort, but eh, it's the squad of Despair. Don't ask questions.

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Rose and Shunsui? Maybe? I mean, they have similar bankais, but that's about the only time they can be compared. I'm gonna go look up fanfiction for that right now. ...I found one, but it's a girl OC named Rose, not the actual Rojuro. The others are mostly continuations of that fic or things where Shunsui seduces Nanao (aren't they related?) with a bed of roses or something. So no, Shunsui/Rose does not exist, but I crack ship it now. Thanks, list.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Grimmjow and Shuhei? ..."Tattoos in the Sky". I have no ideas. I guess Shuhei is in the human world, being avoided by everyone because he looks like a punk, when he meets Grimmjow in a gigai. They have never seen each other, and neither gives off any suspicious reiatsu (for plot reasons and Urahara science). So they begin talking at a cafe or something, and Shuhei admits that he doesn't want to look like a punk, but he does anyway. Grimmjow remarks that he embraces his own looks, and that Shuhei should too. This makes Shuhei think for a while. They spend most of the day together, with various close calls revealing their identity, and at the end of it they're close friends and know almost everything about each other. They promise to see each other again, and Shuhei goes back to Soul Society with a hell of a lot more self confidence, and Grimmjow goes back to Hueco Mundo with a deeper understanding of humans. ...awww. I suddenly want to write this. This just sounds so adorable.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Rose wants to seduce Grimmjow wut. Um. Rose plays a game of Truth or Dare with the Visoreds, and Rose ends up having to seduce the first person he sees other than the Visoreds. While Grimmjow is walking around in front of the hideout, thinking Ichigo will be there, Rose sees him and tries to exterminate him, but is reminded that he's supposed to seduce Grimmjow. Things go badly for him from there. Very badly.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

Ichigo and Uryu. I don't have any friends who watch Bleach, much less read fanfiction on it, and I don't have a friends list. So...no. I read it, though, on occasion. XD

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

A songfic on Shunsui. Huh. After extensive research, I guess "Shake it Out" by Florence and the Machines. ...I think that's the artist name. XD I dunno, the lyrics fit pretty well. Sample text- "And it's hard to dance, with a demon on your back". Welp, Katen Kyokotsu is usually depicted holding onto Shunsui's neck from behind. So yeah.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Gin, Aizen, and Izuru. Um. A ton of trolling, I guess. I don't write lemons, so even though this whole thing is just BEGGING for a lemon (there actually are a few out there with this exact pairing), but I have my pride. Pre-Soul Society Arc, Izuru is being sad, and Gin, as a psychopath, has no idea what to do. So he asks Aizen for help. Some Gin/Izuru fluff, and Aizen is mostly just there for trolling purposes. I read a fanfic in which Aizen had given up all hope of overthrowing the Soul King and got his place back as 5th Division Captain (I forget what happened to Shinji) and became the ultimate troll of Soul Society. I've liked the idea of a trolling (with no stabbing involved) Aizen ever since.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Shiro use on Shuhei? "Nice tattoo." The rest is censored. XD A pick-up line for either of them could literally be to look at someone. Shiro because he's just that sexy. Shuhei because of his tattoo. Why is nearly everyone in Bleach so hot? No seriously. Is it the drawing style, or...?

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Shunsui and Shiro? WHY? AGH. Shunsui and Shiro meet during the Zanpakuto Rebellion arc, and talk about dark souls. Shiro talks about how he was born with the darkness, and yet turned out to be pure white. Shunsui was born from lightness, and yet turned black. I dunno. This is way too anticlimactic, so I'm gonna make another one without any idea of what I'm getting into.

17. Write a summary of a humor fic with two and seven.

Gin and Ichigo again? Whoops. But oh well. I said no idea of what I would be doing, and I meant it. So during the fight in the Fake Karakura, Gin and Ichigo suddenly start talking about Aizen. Gin talks about various moments in which Aizen was creepy. That includes spiritual pressure-stomping Grimmjow, when he served everyone tea while they were getting invaded, and when he created Wonderweiss. Ichigo remarks that Gin really shouldn't be talking, but agrees that Aizen is creepy. They have a short back and forth while fighting, with drastic and obvious changes in writing style, while Aizen listens in while fighting Isshin, Yoruichi, and Kisuke, annoyed. This doesn't go unnoticed by the trio. After a while, Isshin asks whether Aizen cares more about Ichigo's opinion than he realizes, effectively causing both Aizen and Ichigo to freak out, and Gin and Yoruichi to crack up. Kisuke makes more comments about AizenIchi hints throughout the series, and Ichigo loses his concentration completely, opting to jump of a building screaming "NOPE!”. (Strikingly similar to the Kakashi and Naruto scene at the end of The Will of Fire movie, which is lampshaded by Gin.) Aizen follows him and tries to explain, while Gin and Yoruichi troll him at the end of every sentence. At the end, Isshin gives Aizen a wedding ring and tells him to "take good care of his son, or else", and Aizen and Ichigo somehow got married, to the futile objections of both. Deicide stops before it even started, Gin lives, and Shiro and Zangetsu get to stay. Then it's revealed that Gin fell asleep during his fight with Ichigo due to boredom, and remarks "What a lovely dream...".

bruh y e s

Favorite Code MENT Quotes:

"WHY ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!"

"FUCK YOU!”

"That pussy has my head's protection! Wow, that did not come out right."

"Let's go solve your pussy problem!"

"Well, at least I'm not the only one."

Favorite Swear Words (not in order): [censored] , [censored] , [censored] , [censored]

Dislikes: Hinata Hyuga, her daughter, her burrito, her burrito's obvious salad love interest, NaruHina, SasuSaku, COUGH.

Overdramatic love triangles, the stereotypical shy scientist girl, when the most obvious yaoi ship gets overshadowed by the MC x The Main Girl, when tsunderes are so "tsun" that it's unbearable, midgets who ask too many questions, SAO, when I get paranoid from Doki Doki LIterature Club, when I get jumpscared by DDLC, when I get jumpscared by DDLC fan videos, overdramatic love triangles, characters who look like they're constantly in orgasm, characters created for only comic relief that isn't really funny, characters with overused fanservice, characters made solely for fanservice and have no emotional depth whatsoever, when yaoi/yuri fanfiction is just pure smex with only "plot", the childhood friend trope, unnecessary triggering over anime, overdramatic love triangles, flies in the kitchen-

-breathes in deeply-

Over-sexualized women, when Vocaloid songs are too sexual, when boobs are just too big, when Matrix Boobs exist, Nina and Alexander jokes, bottle flipping, when I spend 250 orbs in a Bleach Brave Souls summons only to get measly 4 Star characters and I have to stack up on orbs AGAIN, overdramatic love triangles, cockblocking, incest, people who think anime is for kids, unnecessary lesbian shaming, homophobes, every challenge level in Homescapes, writer's block, when I lose my notebooks, when I forget anything, when my yaoi ship doesn't become canon, overdramatic love triangles.

Did I mention overdramatic love triangles?

Completed Stories:

As of 11/25/17, I have Seasons of Spring, Reflection in the Snow, and N's Journey up.

Seasons of Spring:

While lying in the Valley of the End, Sasuke has some time to think about his relationship with Naruto.

Fun Fact: Seasons of Spring was originally called Seasons of Love, but it felt too shippy and is also directed towards people who prefer to think of Naruto and Sasuke as "only friends". (They totally aren't.) But I get them. There's only so much "I hate you but I strangely love you OH WHOOPS I KISSED YOU now we have to date and then WHOOPS we were drunk and had the best sex of our lives OH WHOOPS now there's mpreg" you can take.

Reflection in the Snow:

Hichigo spends a winter day manifested in a gigai, able to enjoy a day as a normal human. Under a few rules- No maniacal laughter, sword swinging, or otherwise psychopathic behavior. IchiHichi used for comedic purposes only.

There's a lot of inconsistencies, in case that wasn't obvious. I'm pretty sure Ichigo pulled Shiro onto the grass instead of the snow. And the sleeping thing didn't make sense, either. I'll fix it later, I guess. I really like this one, though. :3

N's Journey: I FINISHED REMOVING THE SHITTY AUTHOR'S NOTES AND REPLACING THEM WITH BETTER ONES SO IT'S OKAY TO READ NOW

Stories in Progress:

Series:

Horizon Line: This actually isn't on the prompt list above. It was a dream I had. I was scrolling through one of my chat histories and found it and thought "Eyy, this is a pretty good prompt". So basically, in an AU, Ichigo and his family live in a city next to the docks. Ichigo loved the water, so he would go down there every night with Isshin and Masaki (Karin and Yuzu don't exist or are cousins in a different house) and sit there, watching the waves. And every time, he would see Gin a few feet away. Since I don't really watch slice of life anime, it'll probably have some elements of Fruits Basket in it, since that was the only one I ever watched.

How come I have no oneshots in progress? XD They should be easier to write...but at the same time, you have to stuff a bunch of character development and stuff into just one scenario. Ugh.

Possible Stories in the Future (I still have barely started on any of these thanks to my actual book lol)

Oneshots:

Tattoos in the Sky. At least, I hope. It's a really compelling prompt. I mean, Grimmjow and Shuhei? The only way it could possibly be hotter is if Aizen, Ichigo, and Ulquiorra were all in it. Sexiness all around. I know I don't write lemons, but still.

ahem Anyway, a Grimmjow and Shuhei friendship really does sound compelling, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it for a while. So I might write it if I have time. Oneshots are fun.

Moonlight Sonata. This is NOT the official title, don't worry. XD It's the Gin and Izuru oneshot from the list, in case you couldn't tell. I like the idea, but I have no idea what they're gonna talk about. I also thought of the title being "Snake and Disciple", but ehhh.

When Pranksters and Glasses Collide. Also not the official title. You can guess which list scenario it is. Yes, it's number 17, the Gin, Ichigo, and Aizen crackfic. The title is kinda self explanitory, but I'll explain it anyway. Yoruichi, Isshin, Kisuke, and Gin are the pranksters, Aizen is the glasses, and Ichigo is...not mentioned for aesthtical reasons. He could be the collision though, since he's literally EVERY RACE IN THE BLEACH UNIVERSE but yeah. Wait, is Ichigo also part bug, then...? ...my mind just broke.

yes it's over finally