(Note: if you are here from one of my author platforms- congratulations! Welcome to a time capsule of 13-year-old Caitlin E. Jones and her fan fics. Everything has been left in tact and for your reading pleasure. It will be a dorky read, to be certain. Several of the stories sadly went unfinished, and I have never made the effort to complete them, but you can see all of my planned ideas and early writing, undisturbed for the world to see!)

Yo, aloha, pronto, alô, hola, howdy, in other words, hi! I am Twila Starla, but you may call me Twila. I love writing, but I think that's a little obvious. So, this is my profile, where you can, I dunno, learn a couple of things about me and my stories. Not much else to say... so... read on!

Profile thingys (because we can).

Scoutcraft Piratess posted this on her profile, and I thought it was a good idea.

I, Twila Starla, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love!

From Revenant666's profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, Twila Starla.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

From Dragons of Egypt's profile.

95 of teenagers don't like to read, if you are part of the 5 who does, copy & paste this on your profile. Add your name. Dragons of Egypt. Twila Starla.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, put this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FAN FICTION WRITERS By Instant Coffee, taken off of Mary Grayson's Little Robin's profile, paraphrased:

1. There is no limit to what can happen in life, just as the possibilities are endless in what can occur in a story.

2. Speaking on character – flaws rock! A character that can kick butt AND get their butt kicked is (Insert adjective here) It’s a character everyone will love because they can relate to it. NEVER create a character that no one can relate to, at the least, on an emotional level. You WILL get flamed, and I WON’T be horrible enough to not sign in, like many other flamers out there. (BTW – if flamers can’t sign in and state their opinion, chances are they’re too scared of your retaliation and weren’t worth listening to.)

3. Stand out. Why take an idea already formed when you have the power to create a situation not yet inferred? Take advantage of the possibilities your mind can produce, and make something out of it.

4. Detail is the reader’s way of seeing what you wish to depict. Why express what your characters are feeling with_ and @_@, etc.? There is no harm in spoon feeding your audience with imagery

5. Plagiarism does not make you a better writer. It makes you an imbecile for discrediting another person’s work, and a writer whose passion is not to be taken seriously any longer.

6. Never be afraid to start over! There are many instances in which something will not work right the first time. If so, why keep things that way? After all, if you do not like what you wrote, yet insist on keeping things so, chances are your readers will not like what you wrote, as well, and may question your ability and talent as an author.

7. Smugness does NOT work in the writing field. Take the initiative to review another story that may interest you, and chances are, you will be repaid just the same. ALL stories are review-worthy.

8. The summaries and titles of a story are just as important as the story itself. It is the reader’s first impression of what they are about to read. Often I find myself reading summaries and then reading the story to find it enchanting, and worthy of my favorites’ list.

9. Do not write for reviews, for if you do not write for the enjoyment and experience of writing, then you are writing for a lost cause.

10. Lastly: Writing is an art; treat it as such. There is no shortcut to producing the best type of art imaginable. There is only producing the best type of art imaginable with one’s heart, soul, and imagination.

From AryaMageFire (this made me laugh so hard!)

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

The Person Behind The Pen... Uh, Screen.

Real Name: C.J. (I won't give out more then that for fear of someone (or Disney) tracking me down!)

Age: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 92...

Birthday: October 9th.

Gender: Female (a-doy!)

Location: To quote pixie2010 "I live in a house on a street in a town in a state in a country on a planet called Earth... maybe."

Motto: "Never be normal!"

Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, watching TV, singing, playing video games, listening to music, daydreaming when I should be doing something else, but I find that something boring, playing on the computer for countless hours.

Pets: Five cats, Violet, Sophie, Mia, Waffles, and Carmen and one dog, Honey.

Family: I have one, yes, but I think they're somewhere in another galaxy at this time.

Bottom Line: My all-time favorite things are Kim Possible, W.I.T.C.H. and Pirates of The Caribbean. I'm not a girly-girl nor a tom boy, I'm somewhere in the middle...

My YouTube: Check out my KP videos! https://www.youtube.com/user/xTwilaStarla

"These are a few of my favorite things."

Favorite Song of All Time. The Remedy (I Won't Worry) by Jason Mraz.

Favorite Song(s) Right Now. Number One by Skye Sweetnam.

Favorite Disney Song. I'll Try by Jonatha Brooke from Return To Neverland.

Favorite Holiday. Christmas, of course!

Favorite Actor & Actress. Johnny Depp and Nicole Sullivan.

Favorite Authors. Cornelia Funke (The InkHeart Trilogy and Thief Lord), Chistopher Paolini (The Inheritance Trilogy), and Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl).

Favorite Color. Aqua blue.

Favorite Food. Anything Italian.

Favorite Animal. Dragon (So they're not real, so what?)

Favorite TV Channels. Disney Channel, Nickelodeon, Discovery Channel, History Channel, and BBC.

Favorite Music. Pretty much anything, but I don't like most rap or techo. Too annoying for my taste.

Favorite Classic Disney Movie. Peter Pan (the best of both worlds, magic and pirates meet in the same story. What more could you ask for?)

Favorite Musical Artists: Hilary Duff. Kelly Clarkson. Carrie Underwood. Aly & A.J. Miley Cyrus. Christina Aguilera. Jesse McCartney. Simple Plan. The All-Amarican Rejects. Evanescence. Raven Symoné. Fall Out Boy. The Cheetah Girls. The Jonas Brothers. Michelle Branch. Ashley Tisdale. Jump5. My Chemical Romance. Taylor Swift. Justin Timberlake. Avril Lavigne. Natasha Bedingfield. Paramore. Three Days Grace. Within Temptation. Poets of The Fall.

Favorite Movies: Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl, Dead Man's Chest, and At World's End. The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy. The Chronicles of Narnia series. The Incredibles. Sleepy Hollow. Finding Neverland. Star Wars I-VI. Superman movies. The Spiderwick Chronicles. National Treasure. Sky High. Back To The Future Trilogy. Hook. Harry Potter 1-4. Kim Possible: So The Drama and A Sitch In Time. Stardust. The Haunting Hour: Don't Think About It. Hairspray. School of Rock. Who Framed Rodger Rabbit? Van Helsing. Robin Hood: Prince of Theives. Thunderbirds. The Emperor's New Groove. Treasure Planet. The Phantom of The Opera. Anastasia. The Princess Bride. Spider Man 1-3. Twitches. Freaky Friday (2003 version). Atlantis: The Lost Empire. The Producers (2006 version). Batman movies. Holes. Meet The Robinsons. X Men I-III. The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. The Black Cauldron. Sinbad. Mulan. Corpse Bride. Ella Enchanted. The Princess Diaries 1-2. Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior. Spy Kids. Titanic. Return To Neverland. The Little Mermaid II: Return To The Sea. The Cheetah Girls 2. Bedknobs And Broomsticks. The Addams Family movies. The Brothers Grimm. Halloweentown series.

Favorite Video Game Platforms: Wii and Nintendo DS.

Favorite Video Game: Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.

Favorite TV Shows: Kim Possible. Heroes. Doctor Who. W.I.T.C.H. Smallville. Teen Titans. Robin Hood. Torchwood. Legion of Super Heroes. Chuck. Moonlight. The Batman. American Idol. Avatar: The Last Airbender. Superman: The Animated Series. Justice League. Tin Man. Buzz Lightyear of Star Command. Danny Phantom. My Life As A Teenage Robot. Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends. Batman: The Animated Series. Roots. Xiaolin Showdown. Oban: Star Racers. X Men. Boy Meets World. Hannah Montana. Amarican Dragon: Jake Long.

Favorite Books: Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events. InkWorld trilogy. Vampirates. The Twilight Saga. The Inheritance Trilogy. Artemis Fowl series. Treasure Island. A Wrinkle In Time series. The Chronicles of Narnia. Harry Potter series. The Spiderwick Chronicles. Sherlock Holmes. Star Wars books. Unicorns of Balinor. Capt. Hook. Jack Sparrow series. The Thief Lord. Comic books, including DC, Marvel, and Dark Horse. Peter and The Starcatchers trilogy. Dragon Slippers.

My Favorite Kim Possible Episodes: Graduation Part 1 & 2, Stop Team Go, Oh No Yono, Mad Dogs and Aliens, Go Team Go, Mathter and Fervent, Bad Boy, Rewriting History, Dimension Twist, Emotion Sickness, Rappin' Drakken, The Cupid Effect, The Fearless Farret, Cap'n Drakken, Gorilla Fist, and Exchange.

My Favorite Teen Titans Episodes: Spellbound, Birthmark, Lightspeed, Titans East Part 1 and 2, How Long Is Forever, Betrothed, Sisters, Bunny Raven...Or How To Make A Titanimal Disappear, Episode 257-494 (aka Don't Touch That Dial), The End Part 1, 2, and 3, Switched, Mad Mod, Fear Itself, Date With Destiny, Snowblind, Go, Homecoming Part 1 and 2, Calling All Titans, and Titans Together.

Favorite Characters.

Kim Possible

Shego: I've told this already, haven't I? Oh well...

Rufus: Everyone loves Rufus!

Ron: I'm a lot like Ron.

Team Go: Shego's not the same without them, to me anyway. They're so much fun!

Super Mario

Peach: She's got her own game, she's got the hero as her boyfriend, and she's got a big pink dress. That's cool!

Vivien: (From Paper Mario. The Thousand Year Door) Her powers are so cool, and I love the way she stood up to her sisters in the game!

Yoshi: Who doesn't want a yoshi? (they're so cute!)

Koops: (From Paper Mario. The Thousand Year Door) He was another cool character, like Vivien. Out to prove something.

Rosalina: (From Super Mario Galaxy) She is such an awesome character, so beautiful and powerful. I'm glad Nintendo has decided to keep her in other games.

Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events.

Klaus: I'm like Klaus, I read a lot, and I'm pretty smart (not as smart as he is though ;)).

Digimon.

Ken: Once a bad guy, now a good guy. He's become a favorite of mine, plus I love his hair.

Joe: So what if he's a nervous wreck, he's funny!

Izzy: I'm a sucker for the smart guys.

Zoe: Sure, she doesn't seem like much, but when she spirit evolves, she is awesome!

Sky High.

Magenta: She's different from the other characters, and despite the fact that her role was somewhat smaller, she's very cool!

Teen Titans.

Raven: she always reminds me of Shego somehow, plus those powers of hers R.O.C.K, rock!

Slade: The perfect villain! Scary and mysterous!

Blackfire: Another good villain, and what I really found wierd was how much she resembled a certain OC of mine, when I didn't start watching the show offically until this year.

Starfire: She's just too funny and cute to not like!

Mad Mod: Don't ask me why I like him, I just do!

W.I.T.C.H.

Irma: There's nothing not to like about her!

Miranda: Yeah, sure, she's a creepy spider thingy in reality, but she's one of those villains that grew on me.

Hay Lin: I can relate to Lin more then any other character on W.I.T.C.H., okay, Martin too, but I understand what it's like to be considered the 'weird one'.

Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Zuko: Complicated, powerful, and hot; what's not to like?

Azula: Another crazed sibling villainess, I love those!

Suki: She's just so cool and I love her with Sokka.

Favorite Couples.

Kim Possible.

Kim/Ron (Duh).

Drakken/Shego (it was in Emotion Sickness, and now Graduation, so it's canon!).

Shego/Sr. Senior Junior: (After The Big Job, this pairing makes a lot more sense. I like it).

Josh/Tara (Ace Ian got me into it. Yeah for Middleton's Second Cutest Couple!).

Monique/Felix (They seem to fit well together, being Kim and Ron's best friends).

Larry/Zida (Kim's geeky cousin and Ron's old girlfriend, a match made in heaven).

Bonnie/Mego (What? Blame Commander Argus! He started it! Those two would get along quite well).

Super Mario.

Mario/Peach

Luigi/Daisy

Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events.

Violet/Quigley

Klaus/Fiona

Digimon.

Ken/Yolei

T.K/Kari

Tai/Sora

Sky High.

Will Stronghold/Layla

Zach/Magenta

Teen Titans.

Jinx/Kid Flash

Robin/Starfire

Beast Boy/Raven

Beast Boy/Terra

Cyborg/Bumblebee

W.I.T.C.H.

Irma/Martin

Cornelia/Caleb

Will/Matt

Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Aang/Katara

Zuko/Mai

Sokka/Suki

Katara/Haru

Favorite Quotes.

Mr. Possible: Kimberly Ann Possible!

Kim: Hi, Dad!

Mr. Possible: You know how I feel about circus folk.

Kim: Actually, Dad, they're a team of superheroes, and their arch-foe is out for revenge, and-

Ron: Sir, we'll get them back to the circus, pronto.

Mr. Possible: See that you do, Ronald.

Ron: (of Shego) Has she always been this cranky?

Hego & Mego: Oh yeah!

Wego 1: You'll never get away with this, Aviarius!

Wego 2: Never! Like he said.

(both look forward to the screen)

Wego 1: Hey, look it's the Go Tower!

Wego 2: There's Hego and Mego!

Wego 1 & 2: Hi, guys!

Aviarius: ( laughing ) Soon, the powers of Team Go will be mine. At long last, control of Go City will be mine! And after so many years, vengeance will be mine!

Wego 1: Mine, mine, mine.

Wego 2: He sounds like Mego.

Kim Possible, Go Team Go

Lizzie (of Kate) Of course she didn't go to Waterslide Wonderland, she melts when water touches her.

The Lizzie McGuire Movie Novel.

Aang: I've been breathing for hours.

Jeong Jeong: You want to stop breathing!

Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Deserter.

Uncle Max: Everything the light touches... belongs to somebody else.

Timon: Oh, I thought you were going somewhere with this.

The Lion King 1/2.

Younger Kim: (to Ron) That's the future you.

Younger Ron: What's with the stupid hat?

Present Ron: It's a... future hat!

Younger Ron: So what does the future hat do?

Present Ron: Nothing, it's just a hat! Look, when you get older you will cut your hair and become a babe magnet. Keep that look!

Younger Ron: But what about the hat?

Present Ron: Forget the hat!

Future Drakken: The Supreme One had a simple dream to rule the world, of course, it was my dream first. (Drakken is zapped by collar)

Future Shego: Eyes on me! I started out as an unappreciated sidekick trying to make the stupid schemes of others (eyes dart towards Drakken) succeed.

Future Drakken (off screen) My schemes were not stupid! (is zapped by collar again)

Future Shego: Oh... but with the help of a time traveling monkey, I went solo with a scheme of my own, and it worked! Now it's my world, you're just living in it. Back to work!

Kim Possible: A Sitch In Time.

Spongebob: She attacked me in my own dojo.

Mr. Krabs : Are you on some new allergy medication, boy?

Spongebob Squarepants, Karate Choppers.

Drakken: This isn't over, Kim Possible! You capture us, we'll just come back more evil than before! Eviler, more evil, less not gooder. I...

Shego: Please stop talking.

Drakken: K...

Kim Possible, Naked Genius.

Sandy: Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreadin' like one.

Spongebob Squarepants, Squirrel Jokes.

Kim: Did you analyze that gravy sample?

Wade: Yep.

Monique: And?

Wade: ...You don't wanna know. Not until graduation. From college.

Monique: I say we trust him on the gravy.

Kim Possible. Gorilla Fist.

Rabbi Katz: But Ronald, nothing was wrong with the old you.

Ron: Ok, Rabbi, get out of my head!

Kim: Ron, he's right, these instant muscles have gotta go. They're not the real you.

Ron: ...SO MANY VOICES IN MY HEAD!

Kim: Ron, we're talking to you through a ventilation shaft.

Kim Possible, Ron The Man.'

(on video tape)

SSS: ...a pair of thieves are planing to steal your chocolate-chip cookie recipe –

SSJ: Father, what are you doing in the dark?

(SSS's eyes widen; lights click on)

SSS: No, Junior! The lights!

Kim Possible, Two To Tutor.

"My girlfriend became my arch-enemy, my arch-enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But hey, that's high school."

Will Stronghold, Sky High.

Ron: (sitting upright in bed ) Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!

Harry: You tell those spiders, Ron.

Ron: Yeah, tell them... I'll tell them...

(falls straight back asleep)

Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, 2004.

Jimmy: I'm on to the next big blockbuster thriller: Monkey Ninjas In Space!

Kim: Been there.

Ron: Done that

Kim Possible, And The Molerat Will Be CGI.

Shego: So where's Possible?

Ron: She's not my girlfriend!

Shego: Whoa there, never said she was

Ron: Oooooh, awkward.

Kim Possible, Overdue.

Shego: Intruder alert!

Dr. Drakken: Can't hear you. Intruder alert too loud.

Kim Possible, Tick-Tick-Tick.

Lex Luthor: Kitty, what was it my father always used to tell me?

Kitty Kowalski: You're losing all your hair?

Lex Luthor: No, before that.

Kitty Kowalski: Get out?

Superman Returns, 2006.

Beast Boy: (to Cyborg's answering machine) I know you're there! The phone is built in your arm!

Teen Titians, Divide and Conquer.

Shego: (angry) There you are!

Drakken: (Gasps and crawls behind pillar)

Shego:(Appears from the other side of the pillar, smiling) I am so happy you're not hurt!

Shego: I mean... ( Sobs ) If anything had happened, I don't know what I'd do! ( Sobbing )

Shego: (appears in front of Drakken, suspicious looking) But you'd like to know, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you!

(Drakken curls into a fetal position and sucks his thumb)

Shego: (confused) Wha... Uh... What was I talking about?

Drakken: (takes thumb out of mouth) Um... Did I forget your birthday? Is that what this is about? 'Cause I'm scared. (resumes position)

Kim Possible, Emotion Sickness.

Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl, 2003.

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Teen Titans, Episode 257-494

Weather Forecaster: As a cold front sweeps in, you can expect showers in Spokane.

Bloo: Showers in Spokane. Spooo-Caaaahhhnn.

Weather Forcaster: Temperatures are up there, and its hot in Topeka.

Bloo: Its hoooooooot in Toooooo-Peeeee-Kaaaaaaahhhh. Its hot. Hot hot. Hot. Hot. Haawwwwt. Hawwwwwt. Its Hot hot hot! Its hot in Topeka! Toe-peker. I'm a toe-pick. I'm a Hot toe picker. Pick my hot toe-pick-it! Topeka's hot. My toe is hot. Pick it. Its hot in Topeka. Its hot. It's hot! Its hot. Its Hot in, its hot in, its hot in Topeka! Topeka.

Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends, Squeeze The Day.

Girl Scout: (of lemonade) Is this made from real lemons?

Wednesday: Yes.

Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?

Pugsley: Yes.

Girl Scout: I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?

Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

The Addams Family, 1991.

Elizabeth: There will come a time when you'll have the chance to do something courageous, to do the right thing.

Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, 2006.

Bonnie: What's a 'car-monkey'?

Kim Possible, Car Alarm.

Kim: Saving the world has other perks too...

Ron: Such as?

Kim: ...cuter boyfriends!

Ron: Oh, ha, booyah!

Kim Possible, Mad Dogs and Aliens.

Ron: You'll never get away with this!

Drakken: What? Why? What do you know?!

Ron: Oh, nothing. It just seemed like the thing to say.

Kim Possible, Clothes Minded.

Electronique: Rule one: It is not a good idea unless it comes from me.

Hego: But you wanted all of Team Go to be your evil henchpeople. Was that the plan or not?

Electronique: That was only part of my revenge for putting me in that miserable prison. For keeping me there, I twist the power of Team Go to bring Go City to its knees.

Hego: But...um, cities don't have knees.

Mego: That was ah -- what do you call it? A, uh, simile.

Wego 1: It's not a simile.

Wego 2: It's metaphor.

Hego: The topic here is geography, not English. Or is it anatomy?

(Eletronique blasts them)

Electronique: It is an order!

Team Go: Yes, Electronique.

Electronique: Good unison talking. Very important in the henchpeople.

Kim Possible, Stop Team Go.

(The Pirate Lords are handing in their 'pieces of eight', replaced with assorted junk. Gibbs and Pintel are disscussing it)

Pintel: So change the name.

Gibbs: To what? To "nine pieces of whatever we happened to have in our pockets at the time"? Oh, yes. That sounds very piraty.

Pirates of The Caribbean: At World's End, 2007.

Gothbat: My poem; "The Maggot of Truth" by Gothbat. "Yesterday, the rain ran black and bleak in braided rivers o'er the clotted Earth of freshly opened graves. I clawed the dirt with bloody-fingered hands. O bitter maggot! You gnaw at my entrails and whisper "no one loves you", then hatch into a black winged fly and soar away. A thousand hours pass, my soul breaks like a darkened mirror, and at last, in agony, I die."

Other Voice: Needs work. Have you considered another format?

Gothbat: Like what?

Other Voice: Hmm... "O maggot! Your teeth upon my innards teaches me; no more raw bacon."

Gothbat: That's disgusting, and I'm not writing goth haiku!

Other Voice: Well, how 'bout this? "There once was a maggot from Nantucket..."

Gothbat: Shut up.

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Mrs. Racer catches Spritle jumping on the couch, imitating the anime he's watching

Mrs. Racer: What are you doing?

Spritle: ...Nothin'.

Mrs. Racer: Oh, was that the same nothing that broke my last couch?

Spritle: No, that was a totally different nothing.

Speed Racer, 2008.

Favorite Fan Fiction Quotes. Just a few quotes I've found through out my reading of fan fics. I own none of them.

Ron: And I leave my vampire, werewolf, and zombie video games to Felix. Rufus? You’re in charge of my fossilized cheese collection...

Season 4: Through The Cracks, Chapter 1, Awkwierd Silence, by Ultimate Naco Topping.

Kim: Ron, if you had paid at least a second of attention to Lexxy who had been here for quite sometime, might I add, you’d know that Drake was Drakken’s and Shego’s son

Ron: Son? They have a… a… but that means that they… they... Ew! Evil picture! Evil picture! Make it go away!

Mortal Enemies, Chapter 18, Chapter 18, by kIrEigIrL

Shego: (pretending to be Darth Vader) Luke, come to the dark side. I’ll give you candy.

Mega Sleepover. Girls vs. Boys, Chapter 7, Blackmail Attack, by shegal92

Mego: (pretending to be Yoda) Daddy, who is your? Your daddy, I am! Your daddy, I am!

Shego: (pretending to be Darth Vader and Leia) Yoda doesn’t always speak backwards

Hego: (pretending to be Luke Skywalker) Wait, Yoda’s supposed to be our dad? I thought... never mind.

Mega Sleepover. Girls vs. Boys, Chapter 7, Blackmail Attack, by shegal92

Ron: There's something crawling on me. Kim get it off. It's a vent spider!

Kim: Ron, there's no such thing as a vent spider.

Sibling Rivalry, Chapter 4, The Mission, by BlueSkies817

Ron: (of Sensei) Rufus, that dude wasn’t born, he was found in a fortune cookie.

The Possible Enmity, Chapter 3, Reruns and Newbies, by Moss Royal. (Story Deleated)

Female Hostage: (of Drakken) Is that a new member?

Shego: Uh, yeah. That's... uh... Bluego.

Female Hostage: Thank you, kind sir. But, well... you might want to get another color. Blue is Hego's color.

Drakken: That's... quite all right, miss. And thanks for the tip.

Heroic Failure, Chapter 3, A Thinning Plot Thickens, by The Green Magic.

Vince: I mean, all of your names end with 'go' and you protect Go City, so why not Team Go?

Hego: Why not the Super Go's?

Mego: Or Mego & Company?

Shego: Or 'The Little Smart One And The Two Idiots'?

Her Life, Chapter 7, First Heroic Deeds, by Mr H from D.

Dr. Drakken: ATTENTION! EVERYONE! ATTENTION! I, DR. DRAKKEN, HAVE WON! I AM VICTORIOUS! I AM THE MAN, THE BOSS AND THE KING! ALL HAIL THE KING!

Victory at Last by Ryan Phelan.

Ron was the first to speak (inside Kim was mortified, so her reactions were delayed while Ron was never embarrassed.) he was winging it in the primitive way his mind control was forcing him to. “How many Kim Possibles does it take to change a light bulb?”

Kim replied “Just one! I can do anything!”

Saving the day, Chapter 17, Chapter 17, by farmerhot.

Hego: "Life sucks, then you die" is, for the last time, not a superhero team motto.

Confessions of A Teenage Heroine, chapter 1, by shegal92.

Favorite Fan Fictions of All Time.

A Life Long Forgotten by NAster

Change Isn't Easy by DNMace

Heroic Failure by The Last Son of 84

An Unexpected Partnership by Riverfox237

Dying by shegal92

Horoscope Girl by Miss Inadequate

Rehabilitation Nation by Kitty Petro

Shego Rocks! by David Clark Allen

The Fiendish Plot of Dr Double by Yuri Sisteble

All Things Probable by Slyrr

Envying Monte Cristo by Backroads

Real Life Friends.

Arya MageFire: http/www.fanfiction.ws/u/987199/

My Writing.

As of four years now, I have been an author of sorts. But don't go looking for my name at Barnes & Noble just yet, I have a long way to go, I'm still learning, and still trying to get a good handle on my style, as it were. So, here's hoping there's something in this for me, if not, I love doing it anyway.

I like action, adventure, romance, drama, humor, and angst when it comes to my fan fiction writing. Although the majority of my rating is rated T, this is usually due to violence and mild adult content.

Updating for me is always different, depending on the story and where inspiration strikes. But I always plot out what will happen before getting started or posting, mostly with my larger, more complicated stories.

So, hope you enjoy what I have to offer!

My Stories.

Kim Possible: Series 1: Guardians of Meldoria.

Book II: Scarlet Favor.

Imagine a place where the rules of what is real and what is not don’t apply, where magic is possible for anyone with it their blood, where anyone from pirates to royalty, wizards and witches, enchanters and enchantress, magical creatures and normal people, live in a world cut off from Earth.

Actually, it’s closer than anyone believed; only a dimension away. But recently, the Meldorian dimension is suffering, a world without a leader as of ten years. Things are out of control now. A young chancellor gone emperor has spilt the country in half, sending one side into the dark ages, while turning the other into a futuristic metropolis. This is the time when the people of Meldoria call on the ancient Guardians for help, but the Guardians have reincarnated into the next generation of their families, and are near impossible to get to. They need a queen; they need a hero… they need…

Kim Possible…

Has her hands full on Earth. The Go City heroes, Team Go, have suddenly vanished, leaving Shego as the remaining Go, or so we thought. The lead member’s daughter, a teenager named Mira, suddenly becomes involved in the mission. Mrs. Possible is acting wierd. The cheerleader, Jessica, has been skipping off suddenly after practice to a mysterious 'nowhere'. A chain of robberies are preformed. Things get even worse when a young villainess arises from the shadows with vengeful intentions. So, one question remains…

How is this all connected?

Rated T for violence, blood, and mild adult innuendo.

Takes place post-StD and during season 4 (two weeks after the events of Stop Team Go, will be tied into Ace Ian Combat "Turning Over A New Green Leaf" story).

Other Stories.

Out Of The Blue.

A one-shot. My first fluffy story. I desided to do a Josh/Tara thing with this. It turned out quite sweet. I featured Aly & A.J's song, Out Of The Blue because it fit the story so well. COMPLETED.

Rated K.

Immoral.

One-shot. A Sitch In Time tie-in. Bonnie's POV. Nothing more. At first, I thought it sounded kinda strange, but after rereading it, it turned out to be one of my best works ever! COMPLETED.

Rated T for graphic violence.

Possibles of The Caribbean.

Winner of Best Crossover/Fusion in the 2007 Fannie Awards. A Pirates of The Caribbean/Kim Possible fusion. Read to find out more.

Rated T for action violence and minor adult innuendo.

See the trailer for the story here: http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvtjof0O3o8

A second version here: http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uSj-bRSUwE

And the trailer Darth Comrade did in honor of my birthday here: http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDzX96wXxLY

The following works of fan art inspired this story and elements within it:

http//deviation/9323927/

http//deviation/36061123/

http//deviation/38044055/

http//deviation/37342682/

http//deviation/37683356/

White Roses.

One-shot. Short story about Joss and her dealings with her mother. Very sad, probably my most emotional story yet. COMPLETED.

Rated K.

Ron Droppable.

Season 4 fic. Senior Sr. Junior is forming his first real evil plot; as usual Team Possible is on the case. But when Ron overhears Junior talking about his new girlfriend, he begins to doubt Kim’s loyalty to him, causing a misunderstanding and break up between the teen heroes. Can they get back together before Junior succeeds? COMPLETED.

Rated K (for mild action violence and mild romance)

Tomorrow Is A Better Day.

My first Shego story, focused on the events between the defeat of Warhok and Drakken's award ceremony. I also dig into the Great Blue plotline a little. Still developing parts of this idea, but it should turn out quite good.

Rated T (for violence)

A Shard of Memory.

My first story based around Shego's past, and a different version of how she got where she is. I spoil nothing though!

The story is originally based on this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfv9BqZssYk

Collaberation Stories:

Cold Blooded Retribution.

The team up of two OC villains, Scarlet and Kimala, as they set out to get revenge on Kim.

Cowritten by Ace Ian Combat.

Rated K for violence.

Check out Ace Ian's drawing for a future chapter of the story!

Maxed Flame Shego. http//deviation/32617020/

(On hiatus until Ace Ian and I can get our stories, Turing Over A New Green Leaf and Scarlet Favor, back together.)

The Lorwardian Wars.

A prequel story to the series, about Warmonga and her people's conquer of the thirteen moons of Jingos, but also Team Go's origins. Read and find out why!

Cowritten by Darth Comrade.

Rated K for violence.

http/www.fanfiction.ws/s/3565557/1/

Update System:

Update, 27/01/07: The fifth chapter of Possibles of The Caribbean is near completion , hopefully I can have up sometime in Feb.

Scarlet Favor will be postponed for update until season 4, seeing as I need those episodes and new characters for the story, though the second chapter is progressing nicely.

Update, 03/02/07: Chapter 5 of Possibles of The Caribbean is finally up! Get ready for Jack and Ron's big sword fight! And a revelation involving the blacksmith shop owner.

Scarlet Favor, Chapter 2, is close to finished, hoping to have that completed soon. But it may be a while before you see any real update for this story, I'm still reworking a lot of the plot, and plan to get the next four or five chapters down before updating. Keep a weather eye out.

Also working on a new story titled Ron Droppable, the summary can be found below.

Update, 07/06/07: Chapter 6 of PoTC is finally up after two months of waiting! And is mostly made up of original storyline, unlike eariler chapters, thanks go out to CMY for this.

I have started a collaberation story, The Lorwardian Wars, with my good friend Darth Comrade. You can find the link above.

Scarlet Favor has been put on hiatus until I finish my other story, sorry to those who enjoy it, it may be a while.

Update, 26/08/07: Whew! Hey all! I'm back! After a long summer hiatus, I'm writing again!

The first chapter of my story, Ron Droppable, is up now! With cuteness abound!

I plan to update Possibles of The Caribbean, Scarlet Favor, and The Lorwardian Wars very soon!

Update, 09/11/07: Possibles of The Caribbean, Ron Droppable, and Scarlet Favor have all been updated and will continue to be as The Fannie Awards inch closer. Lorwardian Wars is next in line for an overdue update.

Update, 10/01/08: A belated Happy New Year! Scarlet Favor and Possibles have both been updated and will continue to be, as we are now in the Fannie Awards voting stage! Don't forget to vote guys! And don't forget my work when doing it!

Update, 21/04/08: No word on the Fannie Awards yet, but keep your fingers crossed, people! Also expect updates on my three stories very soon!

Update, 08/05/08: The Fannie Awards have come and gone, and guess who took home Best Crossover/Fusion? Thank you to everyone who voted for Possibles (you should be seeing the next chapter very soon), it's now an award-winning story! Ron Droppable is less than four chapters away from completion, so that's good! And Scarlet Favor will continue being updated as planned (read the latest chapter to meet three new characters in the story).

And finally, thanks to everybody who voted for me! You put all three of these stories in the finals of The Fannie Awards!

Update, 22/08/08: Sorry for the break I took, guys. I had a very busy summer. Anyway, Ron Droppable should be seeing an update soon, as well as Scarlet Favor and Tomorrow Is A Better Day! Gotta balance school as well as my writing now, plus my videos, so this should be interesting. ;)

Update, 07/11/08: Hey guys! Back again... or at least trying to get back. Expect to see the final chapter of Ron Droppable up soon, as well as Possibles and Scarlet Favor with some incredible updates!

Update, 02/12/09: Phew! Long time no see, guys! Sorry for vanishing act, I've had a lot of social goings on these past few months. But with summer coming up, I will be trying to finish my ongoing stories. I just posted the last chapter of Ron Droppable, with sugary sweetness abound. And I have started a new short story, called Shard of Memory! Please check out both, and keep on the lookout for new updates.

Ideas for Future Stories.

Kim Possible:

Gaurdians of Meldoria series:

Book IV: Losses: Takes place three years after Scarlet Favor.

Book V: Conclusions: Takes place fifteen years after Losses.

Book III: Lilac Indigo: Takes place directly after Scarlet Favor.

Book I: Part II: A Heart of Scarlet: Mainly takes place 10 years before Scarlet Favor.

Book I: Part I: A Hero Can Save Us: Mainly takes place 12 years before Scarlet Favor. A take on Shego’s past.

Possibles of The Caribbean series.

Dead Man’s Chest: A soggy wedding, an island of cannibals, a ravenous sea beast, one-hundred souls, and a chest belonging to the feared captain of The Flying Dutchman.

At World's End: The third installment to the Possibles of The Caribbean trilogy. The return of a traitorous enemy, a meeting of the Brethren of the Coast, and a dangerous rescue mission that takes the former crew of the Black Pearl to a literal World’s End.

Green Wench of The Waters: POTC/KP prequel. The life of a pirate is never an easy one, but sometimes getting there is even harder. Read and find out how one young woman went from being a lowly barmaid to an officer of the Royal Fleet and finally ended up aboard a pirate ship under the command of the famed Jack Sparrow.

Origami Swann: A POTC/KP prequel. A young Yori Kabara is kidnapped from her home by relentless Chinese pirates, who plan to sell her to gain riches. But their trip is halted by many roadblocks, including crazed merchants, evil sea monsters, relentless cases of cabin fever, and Davy Jones himself. But could all this be leading up to something better for the Japanese child?

Popular Society’s Castaways: A young Welsh ambassador and The Royal Navy’s former Commodore; what do they have in common? Cutler Beckett. Follow Josh Mankey and Tara Richards as they try to stop a plot to reveal a most scandalous secret.

Other Stories

Stranger Things Have Happened…: A Doctor Who/Kim Possible crossover.

My Characters:

(Page coming, check back soon)

~THE KIM POSSIBLE SECTION OF MY PROFILE ~

My Top Ten K.P Plots.

1. Shego's Past.

2. Alternate Evil Ron.

3. The 1904 Plotline (Rewriting History).

4. Mystical Monkey Power.

5. Drakken's Past.

6. Alternate Timeline (A Sitch In Time).

7. Kim And Ron's Relationship.

8. The Fearless Farret.

9. Camp Wannaweep.

10. Team Possible's First Mission.

My Top Five K.P Villains.

1. Shego.

2. Monkey Fist.

3. Electronique.

4. Dr. Drakken.

5. Gemini.

Check out this poll, all KP fans should vote! http//season5poll.php

Websites. Are you a maga fan of Kim Possible? Check out these websites!

KP fan fiction. http//index.php

Ron Stoppable's Really Neat Page Forum: http//index.cgi

KP Tome: http//index.htm

Kim Possible Site: http//articles.php?cat_id=1

Global Justice Alliance: http//board/forumdisplay.php?f=4

Note: I update my profile a lot, so check around every so often.

Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoy my stories!

Later days!