To the tune of the Hokey Pokey:
'You pick your ink pen up, you put your ink pen down, it just won't write so you shake it all around...'
And then you go clean that dratted ink off your face and actually sit down and write something. (Hopefully).

NB: Out of all the stuff I've posted, assuming you - dear reader - are familiar with all the fandoms, I'd recommend reading these, my favourites:

1. A Kind of Communication (OuaTiM) – Possibly the best thing I’ve posted so far.
2. A Moment of Closure (Saiyuki) – Because I love Gojyo.
3. Red (Saiyuki) – I’m stupidly proud of the last line.
4. Conversation (Weiss Kreuz) – Because Schuldig kicks ass, yea verily.
5. Reunion (Weiss Kreuz) - Neither Nagi or Omi are my favourite characters, and yet one of the first stories I post... *sigh* This is one of the only happy!fics I've posted that I still like a lot, rather than wincing at the power of my sappiness.

Also, I recommend ‘A Bad Fic in Name Alone’, though it isn’t mine, because my friend Impending Doom writes better than I do and doesn’t know it – also, I love the way this story just… completely takes the piss. (Bond)