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I have joined the Review Revolution.

(To join the Review Revolution simply copy and paste the above into your profile and then do your bit and review the fics you read. It's only fair. And if you don't, Karma will come and bite you on the ass.)

If you scream, "ZACK!" whenever he shows up during the Bones theme song, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish Sweets would just break down and admit that Zack is innocent, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish Hart Hanson would finally wake up and realize that the quality of Bones has decreased since he kicked Zack off, copy this onto your profile.

I love geekboys. Zach from 'Bones' is my number one. My sister and I have agreed to a duel if someone he becomes 'real'. Needless to say, she's going down!

Signs Your Love For Zach Addy Is Getting Weird (Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That).

1. If you somehow missed ‘The Pain In The Heart’ you refuse to watch it because of what happens to Zach.

2. If you missed ‘The Pain In The Heart’ and was told what happened by someone else, you burst into tears.

3. Whenever you first see Zach during any episode, you squeal.

4. When you saw ‘The Pain In The Heart’, you cried so hard that anyone within a fifty foot radius came running.

5. When you see the cow during ‘The Mummy In The Maze’ that has to be Naomi from Paleontology, you scream ‘I see you bitch!’.

6. During Booth’s monologue at the end of ‘Death In The Saddle’ and it shows Zach when he says that line about giving up hope on finding love, you go ‘Aw’.

7. During ‘The Boy In The Bush’ you ‘Aw’ when Zach gets emotional.

8. When you saw the promo for the Season Four finale and saw Zach, you started jumping up and down and screaming ‘ZACH’S BACK, ZACH’S BACK!’.

9. When you realized Zach wasn’t back for good, you threw something or cried.

10. You’re mad at Sweets for not telling people Zach is innocent.

11. When Zach returned in ‘The Widow’s Son In The Windshield‘, you squealed so loudly, that dogs came running.

12. You watch ‘The Man In The Fallout Shelter’ every chance you get just to see Zach in a towel.

13. When you watch the above mentioned episode and Hodgins says that it was punishment to shower with Zach, you yell something like ‘I WILL GLADLY DO IT FOR YOU!’

14. You can debate for hours whether he looks better with floppy or short hair. And 40 of your argument is ‘he’s adorable’.

15. Naomi from Paleontology is or was on your hit list.

If you've ever had your friends of family yell 'HE(or she) IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER' when you talk about your crush, copy/paste this

My latest idea for a Bones fanfic:

It's an AU of Sooner Surrender entirely. Zack would be in the looneybin. At the same time Starbuck comes back into her brother's life, Zack's own sister confronts Sweet about her brother bein innocent. Then, proof is found that shows he is innocent and they have to find out who is the real apprentice.

What do you think?

I hate Twilight because the writing is crap and I'm a woman, a romantic and a writer, so I get offended when Twilight is brought up.

The Songs that Inspried my Starbuck and co. Fanfics and the lyrics that clinched it

First two by Matt Nathanson

Sooner Surrender-

Sooner surrender
Then watch the last wall collapse
And sooner surrender
And our love will count for everything

In my sweetest dreams
It's just you and me

To The Beat Of Our Noisy Hearts

On and on, we keep going
Crowded like subway cars
On and on, to the beat of our noisy hearts
Our hearts

She was her mother's secret
She was daddy's girl

Twitter link:

http://twitter.com/miss_firefly91

The Hogwarts Rules

3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”.

6. I will not go to class skyclad.

32. I will not lick Trevor.

40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.

50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

58. Dobby is not Yoda.

60. Seamus Finnegan is not after your lucky charms

62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “Firewhiskey”.

63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.

75. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.

77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force”.

78. Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster”, not “My Liege”.

79. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.

80. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.

82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It Does DEATH!!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.

84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

88. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.

92. When being interrogated by a member of the staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce “These are not the droids you are looking for”.

104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.

120. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sound with my wand.

126. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.

138. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

140. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.

143. I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.

150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points

151 (because I couldn’t find it on the list I found this one but I remembered it because it was awesome) Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not suggest using guns instead of magic.

The SI Rules

1. Do not let them have guns

2. Never tell Lynn to color in her front tooth.

3. NEVER ask Baby where her breasts went

4. Do not call Maggie ‘Casper’

5. Do not tell JJ that there are tacos when there are none

6. Do not take away Baby’s current book

7. Only look down Lynn’s shirt when she’s eating

8. Do not dare them to draw a penis on anything

9. Never call Baby by her real name

10. Do not go into a dark room with JJ

11. Or Lynn

12. Do not tell Maggie she needs a hair smoothing potion

13. Do not sing ‘Rule Britanna’ if you don’t want a singing battle

14. Never take a brownie from any of them

15. Unless you want to see her dance, so do put on music around Lynn

16. Do not take water from JJ

18. Never let them near Firewhiskey

19. If they get drunk, lock them in a room alone

20. Baby is not allowed near cats

21. If you are a ginger, do not touch Lynn

22. Never hand Maggie some self tanner

23. Do not hold up a clown mask near Baby

24. Do not let JJ speak to the first years

25. JJ is only allowed five pieces of candy

26. Do not give Lynn butterbeer and tell her its real beer

27. Do not wake up Maggie

28. Never hide Lynn’s makeup

29. Do not call Maggie the ‘lost Weasley’

30. AND never ever suggest that they stop talking so funny