The Final Chapter

"Daddy, is it okay to asked someone for something?" Parker said.

"What do you mean?" Booth asked.

"I mean, Hannah asked Bones for her sunglasses for no reason. So I was wondering if that's okay."

Booth frowned. He was at the diner with his son. His mother had a work emergency and had dropped him off there. He had a session with Sweets in less than 15 minutes. He could probably leave him with a squint. Sweets said that the session wouldn't be too long.

"No, it's not," Booth said.

"Then how come Hannah did it?" Parker asked as he finished his pie.

"I don't know. But it was wrong."

A few minutes later, it was time to go to the Jeffersonian. Today, for some reason, the session would be held at the lab. Cam's daughter was in her mother's office and Booth left Parker with her.

Crowded inside the conference room were Sweets, Brennan, Angela, Cam, Hodgins and….Hannah?

"Hannah, what are you doing here?" Booth asked.

"This is an intervention," Sweets said.

"Why is Hannah here?" Booth asked.

"Look at her," Angela said and got up to wheel Hannah's chair over to Brennan's. "It's so Single White Female.."

"I don't see it," Booth mumbled.

"Dude…the same haircut, similar clothes. Soon, she's going to dye her hair and don a lab coat. but not before Brennan 'disappears'!" Hodgins rambled,

"Look at this!" Cam reached into the CVS bag that had been hanging off Hannah's chair. Inside was a box of hair dye. "She's trying to become Brennan!" The whole time, Hannah's eyes were darting back and forth, like she was looking for an escape.

"Hannah is this true?" Booth asked.

"So what if it is?" Hannah yelled. "You aren't going to stop loving her? And I can give you Bones. Just not with all the big words and that stupid dead body smell!"

"I do not smell like dead bodies!" Brennan said, moving her chair away.

"Yes you do!" Hannah screamed back.

"She smells like jasmine with a hint of anti-septic," Booth said dreamily.

"SEE?" Hannah jumped out of her seat and charged at Brennan.

Suddenly, the doors opened and Daisy jumped in, holding a potato launcher. She aimed it at Hannah and fired. The blond went down. Wendell came in and dragged her out, Hannah's head smacking the wall a few twice.

"What did I say?" Cam asked, rolling her eyes.

"You never said anything about these," Daisy said. "I altered it. Don't worry, she's just unconscious,"

Brennan walked up to her partner. "Booth, I know you love Hannah, but I just wanted to tell you that I changed by mind. I want to 'give us a shot' to use your words-"

Booth kissed her. They all clapped.

"Okay Jack, get the crate," Angela said.

And Hannah Burely was never seen or heard from again.

They all lived happily ever after.

Xxx

Oh for those who didn't get the single white female reference, it is a movie where this woman's new roommate turns out to be nuts and tries to take over her life.

Thanks for reading!