This just provoked me for a rant time...I give my sincerest apologies beforehand*...I’ve just started binge watching this show 2 weeks ago. I’m now on the 9th season, and all those Hannah moments, just made me want to pull my hair in frustration and cringe. And another bad thing about it was the fact that they made her seem TOO innocently perfect and sweet! But I just couldn’t shake off my hate for the little blondie bimbo, I just couldn’t. And I love Booth, like come on, the dude is a piece of sexy motherfluffin pie, but he just irked me so badly with Hannah during that season. I know some say we were too hard on him, and maybe some are, but I feel like it’s justified, and even everyone else on the show agrees. And seeing that scene where Hannah just asks for those sunglasses...HOLY FUCK I LOST MY MARBLES. I was sooooo enraged and irrated each time I saw that scene I saw red. I was thankful for that scene because it finally gave me a reason to lose the little remaining piece of patient and respect for the arrogant reporter, and I just lost it. Shit hit the fan. And I so wish that they addressed the fact more, focused on the fact that those sunglasses repainted something, or that maybe Booth saw what a selfish witch his girlfriend was and yanked those sunglasses off her blond little head and put them back on Brennan. And I wish that Hannah hadn’t rejected a heartbroken Booth instead. It made me ALMOST, feel pity for Booth, but instead, Booth realized the flaws in her and the whole relationship and shut the whole shitty botched relationship down. It felt like Hannah got the last word and upper hand, I feel like she needed to be put in her place and finally hear and acknowledge the fact that Booth was Brennan and for Brennan only.

Okay, end of rant. And I really am sorry, I think I just lost my marbles again. But I needed to let that off my chest...anywho, I enjoyed this, even though the grammar was a bit off, and the ending was funnily unrealistic, it was a great retrospective into each of the people who cared and knew so much about Booth and Brennan and how they felt about the blond bish. And with that, I’ll just leave before I say something really insulting or something I’ll regret. Lol. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be leaving now to go binge watch some more Bones and fufill my need of more Brennan and Booth while imagining the blondie getting flipped off and cast aside. Toodles

No midgets... hehe, no midgets...

That was HILARIOUS! And I totally agree. Its like Hannah has no flaws or anything- she's perfect, which makes me hate her even more.

"There was a conspiracy afoot!"

Ahhh, gotta love Hodgins! (:

She is a cannon-sue.

I like how Angela reacts.

'Blondie McHomewrecker'...*giggles*

I never saw this episode, but I hate Hannah and can 199% agree that she is a bitch.

This chapter is really good, I can see Booth reacting like that. (:

Lol i love daisy! Wish she do that on the show! Great story!

"She smells like jasmine with a hint of anti-septic," Booth said dreamily.

HAHAHAHAH. and the single white female thing lmao.

thanks for this story!

That was so funny! I loved the story. D

sinceramente me reí

aunque hubieron palabras que no entendí mucho pero mientras fue leyendo me fui enterando espero que escribas otro fincs

LOL! I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT! ITS GREAT AND AMAZING FUNNY! SOOOOO AMAZING!

WOW Thats was awesome I really would prefer if Hannah had die,but this continue to be awesomeeeee!

Thanks for the story!8)

ps:DIE HANNAH! I SO HATE U!xD

This last chapter made my day! LMAO :D

LOLOLOLOL! this was fantastic! thanks for this i really aprecietwd thanks

Short but very funny.