Readers, I've moved accounts from this one to a new one (all for my own, logical reasons that I don't really feel the need to explain). If you would like to keep up with my current writings, please check out my stories! www.fanfiction.ws/~imagiver

I'd like to apologize in advance if none of your favorite stories on this account got updated. I am continuing my Housebroken Heroes story on the above account, but I lack the incentive to continue writing stories that, although I appreciate and love, just bring me little pleasure to write as an author. I hope you understand. Have nice days, ~Sarah

Housebroken Heroes Readers, here's that homemade pic I promised ya: http:///albums/v483/fwuzzfwuzz/?action=view¤t=picforjones.jpg

Great! You're here. Impeccable timing, as always.

My name's Sarah, cause obviously I'm not using some random girl's name in my handle. I write, among other things. Don't ask me how I write because I change it quite frequently. Don't ask me how I come up with ideas for my stories either because it would... Depress you. Writing is a way for me to illustrate my fantasies in a more conventional way on the site deemed FOURTH on the "List of Websites People Waste the Most Time On," beating MSN, MySpace, and Yahoo. (Yeah, suck it, MySpace! There are more nerds out there reading than posting fuzzy pictures of their pimply faces!) I've been on fanfiction for many years now, don't really plan on leaving... Ever. I have to say fanfiction is right up there with air and the Bible on "Things That I Seriously Can't Live Without."

If you're here you obviously want to...

A) "Get to Know Me" 'cause you're a stalker.

B) Get some reading material for the John.

C) Read more of my stories because you thought my other stories rocked hard.

If you chose A, I can save you the messaging time and just give you my reply now: "Back away from the computer and turn yourself in before your neighbors do it for you. " If you chose B, umm, not to sound unappreciative, but I think Seventeen or Car and Driver might be better service. Now, if you chose answer C, then, I'll just get out of your way. I really enjoy others reading my work, but I enjoy review more. So, please, if you did come here 'cause you liked a story of mine, I'd be very happy if you left a comment in your wake.

So, that's the intro. Please no flash photography allowed for the rest of the profile viewing. Thank you.

Name: Sarah

Okay, so I know I promised like a zillion years ago that I would change my middle name to "Riley" since I was going to get my name changed anyway ('slong story, and I really prefer to keep my fingers intact. So, I'm just going to ignore that questioning look your giving me, 'mkay?) Anyways, when I was about to go to court to get it officialized, I came up with a totally different middle name, and, hammer, hammer, that was my new middle name. I think I changed it to "INSERT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS HERE, STALKER" because I wanted to save Riley for my son... Once I have him... A long, long time from now. I really do like my new name though. It's pretty. (No, I'm not going to give you any more clues.)

Gender: Female

I know I may not have the most "female team spirit" since I write mainly about male characters, but that's only because I find male characters so much more diverse and fun than women characters. Now, that doesn't mean I don't like female characters; I simply prefer the ones that I can actually drool over. If I wrote constantly about girls, calling them "gorgeous" and "stunning," people (mainly my friends) might get the wrong idea, and they wouldn't stay my friends for very long. Yeah, pretty soon I'd have new friends names "Butch" and "Steel Chest." (Please don't ask me how I came up with those names. I wanted to use Rosie, but your name might be Rosie, and I don't want you to beat me up.)

Age: Eighteen

Wow! Eighteen! Finally here. What can I do? What can I do? Drink? No. Gamble? Nah ah. God, this sucks. There's nothing- sees ad on television Oh yeah, now I can legally order a Shamwow (TM) off the telly! Ohboyohboyohboy!

Location: State of Mind

I always say this so stalkers, who I am ever vigilant for, don't try to track me down. I'd like all stalkers to know that in addition to a Story Alert, Author Alert, and C2 Alert, I also get stalker alerts, so watch out, 'cause you're about to get a bad review! (Sorry about the super lame fanfiction pun; it's late over here...)

Birthday October 12th, 1990

What a special day that was. I'm trying to find a celebrity who is born on that exact day, too. My younger sister was born on the EXACT day as Freddie Highmore and my older sister was born on the EXACT day as Anton Yelchin. How lucky are they? Those guys just so happen to be the biggest rising young stars in Hollywood to date. I must find a bigger star to beat them, but unless Zac Efron's IMDB birth date is off, I've got no luck. Poo. (PM me if you find one though. -winks-)

Heritage: Filipina-American

Working at a hospital, I get a lot of people looking to me to see if I speak Spanish, flashing these condescending smiles to my white co-worker, who just so happens to know a whole lot more Spanish than I do. That's not the worst part; these people actually get donwright irritated with me that I don't speak Spanish, like I was some lazy girl who never wanted to look into her root language. I really just need to get a shirt that says "I'm with Asian Girl" with a big finger pointing at my face. That'd teach 'em! 'Course I don't know how that would flow with my uniform...

Aspiration: Specialty Doctor

I get very nervous but at the same time really excited when I think about this. I really cannot wait to help people and get on the road with the whole medicine thing, but it's not going to be a cake-walk. Gotta stay focused and work hard. Yeah. Soon I'll be Dr. Sarah, and after that I can slap people with the tail of my long, flowing white coat. Ha, ha, just joking. Being a doctor really is my ultimate goal. I can't tell you exactly what I'm going to specialize in but nephrology is high up there. Second is probably oncology though.

Likes: I like warming up my brain with academics, writing, reading, designing, learning, rain, getting shots, licking the brownie batter, dancing in the middle of the street, pretending I'm a crazy cart lady- Whoa, that list just started getting weirder as it went on. Started getting pretty close to my personal life. Sorry 'bout that. I really have thousands of things I like, but the one thing I love is my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Okay, there are a few other things I love, but Jesus beats them all to the top of the hill. He's the one that's made me the person I am today and Who will make me the marvelous human being I am tomorrow. If you ever want to talk about Him, share a testimony, whatever, leave me a message.

Dislikes: Eh, heh, I'll get to this later. It's long; that's for sure.

Current Favorite YouTube Video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tGwCoNDYC88

Really adorable video of my favorite "Silver Fox" Anderson Cooper. I thought this was very sweet of him to fill in for Oscar the Grouch to teach the little kids of America. Way to go, Anderson! The youth are our future; good priorities!

Thing That I Will Eventually Write Fan Fiction About:

(psych-eth! too many fandoms to count!); (the bolded words are my current favorite-favorite movies, shows, etc.)

Movies: Rundown (Beck; Travis), Pacifier (Seth Plummer; Shane Wolfe), National Treasure (Riley Poole, Ian Howe, Ben Gates, Abigail Chase), Blade (Hannibal King; Dracula), Planet of the Apes (Capt. Leo Davidson) Four Brothers (Jack and Bobby Mercer), Back to the Future 1-3 (Martin McFly, George McFly), Batman Begins (Dr. Jonathan Crane, Bruce Wayne), Brother Grimm (Jake and Wilhelm Grimm), King Kong (Jimmy, Jack Driscoll), Mr and Mrs. Smith (John Smith, Jane Smith, Benjamin Dantz), Fast and the Furious 1-2 (Brian O’Connor, Dominic Toretto), LXG (Dorian Gray), Red Eye (Jackson Rippner), Meet Bill (Bill, the Kid), Fight Club (Tyler Durden, the Narrator), Wanted (Wesley Allen Gibson, Cross), Sunshine (Mace, Robert Capa, Dr. Searl), Charlie Bartlett (Charlie Bartlett, Principal Nathan Gardner0, Kiss kiss bang Bang (Harry Lockhart, Gay Perry), Pineapple Express (Dale Denton, Saul Silver), Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (Butch Cassidy, Sundance Kid)

Shows: Gilmore Girls (Jess Mariano; Luke Danes), Friends (Chandler Bing), Boy Meets World (Shawn Hunter; Jonathan Turner), Just Shoot Me (Dennis Finch), Drake and Josh (Drake Parker, Josh Nichols), That 70's Show (Eric Foreman; Michael Kelso), 8 Simple Rules (Rory Hennessy), Scrubs (Dr. J.D.), Law and order SVU (Det. Elliot Stabler), One Tree Hill (Lucas Scott), the 4400 (Shawn Ferrall; Jordan Collier), Prison Break (Michael Schofield, Lincoln Burrows, LJ Burrows), Supernatural (Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, kinda), Heroes (Peter Petrelli, Nathan Petrelli, Mohinder Suresh), Psych (Shawn Spencer, Carlton Lassiter), House, MD (Dr. Robert Chase, Dr. James Wilson, Dr. Gregory House), Kyle XY (Kyle), Brothers and Sisters (Justin Walker, Tommy Walker), 21 Jump Street (Doug Penhall, Tom Hanson), Wizards of Waverly Place (Justin Russo, Alex Russo), Black Donnellys (Kevin Donnelly, Tommy Donnelly), Burn Notice (Michael Westen, Nate Westen), CSI: New York (Reed Garrett, Det. Mac Taylor), the Office US (Ryan Howard, Jim Halpert, Pam Beesly), Criminal Minds (Det. Aaron Hotchner, Dr. Spencer Reid), Dexter (Dexter Morgan), Eli Stone (Eli Stone, Nathan Stone), Everwood (Ephram Brown, Dr. Andy Brown, Bright Abbott), How I Met Your Mother (Barney Stinson, Marshall Eriksen, Robin Scherbatsky, Ted Mosby, Lily Aldrin), Lost (Charlie Pace -RIP!-, Dr. Jack Shepherd, Desmond Hume, James "Sawyer" Ford, Daniel Faraday, Boone Carlyle), the OC (Seth Cohen, Ryan Atwood, Sandy Cohen, Kirsten Cohen, Summer Roberts, Che), Smallville (Clark Kent, Lex Luthor, Bart Allen), Ugly Betty (Daniel Meade), Angel (Angel, Connor), Firefly aka Serenity (Mal, Wash, Simon)

Cartoons: Danny Phantom (Danny Fenton), Teen Titans (Robin-Dick Grayson; Slade, Aqualad), Weekenders (Tino Tonitini), Fairly Odd Parents (Timmy Turner), Spongebob Squarepants (Spongebob), Mighty B (Bessy Higgenbottom)

Books: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (Arthur Dent; Ford Prefect)A Series of Unfortunate Events (Klaus Baudelaire; Count Olaf), The Portrait of Dorian Gray (Dorian Gray), Pride and Prejudice (Mr. Darcy), Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Reluctant Grownup, Keys to the Kingdom (Arthur Penahaligon), Twilight Series (Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Dr. Carlisle Cullen, Isabella Swan), Improbable (Nava Vaner, David Cain, Jasper Cain), The Thief Series (Eugenides, Eugenides' Father, the Magus)

Anime/Mangas: Zatch Bell (Kiyo), Avatar (Sokka), Naruto (Kakashi, Sasuke, Iruka), Fullmetal Alchemist (Ed and Al Elric, Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, Jean Havoc, Maes Hughes), DN Angel (Satoshi, Dark),Fruits Basket (Hatsuharu, Kyo, Yuki, Shigure, Hatori, and Aayame Sohma), Bleach (Isshin K., Ichigo K., Death Note (Light Yagumi, L), Hikaru no Go (Sai, Hikaru)

Comics: Batman (Robin; Batman), Hellboy (John Myers; Hellboy), Fantastic Four (Johnny Storm), The Avengers (Iron Man, the Hulk), 30 Days of Night (Sherriff Eben Oleson, Jake Oleson)

Fan Fiction Update: Working on a Mr. and Mrs. Smith Sequel to “DWYT.” Working on the new chapters for my GG fic “Keep the Change.” Working on a new Smallville fic (don't hurt me!) that reads from the point of view of Impulse aka Bart Allen and his life living with the JLA. I'm really into my Smallville one since the characters are new and I'm starting to get the feel of how they think and act. Bart has always been my favorite Justice Leaguer so I'm having a lot of fun right now. No worries though, I've still got energy left for the others.

Random Thought: They should really make a sequel to Lost: Via Domus. I beat that game in like 6 hours. Okay, so that’s conventional game time, but it seemed shorter. Probably because I stayed up ‘til four playing it, but that’s to be expected for fans as addicted toLost as I am.

BTW, I'm going back to school soon, and, although I didn't get to write as much as I hoped to this summer, I got everything I needed to get accomplished. Writing fanfiction may not be on the top of my list of priorities once I enter Pre-Med; so, if you want to drop some reviews of encouragement, I'm sure they'll work splendidly in getting my attention on my stories.

Current Obsession: Facebook. Seriously, I never thought I would be into this sort of thing. Turns out I am. Who knew? Oh my other current obsession is stories about the Angel Castiel from Supernatural. But only stories that involve him losing his grace and then the Winchester brothers helping him find it again. I started writing it but it's wholly unoriginal so I probably won't post it until I get GOOD ideas.

Newsflash:

(01/29/09) I'm trying really hard to concentrate on my frist month back but at the same time get my sequel to Housebroken Heroes up. If any of you were wondering what's happening, school is, ha, ha!

(01/30/09) I just deleted a LOT of favorite authors. I made a new standard. You have to have at least written 2 stories that I like; you have to be an active member of fanfiction (though I kept some of my oldies for sentimental value); and you have to be a very good writer. Simple enough.

I hope you enjoyed my newly-revised profile. You may now unfasten you seatbelt, collect your belongings, and exit using anyone of the fics listed below. Seriously, if you did read this far, I tip my imaginary feathered hat to you. This is no easy feat, reading all this rambling junk. Thanks for taking the time to read about me. Hopefully, if you meet me in a subway, we’ll have a couple of inside jokes that others won’t get. Yay!

Have nice days,

~Sarah