Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. A collection of humorous scenes in the adventures of the Dragonborn. More information inside.

Starting out on a journey? Couldn't afford a normal pokédex? Then this is for you. This is your guide to the world of pokémon for now. Lucky you. Rated M for graphic language, among other things. [Thanks a lot for 100 chapters, guys!]

Ruby Rose is a perfectly normal 15-year-old girl, honest. Ozpin can quit drinking coffee anytime he wants. Jaune is the butt of all the cosmic jokes and Pyrrha's days are numbered. Ren's sense of humor is an abomination the likes of which can terrify even Salem. Nora *may* have had something to do with that. Due to the 384 character limit, the unabridged synopsis is available insid

Small stories set before the main story. A journey on one part of self-discovery and on the other of obliviousness.

The end of year exams are coming up, and Jaune couldn't be more screwed. He can't study like everyone else and is likely doomed to repeat them later in the year. That is until he hears Glynda Goodwitch is marking them. With no other options left, he realises he must seduce her so she can boost his grades for him. Look out, Glynda - you're about to have a new favourite student.

It took that three day mission away from Beacon Academy, but if Yang looked back on the last months, their relationship was probably bound to change sooner or later. - Bumbleby smut. Starts in between V2 and V3, follows events of V3. May very well be continued with V5.

Russel Thrush is no Knight in Shining Armor. He's an unapologetic delinquent in a world where the only thing keeping the monsters out is a positive atmosphere. This is the story of a guy who knows exactly who he is. And he's not sorry about it. (Current Arc: Days Gone Bye).

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A late entry for Freezerburn Week or whatever. Even though it isn't Freezerburn, it still works since the point of it was to shit all over Bumblebee. Don't lie. People are just finally being woken up to the fact that Blake is a shitty character, and the only people who like Bumblebee are lesbians who want to be able to identify with Yang, and don't care which girl she's with.

I like to bully fictional characters.

I like to bully everyone.

I like to bully my friends.

A series of one-shots and short chapters of humor, jokes, romance, mishaps, misadventures, and misunderstandings between the hero of the tale, Jaune, and the women of RWBY. From tongue-in-cheek, double entendre to taboo. No character is exempt from the rude, crude, and totally uproarious adult gags. What led to these events? Find out in the anthology, Jaune's Awakening. {AU} {NSFW}

Everyone knew that Huntress trainees were some of the most beautiful women around. But what about the Huntsmen? One in particular has caught their eye. Problem was, they didn't know his name or what he even truly looked like. Wait, how is that possible? This sounds a bit sketchy.

Growing up around girls, Jaune had to put up with a lot of talks about how hot muscles were. He didn't understand the appeal. What was the big deal about muscles, anyway? More importantly, why was he getting flustered over the sight of Pyrrha at the gym? He wasn't staring at her arms. Honest.

Weiss wants Ruby to die so she can bang Jaune. Sorry, I'm not good at summaries.

Yang wasn't used to leadership, but she wasn't going to accept Ozpin's suggestion of mandatory rest either. Not when it meant losing her spot on Team RWBY. If she had to lead a rookie squad of police officers against the White Fang to prove she could still fight, then so be it. Too bad no one told her the VSPR was made up of Vale's worst criminals, many of which she knew by name.

It's time to face the harsh truth. You'd better grab a Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry.

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Jaune was starting to question the logic behind coeducational lodging.

"Shitpost" fics are so uninspired and boring, it's pretty much the equivalent of making a YTP and only using slow stutter loops and pingas. "Hurr durr, I mock RWBY's low hanging fruit and copy paste 「NTR」 for three pages. Comedy gold." If you're going to write stupid garbage, do it right. See how far a joke can be elevated with even a modicum of effort.

It was the day after initiation, team RWBY and JNPR successfully formed and have a bright future ahead of them. But out of the darkness between world comes a threat that gods and men will tremble before, a man that holds such power that even the mightiest could be swept aside. The Lord of Hunger, the Wraith... the flayed man... all will tremble before him.

Confinement can sometimes be a virtue. A pity the boy beneath her was too stubborn to realise that.

"Hey, Oscar? This isn't gonna be easy, but the fact that you're even trying says a lot about you. You're braver than you think."

Kagami does the fencing equivalent of a radical slam dunk, but then Adrien does two of them. But can he do two people vying for his affections in a subway? Yes.

FUCKING NORMAL FAGS! GET THE FUCK OFF MY RWBY! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Because I love Nora's Arc.

Yang did nothing wrong! Junior's a bad guy! Yang's a good guy! How dare you!

It's International Women's Day in Remnant, and Glynda isn't happy. Then again she's never happy. What's her appeal? Will she be missed from the show? Probably not.

It's another fabulous day at Beacon Academy as Jaune prepares to plunge balls deep into initiation.

Emerald has some one-to-one time with Puppet Cinder. Now, if only Mercury would leave her alone.

Mercury Black has a very intimate relationship with the sock puppet he made to look like Cinder Fall.

This is the magical, heartbreaking story of a blond huntsman-in-training who loved his girlfriend. And one god who did not.

Because all comedy occurs at someone, or something's expense. Sort of slapstick crack, with extra emphasis on the slap. I'm honestly not sure why this one turned out a bit darker than the others. This must be what my parents feel like. Was going to title it "YOLOSWAG Hearts:420/69 Days Birth by Do You Even Lift Re:Come at me, bro" but it wouldn't fit in the title bar.

An Imperial general leads an expeditionary force deep into Black Marsh to capture the city of Carylac during the time of Tiber Septim. *Apologies for any writing that could be considered less than stellar. I wrote this quite a long time ago, when my writing ability was substantially less developed.

Based on her choice of literature, you'd think Blake would know how to write a good erotic story. As it turns out however, Blake Belladonna is the worst smut writer in the history of Remnant, as Team RWBY sadly discovers...

The Dragonborn has returned. Everyone else thinks its some kind of miracle or blessing. Lydia … she knows better. Her Thane is mad. Mad I tell you. Crackfic collection. Prompts welcome.

With the days the pain faded into discomfort, and then, eventually, to memory. That was nine years ago... But when Yang comes to Beacon, seeking a chance to redeem herself to Cinder, she starts a war with her own heart. She could stop it easily, at any time. She just has to choose who she loves more. - slow!burn Yang/Blake AU, Yang is kidnapped by Cinder at a young age.

Ash's friends, family, rivals, and Team Rocket are tired of Ash's shit. So they make a list of 225 things he is forbidden to do or else they will betray him.

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

Ruby drags Jaune to McOzpin's to get a Kid's Happy Meal for the super special limited edition plastic toy that comes with it.

Yang knew better than to look for love in a bar. She was neither foolish nor naive. But when a chance encounter leads to a meeting with a mysterious dancer that has her heart racing, it can be hard to resist. For Jaune, the life he wanted was that of a hero, but such a life required training and the money to pay for it. What is a man to do, but make use of the few talents he has.

Cinder has a great new plan to conquer the world: tit-get spinners.A titget spinner is apparently two fidget spinners affixed on a bra. I don't know how to describe it, look it up Jessica Nigri's twitter. A request from /u/edge4214 on the /r/rwby subreddit.

An interpretation of the classic Monty Python sketch, with some minor embellishments. Jaune has a difficult time getting a return for his recently purchased Pyrrha.

Ruby shoots Jaune in the nuts.

A little creative use of the Alteration school of magic gives a bounty hunter a last-minute advantage over his slippery foe.

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

Mikael accidentally revived Ancano, but the ancient song's lustful power is thwarting Ancano's plans for revenge. Join the beloved Dragonborn and protagonist, Hugh-Janus, as he tries to do something about it. Mikael X Ancano

Xayah is a jerk and Rakan is a good boy who likes jerks but Zed is also a jerk

Weddings are a special time. And that holds true for Weiss and Jacques. Such a beautiful relationship

After the events of Volume 3, Blake leaves her team behind to seek revenge on those responsible. However, her plans are interrupted when her targets are killed in front of her, dispatched by a sniper that seems to have made it their goal to kill every member of the White Fang.

Marco loves Star, but also wants to become a wizard and a physical god, so he intentionally cuckolds her to the breaking point in order to ascend heaven and reign over all.

A short peculiar tale about Jaune Arc's thriving career as a smut fiction writer.

A series of loosely connected stories, both romantic and lusty. If you have an pairing you want to see, let me know in the reviews! If you've got a particular pairing or threesome (or more-some) you want to see me write about, leave a review with who it is, or even a particular image or picture you want me to work off of. I'll see what I can do

Alice knew all along.

Pyrrha and Blake discover a certain connection over a little black novel in one of Beacon's laundry rooms. What if they weren't the only ones to have a connection through the Ninjas of Love series? Shameless Darkos PLOT. I regret nothing!

Ash learns that he's in a coma, and it all goes downhill from there. Based on the acclaimed "Ash is in a Coma" theory. Just a tad meme-ish.

Ruby meets the Easter Bunny.

A oneshot between Weiss and a PopTart

A smutfic suitable for all ages. Qrow and Pyrrha plow a field under the watchful eye of 4Kids Entertainment and Critics United.

Tyrian crouched low with an excited expression on his face as he pointed to Jaune, or more specifically, what he was wearing. "Is that a Pumpkin Pete's Exclusive Hoodie?"

Qrow needs to make breakfast for Yang and Ruby. So he makes eggs.

Seeing that young man die in initiation was horrifying for her. Even with all her time in the White Fang, she hadn't expected to see such an idealistic man as Jaune Arc die like that. It should have been nothing more than a tragedy... Instead she's now stuck with the lingering spirit of this guy following her around, and no one else can hear or see him in any way. Jaune x Blake

It's hot as hell and there's some meddling Grimm on our lawn. Just another average day at Shade Academy for May Zedong and the rest of the Vacuo crew.

Jaune Arc never had a chance in hell with girls, hunting, or academics. But when an angel of love pops into your life and says: "Get a girlfriend in two weeks or else", you realize your priorities in life change. Turns out, that angel of love turned his life into a dating sim visual novel, whether he knows it or not. Time to find a girl. (There's gonna be smut eventually.)

George sucks.

A refined, wealthy, young singer, Weiss has always admired Pyrrha from afar. With the help of her sister Winter, Weiss is able to meet the charismatic champion for the first time. Can a friendship, or even something more, blossom between them? Or will the hardships of their society prove too great an obstacle to overcome?

A story where Nora kills everybody for the reasons. My first fic to reach the double digits in chapters. Now an official Weiss Reacts featured fic. Thanks ElfCollaborator for featuring the fic, you large desk.

RWBY and JNPR are bored. This is bad. So they're going to play Cards Against Remnant. What's the worst that could happen? Rated M because of Cards Against Humanity.

So this will be a bunch of short hopefully funny stories. They won't be long at all.(Unlike my penis) So without further ado the brief summary for the brief stories. Being a grunt is hard work. Being a grunt for a criminal terrorist organization is even harder. (yes penis joke.) While this work is very hard it leaves a lot of time to talk with your pals.

A glorious self insert for male readers and May Zedong, the pro sniper and chairman of China.

Yang goes birdwatching with her team and JNPR, but due to a series of incidents, a bunch of birds defecate on her while Ruby has issues with Jaune. Yang has to deal with the bird poop all over her face and hair. It's quite unfortunate. Trigger Warning: Mild Violence, Sticky Liquids, Jojo's.

Weiss meets a new friend who happens to be a bad OC with no development and impresses her with loads of money. And other assets. Trigger Warning: Themes, Trigger Warning: Trans fats.

Pyrrha and Ruby get awfully close, and Yang doesn't like it one bit. After eavesdropping on Pyrrha, she finds out they have something planned for Sunday night. Misunderstanding their platonic relationship, Yang prepares to follow them. Then the shenanigans happen. Trigger Warning: Living Legend, Trigger Warning: Your Mom

The housecarls of Skyrim meet up at Breezehome to relax, chat and complain about the person they're all sworn to obey: the Dragonborn.

Follow Noble Team on wacky adventures that hold no relevance at all! Thats right its all fun and games now and hopefully someone will get hurt!

All seems lost. The Mythic Dawn stands at the gate of Cloud Ruler Temple. All the Blades have left are five thousand scrolls of Absorb Mercantile and a watermelon...

After destroying a giant ring-world capable of destroying a galaxy, Sarge, Donut, Simmons, and Grif return to Earth for some rest and relaxation. Unfortunately the Covenant show up to Earth, and causes a domino affect that throws this team back in action.

The last hope for the crew of the Pillar of Autumn lies within the hands of Sarge, Simmons, Grif, and Donut...we're so dead. Halo Combat Evolved, with the Red Team acting as the Master Chief. Lots of language.